#incorrect the sandman quotes

[yourmomxx]

Morpheus: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Y/N: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?

Morpheus: No! Four to five seconds!

Y/N: Too late!!!

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[kirah69]

Dream: Stress is bad for the baby.

Hob: Are you pregnant???!!!

Dream: ...

Dream: I am the baby.

Inspired by this.

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[teenagecriminalmastermind]

morpheus: I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand!

lucienne: desire quivers before him!

morpheus *at desire*: FUCK OFF

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[sxzxgxa]

me: I would never fuck the Corinthian.

someone: yeah, obviously, because he's a serial killer with teeth for eyes.

me:

someone: ... right?

me:

someone:

me:

me: ᵇᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ʰᵉ'ˢ ᵍᵃʸ

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[magnusbae]

Dream of the bitterness 

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[thefaultinourforcebond]

THE SANDMAN: A HOPE IN HELL (S01E04)

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[tampire]

Their situationship summed up

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[familiar-anonymous]

I can relate to Crowley.💤

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[bruciemilf]

Miles needs his own Sinister Six and I NEED them to be so goddam silly. Half of them are like "I'm not fighting a child are you insane" and the others are "finally, an excuse to punch a teenager"

Specifically:

Adrian, on 10 Monster energy drinks: Hey, your web shooters aren't as fast as last week, everything okay?

Miles: no, I stayed up all night and couldn't figure out what's wrong with them :(

Adrian: alright, let's take a look. Your design is so good!

-

Felicia: Hey Junior, wanna annoy Peter B as much as humanly possible?

Miles: Y E S

Felicia: good kid

-

Miles: Did you just. Apologize for existing

Harry: I'm sorry I try not to do it

-

Spot: You're so petty, honestly. I'm trying to change

Miles: YOU TRIED TO DESINTEGRATE MY UNIVERSE??

Spot: That was 2 hours ago

-

Miles: You know I'm 15, right? You punched a 15 year old. A child. As a father.

Flint: Don't.

Miles: Ow. My minor bones are broken. My child self is hurting. I got sand in my teenager baby eyes.

Flint: [sigh]

-

Miles:

Kraven, with the creepiest golden eyes: You're Amazing :) The Best Spider-Man :) Fine Trophy, Indeed :)

Miles: MIGUEL. MIGUEEEEEEEL-

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[voukkake]

Dream: You dare suggest one such as i might need your companionship

Hob: Yes, yes i do!

Dream:

Dream: Then I'll take my leave and proof you're wrong

Hob:

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[samandhislostshoe]

Morpheus: I left instructions for everyone while i'm gone

Corinthian: mine just says "corinthian no"

Morpheus: i want you to apply it to every possible situation

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[yourmomxx]

Y/N: i like your new robe.

Morpheus: thank you. it was 50% off.

Y/N: well I would like it more if it was 100% off.

Morpheus: the store can’t just give away clothes for free.

Y/N: that’s …. Not what I meant

Morpheus: that’s a terrible way to run a business, Y/N.

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[nicelytousled]

incorrect sandman quotes but its all ferdie's tweets part 1 (part 2)

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[gewdmorning]

Dream, to all his children: fuckin disgraces all of you

Fiddlers green:

Dream: not you my sweet angel, you’re perfect

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[magnusbae]

murder or idiot were the only viable options

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[mimisempai]

Persevere, Hob…

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