i used to be so good at writing strong, thoroughly-researched, thoroughly-edited essays.
as a kid in hs, my teacher literally came up to me, holding my 40 page essay on the intersection of the European witch hunts and capitalism/exploitation/gender roles (it was supposed to be 7 pages...whoops) and went like "this is literally a master's-degree level thesis. what are you doing?? you could literally use this as your final dissertation in a master's program, what the fuck."
NOW??? NOW?? you'd think I'd be oh so skilled. but alas. i can barely piece together two ideas. adhd skill-regression is so so real. im SOBBING
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Hey sorry but your boyfriend is growing organs previously unknown to humankind. Yeah I surgically remove them as a part of our art performance. No he can’t eat normal food anymore he started digesting plastic. Sorry.
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i love my fursona so goddamn much yall
she's so fuckin gender
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not me having feelings about a comment i got for a fic i wrote a few years ago, not me ready to take up the sword for them, their enemies now mine, simply because of the kindness of their thankful words
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The fact that I have to sign up for an account just to order a sandwich is insane to me. Why can't I do it as a guest. I get maybe needing my phone or email to let me know I can pick the order up. But why do I need an account for this. Just let me get my food please.
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@fino-the-pichu
Boo
I’ve returned
Have some cheese sandwich flavoured goat milk
waya.???
flavored what milk?? i will just pass on that... but thank you for the offer
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I tried to eat my first meal of the day but it was all gross because I cooked it wrong and I kept burning myself and idk if I can eat it. It's kind of starting to feel really not worth it
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Had to bike home in -8°F windchill and 1 inch of snow today. A 12 min bike ride took 22 mins. Man.
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