#im such a fucking idiot omg

[cryiling]

heartbreaking: girl starts reading a completed fic only to get halfway in and realize it's not completed, but abandoned and marked as complete

#THIS IS WHY WE CHECK THE TAGS 😭😭😭😭 #im such a fucking idiot omg #it's no one's fault but myself #im just a little sad though #i finished the fic anyways and it was the best thing I've read istg it has a special place in my heart #ao3 #archive of our own #ao3 memes #fanfiction #fanfiction memes #meme #memes #fandom #relatable #funny

[conanssummerchild]

A-B-E-D connoisseur of christmas, on the spectrum? none of your business

#alex says shit #alex is an idiot #this has been fucking rolling around in my head ALL DAY #like omg #i love abed #also he is so real bcs buttered noodles are the only way i would eat them when i was a kid #then i stopped eating butter and just ate plain arse dry spaghetti #but im healing soon i'll be going back into my buttered noodle era trust #abed nadir #trobed #community #nbc community #autism

[thekingofspin]

This scene had no right to be so hot.

AND THIS OUTFIT.

I was not prepared for this ambush.

#six idiots #ben willbond #king philip the ii of spain #bill 2015 #yonderland #bbc ghosts #the captain #ben willbond is way to hot #he needs a warning #consuming ben willbond content for long periods of time could cause insanity: be warned #after ghosts s5 i go to watch bill to calm down and omg #THAT FUCKING OUTFIT #i cant do it #im done #take me away for i shal never recover #ghosts bbc #bbc ghosts season 5

[fogdraws]

Just spent an hour touching up their faces.

And I still have their whole bodies, the background and a scary amount of cloth to render - I think I may go insane in the process, but it will be worth it!

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #innefable husbands #crowley x aziraphale #gomens #fanart #i love them sm #innefable idiots #good omens fanart #art #digital art #im going fucking insane #will i survive this #omg #rendering #painting #digitalpainting

[thebiffmethod]

i think i’ll never forgive tiktok for oversaturating the howls moving castle market with fans who only give a shit about the romantic undertones of the movie and literally nothin else

#this can be said about all ‘omg i love ghibli it’s so cute and wholesome and fun’ ppl too btw #sophie sophie you’re beautiful is my favorite line in that whole movie #but for a very different reason than the #UGH HOWL DADDY STEP ON MEEEEE #she’s learning to love herself damnit #howls a fucking bumbling idiot of a man child #love him but it’s NOT ABOUT HIM #willy wonkas chocolate factory is about CHARLIE not willy #hmc is about SOPHIE not howl #personal #READ THE BOOK OR LEAVE ME ALONE WJTH HR STYPID HMC INSPIRED PICNIC DATE LMAO #IM TIRED #ghibli #hmc

[chickentunasalad566]

one of the most frustrating parts of the brba fandom is that it's nearly impossible to have a nuanced discussion on skylar's character without some man on reddit weighing in just to call her a stupid bitch and a bad wife to walt and everything he did to her was justified and provide no insight to the conversation whatsoever

#brba #breaking bad #skylar white #ok not so pet peeve but i never see anyone talk abt how ppl talk sbt the 'i am the danger' scene #reddit bros CONSTANTLY use it as a 'sigma chad' walter vs 'virgin stupid bitch wife' skylar momen #but then walter a few eps later when skylar says hes a danger to their children hes like nooo omg why would u say that :( meanie #skylar did bad things but ppl need to also acknowledge she is a) incredibly smart nd b)walts abuse victim #and she is FAR from the worst person on the show nevermind worse than walter fucking white #also walt is a fucking idiot like man shot mike and then was like waaait im so silly i couldve just asked lydia :pp sorry for shooting u

[liopsida]

Pseudoregalia has been fun

#Pseudoregalia #its fun and fresh even if im an idiot who got stuck like 3 min in and was so confused at where to go #but i figured it out and omg once you get the slide jump it fucks

[sisislair]

Decided that I will be liveblogging my experience with listening to the Magnus Archives. I have a general sense of who charachters are and some of the major spoilerish plot points due to going through the tags on Tumblr recently as well as reading some fics, but I'm pretty in the dark as far as the specifics go.

But yeah I listened to the first seven episodes last night! Thoughts as I was listening are under the cut.

Ep 1 - Angler Fish

Jonathon Sims, new head archivist for the Magnus institute(supernatural research place). Employed by Elias bouchard, head of the institute, to replace Gertrude Robinson, recently dead. Jon has worked here as a researcher for 4 years now. Jon is a skeptic. If an investigation has gone as far as possible without conclusion or new leads, it is transferred to the archives. Institute founded in 1818. Archive is terribly organized. 86-91G/H. Very few investigations actually seem to be stored down here, only the original statements. Three research assistants. One named Martin who he finds useless. Other two are Tim and Sasha. Some of the statements cannot be recorded digitally, can only be recorded with a tape recorder. Additional information about the followups is being provided by his assistants. Nathan Watts. Case #0122204. Old fishmarket close, Edinburgh. April 21st, 2012. Institute is in London. Fear of strangers. 6 disappearences Jessica Mcuin November 2005, Sarah Baldwin August 2006, Daniel Rawlins December 2006, Ashley Dobson and Megan Shure May and June 2008, John Fellows March 2010.

Ep 2 - Do not Open

Case #9982211. Joshua Gellespie. November 22nd, 1998. Bournemouth, that's where Jon was born. Fear of strangers. Fear/desire for the truth. Fear of death/being buried alive looks to be the main one. Most clever horror movies protagonist ever. Breacon and hope delivery company. Operated until 2009. Based on Nottingham far north of Bournemouth. Gellespie was the only person to live in that building for the two years he had the coffin. Nobody ever moved in after either. 2 years alone.

Ep 3- Across the Street

Case #0070107. Amy Patel. July 1st 2007. Disappearence of aquaitence Graham Forger. Voyeuristic tendencies from her. The spiral/madness? She watched him ceaselessy. Which hmmm. April 7th. Not Graham. Now being watched in return. Watching seems to be a central theme.

Ep 4- Page Turner

Case#0132806. Dominic Swain. June 28, 2013. Nottingham. Ex alte arua. From higher, from out of the heights. The vast. Jorgun Leitner. Mountains, cliffs. Fear of the sky. Vertigo. Key of Solomon. McGregor Matthew and jorun Leitner. Bought by GRbookworm. Gertrude Robinson? Jorgun leitner reclusive book collector. Had the book made possibly? Pinhole books, Mary keys. Ozone. Mary keys clean shaven with lots of tattooed words, listens to death metal. Her Jared? Painting of an eye. Grant is the sight that we may not know. Grant is the scent that we may not catch. Grant is the sound that we may not call. Jared made the painting. Bones fell out of the shadows of the other book. The dark for her bookshop? Lichtenburg figure in the starry vertigo sky. Childhood friend was struck by lightning because of him. Micheal Crew. Survived. Leather coat, dyed black hair. Jared Key. Had to be bought in order to give it away. Mary keys was murdered in 2008. Overdose of painkillers, extensive post motrum body mutilation. The flesh? Looked the same as the person he met. Her skin was hung up to dry. But with hair and tattoos. Jared charged with his mother's murder, but acquitted. Jared burned the book. 1994 incident related to leitner's library. Current project. His library is a problem. Mary's drying skin had been written on in permanent marker. The tattoos! The same language as the bone book. Jon will try to persuade Elias to make searching for the rest of leitner's books a top priority. They've done enough harm.

Ep 5- Thrown Away

Case #0092302. Kieran Woodward. 93 Lancaster Road Walthamstowe. February 23rd, 2009. Hundred of dollheads. David Attire, Matthew Wilkinson, Alan Parfett. The doll house. Next bag, a single super long piece of paper with the Lords prayer written over and over again in Latin. Ritual. Next bag absolutely filled with teeth. Residents had no idea. Alan found someone. Maybe the person leaving the bags. New bag. Packing peanuts. Metal heart of Alan inside. Saresh and Altman were the police who investigated. The teeth were all the same tooth. Needing to know the truth. Not entirely sure what this one is. Corruption or rot possibly?

Ep 6- Squirm

Case #0140912. Timothy Hodge. The dogstar pub/club. Skinny, student, long henna red hair, tron tights, too much eyeliner. Writhe. Her name is Harriet Lee. Arm scratching. Only water. Art student. Panic, difficulty with adjusting to student life. Recently mugged? Archway, Elfthorn row. Woman with long red dress on ground, which squirmed. Long matted black hair. Felt like she was stabbed. Being followed by her. Dragged down by a weight, skin itching plus vomited near the police station. They had sex, but after. Something squirmed inside her skin. She split open. Writhing worms everywhere. He burned down the flat afterwards. Description of red dress woman matches Jane Prentiss, which is concerning. Hodge was probably wormed during sex. Most definitely corruption.

Ep 7- the Piper

Case #9220611. Staff Sargeant Clarence Berry. Wilfred Owen. War. Poems. The trenchs. Wanting to fully describe the war but unable to. But don't worry. You will. Whistling tune. The whistle of artillery. Reborn in the remnants of his own gore. He met the war. The Piper. Avatar of the war? He said that he was left alive to do the wars work. Joseph rainers tags were found next to him. All who here the Piper never make it back. Hamlin was nearby. Are we the stolen children or the rats driven into the river. His poems now had the essence of the war. The ferocity within him...the war is almost over, and he is sad for it. He died when peace was signed. 1922.

Thoroughly enjoying this so far! But will definitely have to space out listening to it due to the spookiness levels.

#my post #tma #tma podcast #the magnus archives #this is the only podcast ive ever decided to really string theory about #so im excited for that! #will have to pace myself #because while wtnv and malevolent are definitely also spooky #they have enough absurdity in wtnv case and omg you fucking idiots in malevolents case to help cut through it #dont really have that yet here

[kittycatcaptive]

tada human! ryuk thing i did like 2 weeks ago and forgot to post

#death note #deathnote #death note fanart #ryuk #shinigami ryuk #my art hehe #tumblr ate the quality #i forgot his fucking earing im the biggest idiot omg

[daydadahlias]

There was an ask before about how MiM Ashton probably gets happy when he makes bubble float while doing dishes, and so I decided to draw it!

STOP OMG THIS IS THE CUTEST THING IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM LOSING MY MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#THE LITTLE WORDS #ofc he would tell cal ofc he would giggle #the fact that this isnt a scene in the fic #im such an idiot it should have been #pigeon #1loulu5 #the little blush marks stop it #and his little pink shirt #this is just so fucking adorable i love how little and chibi he is #and all the marks in his hair are such a cute stylistic choice!!! #especially the lil curl on top omggggg #how fucking precious #thank you sm rory omg #u little angel baby thank u

[conanssummerchild]

oh my god family line is literally perfect for abed "its hard to put it into words, how the holidays will always hurt" "i was a kid but i wasn't clueless." i need to kill myself immediately

#im NOT projecting SHHH #i need to see this in an edit 😭 #omg i need to learn to editttt ugh #alex says shit #alex is an idiot #abed nadir #family line #conan gray #community #fuck abed's mum all my homies hate abed's mum

[artemisbarnowl]

Having a totally normal one* after waking from a dream where I just relive life with my ex. It was so normal and fine and we did things such as lay around in bed and make plans for the day, go to the Korean supermarket on the corner, go to a friend's house together.

#*if it were in the evening i would be drinking enough to finally drink dial and just fucking ASK all the questions i am making up answers to #what did you want? what do you want now?? honestly could you find it in your heart to hate me and never wanna see me again? #because me saying 'i don't think we should talk for a while' and you saying 'id really like to be friends' are obviously Not It #omg im going to spend my birthday alone for the first time....nearly ever and im just going to go to work and be miserable #i havent been able to stop chewing on the idea of me visiting when i head down to see the fam for christmases #i want him to want me back sooooo bad!!!! #i still think about that dream where i made him pasta #would i take him back? depends on what he said #as much as im pathetic im not an idiot and id need clear evidence to show that he 1. knows what he wants (involving me) and #2. is going to ask for it #because i don't think i ever heard him say a single thing about what he wanted for our future #never said 'hey i want to see you when are you free for me to come up?' #is probably fucking dating now anyway and doesnt WANT me to remember him on new years (our best guess anniversary) #or ask to call because i want to ask questions that will be hard to answer #when all ive ever wanted is the TRUTH #not the strategic answer just the gods honest truth #and i suspect that is 'i dont want to date you i havent for a while i didnt know how to stop or what i wanted instead' #and then i could go home break every object in ny house and move on #try a dating app ot something else to attempt to look forward instead of back #so as you can see -totally normal one

[lonely--seeker]

I keep dreaming Will Wood's coming to play at my city and I constantly wake up in a state of fulfillment and grief.

#Will Wood would never come to my city #but I keep thinking “omg will wood is playing in my city? 😊” everytime like a fucking idiot #and then Im like yes finally i saw him playing live i can die #BUT NO I WAKE UP AND IT WAS JUST A DREAM!!! #who keeps casting evil wizard spells on me at nigt?? #anyways last time he played Front Street for me and i was conflicted #because that song is good but it makes me uhhh what was the internet term #sometimes it's triggering #THIS time though. I heard half of Tomcat Disposables and Red Moon #anyways i should fix my sleep schedule #/me blabbering

[adriartts]

Something about purpose and pasts, old worlds and new ones.

(Dialogue from @dungeonsanddragonsfifthedition‘s Bird and Bear are Friends)

#original #nightlings #fauns #ANYHWAY. having an incredibly normal one #*slaps roof of mini-comic* this bad boy can fit so much fucking worldbuilding in it #bird and bear are friends lives rent free in my brain. omg they are. f.riends #me preparing to draw reiji: that's it you're going to the fucking grassland. get in the plains idiot #i fuck hard with the bright panel in the middle here. didn't turn out exactly as it was in my brain but i like it a ton either way #it's the only warm colors. they're hella saturated even more so than i usually saturate my colors. resembles either an explosion or the sun #both mean something to the world or the characters respectively so either interpretation is correct #redesigned the tattoo on milo's left arm again because i changed how the moons function. dig it tho and now it's got LORE lmao #the three panels of reiji that overlap the sun look really good. i like his fucked up eyes #all the hands. he's signing. his hair is down and the jewelry is gone. it's the middle of the night. he'd been sleeping #constellations as something that follows milo. stars as something that reiji follows #reiji's colors were initially more saturated but he was TOO fucking purple so i had to change it #their speech bubbles are complimentary colors. sorry. ill be SO normal dude i promise im so incredibly normal bro #apparently around thanksgiving every year I need to do a minicomic. last year was fierce deity comic. now u get ocs #now you get THIS GUY (plural) #my fucked up little creatures who are here to wander around and Find Out #my fucked up little guys who are here to exist on the ashes of an older world. and be friends about it #my fucking. these dudes. make a normal character then shoot them with my beam that makes them a fucked up little fantasy creature. #get creatured. idiot #ONE more. i simplified milo's design a lil for the sake of clarity. mostly just the fur pattern is typically not so defined but for the... #...small panels especially. it didn't look good to draw it all out. ok NOW i'm done #Milo Montalvo #Reiji Droet #oc #ocs

[barkingangelbaby]

okay last rb inspired me to Overshare with y'all so! fun fact about me! my older sister and I were Bad Kids and one day we literally smoked an entire pack of my dad's cigs (I feel like there's no way we were actually inhaling tho?? I hope lmao) while he was napping with my baby brother. like using the burners on the stove to light them, then we ran out of his cigs so we tried lighting socks on fire (didn't work), then moved on to papers we found. she had me hold them & told me when to blow them out but didn't tell me to SO my hand literally caught on fire and I got second degree burns. much later in life I learned we were burning fucking BILLS omg.

ANYWAY. that's the story about how I developed asthma at 5 years old babeeey

#my poor dad dude!!! #mans was exhausted watching a toddler and two Bad Kids while his wife was dying #idk why I'm sharing this but! i think it's kinda funny #my life is a joke and im the punchline #omg that also reminded me in middle school my friend gave me a pack of cigs and i literally smoked one in my bedroom #with the window closed.?? then ran ariund the house trying to make it not smell bc im a fucking idiot #i somehow don't have asthma anymore but phew what a dumb life #but omg can you imagine youre taking a nap with your 2 y/o & wake up to ur kid on fire???? #i should probably delete this lmao #rAMbles

[ed89]

Bruh I literally just saw that tiktok (saying it's gonna be so awkward between Finn and noah).. 15k likes and the comments..😧 THE FOAH PROPAGANDA MACHINE MUST BE STOPPED!

I ALMOST MENTIONED HOW MANY LIKES IT HAD it was a freakish amount and they had 106k followers i was ready to end it all i cant take it anymore i cant take it anymore i cant take it anymore

#byler #fuck foah stop shipping irl ppl and also Wtf do you not know what an actor is #if they would be uncomfortable with kissing a coworker (another ACTOR) then they wouldn't be an actor #get yo head outta yo ASS #boy when kiss boy omg thats so weird of me i feel so awkward rn i hope no one thinks Im gay ... #btw thtas Not how they think because they are professional actor you Dumb fucking idiot