#if you want them

[aerodaltonimperial]

This is the only thing I am going to say about certain individuals that I used to quite prolifically write about deciding to use this as a flippant "athletes fight all the time" tribute as though that is not be a thing we should be trying to change in the first place, and I am making this as non-expletive filled as I can because people that I care about still like him and I have spent the last 7 months being quiet out of respect, but I am so glad I left your Patreon at the end of August, you piece of shit. We are fucking done professionally.

#now might be a really good time to grab the video links #in my hookhausen masterlist #if you want them #cause im gonna be clearing house

[parameddic]

"We're not there yet. Go back to sleep."

Oh, he was coming down, man. A nice sort of come-down, as nice as it could be, floaty still in that absent disappear-y way that he liked but his throat was raw and dry (when had he last had anything to drink?), and he was a little horny, and his head hurt. Temple, especially, where it was pressed against the shitty little car's window, foggy in the rain. He didn't quite open his eyes at first, just took in a breath and hummed a hello, searching. He heard the indicator click on. He wondered where they were going, but he didn't have another shift for three weeks 'cause Dad had 'temporarily suspended' him or whatever, so what did he care?

We're not there yet. Go back to sleep.

TK cracked open his eyes, still sleepy, looking at the love of his life in the driver's seat. BJ had this sort of, like ... frenetic, nervous energy about him and it was kind of hot to fuck him with it, and he was really really really sweet when he needed to be, or could be, and... TK maybe sort of liked that sometimes he, TK, felt like he was less close to falling apart than BJ seemed, and probably vice versa. BJ was still clutching the wheel in both hands, white-knuckled, looked as scared as he had when he'd started driving.

TK almost did go back to sleep. But he didn't actually want his boyfriend that worried so he swallowed, and smiled something soft, and slipped a hand onto the inside of BJ's leg, the one closest to him, just to ground him. "Mm," he said, shaking the rough edge of sleep out of his voice, "hey, baby. You gotta slow down, OK?" all this running running running. He checked the clock on the dashboard. 2:43am. "You've been driving for ages. Pull over. I can drive a while."

#ic #ofyorkshire #v; rock bottom #*hands this to you* i have not done any further thinking but he said 'baby' and i went oh! okay and now this is them in a little #spin off au verse #if you want them #v; antifreeze

[writeforfandoms]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cx-6z1VO08K/?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

This was so freaking cute and reminded me of your Puppy Love series 🥰🥰😍😍 just had to share hehehehe

I just wheezed laughing, oh my goodness. Oh boy. Yeah that's absolutely Puppy Love. Oh I'm so glad you thought of me and my story, thank you so much for sharing!! 💖💖

#forehead kisses #if you want them

[laneynoir]

Recipe for Bacon Brusslesprouts (a quick and unspecified version dedicated to @friendofthefellowshipsnerdblog )

(Also forewarning I've never written a recipe down before 😓)

For this recipe you will need

Brussel sprouts

Bacon (in quantity equal to about 1/4 the amout of Brussle sprouts)

Salt/Pepper

Any additional seasonings you want, there are no rules here.

✨directions✨

Put the brussel sprouts on to steam.

Cut bacon into small pieces, and then fry.

Be sure that no bacon is left uncooked, because, health and all that jazz.

Add sprouts into bacon pan and mix it up (gently so as not to scare the shrunken cabbages)

Flavour to taste, and eat like a rich hobbit!

#I have more vegatable recipies #if you want them #i really hope you enjoy this #its one of my alltime favourites

[loveshotzz]

To that anon who sent me an ask not that long ago. I can’t answer it privately lol but thank you 🥺 I relayed the message.

#giving you kisses #if you want them

[the-valiant-valkyrie]

oh also if you guys have any dst fic recommendations......... 🥺umh. feed them to me pleas.

#may pin this for a little bit feelin kinda silly #sometimes i like partaking in a couple of silly fics #i'm not usually a fic connoisseur guy myself but i've got some recommendations of my own too #if you want them #and no its not my own fics. though you should read those

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The math just adds up!

#dungeon meshi #falin touden #marcille donato #farcille #I always loved how chapter 27 ends with them both so bloody and 28 starts with them in the bath. #not just because of how iconic the bathtub moment is but because you know they had to scrap off so much gore first. #I think everyone in the party took a very long and methodical bath but Falin was basically *all* blood*. #Being covered in blood is one of those 'just girly things' that women deserve to stop being shamed about. #I just don't think Chilchuck is progressive enough. He probably made them take a bath first B*/ #Okay jestering aside I want to just highlight - #The magnitude of Marcille's joy at seeing her dearest friend again! Of holding her and sharing her presence in the same room! #Something about this reunion feels like a beautiful dream you are afraid of waking up from...

[more-raging-heart-than-grace]

you want what

#stardew valley #do you just want to admire them or what?

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Lae'zel's character and her entire situation at the beginning of the game becomes so much more funny when you find out she's 22. It makes so much sense. Imagine you're 22 and you're exposed to this dangerous toxin or chemical or something - but not to worry, you learnt that this can be easily fixed, you just need to dial 911 real quick. Common knowledge. Everyone knows that. You learnt that in kindergarten, it's up there with fire alarm drills.

But the people you're stuck with have no concept of modern medicine and when you say "let's go to the hospital" they will say shit like "i think they kill people at the hospital" and "we should ask this swamp lady" or "this guy over there told me about this homoeopathic healer kind of guy but he got abducted" or "this random bard wants to help" and "I'm not going to dial 911 because I don't want the government to know my home address" or "maybe we should consider a deal with Satan". And then a bunch of them KEEP consuming the chemical because it makes them "stronger". One guy might explode for unrelated reasons. You have a few days before this situation is getting critical and suddenly they're solving crime and doing general charity for the community.

And FOR SOME REASON you still try to help these idiots and you STILL want to help them get the cure even though they all keep insisting the "doctors" at the "hospital" might try to "kill them" and they don't have insurance. And you keep telling them to just. go. to. the. hospital. before the time runs out and you all die very horribly of a very treatable condition.

And also you're 22 in a foreign country and you're responsible for shepherding this gaggle of idiots who are all ranging anywhere from 24 to 240 years old.

#you have to consider the fact that she has no reason to doubt or question the Creche as the easy fix for her problems. #Go there. Get Purified. Done. #and she even wants to make sure that this lot gets treated too. Honestly she is so good to them by Gith standards it's insane #baldur's gate 3 #lae'zel

[millificent]

Every Nico Di Angelo fan focusing more on the background of the episode than the actual plot

#I wanted something! #I understand why they couldn’t show them #but a girl’s voice calling ‘Nico!’ or even a ‘Ghost King’ high score #(shhh I know that wouldn’t work with the timeline but nor does the entire episode) #edit: thank you to the people who pointed out that we hear him (so glad he’s Italian too!) #pjo #pjo series #pjo tv show #Percy Jackson #Percy Jackson spoilers #pjo spoilers #Nico Di Angelo #solangelo #also for the record I didn’t make the picture I saw it on Twitter and knew the perfect use for it

[brightlotusmoon]

#pronouns motherfucker do you have them #oy vey the melodrama #conservatives want to be crushed under a giant boot don't they

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

Of the 19 hijackers who carried out the Sept 11 attacks:

15 were from Saudi Arabia (a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)

2 were from the United Arab Emirates (also a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)

1 was from Egypt, 1 from Lebanon.

None of the hijackers were from Iraq.

None of the Sept 11 hijackers were Iraqi.

None of the 9/11 hijackers were from Iraq.

#9/11 #serious post #not a shitpost #this should be one of the first things kids learn when they learn about the 9/11 attacks #politics #this is just...it's such an essential and brazen fact and i rarely see basic outrage over it #i want outrage. i want fury. i want disgust over the way fundamental facts are disguised and discarded and downplayed #because there are things we should KNOW. basic fact we should ALL KNOW. and they are tucked away in the footnotes. #and no this is NOT to put the blame on other middle eastern countries #we know this was carried out by a specific terrorist organization not a national government #but King George the Second decided (and was encouraged by his cabinet!) to invade a nation! #a nation that was not at all related or responsible!!! #a dictatorship to be sure--but a dictatorship that King George the First had been happy to support #so what changed? why did we go in guns blazing to DEMOLISH a country *we had NO PLANS OF REPAIRING*??? #well. because they wanted a villain didn't they. a nice clean war. clarity of purpose. us the heroes against them the villains #and when you're in that mindframe--truth is irrelevant. you can pick your villain (your victim) by rolling a roulette wheel #truth is irrelevant #worse: to the people in charge #truth is a HINDRANCE #'Alternative facts' existed long before it became a catchphrase #facts don't matter. truth doesn't matter. the impulses of a handful of volatile & rich & power-high people--that's History. congratulations

[wewontbesleeping]

the weirdest fucking thing to me is how men will be like "it's so hard being a man. no one cares that i'm sad. the loneliness we experience could NEVER be understood by a woman" and then also be like "btw i never talk to my friends and i don't know their names and i love hanging out with men because they don't talk about their stupid emotions all the time. women could never understand a bond like this." like ???

#this thread was so rancid lmfao #my favorite was 'we don't care if someone wants to relax on the couch!!! STOP NAGGING US!!!' like ???? #go take care of your kids you deadbeat???? #also SO many guys complaining that no one compliments them #ok so compliment another man..... #oh no you only want a woman to compliment you? ok. #women compliment each other that's why we get compliments lol #we do not want men to 'compliment' us hope this helps

[mamawasatesttube]

BTW... PSA.... even if we arent mutuals if youre in my notes regularly theres a Very high chance i am still fond of you. yes im vaguing someones tags on the compliment the person u rbed this from post. but like. positive vaguing? THE POINT IS im weird abt following ppl but IM STILL SENDING U FOND VIBES...

#i have to acclimate myself into following people. first i have to spend a few days to weeks checking someones blog manually #and i cant follow too many new people in the same burst or else theres TOO MUCH new unfamiliarity on my dash #and i become a small and easily frightened beast alarmed by change #also im just....................... incredibly picky kjhsdkjjkdsj sometimes ppl i generally am :)! towards do occasionally rb #from someone who i want to throw bricks at. and then i cant follow them but im still :)! when i see them in notifs #and sometimes its just that im going AAAA!!! AAAA!!! and cant put more new things on my dash #or in some cases its someone im fond of seeing/chatting w whenever we have talked BUT they simply are also into stuff im not rly into #and i dont want it on my dash despite liking them as a person. etc. you know how it is #ALL OF WHICH TO SAY................... :)! #rimi talks

[perfectlyripeclementine]

calling my lover "mine" but not in the way that my toothbrush or notebook are mine, mine in the way my neighborhood is mine, and also everybody else's, "mine" like mine to tend to, mine to care for, mine to love. "mine" not like possession but devotion.

#nonbinary love #nblnb yearning #nb4nb #nblnb #wholesomeposting #yearning hours #ive been thinking about how some languages dont have a possessive tense #so you dont say “i have a thing” but rather “a thing is by me” #and like im not usually one for psycho linguistics and like critical thoughts etc etc etc #but i really like the framework of responsibility/commitment rather than ownership #i think about this mostly in terms of ecology #and relation to land #but i also love it as it applies to language shared between lovers #like i LOVE calling them mine or for them to call me theirs #but i'm also nonmonog and that was kinda weird to square for a while #and it clicked one time when i was talking about my neighborhood and i was like well #when i say my neighborhood or my city it's understood i'm not taking it away from anybody else #its understood i just mean the city where i live #so why cant we apply the same to lovers? #mine in the way i want to show up for you again and again #ok #done now

[kimdokjas]

though the movie might be cancelled, yuri on ice will live forever in our hearts. thank you yoi fandom, it's been real ♡

#yuri on ice #yoiedit #yoi #victuuri #ice adolescence #anime gif #*gifs #animangahive #dailyshounenai #userkarura #usergojoana #userhanyi #useralphonse #usertorichi #usermoonz #usericybtch #userheidi #usergokalp #userartless #homuras #himawaari #this is not goodbye this is still my house!!! #devastated but not surprised tbh but i still wanted to channel my emotions somehow and just. express how much this show means to me so here #this thank you goes out to u guys. the fandom #mappa can eat a brick btw <3 #god i wish i could articulate just how special yoi is to me #it truly resonated with me like very few other pieces of media have (i can count them with one hand in fact) #it was sooooo revolutionary and ahead of its time not just in terms of queerness but also in terms of mental health #it truly changed me as a person and i just. really appreciate how earnest and kind it was above all #thank you yoi. you will be a part of me forever <3