Sanji: I left instructions for everyone while I’m gone.
Zoro: Mine just says “Zoro, no.”
Sanji: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
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(I need someone to explain to me the CHOICES behind these faces, the line delivery of this scene, I NEED TO SEE A SCRIPT)
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One Piece comic featuring Sanji (a dumbass in everything but cooking) and Zoro (a dumbass in everything, full stop).
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Nami: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Zoro without him noticing?
Sanji: Hey, mosshead, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.
Zoro: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser.
Nami: ...
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Luffy: If you don’t like your surname, you should take Zoro’s. It would suit you.
Ussop: Yeah.
Sanji: *sputtering* That’s not how it works.
Nami: Roronoa Sanji sounds good.
Zoro: It does sound good. You should keep it.
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Zoro: would you say you're independent?
Luffy: *looks at yn*
Yn: *nods*
Luffy: I'd say so, yes
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OP Incorrect quotes#4 Shopping day
The Strawhats resting on an island to restock
Y/n: I will find us a map to move around this city
Y/n: If you two can manage to not kill each other while I'm gone!
Zoro*Rolls eyes* Oh, please, We're not children
Sanji*Smilling at you* Oh my darling, I will wait for you for a thousand years~
Y/n*Leaves the two alone*
Zoro:, casually: ...Eat shit and die
Sanji, also casually: Yes, fuck you
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Sanji: WHO ATE THE BREAD?!
Sanji: I'M GOING TO FUCKING -
Robin: I did?
Sanji: -go back into the kitchen and bake some more. I am so glad you enjoyed the bread, it's a new recipe!
*walks away*
Robin:
Robin: He's gone, Captain.
Luffy, coming out the closet with bread stuffed in his mouth: Twankh uh!
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Zoro: I've only ever said I love you to three people: Luffy, Kuina, and a dying Sanji. One of those I regret.
Bartolomeo: which one?
Zoro: Sanji. He survived the gunshot wound and now I look like an idiot.
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