#ill pay

[blackmetalstar]

people who are still writing metalocalypse fanfiction i NEED a skwisgaar x reader where skwisgaar comforts reader from a panic attack i NEED IT

#ill pay #ive been having a panic attack three days in a row #dethklok #metalocalypse #mtl #metalocalypse fanfic #skwisgaar skwigelf

[nekotachis]

I NEED SOMEONE TO DRAW THIS BUT ITS VASH AND WOLFWOOD

#ill pay #trigun #vashwood #where my two special interests collide

[fucksurass]

Idk what to draw. Can someone like... Tell me to draw someone.... Please?

#Help #give me ideas #please #ill pay #Lotsa monies #Also pip is here #sp pip

[niishi]

he's so valid

#thats why i bought you that Mansion and got you all the nice clothes #and bought you the food you like #dw bby #ill pay #ill show you my love through my actions

[ju1ian]

I have an idea and I need help making it a reality please I need the help of someone who can draw I'm begging

y'all know vintage Halloween decorations that are like paper cutouts??

I want UHM James Hetfield (1991) drawn (full body) in that style and then we could print him out piece by piece and make a decoration out of him. Please someone help me I'll pay.

#ill PAY #james hetfield #Metallica

[lixzwithapen]

(Hidden in plain view)

A days begins

I didn't plan to see

I lost, he wins

This wasn't meant to be

I wasn't meant to be

Here

Intense fear

The why unclear

Regret and shame

New damage to my frame

I wish today

Never greeted me

Set me free

Night or day

Matters no more

At my core

Deep in my heart

I've fallen apart

Must i take part

In this world?

In this whirl

Of pain and deceit

Fear and defeat?

I've been beat

I must follow

With this sorrow

Eating my mind

Unable to unwind

I sit down again

With paper and pen

To try and explain

This never-ending strain

Chaos beyond comprehention

Cannot mention

The demention

To but a one

Hope's come and gone

The flame is out

Left without

I shouldn't speak

My body's weak

My mind is lost

I'll pay the cost

The day goes on

Everything's wrong

How dare I hide

This monster inside?

I cant confide

Sworn to silence

And hence

I write

Caught

In fright

I saught

A way to leave

To no longer breathe

I must pay for my defiance

This song and dance

It's forever

It will never

Change

Exchange

A meaningless lie

I don't know why

I hide this beast

For him to feast

Upon my all

I hear it call

Why can't I Fight?

No use in flight

This just isn't right

I must do as told

Watch me unfold

In this dark and cold

#art #poem #poetry #schizophrenia #schizophrenic #schizo #psychosis #psychotic #actually schizophrenic #him #me #mistakes #were made #ill pay #for god knows how long #hopeless #damaged #broken #even #insane #and #scared #terrified #what have i done? #i should know better #than to try to escape #torture #is in my future #unspeakable #horrors

[dorimei]

who does commissions please please please i am on the hunt for artists

#i need this oc drawn #guys please #ill pay #like so much #hunting for artists #please

[urlocalqueer]

FALL OUT BOY YOU WANNA ADD A PNW DATE SOOOOO BAD. YOU WANNA DO IT SO BAD YOU LOOK STUPID

#please. #ill pay

[separatist-apologist]

If you were put in charge of your very own country what would be a law you would have that’s not really needed but it amuses you? Example: for every five books someone reads, they get a free book from the government

Every third friday is mandatory pizza party

#free pizzas delivered obviously #ill pay #tax dollars hard at work #NO SODA YOU HAVE SODA AT HOME

[adharastarlight]

Get in losers, we're going to therapy

#this was too funny #i had to share this gem #anyways #mean girls #therapy #i know you all need it too #so get in #ill pay #anyone on this hellsite needs it

[inkskinned]

hey btw if you're in the USA at  2:20 p.m. ET on Wednesday, Oct. 4, they're testing the emergency broadcast system. your phone is probably going to make a really loud noise, even if it's on silent. there's a backup date on the 11th if they need to postpone it.

if you're not in a safe situation and have an extra phone, you should turn that phone completely off beforehand.

additionally, if you're like me, and are easily startled; i recommend treating it like a party. have a countdown or something. be surrounded by your loved ones. take the actions you personally need to take to make yourself safe.

i have already seen mockery towards any person who feels nervous about this. for the record, it completely, completely valid to have "emergency broadcast sounds" be an anxiety trigger. do not let other people make fun of you for that. emergency sounds are legitimately engineered to make us take action; those of us with high levels of anxiety and/or neurodivergence are already pre-disposed to have a Bad Time. sometimes it is best to acknowledge that the situation will be triggering for some, and to prepare for that; rather than just saying "well that's stupid, it's just a test."

"loud scary sound time" isn't like, my favorite thing, but we can at least try to prevent some additional anxiety by preparing for it. maybe get yourself a cake? noise cancelling headphones? the new hozier album? whatever helps. love u, hope you're okay. we are gonna ride it out together.

#watching ppl go from being like ''support neurodivergent ppl~~!" #to being like ''if this is going to give u a panic attack ur fuckken stupid'' #like..... gets me #yeah man. i know im going to be triggered by it . in the old fashioned term. it is GOING to give me a panic attack. it's pretty much certai #and i shouldn't have to tell u about what i have survived for you to be okay with that. #you can just trust that i ALSO don't want me to react to it. i'm not gonna be having a FUN time. #dismissing that bc you think it's stupid.... like is the whole problem. #these sounds are workshopped by entire teams of people to get you to pay attention and move quickly. #they arent meant to be fun and exciting. #OBVIOUSLY it's gonna set ppl off. #but yeah there's something so fuckken demeaning about ppl being like. well that trigger isn't valid bc u haven't undergone X #dude i have ptsd bc i was abused as a child. like plain and simple. the fact im 30 and afraid of the dark tells you how bad it was. #i shouldn't have to ask u for permission to be mentally ill. #the reason it's a fucking disorder and not a fucking choice is that I DO NOT CONTROL IT. #like how is it any different from when ppl are like ''oh public speaking isn't that scary'' like FOR YOU #for YOU this isn't scary. now if i could fucking eat my own amygdala...

[lies-of-our-lives]

How much does romance cost and can I use a payment plan

#ill pay #but you have to love me 😂 #🥺

[freckledbastard]

post 4.2 furina finds out neuvillette said she was 'prone to hysterics' and is like 'hahaha.... yeah, yeah i was wasn't i? it must have been awful, having to deal with me for all those centuries...'

and you know neuvillette is standing there wracked with guilt like

(it starts to storm and furina thinks its because he's remembering how annoying and frustrating it was working with her, and meanwhile neuvillette is three seconds away from throwing himself on the ground and begging for forgiveness)

#genshin #4.2 genshin #4.2 spoilers #neuvifuri #furina #neuvillette #alright genshin ill let you have this m/f ship #I WANT THEM TO BE HAPPY #furinas trying to get away from it all and have some time to herself and meanwhile neuvillette is like #i will pay for everything. she will want for nothing. if she ever decides to get back into theatre then i will be there #AND I WILL BE APPLAUDING #genshin impact

[wiisagi-maiingan]

I'm all for natural remedies and traditional medicine, but I think when your "natural remedy" is based on the idea that water can become medicinal by being in the presence of a teeny itty bit amount of something, then it's probably bullshit and you're getting scammed. Go buy some ibuprofen or see a doctor.

#this is a long way for me to say that homeopathy is a scam!! #and that ''homeopathic professionals'' deliberately prey on vulnerable and scared people #especially chronically and terminally ill women looking for help and answers to illnesses they don't understand #so then they end up paying absurd money for fucking PLACEBOS #literal bottles of water and sugar pills that can supposedly cure their diabetes or fibromyalgia or cancer #and it's fucking disgusting and shameful okay

[bi-writes]

you're cooking when you notice him. you finish dicing the onion on your cutting board, and when you look up, you smile when you see the looming shadow that takes up the space behind your curtains. (mercenary!ghost x fem!reader, 18+)

"hi, spooky skeleton," you giggle, turning around and dropping the onions into the pot. the sizzle warms your apartment, and when you turn back around, you smile wider when he's come out from the shadows, closer, already on the other side of the kitchen island and only a few steps away from you.

he's geared up. vest thick and heavy strapped to his chest, the hood of his rain jacket over his head to further conceal the skull mask he wears. he stands tall, back straight and eyes narrowed, what little you could see of them. you put the cutting board down, twirling the kitchen knife you hold in your hand before holding it out in front of you, putting the sharp tip against the center of his chest.

"slow down there, big boy," you coo. "did you do as i told you?"

he snarls a bit before fishing a phone out of his pocket, tossing it onto the counter. you look down at it, watching the video playing. it's your mark, slobbering in tears, begging for his life. he pleads, holds up his hands, shakes his head, says that he's sorry in every language he knows until there's a satisfying hole in the middle of his forehead, a lone trail of blood making its way down his face. you think it looks like he's crying tears of blood. it's oddly poetic.

you look back at him, meeting his dark eyes, and you draw your hand back, setting the knife down. with your other hand, you drag your knuckles down the side of his masked face, puckering your lips and blowing him a dramatic kiss.

"such a proficient one, you are," you murmur. "what is that? third one this week?"

"want m'prize," he growls, and you step closer hooking your fingers into the collar of his vest and blowing him another kiss. then, you reach for the kitchen drawer next to you and pull it, taking out a thick envelope and handing it to him.

"you're making them very happy, ghost," you tap the plastic of the skull, giggling. "they like you a lot. got time for another?"

he clicks his tongue, tilting his head to the side, and you squeak when he reaches down and grips both sides of your ass with two big hands. you laugh, but it turns into a breathless moan when those hands slip under your skirt and tug at the lace of your panties.

"i want the real prize, want wot 'm owed," ghost says lowly. you stand up on your toes, pressing your mouth to his over his mask. you let your hands fall, pressing on the backs of his hands, encouraging him to slip a few fingers under the lace and prod the entrance of your sticky cunt.

"you want it, baby?" you whimper. "do you?"

"yes--" you feel him bite from under the mask, and you stick your tongue out, licking over the line of his bottom lip, your pride swelling when you feel how shaky he breathes as you tease him. "give it t' me--"

there it is. now i have you.

"well..." you press your pelvis to his, rocking against his fingers, and he hisses when he feels the way you soak the fabric of his gloves. he wants to eat it, he wants to have you, he wants what he was promised. "gotta do somethin' for me first, ghost. gotta job for you. can't pay you for it though, not the way you like."

you think you see him smile under the mask, the corners of his eyes crinkling as if he likes what he hears. as if he knows what it is you will give him if he just does as you say.

"y'know wot it is tha' i want, don't you, swee'eart?"

yes, you think, and you respond by giving the front of his mask a kiss, one you think he reciprocates by the way he cradles the back of your head.

i know what it is that you want because...i want it, too.

#YEAH !!!!!!!! #haha i wanna be your handler ghost will you let me please??? #do what i say and ill pay you how you like???? #;))))) #god i want to write so much more of this fuck #simon ghost riley #simon riley #simon ghost riley x reader #simon riley x reader #simon riley x you #ghost mw2 #ghost cod #ghost call of duty #ghost mwii #ghost x reader #cod #call of duty #simon riley smut #simon ghost riley smut #dark!simon #simon thoughts

[axoqiii]

🐦‍⬛ the freak duo.... oh my god they were aibous

#it was a nightmare overlaying 10 different textures on this and NONE of tjem show up clearly #on my third rewatch of haikyu. hangs my head sadly #dont pay too close attention to the anatomy of this or ill delete all my socmed accounts and disappear forever #haikyu #haikyuu #ハイキュー #kageyama tobio #hinata shouyou #hinata shoyo #kagehina #hinakage #karasuno #my art #haikyuu!! #hq #hq!!