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yeah

#dungeon meshi

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chat is it normal to

#hush

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being outside any time past 11 will be catastrophic for me but fuck it we ball

#hush #tweeted from my shower

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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!

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laziest species notes of all time featuring the oc thats either most or least fit to be an example

#arts #my ocs #i have to get in the showerrrrrrrrrr #but first a glimpse into my twisted mind #it took longer to type all that than it took to draw the imgs in the first place. heart #and i am once again apologizing to mobile users for the colors this might be #thre is more that i didnt care to type out or draw of course. but do you like her. shes fine magic probably smells like oatmeal #oc: ita #oc: cyn

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just asked my professor if he wants to feature on a song LMFAO

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sorry for live 5 stages of grief and panic. in my defense she is turning 16+ years old

#hush #and idk how much more she has left in her T_T shes too unbothered by existance #idk if i should sleep or stay up but im probably just gonna worry myself awake no matter what i choose #and i have to leave early oTL ohhhhhh

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she struggled to use the bathroom then threw up twice then started bleeding a little then started peeing in little bits everywhere then started licking herself constantly then fell asleep within 2 hours </3

#hush #go 6 months without scaring me challenge failed #shes drinking water nowww im gonna become a small ant

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i am just going to convince myself its a uti and stop stressing before i explode

#hush #theres nothing i can do until later today and monday the EARLIEST oTL idk when the appointment will be #sges doing what i do when i get utis i will just assume its a uti and not fatal urgent care death within days syndrome

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google where to have in depth conversation with a vet at 4 am on a saturday

#hush #i actually hategoogle because why did it scare me into thinking my cat has something she displays 1 symptom of and that shed die in 24 hours #i wish this wouldnt happen on a weekendddd i KNOW all she needs is amoxicillin bc thats all it ever is -_- $200 for some fucking liquid

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my cat always has a health problem in the middle of the night on a weekend im gonna be sick

#hush

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I've seen "I don't know how to play with toys anymore" a few times lately and just wanted to point out-

Playing with toys looks different for everyone, even actual children!

Playing with toys can look like: 🧸🪁🚂

Taking pictures of your toys and writing captions for them

Brushing or grooming soft toys or toys with rooted hair

Ordering or sorting your toys by colour/species etc

Making up stories, poems or comics about your toys

Dressing or accessorising your toys

Imagining your toys talking to you or each other, forming opinions of their own, etc

Drawing your toys

Taking your toys for a walk outside, even in a backpack or pocket if you don't want to carry them openly

Making lists of the toys you have and where you got them etc

Feel free to add your own ideas

#me with toothpaste but he is not my toy hes my infant #i should buy him more clothesss.....

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chilchuck going "sorry leave me outta this one. i cant fight" but then hitting literally every precise shot with an arrow or projectile he ever made in the story INCLUDING PIERCING A RED DRAGONS EYE BY THROWING A KNIFE WHILE LEAPING AWAY my bro is a rogue with dex 20 and wants no one to know biggest liar in history

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i have to go out tmrw but what if i . drew something. instead of sleeping

#hush #me when i have a bad idea

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You may think it cruel but when a white witch pisses me off I go through her etsy listings for native bird feathers and forward it to fish and wildlife services

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just so you know how these campuses deal with actual antisemitism