I like to think that the Marauders gave each other gifts for Christmas and that they all tried really hard. And James included Regulus because why would his boyfriend be excluded? So after much begging and... Begging. It worked.
They did secret Santa.
Peter got James a Lego set and Lego versions of the Marauders and an extra lil emo guy.
James: OMG PETE, IT'S PERFECT!
James: *Launches himself into Peter*
Regulus whispering to himself: That's gonna keep him entertained for weeks *sips peppermint tea*
James got Remus a pair of red converse so they could match, and boxes of his favorite frog chocolate.
Remus: Thank you, Prongs! I'll be sure to hide the chocolates from the kids in the house.
Sirius: We don't have kids.
Everyone:
Sirius: Oh, fuck you.
Remus: Not here *winks*
Sirius: *blushes*
Remus: Here's your gift, sweetheart.
Sirius takes it out, and he finds that his Moony have him a leather jacket. But not only that, it's a vintage black leather jacket with Queen's painted on the back and a little painting at the front of a moon and the brightest star in the night sky.
Sirius: I-
Remus: Do you like it? The girls helped me with the- Umph.
Sirius launches himself on his boyfriend and hugs him to death.
Remus: *chuckles* I'm guessing you liked it?
Sirius: *kisses him* I love it, babe.
Remus: *grins widely* I'm glad
Peter: *clears his throat*
Sirius: *On Remus' lap* Anyways, I'm going to give my present last because I couldn't wrap it.
Remus: It can't be yourself.
Sirius: *huffs sadly* I know, Moony.
James: Well. Regulus, it's your turn, love.
Regulus quietly takes out a little card and hands it to Peter. Everyone is sad because they thought Regulus would try. That he would would just, try.
But all eyes look at Peter when they hear sniffles, and suddenly he's crying.
James, worried: What's wrong, Pete?
Peter: *sob* I LOVE IT!!
Everyone has shocked looks on their faces, except Reg, who has a tiny smile that only James and Sirius notice.
Sirius: What did you get him, Reggie?
Regulus: An unlimited card to candy in the town's most popular candy shop.
James:
Peter: *still crying*
Sirius:
Remus:
James, launches himself into Regulus and gives him a big wet kiss and whispers: Thank you, baby.
Regulus whispers back: I told you lover, their important to you. They're important to me.
Regulus wipes a tear from James, and James just can't fathom how lucky he got.
Sirius, claps: Alright, everyone. Enough tears. let's go to these two's room for my gift.
Regulus: Why on eart... It's better for me not to assume.
They all walk in and see a grand piano with Regulus' star constellation, him the brightest, and a deer looking up at it.
Sirius, biting his lip: Do you like it?
Regulus: It's... It's perfect. Thank you.
Jegulus cuddled up later that night.
Regulus: H-h-he really loves me, James. He kn-knows me *hiccup*
James rubbing circles on his back and his other hand through his hair: I tell you all the time, Reg. There's nothing he wouldn't do for you. There's nothing I wouldn't do for you. *Kisses Reggie's hair*
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Damian, thinking: how are you supposed to talk to a cute girl?!
Dani: do you have any pets?
Damian: *remembers Dick said girls like sensitive guys*
Damian: a cat.
Dani: aw, what's his name?
Damian: *remembers Jason said girls also like tough guys*
Damian: Missile Launcher.
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Things that would benefit Sun:
a weighted blanket
a xanax
literally just a hug
Things that would benefit Moon:
Norton™️ Antivirus Plus - Protect All Your Devices
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every lovejoy song includes
several different banger riffs
syncopated lyrics about how life is bullshit in a strong british accent
wilbur soot completely losing his shit in the bridge
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Controversial opinion
Joe keery looks like he should have some little ears on top of that fluffy hair. Maybe some cats ears. Perhaps some floppy puppy ears.
Don’t argue with me idc
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