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never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱

#GOTH WORM GOTH WORM

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when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

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girl help I'm getting they/them'd by well-meaning people who don't know what a tomboy is

#this! #as a young girl I was a massive tomboy #I still am but I got over my body image issues and dress a lot more feminine now #even if I have been called sir in a garage recently #but growing up as a teenager in the early 2010s there was the cultural awareness starting to emerge that #people who were not male or female existed #and also that lesbians were a thing (who knew!) #and whilst I am a definite ally - I am also a cishet woman who was simply a tomboy #and because I am also not conventionally pretty and don’t put myself out there I’ve not had a relationship #and honestly I know that people are well meaning but the amount of times I have had to tell people I’m a cishet woman is unnerving #and tbh now my take away is that people do not owe you their gender and or sexual identity #especially not teens I was like 14 getting this #why do you want to know what a 14 yo wants in their pants? like come on #never presume someone’s identity either way #the whole point of equality is that people get to decide for themselves so bloody listen when we tell you #and it’s kinda the same with the ‘let’s see in 10 yrs’ comments by people who think they know better and can make a funny joke #but I’d never comment that on someone who is nb’s post #tldr: respect everyone’s identities - they’re all equally valid but at the same time not owed to you

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She’s a 10 but she lives off of academic validation while simultaneously procrastinating like she’s been promised immortality

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bungus

#7 note Bungus? what is this sorcery?

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i had a vision

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because i love horses i am basically mentally broken. i don’t know if i’ve ever loved a person as much as a random horse i pet over a fence on the side of the road. every day i don’t get to see a horse is gut wrenching. laugh out loud. sometimes i see a horse and i get literal chest pain. 

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Theatre Playground vs Straight Acting

@maryxschuyler the Stella to my Blanche 💞

Martin said we couldn't post videos on socials but he said nothing about pictures also I think Tumblr doesn't count as it is simply a deep dark void so it should be fine

Also peep the violin wrist I don't think I'll ever do anything better than that in my life icl.

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Milly DIYed a toffee apple then said "you can take a girl out the fairground..." and I wish I thought of it first

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​anyways caravan sites that do fondue on top

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Eclipse of the Sun in Venice in July 8, 1842 by Ippolito Caffi.

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I’ve officially got myself a National Trust membership and this is honestly the most socially mobile thing I’ve ever done.

#national trust

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Odysseus in the Iliad: great. The only one in the entire army with half a brain cell.

Odysseus in the Odyssey: peak dumbass. Half a brain cell was forgotten in Troy. Points his house out on Google Maps to the monster trying to kill him. Disaster

#yes I do think I’m funny

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