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no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

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ok lets settle it. which laios is getting the best dick rn

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why small kittens are always either the most pathetic or the most evil creature you've ever seen

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Shipping fictional characters isn’t representative of your moral values. It’s representative of your particular psychic damage and the themes and motifs that haunt you. Hope this helps.

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you're nor tired sad or unmotivated, your brain is simply begging to have a hole drilled into it. go to my tiktok shop buy one trepanning drill this will change.your.life.

#omw

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Hello fellow sloppy bisexuals how is not putting away the laundry going

#I will have you know my laundry is away #my dishes are done #and my teeth arr brushed

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Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

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I must sleep. Sleep is the mind-healer. Sleep is the big-life that brings total ability to fucking do anything. I will face my bed. I will permit the blankie to pass over me and snores to pass through me. And when sleep has gone past I will turn the outer eye to greet the new morning. When the sleep has gone there will be everything. Energy and will to live will remain.

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the thing about the "um excuse me if you're as poor as you say you are why don't you just sell all your most treasured possessions" thing that people love to trot out as some kind of "gotcha" is that they do not acknowledge how fucking soul-crushing it is to be in a situation that is already destroying your mental health and then be forced to sell one of the few things in your life that still bring you joy

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Submitted by @nnnnobodyy 

#romantic love? As an adult?? #Listen man #even if we connect SERIOUSLY #between my limited social battery and other factors #we will MAYBE have 1 to 3 dates a week #absolutely maximum #and Im going off of the idea that we are fully strangers before hand #so Im going to say 2-4 months

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I am tempted to throw all of these at you for Critical Role, but I restrained myself.

🧡: What is a popular (serious) theory you disagree with?

💚: What does everyone else get wrong about your favorite character?

🖤: Which character is not as morally good as everyone else seems to think?

Popular (serious) theory I disagree with: This one is tough because I am a million and twelve episodes behind so most theories I know about have already been proven or disproven. So less theory and more opinion I saw back during the Laudna Resurrection Arc: Yes, Percy has always been that bitchy. No, Matt wasnt playing him out of character. Yes, Suntree Victim Or Not, Percy was completely correct in his assessment that a complete stranger to him with a connection to Delilah was too dangerous to bring back without precautions. Thing everyone gets wrong about my favorite character: Vax is a happy person who finds himself in tragic situations, not a sad little emo boy.

Which character is not as morally good as everyone else seems to think? In this essay I will discuss the sanctification of people who die young with Mollymauk Tealeaf as a primary source of reference.

#critical role #answer game

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A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

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Ask game: unpopular opinion edition <3

❤: Which character do you think is the most egregiously mischaracterized by the fandom?

🧡: What is a popular (serious) theory you disagree with?

💛: What is a popular ship you just can't get behind, and why?

💚: What does everyone else get wrong about your favorite character?

💙: Which character is not as hot as everyone else seems to think?

💜: Which character is way hotter than everyone else seems to think?

🤍: Which character is not as morally bad as everyone else seems to think?

🖤: Which character is not as morally good as everyone else seems to think?

💖: What is your biggest unpopular opinion about the series?

💔: If you had to remove one major character from the series, who would you choose?

💕: What is an unpopular ship that you like?

📖: If you had to remove one book from the series, which would you choose?

🏳️‍🌈: Which character who is commonly headcanoned as queer doesn't seem queer to you?

💀: If you had to choose one major character to die, who would you choose?

#HEY SOMEBODY SHOULD HUCK ALL OF THESE AT ME FOR CRITICAL ROLE

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I actually don’t mind that “dead dove” has become conversational shorthand for “fics with heavy themes where you REALLY need to pay attention to the warnings”. such is the nature of language. what i do mind is when people tag their actual fics with dead dove and then give no indication of what they’re actually warning about. that is useless. that helps no one. that is completely against the spirit of the meme. i will not be reading that

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#rock-a-doodle is (apparently) the first movie I ever saw in theatres #I am too young to remember it #but it gets my vote for that and the terrifying owl men

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Astrology's weird bc if you've only ever had fun with it and come across someone w seething hatred for it you're understandably like, what the fuck is this person's problem? But also if you've seen someone take it Too Far, any mention of it understandably becomes a red flag

Like imagine if you really liked Pokemon and you're like, "I really don't see why people would hate this unless they're just assholes for no reason?" Like it's a totally normal opinion opinion to have. But also imagine if you took a quiz and learned you were a Bug type and people stopped talking to you because they were like "It's in your nature to be emotionally manipulative." It would also be totally normal to be like "Oh okay fuck Pokemon fans then."

Now you may be like, "But the latter situation doesn't happen!" and that tells me you are fortunate because you have not dealt with the worst that the west coast of America has to offer

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