#in whatever form

[harryjpotter-shitpost]

I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate HATE hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate people who try to justify Petunia Dursley or say she was a good or “misguided” person.

#🤢 #she was a horrible abuser #nothing is good about an abuser #I think people got the wrong idea that to abuse someone you need to be physical with them #which is why a lot of these people are defending her #or saying that the word abuser is too harsh to use against her #but the word abuser is literally a word that describes a person who uses the power they have over a person to belittle them #and use it against them #in whatever form #because abuse doesn’t mean physical harassment only #mind you she did that as well #but let me not get into that #ugh I hate this so much #”oh petunia would’ve been nice if she had divorced Vernon” #“Vernon was a bad influence on her” #“she was manipulated by Vernon” #“she actually liked Harry deep down but was scared of Vernon’s reaction” #DO YALL HEAR YOURSELF???? #LITERALLY READ THE FIRST CHAPTER OF THE FIRST BOOK #ITS THERE #VERNON IS THE ONE WHO IS SCARED TO MENTION HARRY OR LILY IN FRONT OF PETUNIA #NOT THE OTHER WAY ROUND #mind you I hate that bastard just as much #but I’m just saying #if you’re gonna hate someone hate petunia first #I can’t stand her nor the people who defend her #harry james potter #petunia dursley #harry potter series #harry potter

[st4rstudent]

on our way down to the school basement to test out a hypothesis and some theories-!! 🔨🔨 (Totally safe, nothing could possibly go wrong ✨) /lh/j but thank you-!! I wish I coulda explained it better and I probably can once I get the time (and the courage to ever like . make any kinds of post for once shchsdhs) but you-!! You get the idea-!! That man has a dome filled with a brain that's a motherboard or wires/neurons covered by silicone and personally I think it would be silly to shake him like a snowglobe to see what would happen-! (/lh/j)

^ on our way to the basement

but YESS absolutely. if you shake him hard enough maybe you can get the silicone cover off and then rattle all the little microchips around

#clemask #i would say do not be afraid to make posts but also i am one of the last people to probably say that #halfway related but tumblrs kindof awesome to make posts on ive noticed. it seems you can find a circle a bit better and also the tagging #system is great. twt feels like someone breaks into your house whereas tumblr is like a display box and youre inviting people in #anyways back to the topic i got a pretty good visual of what you meant! but if youd like to go into more depth i'd love to hear it! #in whatever form #hopethat doesnt sound weird. overall i mean that if youre comfortable sharing then feel free to . very big fan of brain wire cover

[orcboxer]

those first couple weeks after escaping a time loop have gotta be disorienting as all fuck. all those little cues that used to tell you what's about to happen are now triggers that cause you to brace for something that isn't coming. you have to relearn the permanence of death -- hell, you have reacquaint yourself with the entire concept of finality altogether. everything keeps changing but it never changes back and you keep having to remind yourself that this is normal. "it won't reset anymore," you echo to yourself, over and over and over, like a broken record, like you're still trapped in a loop, like someone who escaped the time loop but was doomed to bring it into the future with them

#orcspeak #edit: this is not about fanfic nor is it about a specific fanfic nor is it about a specific show or movie or book #this post is about the time loop trope itself which occurs in many different stories spanning many different art forms #i don't read or write fanfic and I'm not looking for fanfic recs and whatever character you think this is about there's #an 80 percent chance i don't recognize their name

[allo-frouto]

I have a little relationship question. How would you like your partner to remove your suspicions that he does not find you attractive?

This may vary from person to person but I know for a fact that when you want to make sure someone has zero doubts that you find them attractive you do just one thing: you worship them. Mind, body and soul.

#<3 #in whatever form #you seem applicable #and #enjoyable for the other person #as well #kisses

[greelin]

equipping these not for strategic reasons. but gay ones

#bg3 #sorry for my issues and problems. #not using this in whatever the hell was going on between the two who had these previously. donot care for those vibes. this is for love now #shut th fuck up about ‘not reading the journal’. i read it. i reject that nonsense and am forming new association. my world now #rb’s off bc none of you can shut the hell up or read<3

[ikiprian]

Clark is taking Kon and Jon out for a classic, super-style bonding flight. Just a quick jaunt around the US and back!

They don’t get far. Somewhere in Illinois airpace, they run across another family.

The three (a hulking man, a snarky teenage boy, and a cackling youngest girl, each a grayscale blur in the blue, blue sky) throw neon-lit beams of energy at one another, quips and insults flying almost as fast as they do. It looks like training. It looks like fun!

The boy of them looks like a younger version of the man. Exactly like, even. Clark is familiar with clones.

The youngest, a girl, looks like both of them, but not quite. Perhaps she will, age sharpening her childish features, but it’s hard to say. More likely, she’s the man’s daughter.

Interested, Clark introduces himself to Dan. He seems to be a hero in his own right, even if Superman’s yet to see him in action. And it’s not often Clark sees a family so like his own!

#post agit but with the hc that dans ghost form stays the same! big and scary! #clark: oh! you’re a clone? here meet kon he’s also a clone! #clark: [pushes kon toward danny] teen boy clones! you should exchange instasnaps or smth. or facebooks! kids still use that to chat right? #danielle: is this identity theft. and if so. can i steal dans ID i wanna be the evil version from an alternate timeline now #dp x dc #dpxdc #prompt #dpxdc prompt #kipwrite #less of a ficlet more of an interesting observation and funny potential misunderstanding. which actually still counts now that i think of it #whatever sorry ive been busy!! #danny fenton #dark danny #danielle fenton #clark kent #kon el #jon kent #realizing now i hardly ever spell his name connor. hm

[soporificshoebill]

Regardless of whether its real or not, people saying that "maybe they didn't know it was aprils fools" is funny to me. No they absolutely know. thats the whole point . its the best and maybe only way to do this whether its true or not.

Like imagine if you WERE in a relationship that had been deeply visible and wildly speculated on for basically all your formative years, with no signs of stopping. You've just got droves of people clamoring about every potential shred of information and following your every move and constantly speculating about this or tying it back to the relationship which might not have been true at certain points but happens to be now. What. Is the best. Funniest way to reveal that information? With max chaos?

Or imagine if you ARENT in that relationship but you know you'll never get peace from people asking you about it or wondering no matter what you do. AND you have a workplace and friends that LOVE a silly good joke. And committing to the bit. Whats the best way to leverage THAT. How can you absolutely level your fans.

Like Of COURSE they're gonna do an april fools announcement. Golden opportunity either way. no one knows if its real. half of the ruckus is people losing it trying to determine truth. You cant be two silly lil guys and NOT take advantage of a golden bit.

#smosh #anyway. cheers im excited for smosh mouth later #happy congratulations to either the couple.or the successful bit. but regardless congrats to 2 silly guys havin a Ball(shayne and courtney) #shayne topp #courtney miller #shourtney #i havent been here long enough to have particularly strong feelings on shourtney other than 'whatever relationship they have they seem happy #good for them. :]' along with slight dismay over the hellish scenario of having formative years of an online career hounded by #at-times invasive relationship speculation #so i think i win either way? seems like theyre having fun yknow

[son1c]

i got you

#sonic #sonic the hedgehog #sth #shadow the hedgehog #sonic au #falling stars au #scribbles #so this part will (most likely) never be written out cuz it's like. The Implied Prologue or whatever but #i've always pictured it as sonic holds onto his super form for as long as he can and it only fades completely after they hit the ground... #which 1) saves his life and 2) brings shadow a little comfort as they fall to earth cuz of super's Big Positive Energy #just a little lore from me to u...

[cemeterything]

VAL and Shrue dynamic that only exists in my mind moodboard

#🐉 #want to lock them in a room together so so bad i think it would make them both worse #i dont ship them or whatever btw i just think they would have such a catty exes dynamic despite never dating #the weird psychosexual bond that forms when your boss uses one of you to gaslight the other into a divorce

[just-some-normal-jessica]

personal HCs of the human lords in black

yeah i based em off of the canon npmd ones with some nmt-lore-related details. it's all just for funsies rlly

#my art #starkid #hatchetfield #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #the lords in black #nibblenephim #t'noy karaxis #wiggog y'wrath #pokotho #bliklotep #i REALLY didn’t like how canon blinky looked like Just Some Guy especially compared to the other lords #which is what lowk inspired me to do this #yeah i made their humanoid forms a bit less human but. they're gods beyond human comprehension they can do whatever #we're having fun #at least i am :3

[beescake]

Karkat needs to looksmaxx

id write something funny here but i am physically incapable of being insincere about karkat vantas

#ask #anon #homestuck #karkat vantas #gif #2023 #vioart #the implications of this ask im crylaughing #lets just say that whatever he currently looks like.. its definitely working for him #the amt of ppl who would agree to a relationship w/ karkat #proves that whatever form his face is in‚ it is (somehow) miraculously easy to forgive <'3

[arinmoss]

Mr. Elliott Stardew Valley

#does he even have a last name? lmao #anyways heres a messy elliott for u lads #tried to not paint him tried to like do basic coloring like cellshading esque type thing at first #couldnt #lol #anyways maybe ill clean this up more later but #more than likely not lolol #sdv elliott #stardew valley #stardew elliott #fanart #sdv #also loosely based this one some of his older looks lol #or whatever u call em #def inspired by the colors of his original form #they were more mmuted #sdv fanart #stardew valley elliott #art #drawing #artwork #digital painting

[noisyghost]

a little follow up to my previous post because i was thinking about how his werewolf form would also change over time. also he gets a dog and that's fun :)

#OC #ark #also i hate the trope where. someone gets turned into a vampire/werewolf/whatever #and all of a sudden it makes them skinny and hot and gets rid of all their physical ailments #so its important to me that u know. when ark gained weigh his werewolf form also gained weight. because thats how weight works lmao #attempting to satisfy my love of both ratty ass wet dog werewolves and fluffy pompom looking fuckers

[blorbocollection]

them...

#disco elysium #harrier dubois #kim kitsuragi #my art #comic #i dont even ship them romantically i just love the idea of them as really good close friends who depend on each other ;; #and sometimes harry really needs a hug or whatever. and kim is like. Okay. and maybe kim didnt realize he needed a hug too #theyre both each others emotional support animals #and yes jean wouldnt say 'deadass' but it was how i formed the sentence in my mind and it was too funny

[voltaical-art]

part twooo!!! less sad on this one :)

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #wyll ravengard #tav #comic #voltaical ocs #bishop #well i kinda ran out of steam on this one #but i still like how it turned out :) #will bishop ever explicitly tell wyll how he feels? probably not he will continue just being affectionate and hope he gets the hint #so wild having ocs that i'm not planning long form comics for so i can literally just make comics for whatever scenario im thinking about #crazy if you want to make comics you actually just have to do it LMAO

[basslinegrave]

touch

#help i have no idea how to caption this. color added last second because i cant keep getting away with doing grayscale only #stobotnik #my art #basslinegrave art #this came to me in a dream (actually thought about it couple days ago falling asleep and quickly wrote it down) #made it less challenging by only drawing half of the faces #i wanted to caption it something with fingers and lips and whatever but idk how to form a phrase so im going with whatever