#im being serious right now

[rehgrats]

Anyone else getting tired of being sexualized 24/7 or is it just me

#im genuinely fucking suicidal over this #a person i thought was a friend wouldnt take no for an answer and i think he wanted to take advantage of me #suddenly im 8 again #it keeps playing out like this #i know its a stupid problem #boo hoo im too sexy #but like #no one takes me seriously its like my very personhood is based on how fuckable i am #i cant do this anymore #im being serious right now #ill delete this later im so sorry. this just keeps happening its been like this since i was 8 #i think i need actual help but theres no one around who can help #again im so sorry

[bitegore]

Zionists want you to conflate Judaism and Zionism. Zionists want you to believe that Judaism cannot exist without Zionism and that all Jews are Zionists. Zionism would have Jews believe that a Jewish state is the only way that they can be safe from antisemitism and will point to any instance of antisemitism as proof that Zionism is the solution- so Zionism wants gentiles to be antisemitic in their support of Palestine. They want you to conflate all Jews with Zionism and the state of Israel, and they want you to treat all Jews regardless of political affiliation as the face of Israel. Antizionist Jews exist, and incidences of antisemitism ostensibly acting against Zionism will not help dismantle the forces propping Zionism up.

Don't do their work for them.

#red rambles #viva palestina #antizionism #i haven't actually seen a lot of antisemitism personally. not recently anyway. but that's more a feature of me not following antisemites #i DO however see a lot of people talking about the people they're seeing throw their support behind antisemites using palestine #as an excuse to conflate all jews with israel #and i cannot stress enough that that is literally what israel and zionist forces abroad WANT. #i am jewish. my entire family is jewish. i want to see palestine free. and i have SEEN how the jewish community gets conflated with israel #both from the inside and out #and i am dead serious when i say that every time someone is antisemitic it strengthens the conviction from people abroad #that it's a terrible sad situation but there's 'no other choice' #if you're being antisemitic you are doing the enemy's work for them. Stop it. #like... look. i am putting this in the tags bc im talking in the tags but i mean this. I do not give a single flying fuck if you personally #are a giant raging antisemite at the moment. Your personal beliefs are your problem and not mine. I do not fucking care. But if you are #being openly and loudly antisemitic *in your support of palestine* you are absolutely not fucking helping. I am so dead serious right now #if you want to raise awareness and you're being antisemitic because of deep held beliefs or whatever i want you to look around and read the #fucking room. Do you understand how much of Israel's international support comes from the idea that they are the only country where jews ar #safe from antisemitism? do you see how every time palestine comes up people point at incidences of antisemitism in anti-genocide actions to #discredit the entire movement? do you not understand how your actions are cutting the movement down at the knees? #i'm jewish and proud of it. i don't like antisemitism. but there's a genocide on and i'd rather work against it than quibble over who i #work alongside. i dont fucking care. you can be as antisemitic as you like in private. stop fucking the movement up. #there are bigger things to worry about here. if i can put aside my own concerns as to who i'm talking to you can hold your tongue #and fight the good fight instead of handing weapons to the people who are trying to fucking flatten gaza.

[binalakarchive]

#fionna and cake #adventure time #simon petrikov #im being so serious right now im trying to make a simon playlist but itd be too out of control with how many mitski songs i swear fit him

[fluffyartbl0g]

“Ace had his own adventures, and I have mine,” Luffy mumbles, drifting off again. “You have yours, too. I don’t want you to miss them. I don’t want you to miss anybody. Or to… be here when you’d rather be…”

“Luffy—”

“Free,” Luffy manages. “Sabo’s supposed to be free.”

@taizi put your faith in what you most believe in

#one piece #op fanart #sabo #monkey d. luffy #op brook #(kinda) #man im just reccing fanfics left and right recently #and by that i mean one in the post before this and one in the post now #im being 100 percent serious when i say that whenever i read this fic i start either tearing up or full on sobbing #luffy was so miserable when he found out how much sabo hated being confined as a noble #sabo hated that life so much that he tried to escape #sabo’s meant to be free… #luffy would absolutely hate if he was ever responsible for taking away that freedom #but luffy… you ARE freedom… #how could he ever be trapped when with you? #(me: is starting to tear up again)

[redysetdare]

I said it once and i'll say it again the sooner the queer community drops the idea of the straight Boogeyman the better off we will all be. The sooner y'all accept that straight people can also be queer the easier it becomes to accept identities you don't understand.

Straight and queer are not opposite. They aren't contradictory. They aren't mutually exclusive. If you can accept that cis people can still be queer then straight people can to.

Straight trans people exist. Straight aspecs exist. They are all still queer. Grow the fuck up and get over it instead of throwing a fit because things are not about you.

#text #queer #lgbt+ #lgbtq+ #lgbtqia #lgbtqia+ #im being so fucking serious right now and some of you will get so mad at this but I'm 100% serious right now #the sooner you accept 'hetrosexual' and 'straight' as not opposite of queer the better off we all will be #because people's identities are complex and there is nuance to this shit #and ignoring that because it's 'too hard' for your small ass brain to comprehend is dumb af #someone being straight doesn't stop them from being queer #someone being cis doesn't stop them from being queer #someone being allo doesn't stop them from being queer #someone being a man doesn't stop them from being queer (r*d fems looove to say that it does) #one part of your identity does not some how overrule the rest of it buddy #At this rate kids in English class are more mature than you because unlike you they're actually learning something

[yuujoh]

things that seto kaiba is almost certainly bad at:

singing

playing literally any kind of instrument

learning languages (i will concede that he can read and write well in "business" languages like Chinese or English but a uvular r would kill him and also you can speak well enough to get through a meeting but that doesn't mean you're conversationally adept!!!)

dancing (a man with negative rhythm)

casual conversation

picking his own outfits

speaking in an inside voice

#yugioh #seto kaiba #now listen i know a lot of you loooooove to believe that seto kaiba is very good at everything but like lets be serious for one moment #kaiba cannot stand being profoundly adept at things so going through the sisyphean trial of learning musical scales would kill him instantl #you think he's going to be comfortable incorrectly conjugating a verb in conversation?? #you think he's going to be okay with missing a dance step? #also picking bad outfits is a kaiba family trait mokuba can't dress either #someone PLEASE hire a stylist i love them both but wow #im right about these sorry

[woennix]

Every thing I see from Guaxinim is flirting he is losing NO time to get the lgbtqsmp experience so proud of him.

I hope he flirts with everyone, no one gets to leave purgatory without his flirting.

Btw I may be a fitpac shipper but he is so funny I approve I hope he flirts with qPac so bad he gets to the QSMP Island and then flirts the fuck outta qFit as well.

#qsmp #qsmp purgatory #fitpac #qsmp guaxinim #for now i support his rights and his wrongs and i just met the guy #i support their polyamory i give no fucks #(actually idk anything ab his character so im not serious ill see eventually but hes giving a really good impression) #the best scenario for me is that his and qPac's relationship is exactly like qPhilza and qFit #FULL OF FLIRTING FOR NO REASON BUT PLATONIC #but seriously i hope he has a lot of fun being silly with friends thats the most important part

[snaillock]

kurona ranze as your bf: random hcs

tags: male!reader, reader is taller than kurona(5’6), reader is a blue lock player, me gushing over a character that has literal crumbs of info available so i’m making this up as i go, oh my god he is literally a bipedal lemon shark

kurona ranze. *sighs dreamily* kurona ranze…

he is literally a magenta lemon shark (*gasp* a strawberry lemonade shark… bro my fucking mind)

you two would literally be the “excuse me, he asked for no pickles” bf x standing behind you at the register bf

i do believe he has a good amount of self-confidence but only speaks when he feels it’s necessary so he’s completely cool with you being the more assertive one in the relationship

he is also so so loyal. one of the most loyal men you’ll ever meet and is just as reliable off the field as he is on field

i feel like he isn’t a big fan of pda so you gotta show him your love when you two are alone cause it feels a lot more special to him. besides you guys prob gotta hide it from all the bltv cameras anyway

when he warms up to the relationship more, he’ll absolutely love physical affection from you even becoming clingy for your attention once you two are alone

you absolutely love doting on him (i mean just look at him) and he clearly enjoys that type of attention from you so much but would never admit it out loud

he is literally the perfect height for easy discreet forehead kisses so you can simply sneak one in quickly and walk off before he can fully process it

it’s so cute how short he is that if you’re able to pick him up, you would (if he’s comfortable with it ofc) but if he gets a leg cramp during training, then that’s the perfect excuse to carry him off the field so he can rest

when he gets flustered, it’s just the most adorable sight ever. his cheeks getting just as pink as his hair and him nervously gritting his teeth, possibly hiding his face in his shirt collar

speaking of his hair if you two share the same dorm room together, you could offer to do his braid for him in the morning before practice or a big match. such a simple yet sweet act of affection that makes his heart flutter when he feels your hand going through his hair

you’ve ever seen those tiktoks of a lemon shark getting nose rubs? yeah it’s exactly like that

don’t get me started on his teeth. he seems pretty neutral about his shark like features so feel free to openly gush about how cute they are to him. he’ll probably let you poke and prod at the pointy ends when he feels like it

he gives me a partner who just randomly bites you affectionately vibes and i’m not just saying that bc of his serrated teeth (it is mainly bc of that) but i can imagine whenever he doesn’t feel like expressing his love verbally, he just gives you a good ol’ chomp right on the meat of your bicep!

the way he repeats his last words (it’s a speech tic idc what anyone says) is also so so endearing that part of his character is just *chefs kiss*

you two were probably pretty subtle about your relationship only bc you two mutually agreed on not being too open about it with the others plus your teammates won’t expect such a pairing anyway.

can you imagine their surprise when they do find out? it probably started out with some of the observant ones noticing how weirdly… ‘close’ you two have gotten. small rumors forming about what possible relationship you have with kurona, mainly thanks to you accidentally slipping out a pet name one time while you were greeting him in front of the team

until all their suspicions are confirmed when one of your teammates spots you two kissing when you thought you were completely inconspicuous and alone

once the secret was out, you two were certainly crowned the cutest boyfriends in blue lock

hello message from me from the future. if you want more male reader content, then check out more of my blog :3

#★ snail.writes ★ #kurona ranze #kurona x reader #kurona ranze x reader #blue lock kurona #kurona x male reader #blue lock x male reader #wrote this while listening to mitski (bmamc) #kurona is so texas reznikoff vibes #im being so serious right now #you know sometimes i feel bad about having messy looking posts #but then i remember it’s my blog and i can vomit out as many hcs as i want

[mercyedes]

more hambone behind the scenes 🤍🤍 -> from jordan's insta!

#guys. guys. im being so fucking normal right now. im being so fucking normal right now. im not even shedding my skin or breaking every bone #in my body or eating my own teeth or melting and rotting and decaying and vibrating at speeds high enough to shred the meat from my bones : #hambone hamilton #howard hamilton #masters of the air #mota #behind the scenes pictures my beloved #BRO. BROOOO. IM SO FUCKING SERIOUS. IM SO FUCKNG SERIOUS. HE'S SO FUCKING FINE #oh hambone my beloved i love us o much. so much. so much. my beloved. my silly #THE ONE WITH BRADY???? BYE. BYEEEEEEEE. YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO SHOOT ME. #also i wanna have rlly kinky blood covered sex with him. sigh. hambone you can cannibalize me

[antidotefortheawkward-art]

"i'm teaching a monkey yao a forbidden method of immortality!!!" girl... what were YOU doing knowing a forbidden method of immortality

[ID: A three page comic done in white and shades of purple. Characters are uncolored, but have shading.

First panel has Patriarch Puti and Sun Wukong walking in an enclosed back garden, with Sun Wukong looking up at Patriarch Puti seriously as his sifu speaks. Patriarch Puti says, "These techniques, although effective, are dangerous. They are teachings outside of known doctrine. What you have done is stolen the creative powers of Heaven and Earth, intruded on the dark machinations of the moon and sun."

Second panel has Sun Wukong considering this somberly. He says, "Sifu... That's..." He processes for a moment, and says "Wait-"

In the third panel, Sun Wukong looks up at Patriarch Puti with a knowing mischievous grin, while Patriarch Puti looks very tired, as if he already knows what SWK is about to say. Sun Wukong asks, "If they're so unknown and forbidden, how do you know them then?"

Fourth panel has Patriarch Puti simply stating, "Wukong, as the next generation, your responsibility is to learn from the mistakes of your elders." Sun Wukong responds, "ha okay." In the background, with the caption "Several hundred years ago," there is a flashback of a young Patriarch Puti running away as a strike of lightning barely misses his feet.

End ID]

#journey to the west #jttw #xiyouji #sun wukong #monkey king #patriarch puti #puti shifu #had two concepts for patriarch puti in my head and was not sure which one im gonna go with #one ver is where he was just as reckless and a menace as swk in his youth but he either mellowed out as he grew older #or somethingTM happened to make him realize his actions have consequences #and thus he has a soft spot for swk because he sees a bit of himself in swk #second version is where he's always been serious and mellow but now that he's this old he kinda regrets not acting out more #and thus he respects swk's boldness and wishes to somewhat nurture that boldness #🤔 but now i think im going with an in-between ver #being a puti shifu who was very skilled and bold and gifted in his youth but all his rebelliousness was spent on more self-serving things #rather than fighting any injustices in the system like swk #nd now that he's older he regrets that and he's a teacher now wanting to pass his skills onto new generations to do some good now #<- btw re: the wording of swk 'fighting injustice in the system'- #-i am a swk apologist <3 yaoguai rights <3 but i also dont wanna give off the impression that i think he was 100% entirely in the right- #-villain swk rights <3 #but yeah i think while he was at puti's school (constantly reminded he's not a human or immortal) he was moreso of the mind: #'fucking sucks that yaoguai are mistrusted and not treated the same' #and that remains his core motivating factor but as he grows more power and leaves puti's side he kinda kinda loses sight of that a bit ykno #as he gets more megalomaniac yaoguai warlord #anyways yea #swk was still right tho <3 <- correct

[sleepyowlwrites]

hey. Sleepyheads. c'mere a sec

when I say I have insomnia or that I can't sleep I mean for real. I mean. I have chronic insomnia. so all the normal things you could do to help induce sleep (peppermint or chamomile tea, melatonin, dyphanhydramine however you spell that, no blue light, warm milk, asmry beloved, rain or white noise, etc) they don't really do anything for me. they might make me feel sleepy, but nothing helps me actually sleep. whatever phase my insomnia is in is however I'm sleeping. so either wake up every hour or so, sleep through but only get 2-3 hours, sleep through the normal amount (5 hours) but have vivid dreams, wake up only one time but I'm awake for ages, I only want to sleep at 7pm, I literally can't sleep at night, etc. and I can't change that.

I'm mentioning this because my boss knows I have chronic insomnia and still asks me if I can take melatonin or whatever to help. I mean, sure. I could take it. But melatonin is weird to me and dyphan-whatsits might work but only the one time and I can't use it again for like a month. tea is nice but it's just nice.

caffeine does not necessarily keep me awake unless it's coffee caffeine, but I do avoid that. blue light from my laptop or phone does not affect me. I mean. it probably does but not my sleep. it's a wonderful dream to think that if I just didn't use screens before bed and drank chamomile tea and went to bed at exactly the same time every night that I'd get good sleep. but uh, I've tried that. and my insomnia doesn't care. it does what it wants.

at the moment I am following up my least favorite phase with my second least favorite phase: vivid dreams was last week and this week I've slept 7 of the past 76 hours. this happens. I can't change it. I just live it until the cycle switches out.

so um. this isn't even a rant, really, it's just a hopefully one-and-done post because people are very nice, but while taking magnesium will probably be good for me, it's not going to cure my insomnia, random customer. it might’ve cured your son's regular, temporary insomnia, but it will not cure my chronic condition, the one I've had since birth. just ask my mom.

okay so this was a rant. forgive me. I haven't slept.

#sleepy says #i sound frustrated and that's 'cause i am #but also im chill. it's just my chronic insomnia guys. don't worry about it #yeah. i didnt sleep. what elese is new #i need you to understand that i am joking but im being so serious right now #k thanks for reading bye

[dailykugisaki]

Day 121 | id in alt

They're recreating something that happened on a mission. Gojo is invested. Fushiguro? Lightly shaken.

#dailykugisaki #jjk #kugisaki nobara #itadori yuji #fushiguro megumi #tokyo trio #gojo satoru #no Itadori's were harmed in the making of this #YALL IM STRAIGHT UP WRITING SHIT FOR KUGISAKI NOW THIS SHIT IS SERIOUS AS FUCK #when did this freak who shows up for a collective 20 minutes become my source of serotonin #idk but i wouldn't have it any other way shes amazing and if gege cant figure out his shit then im hitting him with a train #my mind is so enlarged rn y'all #update on the goats theyre being freaks again theyre stupid af #i was brain rotting a lot #i was doing a lot of shit the past week it was insanity but its always gonna be worth it to make any life better #anyway i need gege to relinquish his rights to Kugisaki Nobara bc i have a maddening amount of ideas for jer #also like how in the hell is Fushiguro's soul so strong it made me narrow my eyes #like good for him i guess but still #Kugisaki is fighting herobrine as we speak

[heal2ninjagogirl]

I think people's headcanons of Morro can be divided into two sections, one of the sections is they/them transgender bisexual Morro, the other one is just male manipulater Morro

#ninjago #lego ninjago #ninjago morro #no im being serious right now thats literally what i see #and i agree with both of them in one way or another #ninjago headcanons

[pearsfears]

i bought new brushes for the first time in years and worked with watercolors and white acrylic painting the most important person in my life - my cat Mischa jdjdng

#doing small art really is still a thing that grounds me im so glad #she has been struggling with health this year and she is also the only thing i can imagine drawing right now with the world being as it is #painting #art #cat portrait #i know im barely on here but im very active on my side blog pears-trinkets although its not many trinkets nowadays but serious posts

[bobosbillionsknives]

He's kinda feminine rage vibes

#only one person in the universe is going to understand what im referencing here #hi nora #this but im actually being 100% serious I am not joking #hes LITERALLY fiona apple dont play with me right now #he hates men even though he is a man but it doesn't count when he does it #his worldview isn't very logical or consistent this is well documented #millions “we are seen as objects to be used and discarded” knives 🤣🤣🤣‼️ #my sillies

[dreemurr-skelememer]

Bro thinks he's spider punk from spiderverse💀

FUCK DOE

ERROR????????????????????

#Anonymous #wasnt there fanart of error being spider punk when the second movie came out #that was the shit actually like im so serious where is that #i need that right now