#im not even christian
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Christians: You must convert to Christianity to save your souls.
Non-Christians: what if we don't tho.
Christians: we will burn your village and salt your lands for it is the lords will.
Jesus from heaven: I DID NOT FUCKING SAY THAT SHIT
#im not even christian#but i think this is funny#christans history summed up#christianity#jesus christ#christian humor
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Small art dump of my old art that i decided to colour part 3. Yep i did this on xmas and never completed it so here it is a few months later vkdjcjsjjc. I drew this instead of paying attention to my uni lesson and here i am uploading this on Tumblr instead of paying attention to my current uni lesson lol
Modern christmas AU with morgwen and merthur being festive and freely affectionate djshjdjs
#merlin bbc#my art#fanart#traditional art#merlin#arthur#gwen#gwen pendragon#merthur#morgwen fanart#morgwen#morgana x gwen#morgana pendragon#morgana le fay#morgana#arthur pendragon#merlin pendragon#merlin bbc modern au#damn thats a tag#nice#modern au#christmas#christmas fanart#im not even christian#so perhaps a yule fanart#technically#it's a yule tree since i drew the orange slices as ornaments which ia more of a pagan thing#but take it as u like ayy
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Gor back to school god help me because i don't feel the brufen working
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fan art i drew of saint dying on the cross for our sins
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Happy Easter everyone.
Even if you’re not Christian, happy Easter. Everyone deserves a happy Easter🐣
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Mwahh
Mwamwamwaaa!!!
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i get to open one present on christmas eve and the rest on christmas. my father knows this and likes to fuck with me. he wrapped one boot in a bag and the other in another bag.
i love to fuck with him too tho, so of course i prodded at the presents this morning and i figured it out. so i picked that one to open :]
✨️the singular boot, primed to be painted ✨️
#christmas#christmas eve#im not even christian#im pagan#i celebrate yule dudes#my parents know this#but family#y'know?
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if I’m not proposed to like this then I can kiss heaven goodbye because I would commit murder
#im not even Christian#gay#mlm thoughts#trans mlm#mlm textpost#achillean#shitpost#mushrooms#lgbtq#lgbt
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i wanna go to hell in the afterlife cause i dont wanna end up with kish in heaven
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everyday i fight myself to not do something crazy
link to the article
#im not even christian#but this article is a good reminder not to follow my selfish desire#i actually like the message as i've been a christian my whole life before converting to buddhism a while ago
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I need it now! 😭😭😭😭 we were supposed to be able to watch it months ago
#i have no one to scream to about this and im gonna have to go back to christmas stuff and pretend i can be normal in a few minutes here#but i wanna gif the trailer and make an edit ive been thinking about forever#but its christmas#im not even christian
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on my "are you drawing jesus- oh wait, what?" grind. Featuring one of my friend's OCs!!!!!
#okay now actually#how do i tag this#im serious#can i tag#jesus#maybe#yeah lets work with that#jesus christ#right here guys wow#im not even christian#the#art#tag gets me nowhere and it sucks#im still gonna tag these tho:#my artwork#my art#my art <3#oc#my ocs#ocs#oc art#those will do nothing but#even more!#traditional art#wait i have one#hot sexy man#yeah you guys like that here right?#what if I made my friend's oc a#sexyman#than what?
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Me (talking about mosquitos): I don't care if their babies are hungry, I like my blood.
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Ok, an odd thought, but what if the christian god was all loving, omniscient, and omnipotent like an author? Because before I felt like he couldn't be all three and allow the world to be as it is, but I make stories myself and last night I ended up going on a side track to myself about one of the stories (one where the fourth wall is thin most of the time but sometimes is just glass) and like, I put my characters through a lot of terrible things, but it's ok because they aren't real. They are little puppets I make and move in my mind based off of a game, its fan games, and other fan creations from its community. What if God loves us like we love our characters? What if he knows our stories, our arcs and our struggles? What if he doesn't feel guilt over our horrible circumstances because we aren't real, we are just little puppets is a story he crafts?
#im not even christian#my parents are tho#idk#if this is the case then like#it kinda makes sense#but as someone who makes worlds I can empathise with not feeling guilt over what you put your characters through#and I also recognize that you cannot trust a creator who sees you as a character as opposed to someone real#because when you are a character#you need to gave hardships in order for there to be a plot.
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not a headmate, not a hallucination, but a secret third thing (the Jesus that lives in my brain)
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the writing vs the inspiration 💀
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