Abigail: hey John
John: arthur used to call me John…
Abigail: because it’s your fucking name
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Dutch: Christmas is cancelled.
John: You can't cancel a holiday.
Dutch: Keep it up, John, and you'll lose New Years too.
John: What does that mean?
Dutch: Arthur, take New Years away from John.
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I hate when people (usually men on reddit) are like “if you met arthur back then he would murder you for breathing in his existence!” Oh would he? When? Before or after he’s finished doodling bunnies and flowers?
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Arthur: I know you think my judgment’s clouded cause I like Charles a bit
Sadie, holding Arthur’s journal: You drew your wedding invitation...
Arthur: No, that’s our joint tombstone
Sadie: My mistake
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Arthur, in afterlife: JOHN FRANCIS MARSTON.
John: That's not my middle name-
Arthur: YOU HAD ONE JOB STAY ALIVE DON'T GO FOR REVENGE HAVE I TAUGHT YOU NOTHING
John: I TRIED MY BEST OKAY
Arthur: WELL YOU DIDN'T TRY HARD ENOUGH
Hosea: Boys! It's too late! alright let's just-
Jack Marston appears after dying in a gun fight
Arthur: FOR FUCK'S SAKE
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Incorrect Quotes - Arthur Morgan x Y/n Edition
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Y/n : "That sounds amazing! Doesn’t that sound amazing, Arthur?"
Arthur : "...No."
Y/n : "I think I speak for both Arthur and I, when I say that it sounds amazing!"
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Y/n : "If you don't stop talking bullshit, I'm going to jump out of that window."
Arthur : "...We're on the ground floor, Y/n."
Y/n : "I know but I want a dramatic exit."
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Arthur : "Why do you think I don’t like you? Of course I do. I would kill for you."
Arthur : ...
Arthur : "Ask me to kill for you."
Y/n : "...First of all, calm down-"
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Y/n : "Did you really have to stab them?"
Arthur : "You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what they said to me. "
Y/n : "What did they say to you?"
Arthur : 'What are you going to do, stab me?'
Y/n : "I guess that's fair."
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Arthur: John what are you doing?
John: I’m having a cigarette???
Arthur: john your hands are empty, you’ve been staring at this tree with your jaw hung open for two hours
John:…
Arthur: what the fuck did you smoke
(Lololol i can imagine John greening out on his first time smoking weed)
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Tilly: Arthur! I made you a friendship bracelet.
Arthur: Oh, you know I ain't into that sort of thing, miss Jackson.
Tilly: Well, I can go give it to someone else-
Arthur, practically snatching it from her: No, I'm wearing it forever.
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I like to imagine hosea and dutchs reunion in the afterlife is like marty and alex’s reunion in madagascar where they run to each other both seemingly excited but then dutch realises hosea looks kinda pissed and hosea just starts chasing him trying to beat the shit out of his stupid husband for what he did to their sons
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[You & Arthur relaxing in the flower field, with Arthur just admiring you while you’re making flower crowns]
Arthur, staring at you lovingly : You’re one of my favorite people.
Y/N, tilted head : Who are your other favorite people?
Arthur, shrugs : It’s mostly you. Not a big fan of humankind in general.
Dividers credit : @rookthornesartistry 🟠
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Charles: What’re you in the mood for?
Arthur: World domination
Charles: That’s a bit ambitious
Arthur: You are my world
Charles: Aw, cute
Arthur:
Charles:
Charles: OH-
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