#incorrect dgm

[hoshikai]

komui : come on, i wasn't that drunk!

lenalee : you tried to colour my face with a highlighter because you said i was important.

komui : but you are

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[chaoticace2005]

Tyki, whenever he comes across a problem he can’t simply go through: I can’t mansplain manipulate manwhore my way out of this one.

#and he enjoys that #d gray man #d grayman #d gray man memes #d gray man incorrect quotes #d grayman incorrect quotes #Tyki mikk #dgm #dgm tyki #incorrect dgm

[incorrect-allen-walker]

Allen: My being drunk isn’t your comedy sketch

Kanda: I beg to differ, that’s the third lamppost you’ve walked into thus far.

Allen:

Allen: You, good sir, are wrong, they walked into me.

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[d-gray-place]

Lavi and Allen in jail

Allen: So who do we call?

Lavi: Well we should probably call Komui, but I feel safer in jail.

#dgm #d.gray man #incorrect dgm #incorrect quotes

[pokerpairfan123]

we are so baack!!!

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[mysteriouslypinkconnoisseur]

Lavi: Do you ever get so tired you start seeing spiders?

Allen: Me after I take 17 Benadryl and start seeing the hat man.

Lavi: THE WHO

Allen: Oh this is not a safe place suddenly!

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[a-sad-writer]

Kanda: *lovingly gazing at sleeping Allen*

Kanda: *to Timcanpy who sits on his shoulder* Look at him. I would die for him. I would kill for him.

Kanda: ...

Kanda: Either way, what bliss.

#yullen #incorrect dgm quotes #addams family quotes #this is from addams family #but doesn't it fit them? #i need Kanda as Gomez and Allen as Morticia

[49thname]

Lavi: we all have our red flags.

Lavi, grabbing Tyki: this one’s mine.

#lavi #bookman junior #tyki mikk #joyd #lucky pairing #dgm #dgm incorrect quotes

[fluffykitkat]

Allen: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??

Lavi : Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔

Lenalee : Why were you microwaving a lemon???

Lavi : I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots.

Kanda : Did you burn an orange too? How???

Lavi : Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔

*silence*

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[candy-crackpot]

Cross: You seein’ someone?

Allen: You mean a teraphist, a lover or a hallucination?

#dgm #d.gray-man #dgrayman #d gray man #incorrect dgm #allen walker #cross marian #source: medical memes

[mananea]

Past!Allen: Don't worry, Love. You're as fixed as you've always been.

Nea: Thank you, Lovey~

Past!Allen: Except you've always been broken.

#d gray man #nea d campbell #past!allen #neallen #pastanea #not art #incorrect dgm #kinda has double meaning ahhh #ive been writing dgm fics and ideas for the past few days #coping with a lot of stress #im scared to publish but i wrote fun stuff. #pasta just deadpans these things

[hoshikai]

alma : i just kinda feel like we were meant for each other. i mean, look how fate keeps throwing us together

kanda :

kanda : it's 3am and you're stuck on my window. how did you even get in there?

alma : fate, yuu, weren't you listening?

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[chaoticace2005]

On Bookman’s page for D Gray Man wiki- my friend brought up how this makes it sound like he keeps losing Lavi at a Walmart which I mean… I’m sure that’s happened before (or a Walmart adjacent since this is the 19th century)

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[incorrect-allen-walker]

Lavi: Who made you cry?!

Allen, glumly: Mortality…

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[d-gray-place]

Allen: Murder is always bad, unless its Kanda

Lavi: Oh? So why does Kanda get a pass?

Allen: He doesn't. He stole my snack so I'm going to kill him.

#Allen 'pacifist' Walker unless hes with Kanda #or Cross #dgm #d.gray man #anime #manga #incorrect quotes #incorrect dgm #allen walker #kanda yuu #lavi bookman #exorcists

[pokerpairfan123]

part 6 or 7 idk at this point 🤗

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