INFP: *gently taps table*
INTP: *taps back*
INFJ: What are they doing?
INTJ: Morse code.
INFP: *aggressively taps table*
INTP: *slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
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ISTP: So, what is your decision?
INFP: H-huh? Decision for what?
ISTP: That decision you've been holding off for a month now.
INFP: Which one?
ISTP: You have other decisions you haven't made?
INFP: Unfortunately, yeah...
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ENFJ looking through INFP's closet.
The closet ranging from the witchest wardrobe to rainbows.
ENFJ: Why does your closet have multiple personalities. How do you decide what to wear?
INFP: Honestly it's not up to me.
INFP points to brain: the decision is up to whomever is in charge for the day upstairs ...*whispers to self* and that can vary.
ENTP: *giggling* That makes a lot of sense for you.
ENFJ: hummm... we are using my wardrobe then.
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Kazuha: *gently taps table*
Sakura: *taps back*
Yunjin : What are they doing ?
Eunchae : Morse code.
Kazuha : *aggressively taps table*
Sakura: *slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
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ESFP : I didn’t drink that much last night!
ISFJ : You were flirting with ENTJ.
ESFP : So what? They're my partner.
ISFJ : You asked them if they was single...
ISFJ : ...and you cried when they said they weren't.
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INTJ: ENTP. darling. sweetheart. love of my life.
ENTP: youre mad at me arent you
INTJ: livid
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MBTI xxxP types
Cass: I'm actually a lot crazier than most people think, but everyone is too busy making me into some OP god-like character to notice all the rules I've broken.
Jason: I'm actually a lot crazier than most people think, but I hang out with equally crazy people who were born without a single fuck to give and somehow aren't dead yet.
Tim: I'm actually a lot crazier than most people think, but everyone only remembers me as "smart" and keeps forgetting how much of a stalker I am and how little I value self care or what is morally correct.
Duke: I'm actually a lot crazier than most people think, but I'm with the Batfam now and standing next to their raging mental issues makes me look like a voice of reason. Which makes for a low bar, btw.
Steph: Lol I'm only here for the vibes XD
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INTJ: who do you think, out of three of us —INTJ, INTP, and INFP, will live the longest?
INFJ: easy, it'll be INFP
INFP: huh? why?
INFJ: don't you realize these two just want to die young?
INTP: true, thank you so much
INTJ: yeah, very true
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ENTP, holding a deck of cards: Who wants a tarot reading!!
INTJ: Those are Pokemon cards
ENTP, holding a card: You got a Squirtle, it means fuck you.
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Intp: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why.
Intj: Only if you don't ask why.
Intj: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of their bag* Choose one.
Intp:
Intj:
Intp: This one will do.
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INFP: Oh, no! I need an adult!
ENTP: INFP, you are the adult.
INFP: Oh.
INFP: I need an adulter adult!
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Chemistry ;)
Kuroo: Do you wanna hear a chemistry joke?
Y/N:
Kuroo: ...Is that...a no?
Y/N: I'm sorry. Were you expecting...a reaction?
Kuroo,*wiping a tear from his eye*: I love you.
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INTP: okay, I got you a painkiller
ENTP: thanks, am I supposed to bite it?
INTP: what? no, just swallow it
ENTP: I kinda want to bite it
INTP: you won't
ENTP: I bit it
INTP: what the fuck? *laughing ass off* no fucking way. just no. what does it taste like?
ENTP, in the verge of dying: it's burning my tongue *spits* I'll wash my mouth
INTP: wait, what is it made of? oh goodness, it's fucking acid. what does it taste like?
ENTP: awful, do you have something to eat?
INTP: I have, uh, mandarin
ENTP: are you kidding me?
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ENFP 7w8 teasing INTJ 5w6 for kissing ENTP 7w6 while ISFP 9w1 is like 😒
ENFP: intj kissed entp!
INTJ: no I didn’t!
ENFP: yes you did!
INTJ: didn’t!
ENFP: diiiiiiiid
INTJ: did…not!
ENFP: did did did did did did did did did did did
ISFP: *Ahem*
ISFP: ugh I could break this tie
ISFP: They totally did.
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