#im cooking meat pies

[burrotello]

the brain worms got to me it's just an excuse for me to draw caine more

belongs to @sm-baby cheeses

#tadc #the amazing digital circus #the amazing digital carnival #tadc fanart #carnival au #caine #the amazing digital circus caine #tadc caine #the amazing digital circus fanart #able #tadc able #im cooking meat pies

[nanivinsmoke]

Sneaking Around.

Geto x blackF!Reader

please this is such an odd scenario but yet i sorta like it

summary ~ things that aren’t yours are so much fun to use.

warnings ~ secret sex, revenge sex, ass eating, pussy eating, cream pies, etc…

ah, the day everyone loves. be it the food or being around family, everyone loved this holiday. but, she didn’t. she loved her family like no other, but she hated her family when her sister was around. her sister would tease her and would one up her whenever she got the chance, and this holiday would not end up like that. and to top it off, her family would treat her older sister like a queen, catering to her every needs and praising her like one. and whenever y/n was around, the treated her like a maid; also making her cater to her sister’s every need.

however, that all changed when she got older and moved out. she matured and began to stick up for herself, rarely visiting her parents when her sister was in town; only seeing her on holidays. y/n was in her parent’s bedroom, checking herself out in the mirror; taking pictures, when she heard he sister’s annoying voice echo throughout the house. with the sigh and one last look at her outfit, before heading downstairs to greet her sister.

“you look like you’re about to pop! i can’t wait to meet my grandchild. y/n come greet your sister” their mother spoke, moving out the way so her pregnant sister could be in view. sucking in her breath and pushing away her emotions, she spoke “hello sister. you look beautiful.” her older sister smiled and rubbed her belly, “thank you. you look a little plump there. don’t tell me you’re pregnant too?” her parents chuckled and y/n fake smiled, but before she could say something in response, her sister’s fiancé walked into the house.

“it’s so good to see you again geto! you look as handsome as ever. it’s nice to see one of our children with someone” their mother took another jab at y/n, which resulted in an eye roll from her. “im gonna finish the food. wouldn’t want you burning it like last time” y/n faked another smile, walking away without a response. from the corner of her eye she could see geto looking at her, before she looked away.

once she entered the huge kitchen she quickly turned on their oven, warming up the meats, the mac and cheese and the yams. as she turned on the stove to heat up the collard greens, she felt a pair of hands around her waist and the smell of his cologne entered her nostrils. “geto, someone could walk in and see you—oh I’ve missed you too~” she felt his boner poking her butt and she smiled. the two have been sneaking around her sister’s back, fooling around with each other whenever she wasn’t around. they never fucked, only giving each other head, but this time y/n had something else in mind.

“you know what, let them catch us. i don’t mind, just fuck me” y/n pressed her ass against him, rotating her hips to tease his boner. she didn’t care about ruining her relationship with her sister, she hardly liked her anyway’s. in reality she really wanted to be fucked, hard, and she knew he was going to do that. geto wasted no time and hiked up her orange knit dress, revealing her plump ass to his face. her black thong was being swallowed by her cheeks and the sight made his dick harden even more. sliding the thin fabric aside, geto grabbed her hips and pushed his face in between her cheeks; slobbering down on her wet cunt, earning a moan from her lips.

to stop the moans from her lips becoming too loud, she bit her lips and continued to heat up her greens. “A shame you aren’t married yet, your cooking is amazing. One of your redeeming qualities” Her mother’s voice startled her, causing her to look from the pot and her over to the older woman standing behind the island. Her eyes widened and she tried to push Geto away, but he stayed in between her legs; not caring if they get caught. “Th-thanks m-mom…I’m going to put the cornbread in the oven, dinner should be ready soon” As she tried her best to speak to her mom, Geto swirled his tongue around her clit, sending her in a frenzy.

before y/n’s mother got the chance to ask any questions, her husband’s voice gained her attention; something about their grandbaby kicking. once the coast was clear, y/n bent down slightly and let out as moan and creamed all over his fingers and lips; which geto was happy to lick up. “stick it in, hurry up!” she begged him, no longer interested in foreplay; she wanted the real deal.

he stood up and pulled his cock through his zipper hole, his thickness standing at attention before he pushed his mushroom tip at her slick entrance. using one hand to brace her self and the other to muffle her moans. he bit his bottom lip and furrowed his brows as the sensation, she was nothing like his fiancé.

he wanted nothing to do with y/n’s sister. he only stayed with her because of their unborn child, in reality the woman he wanted was the one whom he was inside right now. “shit, you’re so tight for me ma” he had been around y/n so much he was evening picking up her vocab, some might say he was in love with her. but did she feel the same?

he was so deep into a trance that he didn’t even notice his soon to be mother-standing a few feet away from the kitchen’s island, until her voice startled him. “geto? what are you doing there? did that good for nothing y/n leave you here to finish this dinner?” her mother started to move towards the entrance, but he quickly stopped her while slowing down his strokes. “she went to the restroom for a bit, she asked me to watch the food while she was gone” his infamous smile was very convincing towards the older woman and she smiled right back at him. ‘such a handsome young man’ she thought before waving goodbye to him and heading back to her pregnant daughter.

looking back down at what he was doing, his dick got harder at the sight of her fat ass smothering his dick. “shit~! this wet ass pussy gonna get us in trouble ma’. let’s wrap this up before they catch on” geto grabbed one of her cheeks and put his other hand on her waist and proceeded to give her some long and deep strokes; which she hoped they didn’t hear.

her wetness creating friction against his pelvis was like music to his ears, which cause him to go deeper inside of her wet cunt. his tip was kissing her cervix with each stroke and y/n couldn’t take it anymore, she needed him to fill her up. “fuck geto~ cum inside me please. I want to be full of your cum!” he smirked and licked his lips, he planned on doing that from the beginning. as the two of them climaxed, y/n’s mother voice rang throughout their ears.

“oh my god! her water broke! im going to be a grandma! geto and y/n meet us at the hospital.” her voice trailed out as the door slammed behind them, which signified they all had left. when the coast was clear, he pulled out of her, his thick load pooling out of her cunt.

“go see your baby be born and when thats finished, stop by my place so we can finish what we started” she reached around and dipped her fingers into her slippery cunt, before pulling them out and licking her cream coated fingers.

who knew sneaking around would be so much fun?

#jujutsu kaisen geto #geto smut #geto x reader #geto x black y/n #geto x black reader #geto suguru #getou suguru x reader #jjk suguru #jjk geto #jujutsu geto #geto x you #geto x y/n #jjk smut #jujutsu kaisen suguru #jujutsu kaisen x black reader #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen smut

[clitfisto]

im sick of seeing the brits + yanks make all these polls

(hāngī is a traditional māori cooking method that is still used today, if any pākehā is disrespectful or derogatory towards hāngī specifically you will be blocked)

#also most of these are cheap easy foods popular in low-income households (working class and disproportionately māori) #so dont be fucking rude

[dangantums]

Dinner in Trost

ummmm sooooo,,, i wrote a pretty long drabble for l.evi a.ckerman,,, idc if i have an audience for him or not, i need to write about him and erwin smith or i might die,,, putting it under the stuffedronpa tag cause im pretty proud of this and want it to have attention, sorry y'all,,,

NO SPOILERS!!! I AM NOT DONE WITH THE SERIES!!! I WILL BLOCK YOU!!! THIS IS FIC IS MY OWN TAKE/VERSION!!!

IF YOU'RE NOT A KINK BLOG OR INTO THIS KINK, DO NOT INTERACT!

this fic contains: bloating, burps, hiccups, belly rubs, SFW content

ship: e.ruri ( l.evi X e.rwin -- AOT )

TLDR: l.evi and e.rwin are treated to a rare hearty meal. l.evi overindulges, and e.rwin is left to attend to him.

The evening sun dipped below the horizon, casting a warm glow over the bustling town of Trost. Within the walls, the Survey Corps' headquarters stood as a beacon of strength and resilience. Tonight, however, it was not the threat of Titans that occupied the minds of Captain Levi Ackerman and Commander Erwin Smith. Instead, it was the promise of a delicious dinner that drew them together – just sharing a meal together in Erwin’s quarters.

The mess hall was abuzz with the clatter of cutlery and the hum of conversation as soldiers gathered for their evening meal. Levi and Erwin found a quiet corner (even though they wouldn’t stay long), away from the commotion. Erwin, with his trademark scruffy blond hair and a warm smile, observed Levi as he perused the menu with a scrutinizing eye. Tonight was a special occasion – the Corps had managed to secure a shipment of fresh ingredients, and the cooks had prepared a feast to lift the spirits of the weary soldiers.

Levi sighed, realizing that the menu was far more extensive than usual. "They're really going all out tonight," he muttered, glancing over the various options.

Erwin chuckled. "Well, after all the hard work everyone's been putting in, I think we deserve a treat. What do you feel like having?"

Levi's eyes narrowed as he scanned the choices, finally settling on a hearty meat stew. "This," he declared, pointing at the menu with conviction.

Erwin raised an eyebrow. "Stew? Are you sure you want something so… filling?"

Levi scowled at his lover. "What's that supposed to mean, Commander? I can eat whatever I want."

Erwin laughed as he held his calloused hands up, his deep voice resonating in the small space. "Alright, alright. Stew it is."

The stew, however, was just the beginning. Once they were able to order, the pair asked to sample various dishes from the feast – roasted meats, potatoes, bread, savory pies, and an array of desserts that tempted even Levi's complicated palate. And when that food arrived, they snuck out to Erwin’s quarters to enjoy their rare time alone. The pair settled in, the aroma of the freshly cooked food wafted through the air. The stew was steaming hot and filled with succulent chunks of meat and vegetables. Pies freshly baked, warm to the touch. Desserts creamy, filling. The sparkling wine burbled within its bottle. Levi's eyes widened at the sight.

"This looks… incredible," he admitted, a rare hint of excitement in his usually stoic demeanor.

Erwin grinned. "I told you. Now, dig in!"

The aroma of the food was tempting, and Levi’s stomach betrayed him with a low growl. So, he wasted no time, attacking his stew with gusto. Bite after bite, he savored the flavors, the warmth of the food filling him with a sense of contentment. Erwin watched with amusement, marveling at how the usually reserved captain seemed to be thoroughly enjoying himself. However, as the meal progressed, Levi found himself indulging more than he intended. The savory flavors and the sparkling wine were too tempting to resist. Erwin observed with amusement as Levi's usually stern expression softened with each bite.

"You're enjoying this, aren't you?" Levi suddenly muttered between bites, blue eyes flickering upward to glare at Erwin. Erwin didn’t reply, but instead smiled sheepishly at his boyfriend.

Sooner or later, with their plates empty and their bellies pleasantly full, Levi leaned back with a satisfied sigh followed by a grunt. Erwin couldn't help but chuckle at the sight of his usually composed boyfriend looking slightly dazed from the wine and culinary onslaught. Levi's usually flat stomach had expanded into a not-so-subtle, noticeable roundness. Buttons from his uniform straining against the overtaxed organ. Crumbs serve as a testament to the delicious meal they had tonight. Erwin couldn't resist a smirk. "Looks like someone overindulged."

Levi shot him a glare, but it lacked its usual intensity. "Shut up, Smith. It's not like you didn't eat like a pig yourself… *Hic!*”

“Hmph,” the blonde grinned. "Come on, Levi. Sit down on the couch for a moment. I'll take care of that stuffed belly of yours."

Levi eyed him suspiciously, as the comment caught him off-guard, but he complied. Erwin chuckled before the two of them stood, and he guided Levi to the couch. As Levi stretched out on the sofa with a groan, Erwin approached, a mischievous glint in his eye. Levi returned Erwin’s look with a look of his own, nearly shooting daggers into the blonde. Before Erwin could even sit down, Levi let out an unexpectedly loud burp, surprising even himself. "Ugh, this is your fault - *Hlp!*" he accused through gritted teeth as he scowled, cheeks flushed.

Erwin smirked, sitting down next to Levi. "Well, if you're going to blame me, I might as well take care of you." Without warning, after unbuttoning the buttons of Levi’s uniform in order to free the groaning organ, he gently rubbed Levi's overfilled stomach in slow, soothing circles.

"What the hell are you doing?" Levi grumbled as his hand still feathered his now-protruding belly. The thick air against it was cold, but the warmth of Erwin's touch was… surprisingly comforting.

"Just helping you. Is that too much to ask?" Erwin teased with a wink, rubbing Levi’s bloated stomach a bit more vigorously.

Levi winced, feeling another burp rising. "Ugh, this is ridiculous," he muttered, his hand now over his mouth.

Erwin laughed, continuing the belly rub. His eyes flickered downward to study Levi’s tummy: round, bloated with gentle stretch marks and redness around the center. Each small movement the shorter male made was enough to make his belly wobble, earning a groan of unhappiness.  "Seems like the surplus amount of food alcohol isn't agreeing with you, hm?"

Levi shot Erwin a glare but couldn't hold back the next burp. It escaped loudly, surprising both of them. "Damn it, Smith!"

Erwin's smirk widened, finding amusement in Levi's uncharacteristic vulnerability. "You know, you're kind of cute like this."

Levi continued to wince, feeling another bubble of discomfort in his stomach. Though his cheeks felt significantly hotter, becoming more flushed. "Ugh, damn it," he muttered, his hand pressed against his bloated belly. He could feel the contents shift underneath, sending a groan up his throat. Erwin continued his belly rub, applying a bit more pressure once again. "Maybe next time, you'll think twice before ordering so much food.”

All Levi could do was let out another burp, this one a bit softer than the previous ones. "I hate you," he grumbled, though the corners of his mouth twitched.

Erwin chuckled, undeterred. "I love you too, Levi." He paused, feeling Levi's tension gradually ease. "Is that a little better?"

Levi sighed, nodding slightly. "Yeah, whatever. *Bwwurrp!* J-Just don't expect this to happen again - *Hic!*"

Erwin grinned, leaning in for a quick kiss. "I won't. Now, let's get you to bed.”

#l.evi ackerman #e.rwin smith #e.ruri #hiccups #burps #fic #a.ot #a.ttack on titan #belly kink #bloated burps #bloating #if there's any attack on titan fans let me know what tags to use... #where are my levi ackerman lovers #stuffed ronpa #stuffedronpa #levi ackerman #erwin smith #erwin x levi #aot eruri

[another-lost-mc]

Im so obsessed with Zee and Karasu 🫢🫢 the only reason my involvement with Obey Me fandom is still here is literally because of your OCs??? Like i have deleted Obey Me so long now cause of the plot? The stories?? Are not moving at all but your OCs?? If for some miracle or wish come true your OCs is a dateable in game i would re-download obey me just for them.

I never thought I got turned on by a predator/prey kink 😔🫣 but Zee?? The way he calls reader "bunny" 🫠🫠 anything for you ( he is literally in my head 24/7 helpppp i was cooking earlier and my delulu got the best of me and i was imagining im cooking with Zekhan 😔😞)

I'm glad you like my OCs even if you're not actively playing the game right now. I consider that a huge compliment. <3

The Zee brain rot is real and I felt so unhinged by the time I finished writing that one scenario of his. lol But I genuinely love the thought that he'd call you bunny in private, even if you don't entertain those types of games with him. It's a cute glimpse at his softer nature that no one (except maybe Azra) knows exists.

Cooking with Zee would be so wholesome too. He's more skilled in the kitchen than Azra (tbh who isn't) and he knows a wider range of dishes than Karasu. He'll ask about your favourite foods and learn how to cook them, no matter how many recipes he has to try. (He wants to impress you but he'll pretend it's not a big deal.)

He buys aprons for both of you if you decide to help him in the kitchen, even if it's just an excuse to keep him company. He always offers to tie the back of yours for you too. He doesn't usually eat breakfast, but he will on mornings when he's lucky enough to have your company.

On his days off, he'll indulge in more time-consuming recipes like stews and soups from scratch or savory meat and/or vegetable pies. He usually buys pre-made pie crusts and fresh loaves of bread instead of trying to make them. Once the dishes are done after dinner, he'll take you to pick up some pastries or ice cream for dessert (he prefers cookies or milkshakes).

As for the predator/prey thing...yeah, I'm a firm believer that demons (and angels, tbh) are capable of being more intense than the game portrays them. I wrote about a vague predator/prey scenario here that applies to any of the characters with wings including Karasu, Zee, Tenebris and Metatron.

#jes.replies #jes.oc asks #my oc: karasu #my oc: zekhan

[herr-rockstar]

so back when i was in fifth grade i had an assignment where i had to research a random country and do a presentation on it. i chose russia. it was pretty simple: talk about the culture, history, etc. we were allowed to bring in one food from the place we were researching, so i decided i was gonna make some fried pirozhki (they’re like meat pies kinda? idk just google it).

the day before i was gonna present, i made them. it was pretty simple, tbh. i just made some dough and filled it with a beef mixture. i had to wait to deepfry them for a bit, since my mom wasn’t sure i could function that well around hot oil (…yeahh um).

so i finished frying all of em!

the end!

…

……jk it doesn’t end there

my mom decides after i fry a few that im good enough to do it on my own. so she goes upstairs to put my brother to bed. before she goes, she says “hey make sure to let the oil cool when you’re done! just push it off the burner”. me being silly and also very distracted by cooking, kinda…forgot.

i finish frying all my little pirozhkis and am like “you know what would be fun?”

“pouring cold water on the boiling hot oil!”

(look i thought it would just make a fun noise ok)

and a fun noise it made! i managed to jump back fast enought not to get burned, thankfully. and my mom yelled at me about it. im still allowed to use the stove though

so yeah it was basically an explosion since all the oil reacted to the water? i remember holding the pot near my hip and freaking out cuz when it reacted to the water it went like. above my head.

fun times huh ^_^

Quite a funny story, Frau Cowtimes. Ive had one experience like that when i moved out on my own. Luckilly, i had been versed in fire saftey and put out my grease fire with an extinguisher i usually keep on hand. Fun times.

#fainmail | askbox #klavier gavin rp #klavier gavin #aa rp #aa rp blog #ace attorney klavier #ace attorney #aa klavier #frau cowtime | strawberycowtime

[punkrockgenasiashton]

Ive shared a few of these before, but my continued adventures of the Exquisite Exandria cookbook, decided to post them all with some opinions and ratings:

1.. Beer Basted Breakfast Brawts: 9/10 The slaw and butter recipes alone are incredible. Ive never been a coleslaw person, in fact long time followers might remember me railing against it at points. This slaw is fucking incredible and the compound butter makes for a *fantsatic* spread for a sweet bread. The Brawts are really good too, but theyre a very basic Soak Brawts In Beer Then Boil And Grill, of course that is good.

2. Spyre by Fire Beer Braised Brisket: 7.5/10 Fine enough oven made brisket recipe. Came out a bit on the dry side, but I think that had more to do with having a very lean piece of meat to start with. That said, I think the cook time was 4-7 minutes for searing and 3-4hrs of oven time, next time Im going to be sticking closer to 4 minuts and 3 hours. Also, the recipe says to strain out the veggies from the gravy. Dont listen to those fools, the carrots are so soft and delicious.

3. Coffee Brined Fried Chicken & Coffee Gravy: 8.5/10 Never wouldve thought to us coffee in a brine for chicken or as the main ingredient in a gravy, but holy shit this is good. The coating is a bit heavy and a little salty, but the chickent was so soft and tender, highly time consuming though because fried chicken is a lot of work.

4. Den Theyless Stew: 9.5/10 Book cost is worth it for this recipe alone. The complex flavors of the Japanese curry alongside the sweetness of the rice wine mixing with the savoriness of the beef is just incredible. Add on the dumplings and this dish is one of my favorite things Ive ever cooked. Only reason its not a 10/10 is the recipe as written doesnt have garlic or celery in it, I added 4 cloves of garlic and 2 stalks of celery and am happier for it. Also, ignore the directions, cook the meat first, remove it, then add the veggies its much easier.

5. Marquisian Street Meat & Concelatory Couscous: 8.0/10 The marinade is simple enough and makes for a fresh, herby taste on the chops (I used pork chops as opposed to lamb chops because lamb is a bit expensive) grills up quickly and easily. I recommend seasoning the meat though. 8.5/10 Couscous is something I have very little experience with but was very good and simple to make. Great option as either a side or a vegetarian meal.

6. Pocket Chicken Pot Pies: 5.5/10. Fine, nothing special. You can see from the picture that this was not an easy cook for me and I wound up having to make mini pot pies as opposed to the pocket one because I couldnt stretch the dough thin enough. Alot of my issues here were the dough, I think I started with the butter to cold...but like...the chicken soup bit was very good?

7. Bad Aim Chicken: 8.5/10 Really good. Easy enough to make and its really hard to go wrong with grilled chicken or pineapple. I personally didnt save any of the sauce for dipping and just used the entire thing as a marinade and dont think I missed anything. Highly recommend for bbqs.

8. Skaldseat Salmon & Heartmoore Harvest: 10/10 for the fish, flaky, juicy, and really well seasoned. My new way to make salmon just about every time, though I do think you could do it with fewer/no lemons if you wanted. 6/10 for the salad. Its...fine, nothing special, though the potatoes do make it a bit different for me. My biggest issue is it doesnt keep that well.

#critical role #exquisite exandria

[onebighappyaftonfamily]

saw someone do one of those memes that was like FNAF Lore: large book FNAF if Henry started a bakery: tiny book

of course all that did was make me make a Bakery AU

tw brief discussion of non-consensual cannibalism

Okay Fredbears is a bakery like one of those cute ones in Japan where the employees have to wear those like adorable costumes. so not animatronics just suits. how can they move when haunted? IDK they just will

Evan: one of those unrealistic child fears of monsters in an oven or some shit Death by Oven?? D: MICHAEL WHAT THE FUCK

First death: Charlotte locked out of the bakery? No bullies just her and her father and accidentally the door jammed or she got locked out. Stabbed. her body is the only body that is ever found really. right?

5 missing kids: stabbed. And . er. Baked into the … foods? real hannibal shit jesus How tf they haunt animal suits? idk they do FNAF 2. new bakery. william does this again. what kinda pastries have meat in them william :( is he selling these to customers? OH NO. this is a cute bakery. they arent going to have meat pies. how is he putting meat on the menu. unless hes eating them? is he putting something on the menu or is he personally eating kids. NO nononono he wouldnt do that

IS HE FEEDING HENRY THE MISSING CH- (gets killed for even thinking this) hey this was supposed to be a bakery au not a hannibal au no but “sorry charlie is dead. i baked you some pies” SCREAM NO BECAUSE YOU GIVE GRIEVING PEOPLE FOOD IN CASE THEY DONT HAVE ENERGY TO COOK

henry did not eat all 11 missing children. that is just illegal.

oh michael sooooo ate a missing child. pray for him that he never finds out or maybe once he learns about his father killing children hes like “oh where were the bodies hidden?” and never makes the connection. that would kill Michael

michael. sister location.

William making killer animatronics No William making poisoned treats Yes

Elizabeth ate a poisoned treat

william would not bake elizabeth into food thank god. actually one would argue that death by poisoning would mean they themselves are not edible and thus none of the Sister Location/Funtime crew are eaten

Afton Robotics is actually like a huge industrial baking center or something FACTORY Afton Factory? Afton Productions? you know like How Its Made long conveyor belt, big mixing machine, enormous oven etc etc.

Mascot costumes that are haunted by elizabeth and group push him into the machines Crushed and shredded apart by the How Its Made Type Machines. RIP Michael Wait that means Clara = ballora in this AU? how did Clara die scream. idk.

How to get springlocked :/

heavy machinery at the og bakery, not the afton place, og bakery machinery falls on him while wearing the spring bonnie mascot costume Crushed to death also but in a different less horrible way. like William just gets flattened by old collapsing machinery. Michael gets fucking wrecked i need to stop thinking about this

okay just like 3 more games to go or whatever

would they have a horror attraction of this ? theoretically theres still missing children so yes. FNAF 3 goes the same then LOL

FNAF 6 can go the same but bakery. use your imagination

William would still upload his consciousness into a digital format

Pizzaplex. hmm. i dont wanna tackle that im running on like 4 hours of sleep

#fnaf #five nights at freddy's #Bakery AU #michael afton #william afton #henry emily

[alicedacreature]

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[limey-self-inserts]

YOUR ARCANE S/I LOOKS REALLY COOL im really interested in hearing anything you'd love to share abt them :eyes: are they vastayan/spiritualist? :0

thank you so much~! I'm sure I've got a few lore things here n there

but to start off: I actually hadn't heard of the terms Vastayan or Spiritualist until now, so I got to go check those out and you've helped me expand Aravor's info, thank you! they got their abilities after falling fairly hard into several crates of crystallised Shimmer. the combination of being so badly injured and simultaneously getting 'fractured' by the Shimmer meant they got pinged back and forth with the spirit realm until they came back with magic from that realm, that specific magic being transformation. so, yeah! they're Spiritualist

more lore and titbits below!

💜 Aravor loves food. just loves it so much. whether or not it's because of their upbringing in the Undercity is debatable, but if someone is cooking/baking nearby it will grab their attention and not let go. they've snaffled fresh cupcakes, poached apples and meat pies from Piltover windows. there's a whole moment where the guard use a baited trap to lure out the 'monster' on the loose but it fails completely because during that night Viktor puts out fresh bread on his windowsill and within five minutes Aravor is peeking up like a small gremlin.

💜 after first discovering their new ability, Aravor has a few days of confused 'okay, what do I do with this?'. they first try to do good - interrupting a robbery - but this backfires when the person they helped tries to attack them in turn. then they try to do bad - hunting down a patrol guard in the Undercity - but they get away with a number of wounds and a heavily shaken conscience. after that, they sink into a numb apathy, and end up blithely wandering the Undercity and Piltover, not so much doing anything other than watching the rest of the two cities turning.

💜 Viktor doesn't want Aravor's existence to be known. Jayce and Sky are both aware because they have separately walked in during one of Viktor's lessons with Aravor, but that's about it. this is to avoid the Council or the Academy taking Aravor away for studying.

#answered #world: arcane #ngl Aravor needs more lore/backstory building so this is so helpful for brainstorming~!

[gogomeaty]

Tagged by @witchy--mama, thank youuu 4 the tag

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Relationship status: single

Favorite Color: green has been my fav for so long but i also like brown and red

Favorite Food: milanesa with french fries or pasta idk how to say milanesa in english but is basically fried breaded meat idk but i love it, i also love apple pies, tuna with mayo and banana oatmeal shakes < these are my comfort foods

Song Stuck In My Head: playing dangerous by blu shore and everlong by foo fighters

Time: 11:11 pm

Dream Trip: any of the nordic countries, germany, greece or japan

Last Book Read: i think it was men without women by haruki murakami

Last Book I Enjoyed Reading: that one i just mention i haven't read a book since i was like in preparatoria

Last Book I Hated Reading: i didn't hate it but anne frank diary i tried many times to continue it and i could never do it so i never tried again lol

Favorite Thing To Cook/Bake: pancakes, i like them better when i do them so i always do the pancakes in my house for everyone

Favorite Spare Time Craft: digital art and edits like moodboards or funny vine recompilations idk if that counts im not a very crafty person irl tbh

Niche Dislike:… i don't understand the niche part but i hate when ppl eat with their mouth open

Opinion On Circuses: i like the aesthetic like clowncore and stuff like that but i don't like circuses, they were fun when i was a kid but if i go to the circus now i think i would get overstimulated

Tags: @all-hail-the-water-god, @trepanationgecko, @atomic-jellyfish, @dolly-macabre and anyone else who wants to do it too

i want to tag more ppl but im shy to do it lol

#gogotalk #ask game #answers game? #idk

[cherridiamonds]

There any foods that feel inherently horny to you, even if a little bit?

if i'm being real any food that tastes good enough is horny to me. if i eat a burger and its good the boxer briefs situation is catastrophic

but certain foods that kind of make me horny on principle:

hot dogs. they remind me of fellatio obviously but also of sucking down sausages link by link until you're too stuffed to move.

tacos. especially if they're slightly overfilled. if i have to move gracefully to avoid spillage it's a good taco and im gonna think about it constantly.

PIZZA. especially if it's cheesy and full of toppings like meats and tomatoes. im autistic so i have a really picky palette so i dislike vegetables and peppers a lot unless they're cooked really specifically but i love literally all meats and also baked diced tomatoes so much fr. pizza is my go-to stuffing food even if im lactose-intolerant. i just take a fuck-ton of lactase with it so i never get that kinda indigestion. just the regular kind from overfilling myself :)

PIE. pie is so fucking good especially fruit pies like apple and cherry. i have facial hair and i hate when stuff gets caught in it but one time after a recent shave after my skin healed i just ate a pie without cutting or using utensils so i just shoved my greedy little face in there and pigged out so hard i felt like i was gonna explode afterwards and had to see globs of cherry sauce clinging to my stuffed face and it was so fucking hot

RIBS. barbecue makes me horny in general because the scent of it is a massive Neuron Activation and makes me want to eat my body weight in it but ribs, especially BEEF ribs, make me hard. there's so much meat on every rib that i can't get enough of it. i feel so intense when i eat it. it's like i lose myself to the thrill of the hunt and the thrill of the feast. i become someone else.

plain burgers are strangely good for stuffing i think. like. meat ketchup and bun? i can eat like. six of those in one sitting. probably. does anyone want to watch me try~? who said that.

really big detailed burgers like the ones from red robin or sit-down restaurants are always unimaginably good. if they have stuff like runny egg or barbecue sauce and bacon, i'm gone. i'm having the time of my life. i'm putty in the chefs hands and they can bend me over a table while i pig out. who said that.

hey now that i think about it i just listed all my favorite foods. uhhhhhh. enjoy????

#cherry.txt #askbox #YAYYYY I LOVE ASKS YAYYYYYYYY

[softdommymommy]

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[0letterstoaghost0]

i have a poor relationship with food, to say the least. its funny, because i get cravings very often, yet i dont really want to eat anything; i just want to be half busy with something. i hate giving something a 100% of my attention, so i eat snacks or play games while watching youtube or something. but in actuality, i really hate eating. i really hate eating.

the thought of eating filling food makes me nauseous. it makes my mouth water the way it does before you throw up, it makes my head spin and my hands shake. even if its not a meal i dislike or something, oftentimes i wouldnt eat for days at a time not because im not hungry, but because im afraid i won’t like it.

im hungry right now. i could make toast or something. but i cant.

the thought of eating the toasts makes me gag. just thinking about it now i feel my eyes water and my throat swell up. instead, im huddled on the bed with a coffee.

coffee is safe. its good, it suppresses my cravings and it doesnt make me gag. there arent many things that dont make me gag.

its not really a matter of getting fat, or feeling like i dont deserve food, really, its nothing typical of an ed. its not a regular mental block like people with anorexia or bulimia often describe. in my conscious mind, i have no problem with eating. i dont have a reason to not eat. im not particularly scared to gain weight, i dont feel guilty after eating. its purely physical. despite not having a strong emotional response to it, my brain refuses to let me eat comfortably. my entire body refuses to accept any food. the moment the thought is brought up my body reacts as if i plan on eating rotting meat.

i really hate it. no matter what, i cant enjoy food. i dont know why. i want to enjoy food. i want to be able to enjoy the things i bake or cook. but even though i know my cookies are delicious and most people swoon for my pies, i cant eat them. my body simply rejects the pure idea.

i hope one day i will be able to explain why sometimes i would rather go hungry. why sometimes its a better option.

that its not my moms cooking. that i dont hate myself. that im not trying to hurt myself. that i do want to spend time with my friends.

i hope one day i will be able to explain why i feel sick at the thought, and i hope that people will understand.

[realizashuns]

im so good at making tuna kimbap I perfected it after visiting this Korean restaurant in flushing that had a roll for like 6.50? one of the cheapest rolls for the kind of tuna kimbap I was looking for and the restaurant def uses more mayo but I can whip it out in like an hour now as long as I have the energy to stand that whole hour I used to travel there just for the restaurant and would always eat one there and bring an extra back

#mayhems its because im excellent at rolling joints #correction* doinks #but for real I have like fixations on specific dishes and perfect them over time #I can do decent no meat home made ramen in like 3 hours #im working on scones too #I had pies down but I lowkey forget #I bout these rolling pins with embossed patterns and I havent used them yet! #it irks me so much having to pause and look at writing while cooking so #I have to have perfection and perfect shit

[nolongerslayinghere]

WHOS THE MOST CHAOTIC (genshin impact edition)

: IVE HAE THIS IN MY DRAFTS FOR THE LONGEST TIME AND I MISS BEING CHAOTIC DAMN 

ALSO 69 FOLLOWER SPECIAL THANKS FOR LIKE 87 FOLLOWERS 

MONDSTAT

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Number one 

wind man (Venti) 

are you BLIND HAVE YOU SEEN HIM 

he’ll be awake at three am 

wind man:

we should do this 

y/n: ya know what you only live once and I wanna shit in a pool

Venti is the most chaotic in the modern area be careful 

his camera roll is full of memes and pictures of him throwing shit 

when he goes to your house he literally raids your entire pantry omg 

when you to go grocery shopping this bitch will scream and cry all because you forgot his cereal 🧍‍♂️

“YOU BITCH YOU FORGOT MY ČĖřèÄĹ 👹” “VENTI SHUT UP YOUR CAUSING A SCENE” 

 “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” everyone in the store will be looking at you, as you rush to buy his ceral

all he does is eat and he dont gain weight  “you eat so much you should stop or you’ll get fat” “well look whos talking y/n” YOU-

wind man: y/n whys the pantry locked

y/n: cause you need to be healthy and eat CARROTS

WINDE MAN : NO YOU BITCH IM STEALING YOUR CREDIT CARS 🏃‍♀️💨

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KAEYA 

not as chaotic as venti but he still is 

defiantly listens to niki minaj 

sexy titty man: Y/N DID YOU STEAL MY NIKI MINAJ PERFUME 😡😡😡😡👿

y/n : what 

sexy titty man : WELL DID YOU 

y/n: you left it in your car please stop threating me *sobs* 😭😭😭

sexy titty man: if its not there im going to PUNISH YOU KITTEN 😈😈😈😈😈

y/n IM CRYING PLEASE STOP 

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so yea kaeya is something his phone is full of picture of him just him and this 

(IM CRYING I FOUND THIS ON AMAZON )

he threatens you with it 

sexy titty man: y/n did you steal my james charles make up palette 

y/n: gross no 

sexy titty man  ARE YOU SURE 

y/n: PLEASE ITS IN THE KITCHEN JUST DON’T 

sexy titty man okay thanks~😘

he has tiktok and its mostly mentally ill shit (same)

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RAZOR 

smh so hes chaotic but not like 

bark: y/n 

y/n : o>O uhm go off 

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He’ll make the weirdest comments like one time y’all went to mcdonalds and he drank the sprite instead of sayin it tastes like tv static he said it tastes like alien piss 

y/n : ... HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT ALIEN PI-

he just eats shit in your fridge i mean ALL THE MEAT RAW OR COOKED THIS MAN WILL RISK SALMONELLA 

“razor STOP EATING MY MEAT YOU’LL GET SICK” “GRRRRRRRR BAKR BARK GRR SNARL GRRRR” 

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BennEtt 

honestly he has memes on his phone but there not as JUICY AS MINE 😩

he got memes like this 

he likes the song SHIT by bo burnham 

bad boy : Y/NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHY ZHONGLI GOT NO EYE BROWS 😭😭😭 

y/n : yo wtf who took sexy mans eye brows 🤨

you bought him a plushie of a cow and keeps loosing it 🧍‍♂️

bad boy: I LOST EXTRA BEFF AGAIN 😭😭😭😭😭

y/n: WTF AGAIN THIS IS THE 60TH TIME 

BAD BOY: YOUR COUNTING 

y/n: YUP 

BAD BOY: 😭😭😭😭😭

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Albedo

hes not chaotic your the chaotic one in this relationship 😒

y/n: 

lmfao that arrested my cat]

bread: really? they can do that? how interesting 

y/n: do you know what a joke is 

Diluc 

THIS MAN DOES NOT KNOW WHATS GOING ON LMFAO HES SO CONFUSED LIKE LITERALLY 

HE STANDS THERE LIKE 

🧍‍♂️❓

LOOKING AT HIS PHONE WHEN YOU SENT HIM THIS 

WITH THE CAPTION “can i buy it “

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PLEASE IM CRYING WHAT HAVE I DONE 

Requests Open for these animes

- furcotse 

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