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no multi option, agonize and choose, no results option, pick one to find out or scroll onward

#mug of preferred beverage YAY I love warm dinks

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

#hell yeas

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#no they're scary.... i get scared

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🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚I'm throwing eggs at you 🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚 egg attack

🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳 im cooking them faster 🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳than you can throw them

#gio dodging all the people telling her they're raising eggs

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

#yeah 🙁 sorry

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okay americans i gotta ask because as an European i grew up with lots of american shows and cartoons and in a lot of them there was an episode where they give the protags a doll or an egg or a bag of flour or whatever and told them pretend to be its parents or something

#it has never happened to me i have also been confused about this #maybe in schools where sex education is abstinence? as a method of dissuading people from having a kid? by giving them chores? #man idk

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I keep seeing people making fun of using growled, hissed, roared, snarled etc in writing and it’s like.

have you never heard someone speak with the gravel in their voice when they get angry? Because that’s what a growl is.

Have you never heard someone sharply whisper something through the thin space of their teeth? Or when your mother sharply told you to stop it in public as a kid when you were acting up/being too loud? Because that’s what a hiss is.

Have you never heard a man get so blackout angry that their voice BOOMS through the house? Because that’s what a roar is.

Have you never seen someone bare their teeth while talking to accentuate their frustration or anger while speaking with a vicious tone? Because that’s what snarling is.

It’s not meant to be a literal animal noise. For the love of god, not every description is literal. I get some people are genuinely confused, but also some of these people are genuinely unimaginative as fuck.

#i LOOOVE to make solaris snarl.... don't take this away from her. that's so cruel and unusual

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i love when people draw 2 characters cuddling and it looks like this

#fabbylaris good ending looks like this

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scug knight designs from the other day

#so sillys.....

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More like the upturd

#HE’S BOGGLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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doodle for silksong

#touch starved

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we still get immediately shoved out of our immersion in tv shows or films when The Girl find a dead body and immediately shrieks - we just don't find it realistic because we're pretty confident most people would gasp rather than shriek (i.e. sharp inhale rather than sharp exhale) and it also feels unnecessarily (and predictably) misogynistic too, as men encountering corpses almost never do the same on screen

also of course please do tell us if you've actually encountered a corpse unexpectedly, because tumblr is absolutely a place where some people have done this thing and we love a good anecdote

suddenly imagining "burst into song" as a potential response

#no i would scream. maybe not SHRIEK. but #i have a freeze response and when i get stressed out enough i do just. start shouting over things that aren’t even a big deal

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if i was at the battle of the bulge i would of sucked that thanggg.pengois style

#suggestive #feels like a puter post

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IG : @emperorofmischief

#i'm losing my mind

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you’d crawl under her skin if you could.

#christ.... i like this #a bit spooky innit #its giving 'ghost that drives you to obsessive madness'

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some more silly bitty doodles.. baby swag and also the cozy sleeperrrrsssssss

#ieytd #agent phoenix #roxana prism #robutler #except not #ohyeah baby swag………

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@octobercrowsblog *taps a sword on each one of your shoulders and then once on your head* you have my consent on holy authority

actually i don't know if i'm ever gonna finish it so i might as well talk about it... but a fic concept i had a really long time ago revolved around. wigfrid taking some time out of her uncompromising schedule to sit down and actually process the way that her friends engage with her. and very slowly coming to the conclusion that. they love her. for more than just the persona. they love her for who she really is. even if they don't say it actively. and she takes a second to read between the lines of their engagement and 'translating' what it actually means...

i don't think i'll ever finish it but it's fun to think about. i still think it's a really good premise. her therapy session.

#me releasing my unfinished writing concepts into the air like a cloud of doves at my wedding #(<- do not release doves at your wedding btw its not good for them)