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misslavenderlady · 5 months
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The Lost Boys incorrect quotes
(the boys getting ready to attack the Frogs)
David: "Men. Make 'em Swiss!"
Marko: ...
Dwayne: ...
Paul: ...
David: "Cheese, men. Cheese."
Paul: "Not hungry, David!"
David, internally: I'm up to my tits in morons.
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january-cinders · 1 year
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Paul: Dwayne and I are having a baby.
Laddie: that's gre-!
Paul: *slamming adoption papers on the table* it's you, sign here.
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angelofthenight · 2 years
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*David interrogating individual people over a stolen item*
David: You don’t have the courage or intelligence to have stolen anything.
Michael: Then why are you even talking to me?
David: I just wanted you to know that.
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nerdy-spooks · 11 months
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Incorrect Lost Boys Quote.
"There Only Michael's Noodle."
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ouadisneyblog · 10 months
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Peter Pan: You know who I stan?
Peter Pan: *points at Tinker Bell* My mom!
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beoneofus · 2 years
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spidercookie18 · 7 months
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Absolutely losing it to the title loading in wrong while I'm trying to watch The Lost Boys hgskhfnvncnzsv
"On Wednesdays, we wear pink, Michael" 💅🏼
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Wolffe: Gregor, can I ask you a question?
Gregor: Shoot
Wolffe, pulling his gun out: Shoot what?
Gregor, deranged from lack of sleep: Uh… the tv?
Wolffe: On it
(Later)
Alpha-17: What happened to the tv?
Cody: Gregor and Wolffe’s single braincell short circuited.
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luv4fandoms · 10 months
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Laddie: Dwayne can I go on the roller coaster?
Dwayne: What did Y/N say?
Laddie: She said no
Dwayne: So why are you asking me?
Laddie: Cause she's not the boss of you.
Dwayne, internally: It's a trap it's a trap it's a trap
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sodamnbored · 1 month
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Catching Up
Thalia: So what happened after Juno took you? Where did you go? Were you safe, happy?
Jason, uncomfortably brushing her off: Well, it’s a long story and kind of a bummer haha. You don’t wanna hear that right now.
Thalia, softly: Jason, I’ve waited thirteen years to hear your sad stories.
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heeheehoohoo8 · 4 months
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Lucy: If your friends jumped off a bridge would you?
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Michael: …
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The night before:
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misslavenderlady · 5 months
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The Lost Boys incorrect quotes
David: (staring deeply into Michael's eyes) "Boy, your eyes ARE like sapphires...gee...heh, that's pretty corny though, huh?"
Michael: "Oh no, not at all! (Suddenly flustered) Any woman would like it..."
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january-cinders · 1 year
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Dwayne: would you slap Paul...
Marko: yes
David: yes
Dwayne: I didn't finish
David: sorry, continue
Dwayne: would you slap Paul for ten dollars?
David: I would smack Paul for free
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angelofthenight · 2 years
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Sam, to Michael: You’re a secret vampire?!
Sam: Anyone else around here leading a bizarre double life?!
Frog Brothers: *raises hands*
Sam: Put your hands down, guys
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i-heart-slashers · 14 days
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Michael, walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here. Marko: Hey. Dwayne: Hi. David: Hello. Paul: Hey! Michael: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! Y/N, pouting: We were out of Doritos.
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themarginalthinker · 5 months
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Marko's finger is suddenly on Micheal's chest.
"There's bones in there."
Michael turns to David. "I don't feel safe."
David doesn't lift his head from the newspaper, merely licking his thumb and turning the page.
"Yeah, none of us do when he's around."
Marko smiles with all his teeth.
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