#if you read this far no you didnt

[zombieella]

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#i wish my job was worth what it takes out of me #i'm so tired all the time and even an extra day off doesnt recoup the losses #its engaging and i feel like i provide a useful service but fuck me sideways #8 hours on my feet bending leaning lifting being hypervigilant against bites or injuries to the animal #not to mention the sheer audacity and entitlement out of customers rn #i have to stop spiraling but as an extra note #so help me fucking god if you get your dog groomed during this holiday season you better fucking tip #i will sniff out your broke ass and break your fuckin knees #if you read this far no you didnt

[thatskeletonbitch]

Reassurance doesn't work anymore, I need someone to reconnect all the wires in my head

#make me a fucking government spy for all i care #i just want to be able to register emotions and feeling to people #and not doubt every fucking friendship ive ever had #if you read this far no you didnt

[allforthe-gay]

it is completely one hundred percent baffling to me that any of the foxes would come away from witnessing neil and andrew's reunion in baltimore with the opinion that their relationship was just hate fucking . like my brother in christ are you blind

#andrew was FERAL . #he fucking choked KEVIN like COME ON #and he was like RACING into the room to see neil and #he was all like *tugs neil's hoodie to get his attention* *threatens anyone who tried to come close to them (abby)* #he was all like 'i dont trust them to give you back.' come on man . #and neil was looking at andrew . most definitely Like That. when he was talking to abby #neil was all battered and bruised from barely dodging a fucking death sentence and he sees andrews partly red eye and thats #the first thing he talks about #*lightly taps a thumb against the bruise at andrews eye* i didnt know theyd staged a riot #they were all like Looking at each other and ..... idk i am not explaining this well enough but . #you don't need me to. you all read it #it was So Fucking Obvious my god #im crying bc even neil thought nicky wasnt far from the truth at that point #like he could not have been more incorrect istg . #aftg #andreil #neil josten #andrew minyard #all for the game #mi ne

[luck-of-the-drawings]

"And soda; runs off into the street..." "...and soda... is totally okay!"

#jrwi fanart #jrwi show #jrwi suckening #cw blood #something something cracking open a boy w the cold ones #IF THERE ARE ANY MISTAKES I MISSED I SWWWEAR TO JEBEDIAH. IF I STARE AT THIS ANYMORE IM GONNA DIE IT NEEDS TO BE DONE #ALSO RRRAAAHAHHHGHGH CAN I JUST TAKEA SECOND TO SCREEAAMM ABT HOW MUCH I LOVE SODA AND EMIZEL.. LIKE THERYE SO CUTE.... #THEY ARE HOMIES THAT KISS EACHOTHR GOODNIGHT. THEY CARE SO MUCH FOR EACHOTHER. SODA LOVES SODA AND SODA LOVES YOU #do u guys remember how willing he was to share blood w his vampire bestie. like cmon. remember when emizel memorized sodas Soda Schedule. #LIKE CMON.... they just have eachothers backs so much. ouhhh my god... ANYWAY SO THE ART HUH. I FEEL LIKE I SCRAMBLED W IT FOR A WHILE #DRAWIN IS HARD..... i think i did well in the end tho.. i like the lil heart beat effects. and i hope i made soda look Suffieciently Scared #i ALSO had fun w the teeth. i however did not have fun w the walls. if i had more drugs i mightve done every brick in more detail #but i didnt WANNA!!!! this will suffice.I HOPE IT FLOWS WELL&THAT ITS CLEAR... IVE STARED AT IT SO LONG IT IS NOW VISUAL SOUP. HELP!!! #i want my comics to have more Pauses and Space and Thought and Momence. i feel like normally they go so fast. but THIS time #i think i did good.... huuoouhhhh.... comics are HARD art is HARD but i am HARDER. or something. OH YEAH I HAVE MORE ART THINGS #soda was RLY HARD FOR ME TO DRAW FOR A MINUTE..but i like where his design is now. i wanted his hair to be curly swirly.like soda fizz #i THINK thats all my thoughts for now. if u have thoughts u should spill them in the tags i looooove reading tttaaggsss #have a goodnight i gotta go to work soon. maybe. unless the casinos power goes out AGAIN. OR SEOMTHING... UUGHHH MY SCHEDULE IS IN SHAMBLES #I THOUGHT I WAS WORKIN 3 DAYS INA ROW SO I RENTED A WHOLE DAMN HOTEL BC THE JOB PLACE IS FAR AWAY.. I HAD TO CANCEL THE WHOLE RESERVATOn #annd im MMMMAD ABOUT IT!!! like ill get over it ofc BUT IM PEEVED!!!! IM INCONVIENIENCED AND GENTLY AGGRIVATED. BUT OVERALL FINE. #hope yalls weekend goes well. sleep well. if u get the chance to.

[milquetoad]

of the many injustices put forth toward the show by fans i think the most overall damaging and telling of a complete lack of critical viewership is the idea that sam riegel builds his characters with nothing more than the bit in mind. like you are only telling on yourself if you think characters like scanlan shorthalt and veth brennato are one-dimensional and depthless

#if im being exTREMEly generous i can maybe understand this view of scanlan if you started c1 and then gave up 30 episodes later #he played the long game with him more than any other and a lot of his growth could be looked at as shallow if you DIDNT watch til the payoff #but any time this opinion is used as a blanket over all of his characters including tary and even FCG.. like be serious #i mean at this point im definitely biased bc he is my favorite player at the table. However. that wasnt always the case #and even when i was myself writing some character choices off i NEVER applied that to the characters themselves. how can you?? #seen sooo many ppl criticize him for making veth an alcoholic or scanlan irreverent & hedonistic as tho it’s only possible #to play these traits as shallow jokes or at best played out satire…. and then the same person will turn around #and praise how percy was built to be pompous & superior and jester immature & self-centered and caleb steeped in self-effacing hubris #why are these characters and their players given a near universal acceptance of nuance and acknowledgement of growth & healing #but SAMS CHARACTERS ARE NOT!!!! #this turned into such a rant but it bothers me SO much. everyone at the cr table is so goddamned talented #and takes the game as seriously as it deserves #so many more points i could argue but this is already so goddamn long no one is reading this far. i love sam and all of his characters <333 #critical role #sam riegel #scanlan shorthalt #veth brennato #my posts

[citrushomie]

gumiku as this photo i found on pinterest

#arts #hatsune miku #gumi megpoid #vocaloid #gumiku #thats all my tags anyway the link is to the pinterest pin i got the pic from #BUT if you go in the comments someone says its ai generated. youd have to be shit for brains to think that anyway i know they say that #because of the chinese text in the bottom right thats common in ai images but thats not any ai program watermark #that is a watermark of an app called xiaohongshu (小红书) that pinterest users steal from commonly. idk who those people are #i dont even know if theyre in a band or anything i didnt get that far. i dont know if that ID is even to their original upload. #if anyone is bored enough to want to find out please let me know. thanks for reading i feel insane about that. mostly because #of that one person who says its ai. you stupid idiot its not ai look at it with your eyes. its not even high quality. anyway

[subtitledink13]

I'm hoping someone else might find this interesting, because I still can't believe it and it brings me joy.

I want to preface this by saying I'm not very good with plants. They usually don't last long in my care.

I've had an orchid I've managed to keep alive since 2019. It's one of the big white fluffy ones and I had just finished Good Omens season 1 when I got it so I named it Aziraphale.

Aziraphale hasn't had flowers since 2019. I tried and tried, but I couldn't get it happy enough to bloom.

Around the end of June or the beginning of July I noticed a new flower spike.

A few days before season 2 dropped, it had flowers again.

I know it's all a coincidence, but it's funny to me how it all lined up.

Update: Firstly I want to say thank you to everyone who has liked and reblogged this so far because wow I've never posted anything that's gotten more than a handful of likes so thank you very much.

I got Aziraphale a companion recently.

I'm hesitant to call it Crowley just yet, because it is another bromeliad and if you've read the tags you know the first one didn't end well... but we're remaining optimistic.

I did learn after I brought it home and did some research that this type of bromeliad is known as a flaming sword, because of course it is, so it has that going for it.

Also I'm still relatively new to tumblr so I'm not sure if this is the best way to update a post or not...

#plants are weird #there was a Crowley that came with it but it didnt make it #it was a bromeliad if anyone's curious #i don't even know who will read this #thank you for your time if you've made it this far #good omens #good omens season 2 #aziraphale and crowley #weird coincidence #gif not mine

[ywpd-translations]

Ride 753: Bird's eye-view

Pag 18

5: That day, three people climbed on the Minegayama

Pag 19

1: The first one to arrive, surpassing by 10 seconds the course record made three years before on that same mountain by Makishima Yuusuke

2: was the man wearing the blue jersey

Pag 20

3: 12 seconds after him, was the man wearing the yellow jersey

4: And then, 48 seconds after, appeared the figure of the mean riding a mountain bike

Pag 21

1: One week after this

2: Those three people will move the stage to Kyuushu

3: and fight again

Pag 22

1: For Onoda Sakamichi is the start of his last summer Inter High

#yowamushi pedal #yowamushi pedal translations #yowapeda #yowapeda manga #yowamushi pedal manga #yowamushi pedal spoilers #ride 753 #you people could have read this without my help lmao a mute chapter!!!! #amazing how intense a mute chapter can be! #i have two different opinion on this chapter #1st: noooo i wanted to see this race better!! I wanted to see what they say to each other and what theyre thinking and everything else!! #2nd: actually it makes sense that watanabe didnt show this to us in details bc i bet we will see a race between these three again during th #the ih* and ofc it makes sense that the first time we see them properly is during the IH #also i bet that when that happens we'll see flashbacks of this race #also: manami finally winning against onoda????? you go boy!! #12seconds of difference between them is A LOT wtf #that kiji is so far behind makes sense both bc he just started road racing but especially bc hes riding a mtb #but onoda??? the ih is in a week baby you cant be so much weaker than manami??? #even though it must be said that every year hakogaku shows up and is so so much stronger than everyone #and they win everything at the ih #but in the end manami loses anyway lmao sorry baby i love you but its the truth #ANYWAY NEXT CHAPTER THE IH IS STARTING I GUESS!!!! #it's been 200 chapters since the end of the second ih can you believe??? #amazing

[valleyyofsorrow]

golden eyed girlies doodle <3

#i didnt die i promise im sorry. art block. life stuff. etc etc. #rereading tlt to feel something. you know how it is #the locked tomb #the locked tomb fanart #tlt #tlt fanart #alecto the ninth fanart #nona the ninth fanart #gideon nav fanart #yeah thats it<3 #if youve read this far Sorry for only posting kinda low effort stuff- ive been trying to get back into the swing of things again #had absolutely horrific art block for the past like what. Year + #anyways thanks for sticking around if u did <3

[plulp]

I NEED A DOCTOR!!!

#harper the doctor #degrees of lewdity #my art #dol #FUN FACT harper is my favorite character. begging for a dr. harper route #sorry i posted that last thing and like actually totally dipped out for a month #i dont draw that often and i didnt expect it to get that much traction TBH #but thank you for following if you did 🥺 #also thank you for the nice comments if you left any 🥺 i appreciate them so much #feel free to send in requests too! since im usually dry of ideas all the time #anyone or anything you want me to draw feel free to ask! #im going to try and be more active #but i cant make any promises because im in perpetual artblock #thanks for reading if you decided to read this far

[jxmey]

read labyrinthine you won't regret it

more below

they're so fucking funny

#genuinely one of my favorite fics ever #my art #sketch #chaeya #childe #ajax #tartaglia #kaeya #genpact #kaeya alberich #たるがい #i think i prefer the flats but i added the shaded one too bc i spent way too long on this #anyway pls read it #its SO good and so funny and so heart-wrenching #not an albedo hater but if youre an avid albedo lover you maaay or may not like the fic? #idk i love albedo and i appreciate how the author didnt stray too far from his character imo #but just enough to make him the antagonist yfm #but then again im not an Albedo Expert:tm: #that's just how i viewed him #anyway pls give them lots of love

[alonetogether]

i did not want to be That Guy but literally if i keep seeing that the only tags ppl leave on that peterick bunk cuddling art is about petes ass i swear i WILL start biting people like i know it’s meant for fun and trust me it was funny to me to begin with too but having smth like that said over and over. without any sort of like further. compliment or excitement at least after is just disheartening at this point

#i doubt anyone gives a damn that i’m saying this but… listen. Please. if you’re gonna have fun about it can you at least put a heart emoji #the only reason he ‘has a fat ass’ is because of… me lining wrong and it’s like. not fun as an artist for it to be (INDIRECTLY YALL DIDNT #KNOW ITS OK) reminded i made a mistake. over and over #the sketch does not have cake i just. made that line way too thick and a little too curved so it. … Gave Him Cake #and i lined his back a little too far down than compared to the sketch so it makes it worse #anyway what i’m saying here is. literally i see like a hundred mistakes in that art and everytime you leave just smth like that as a tag #and nothing more? it just brings it All back up dude like. to the point it’s giving me stage fright SORRY BFKDBF #though tbh this is just made worse cause it’s like. most of the twt replies on twitter . and you all know i cant Stand her (twitter) #god i just keep talking huh #haiiii if you read this far. muah. kissy

[alienssstufff]

more hermit/empires stufffs

#stufffsart #myart #hermitcraft #empires smp #character concept stufff #I COUDLNT i couldnt if you saw that alt idea of me ever replacing bdubs trademark moss coat no you didnt #too far too attached to that damn thing the moss coat looks so cozy #i still rly enjoy that lore pattern tho deciding to put it at the back of rens cape instead #WHWHW this makes literally no sense out of context dw abt it go back to sleep we got it sorted #if i ever decide to go back and refine these then i will but for now theyre like --- done #oh and ya s tangos design IS supposed to look like a sonic oc #/lh i keep reading his name as Tangle like Tangle the Lemur by accident i am so sorry

[syrupyyyart]

you had a grape oc right? that design was my fav <3

Yes! Here's the final designs for the antagonists :]

#grape soda #angel cake #orange custard #motley #my art #original character #i said i wouldnt put design notes for these new designs #but. im gonna #i did some polls for orange and grapes designs a couple weeks ago #and an overwhelming majority of people wanted grape soda to have filled in hair and an emo flap #but i ultimately decided against it because otherwise she would have ended up being the only character with filled in hair #it just looked really weird is what im saying #so instead i just darkened her overall purple to try and convey the same feeling #orange custard had an outfit poll too #but the options i provided once again relied way too heavily on outline color #and also i didnt like that she didnt really have a design motif like the others #so i reworked her entirely. now she is a starfish surfer girl #and lastly. this is like the 2nd time ive ever drawn angel cake. so this may as well be a debut lol #but shes got a little description. so. thats all you get of her for now #thanks for reading this far. kissa you on the mouth #mwuah #edit: posted the wrong ver of this drawing l m a o

[hella1975]

you ever have a fic get you in such a chokehold you start pacing your room and talking to yourself

#THIS FIC WAS WRITTEN FOR ME SPECIFICALLY #BURN IT ALL DOWN BY DOROTHYCANFLY ON AO3 THIS IS GENUINELY ONE OF MY TOP 5 FICS OF ALL TIME EVER #IT'S GOT THE BEST DABI CHARACTERISATION IVE EVER COME ACROSS IT'S GOT REALLY WELL WRITTEN DABIHAWKS #THAT FITS BOTH OF THEM LIKE THEY'RE MEAN AS HELL ABOUT IT AT FIRST #IT'S GOT STUPIDLY DEVOTED TOUYA-SHOUTO IT'S GOT PROTECTIVE BIG BROTHER TOUYA #IT'S GOT MENTAL ANGST WRITTEN LIKE A DREAM THE WRITING IN GENERAL IS INSANE #IT'S ACTION PACKED BUT DONE WELL SO THAT IT'S NOT TEDIOUS IT'S FUNNY IT'S GOT TWISTS #IT'S KEEPING ME ON MY TOES I NEVER KNOW WHAT'S COMING OR HOW FAR THE AUTHOR IS WILLING TO GO #IVE LITERALLY READ 300K WORDS IN TWO DAYS AT THIS POINT LIKE I AM ABSOLUTELY FINISHING THIS TONIGHT #WHAT THE FUCK EVEN AM I GONNA DO WITH MYSELF AFTER THIS #EVERY NEW THING THAT HAPPENS LITERALLY HAS ME GETTING UP TO PACE ABOUT #I CLOCKED OUT OF MY MUM TELLING ME OFF EARLIER BC I WAS THINKING ABOUT THIS FIC #DO U KNOW HOW DANGEROUS THAT IS BASO JUST SIGNED MY DEATH WARRANT BUT I DIDNT CARE #losing my goddamn mind respectfully <3 if anyone has read this pls yell with me about it #and if anyone knows mha and wants a fic rec PLEASE let it be this one it's my fav mha fic ever and ive read A LOT #it gets quite smutty in the middle but if that's not ur thing the author tws very well and u can kinda just scroll #so that u still get the important character developments without it being just pure smut lol #god this FIC. holding it in my fucking fist and squeezing the everloving life out of it im going INSANE #i cant remember the last time a fic got me this way im literally giggling about it all #HE FOUND A REASON TO LIVE AGAIN THEY TOOK THIS MANGLED BLOODY BOY AND SAID WE LOVE YOU #YOU ARE GOOD YOU CAN STAY YOU CAN REST NOW WE'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU AND HE CHOSE THEM! HE CHOSE THEM! #OVER HIS REVENGE AND HIS RAGE HE CHOSE THEM! IM GOING TO BE VIOLENTLY SICK #like the author LETS DABI BE A CUNT. the first chunk of the fic he's actively not a good person #and his coping mechanisms are shot to shit and we WATCH HIM GROW FROM THAT i have cried several times over the most mundane shit #goddddddddDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAKSJFJKAGSFIUAHGJKAKG #mha #fic rec

[bacchuschucklefuck]

you get riz gukgak so well 👍👍

thank u!! he really kinda is all of my favourite character things rolled into one package (negotiation of principles/investigator-truth seeker-negotiator with reality and the narrative/obnoxious character whose narrative reward for participating in the story is getting to be even more authentically obnoxious/deeply and hauntingly aroace

#not art #everything else abt him is also compelling so Im just eating well while crying over here #the aroace part I believe from the bottom of my heart the moment he bribed a girl in freshman year First Day Of School to eavesdrop for him #In The Girl's Bathroom. like the decision itself isnt far off from a lot of noir stuff trapp's character in mentopolis did the same #but the supreme lack of awareness of what that decision says abt you in a social setting. now That's aroace #the only reason I dont read him as agender too is bc he didnt straight up waltz in there lmao #honestly bouncing off of that I also thinks folks sometimes downplay or buff off how cringe riz is... but its my favourite thing on earth #esp. in tandem with the Everything else abt him. theres an insistence in the genres he pulls from on the greater good and losing #ur real self in the work and being maybe strange but above all The Guy Who Gets The Job Done. and riz pushing the limit of that is awesome #like as a character I feel like some of it is like yeah I do get the job done. if it kills me even. how Strange do I get to be #or is it just being strange in a domineering and mysterious magnetic way. I will be cringe actually deal with that for my service #this and the part of his character that's yknow. Living While Goblin. that's a deeply compelling dynamic to me #anyways uhhh once again typing huge paragraphs abt this guy lmao. this happens forever I let it #anyways for the reason of spy theming and information dealer if u do class swap AU I propose bard!riz #u know. what is disguise if not a sister to stealth (<- extremely transgender sentence to say)