#im not proud

[ohposhers]

i told my friend i'd draw Trollex in solidarity cause they had to draw him-- but hear me out guys so Fishipping AU where JD reads a book on fish and finds out there's a fish called John Dory and then he's like oh fuck am i a fish and then he makes Poppy set up a meeting with him and Trollex so he can discuss it with him shut up

#i fucking cannot stand trollexs design it makes me so fucking mad #why are you bald #trolls #trolls band together #trolls world tour #king trollex trolls #trollex trolls #john dory trolls #fishipping #my art #idk what this ship is actually called #im not proud #the skrillex hoodie is my magnum opus

[nereidprinc3ss]

try not to orgasm challenge (IMPOSSIBLE) (I FAIL) (NOT CLICKBAIT)

#ramblings #not even tagging this properly because it’s so heinous #im not proud #feeling extra feral this evening

[somaticmilk]

Behold.. REN MILK FIC PT 2

Here’s the first part if you wanna make it weird ->

Just a FYI - I didn’t remember where I left off before I’m too ashamed to have continuity so SHUT UP AND TAKE IT.

(also originally it was implied that Ren was like drugged with Sildenafil or smth like that at one point but ig I forgot-)

Fic under cut - Soma was not responsible for any of this - I am ashamed - ALSO DONT HAVE A MILK KINK.

Ren woke up with an intense feeling of heat and a growing pain in his crotch. As he looks around, he remembers he is still tied up and completely naked. He noticed his captor was standing on the other side of the barn. Strade watched in awe as his cute little cow was slowly giving up, he went hard just by the idea of his sanity breaking.

"Morgen meine süße Buttermilch, you ready for today?" Strade’s words were like lukewarm beer laced with honey.. Gross.. - Ren cringed at the idea of submitting to his captor like this, even if someone were to find him, how would they take him seriously in this shape? Tied up, cock cage, and covered in dirt - No shit someone would mistake him as livestock.

Strade approached Ren and placed a large metal bit in his mouth. It was cold against his tongue and restricted the airflow from his mouth. Before he knew it the door of his pen was opened and he was being dragged to a different section of the barn. Despite the burning embarrassment of crawling on all fours, the sun on his skin felt nice. His stomach reathed and his joints were still stiff from the stall. With every step he took, he could feel little rocks and pebbles lodged between his fingers and toes, his face burning red with each passing minute.

Ren had never been more humiliated in his life. From being forced to act like a cow, all the verbal teasing, and being forced into a cramped inhumanization stall, it was all too much.

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Once they made it to the milking parlor Ren knew his fate was sealed. The beastkin saw a mirror behind where Strade was standing before and below it was a large metal machine. Strade then removed the chastity cage and gave a brisk hit to his half-hard cock to make sure no dirt on it.

(clean milk guys - clean milk ^3^)

The German then placed a foreign object onto his dick. Ren looked at Strade, who nodded after seeing the realization in Ren's eyes. Now waiting in anticipation, he could probably cum without any sensation, the drugs Strade put him on were strong. At this point, Ren just wanted friction, something, anything.. Strade placed a large, girthy dildo on the machine and set it up. But before turning it on, he turned to Ren's ass.

Ren tried his best to hide his face as if it would take him away from his humiliating situation. He almost believed it until he felt hands grabbing at his backside. Not only did the fondling reignite the fire in his rear, but also the fire in his face. Strade began to place his fingers in, stretching him out with a sloppy and heavy hand. He continued doing this, adding up to 3 fingers until he was satisfied.

“You have such a nice ass, Buttermilch” Strade teased as he continued to grope at the Beastkin’s flesh. “It's so round, soft, and perky!”

“S-Shut up!” Ren yelled back, making a pathetic attempt to intimate him. This only caused Strade to lightly swat at his ass, making Ren yelp. “That’s not the sound cows make, Schatz” he scolded. “Mmmf owfff!!” Even with the gag on, Strade knew that Ren had just told him to fuck off.

Without warning the German farmer then picked up Ren and strapped him down into the machine. The device already attached to his dick finally made sense to him now, it was a pump. Lifting his tail and hooking his throbbing cock into the milking unit, Strade walked to the other side of the parlor and removed his boxers. He then sat down and smiled.

"Aufgeregt, meine Liebe?” Ren felt a spray of lube on his cock and in his ass. In an instant, the dildo began thrusting in and out. It was painful at first. Too painful. The milker began to slide up and down, twisting and turning.

The sensation was a lot at first. There was a lot of friction between his anus and the large dildo as it slid in and out, due to the lack of lube and the sheer size of the thing. Ren didn't know how deep the dildo was but it had to be at least 8 inches. The howl Ren let out was inhuman as he was instantly stretched out and stuffed. The pump jerking him off got even rougher and faster, the feeling of hot pleasure building in his stomach ready to burst.

Ren was practically screaming while his asshole was getting completely ruined. Ren shook his head vehemently, his cock twitching in the pump. Meanwhile, Strade was jacking off to his display.

He picked up a remote and pressed a button. The pump started to engulf and pull away at the tip. His cock was enveloped in a warm comfort that made him feel like a knot tied in his stomach.

His moans were stifled but loud as the speed of the intake of the pump slowly increased and the dildo slammed harder into Ren’s prostate. Although he clenched his jaw around the bit to try and hide them, soft moans came out of Ren’s mouth, exciting Strade all the more.

Ren’s eyes rolled into the back of his head as he was simultaneously filled to the brim and brought to orgasm. He came into the pump and he began to pant, cum spilling out and taken through a tube.

Ren’s vision blurred, his heart beating through his ears before feeling a wet squirt of liquid inside of him. He then realized that the two were connected and his cum was inside of him and being used as lube.

This sudden realization made him fucking nauseous. His vision spotted and he could feel himself gag, although, his boner didn’t give in just yet. Not even within a minute Ren was close again and came into the milker. The seed yet again absorbed and sent into his ass.

Ren shrieked and bawled with an exhibit of extreme pain and shame on his face. Ren had hot tears running down his red cheeks, and his lip quivered slightly. Strade then walked toward the exit of the parlor door before taking a final glance at his cow.

"You look wonderful, Mein Liebling," he said as Strade grabbed the remote and turned everything onto the highest settings. There was a security camera at the ceiling so he knew that his new piece of livestock wouldn’t do anything too feral but he couldn't just keep this showcase all to himself.

The vibrations became more frequent and intense. The pump was taking his cock up and down at an extremely fast pace. It twisted around his sensitive head which began to hurt. He was sent into a state of intense pleasure and overstimulation. He couldn't handle this for longer. The machine never stopped though. The constant abuse made his ass sting like fire. He was cumming less and less each time which meant less and less lubricant.

A while later, Strade entered the parlor again. He instantly turned everything off before walking to Ren and taking the bit off. "How was it?" he asked as he began unbuckling his arms and legs off of the machine.

Ren took a deep breath and ignored the question. While taking off the pump part of the milker, Strade accidentally grazed Ren’s dick. His tip was red, swollen, and extremely irritated. Ren let out a long, exhausted whimper…

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I BE LIKE DUHH DUHHHHH - WHY YOU SOO FINEE

Lmk if you want more idk - #talkingfromtheheart

Soma milk fic pt three ??? 😰😰😰🫶🫶

#soma says #soma says truth. #Soma writes #UHH TY FOR THE ANONS N STUFF #UHHH #IM NOT PROUD #DONT LOOK AT ME #ren hana #ren hana btd #strade ykmet #strade btd #boyfriend to death #boyfriend to death2 #boyfriend to death 2 #boyfriend to death strade #strade boyfriend to death #ren hana x strade #dead dove fic #btd fanfic #fanfic #writers on tumblr #don’t look @ me #I’m sorry #btd2 ren #ren boyfriend to death #ren btd #ykmet strade #btd strade #uh- okay I’m done #HOPE YOU ANONS EAT WELL

[breadsandwiches]

Lots of terrible stuff happens in that dungeon

#this was probs already done but #i spent half a sunday on this 😔 #im not proud #the dragon prince #tdp runaan #tdp crack #tdp gren #lord viren #my stuff

[amhooman]

i swear i tried

anyways i recently watched trigun and then thought why not draw him

#drawing his hair is a very new experience #i was like #how in the absolute fuck #does one draw this guy's hair #like what #so yeah #thats why his hair look like shit #trigun fanart #trigun #vash #vash the stampede #honestly #i dont really like this drawing #im not proud #;-;

[rodneymckays]

Stargate Universe | 1x08 Time

#eli wallace #mathew scott #mat scott #stargate universe #sgu #stargate #sguedit #stargateedit #elimat #tor gifs #sgu 1x08 #yeah.... #im not proud #but im not immue to THEM

[monstroso]

a dear friend who i will not name for the purpose of protecting their identity expressed dissatisfaction that Gunter Fire Emblem doesn't give a kid in Fates and I am this 👌 close to making an honest-to-god fankid for the first time in nearly 30 years of life

#i need a new text post tag i guess #im not proud #i just think i could do it justice #'i know those things are still swimming'

[eowylesbian]

16, 8, 23 for the spotify wrapped ask! 💗

16 - sculptures of anything goes by arctic monkeys

8 - too much to ask by arctic monkeys

23 - the age of the understatement by the last shadow puppets

#yknow #im not proud #the am and tlsp brainrot of this year. unreal #thanks so much for the ask!!

[avernusreject]

Did I make the stupid decision to flesh out my drunken joke character cause I was bored last night? Yes.

Do I now have an extremely thorough backstory, for a character that boils down to being a sugar baby? Also yes.

Am I now extremely attached to a character that was supposed to be a joke? ... yes

Once again I have played myself.

#im not proud #she so cursed that I love her #oc: nellie #bg3 oc

[residentdormouse]

📖 Chapter Update 🖋️

Just Keep Diving Down

Chapter Thirty Two: Breathe

Sequel to: Something like a Spiral

Loss effects actions, as survivors flee to a new refuge. Some pieces are picked up, while others are left behind. Pasts are revealed and grief begins to form new dynamics.

Pairings: Glen Bateman/OC, Nick Andros/OC, Lloyd Henreid/OC (references of Randall Flagg/Lloyd Henreid), Harold Lauder/OC

Fandom: The Stand (2020) - Rating: M - Smut/Violence/Language/Vaping Nonsense - OC Fanfiction

Taglist: @anths-girl @raith-way @ocs-supporting-ocs @chickensarentcheap

(This seems like the thing to do? I'm still learning guys - if you want taglisted, let me know.)

Song for this Chapter:

#if anybody's still following this #after the last chapter #im not proud #but i swear #its with reason #ocappreciation #just keep diving down #blood tw #Spotify

[maitroll]

I joined Tumblr when I was 13 bc of the Yuri manga

#im not proud #but thats only so much a baby lesbian can do

[aeryns]

getting the 100 posts email when my post count is at 292,260 is deeply funny to me

#im not proud

[over-rated-cheese]

Wait do we go to the same school bc I had to do a podcast a while back 🤨 are you from Canada?

no unfortunately I am an American 😭

that would be literally so cool tho 😔

#im not proud #ask #mutuals 🦶🏽

[nostalgia-tblr]

join us (well, me) in this discord server for if you like miles/julian things. thanks and sorry in advance.

#obrashir #oh no what have i done #god i hope someone joins #anyone please #im not proud

[dor-nu-fauglith]

I legitimately can't wait to hear the voice they're gonna use for Kofu in the anime.

I feel like " VAULTIN VELUZA" is gonna be a big meme for me for years to come

#Im not proud #but im not ashamed either #it is what it is #and i said what i said #vaultin veluza #pokemon #pokemanz #kofu

[aroused-by-cannibalism]

I would like to make one thing perfectly clear before I make my next statement, I fucking hate Izzy Hands, I think he is a complete and utter asshole and just the sight of him pisses me off, that being said, I desire him carnally

#our flag means death #i needed to get this off my chest #im not proud