#i should know better

[naturestheway22]

Watching the new Loki series as a Lokius fan:

#it’s clown-o-clock #i should know better #marvel will never deliver the queer goods #but here I am lmaooo #lokius #loki spoilers

[eleanor-gray]

”That’s why I— that’s why you’re you” and “You don’t know how much I love— that” is my favorite category of lines.

#Also representative of both of the things delaying my homework #xena warrior princess #the 100 #It’s not even that hard I just can’t focus on anything except for MADE UP women in MADE UP relationships (tv show characters) #I can’t believe Xena died for me to procrastinate objectively easy assignments #(Not a spoiler as she dies constantly) #Also I’m approximately the same age as Gabrielle and Clarke #Meaning I should be getting into life-changing relationships with beautiful women who have deeply troubled pasts #And convincing them that love is the most powerful thing and also they should kill less people. I should NOT doing these evil things (hw) #Also I can’t believe I actually rewatched the 100 #I should know better #Alas #I was in the woods so I kept thinking about that one episode

[assigned-fullmetal-at-birth]

i have to say i did not miss crying to a point i throw up.

"hang painting here?" HIT ME SQAURE IN THE FACE.

"only one work has been stolen" JUST SHOOT ME IN THE HEAD.

"strange old man who lived in the house with green and red shutters" PLEASE RELEASE ME FROM MY MISERY.

#art heist baby #i will simply never recover from this #why do I read major character death #i should know better #marauders #jegulus #james potter #regulus black

[naamahdarling]

I got some peanut butter Captain Crunch for myself as a treat only to discover the hard way that at some point since I had it last, they have sneakily Done Something to the recipe and added some sort of higher fiber flour, which is making me shit my butthole backwards. Like, I don't have an old box to compare all the info to, but I don't think I am wrong about this, and I'm so sad right now.

INSOLUBLE FIBER IS NOT GOOD FOR PEOPLE WITH IBS, THE MOST COMMON BOWEL DISORDER IN THE WORLD.

IF WE COULD STOP MAKING EVERYTHING HIGHER FIBER THAT WOULD BE GREAT THANKS.

What's next? Putting steel wool into chicken eggs?

#i knew the texture was off #i knew it #but i wanted my disgusting brown circles because i was lonely and sad and i told myself i was probably wrong #i should know better #I've been dealing with this shit for 13 years I KNOW what fiber feels like when I chew #anyway psa if you have ibs insoluble fiber is not your friend so read up on that #medicine is JUST STARTING to admit this but the IBS-haver-community crowdsourced that info for ourselves a long time ago #anyway to whoever approved the change i hope you get category 5 diarrhea in a stuck elevator and your asshole inverts

[hopelesslovebug]

wat ar tey doin tho ?

#i say as if i'm not their mother #i should know better #anyways i will make another joke post #jojo bizarre adventure #vento aureo #golden wind #jjba part 5 #oc #jjba #jjba oc #original character #giorno giovanna #pesca ghirga #rou voce #summer sickness #pera 'vi' theuban #my art #mine

[booksandmate]

kinda dangerous how i talk about s3 like it’s a thing that will absolutely happen

#i should know better #but then what is life without hope #good omens

[adrift-in-thyme]

Sorry today’s fic is taking so long. I stayed up way too late watching Edward become a fullmetal shish-kabob

#I’m very tired #I should know better #than to stay up late when I have to wake up early the next morning #but here we are #anyway #your regularly scheduled fic is on its way #trin rambles

[tickleepuppy]

Do I buy myself ears and a tail?? Or do I just suffer and them be in a phantom like state forever... The voicessss

#i should know better #please help #ughhhh #petpl4y #ftm puppy #puppy sub #nsft puppy #puppypl4y #daddy’s puppy #puppyboy #bd/sm puppy #dumb puppy #ftm ns/fw #ftm nsft #ftm t4t #ftm breeding #ftm sub #ftm bottom #bd/sm pet #bd/sm switch #bd/sm brat #bd/sm kink #bd/sm dom #bd/sm community #bd/sm blog #bd/sm daddy #soft boy #bd/sm breeding #bd/sm relationship

[james-p-sullivan]

when someone else makes a mistake at work: it’s alright! everyone is new at something, we’ll just fix it and learn how to avoid this in the future!

when i make a mistake at work:

#ffffffffffuck #it’s not a big deal #but i did it like three times this week #im not feeling the greatest about myself rn #i should know better #sulley speaks

[rosebud2829]

when people dont eat as much as they should have for breakfast and then drink a small can of monster so theyre all shaky and dizzy and all they want is food

its me. im people.

#talking to myself #i should know better

[redsixwing]

That feeling when a plot structure is not actually nested binary choices but actually a set of interlacing trinaries

#rip my charts #i should know better #than to try and plan anything in binary options #writing

[saltofmercury]

do you guys know how hard it is to live and be married to a VIRGO

me: oh no!

husband: what?

me: i have to get a smog check for my car oops!

husband: when's your registration due?

me: ......

husband: don't... DON'T babe don't even tell me

me: it's due NEXT Friday

husband: sometimes I can't believe you waited this long!!!

honestly why is he so anal about everything like we have SIX days.

#but also in my defense as a capricorn.... #i should know better

[mysweetsinfulobsessions]

The CW is trying way too hard to keep it straight. They refuse to write a proper gay character in Superman & Lois?

Okay, Sarah is bi but she’s arguably one of the most annoyingly written characters, the bisexuality is only mentioned once and she cheated and wasn’t even sorry about it.

And you mean to tell me Chrissy isn’t gay with all those gay vibes she gives off?

Even worse, you mean to insist that Natalie, straight A student, obsessed with cars, super responsible, practically engineering genius who never had a boyfriend is straight? Not subtle queer coding.

#why do I even expect things from you CW? #i should know better #was literally waiting for chrissy to come out to lois and you had to make her sleep with kyle who btw she had no chemistry with #and you insist on telling me Nat isn’t gay #sure jan #superman&lois #chrissy beppo #superman & lois #natalie irons #sarah lane #superman & lois season 3 #s&l #the cw #the cw network #the cw tv series

[princessmisery666]

Do you wanna laugh?

I do the same in English and in French (my mother tongue) and like you I don't realise it 😐

Babes if English isn’t your mother tongue it’s totally understandable. I usually only notice once I’ve asked my beta to check it over or I’ve posted 🙄😝.

#writing is hard #I mess up my tenses all the time #I should know better

[tu-es-gegg]

For a moment i forgot Tagalog existed I'm so sorry filos

#I FALLEN INTO THE TRAP OF JUST CALLING THE LANGUAGE FILIPINO IM SO SORRY #txt post #I SHOULD KNOW BETTER

[lena-in-a-red-dress]

Sometimes, as smart as I like to think I am-- I can be so dumb.

I'm leveling up crafters in FFXIV right? I've been using levequests between job quests, all normal. Until I run out of levequest allowances. "Damn. Guess there's no point crafting until I get more."

I FORGOT ABOUT THE FIRMAMENT.

#personal #just ffxiv things #the firmament #i should know better