#if you ask me about Maul

[iite-cool]

tell me this isn't guard dog simon

#“how dare you cast your eyes upon her? avert your eyes.” #something about canine-coded men just makes me purr #imagine the absolute devout worship #your word is gospel #your thighs are his altar #please ask things of him #he'll do anything to serve and worship you like you deserve #he looks at you with a gaze dripping with possessive reverence #it is so painfully obvious he'd maul anyone who dared to look your way #they're not worthy #no one is. #simon ghost riley x reader #simon x reader #ghost x reader #cod #vi.muses

[maulfucker]

well now youve hooked me and i'd like to see bratty maul (pretty please)

ABSOLUTELY this is like. my pet nsfw wip. I keep working on it on and off and it never ceases to amuse me <3

the plot of this one is like. Maul gets captured and he is being extremely uncooperative so Obi-Wan shows up to try to help interrogate him (being the negotiator and all that). and then.

you can see in this post this fic's birth inside my brain. basically it's maul wanting to be dominated but in a "forced to submit" way because admitting you have desires is for cowards. (and then I made him be in rut because it was an easy reason for him to be acting weird and an in-story way for them both to deny this means anything)

oh and here is another bit from it I've posted ages ago :]

#hm i should make an original writing tag #hm i should make an ask tag #ask game #wip game #obimaul #thamk you for being curious about my obimauls :] #sorry i lied it's not just hatesex it's complex mind games vaguely kinky hatesex #every time i listen to that song it makes me want to put maul in Situations

[tennessoui]

I have fully accepted wine party au into my heart. Does Anakin get invited back and continue bringing increasingly cheap wine and ludicrous combos? Does Padme get to publish her study on their hate fucking courtship? I choose to believe getting an Obi-Wan invite admits Anakin onto the wine party circuit as a 'wild card' invite, but for the first party they're both invited to that Obi-Wan doesn't invite Anakin has a respectable wine (albeit on the cheap side) and sensible pairing, and Obi-Wan quietly loses his shit. They fuck in the hosts bathroom and order a can home together. Padme scribbles notes furiously.

thank you for naming it I didn’t know what to call it 😌 wine party au it is!

I think wine snob obi-wan decides he is going to introduce class to anakin or so help him god!!!! so he bullies the guy’s phone number from him and then insists on taking him out on educational field trips where they go to fancy restaurants and order expensive wine and then obi-wan tells him all about it and anakin gulps it down — just to see that vein in obi-way’s head pop out

obviously afterwards they have to fuck in the car ride to obi-wan’s place and probably the fancy French restaurant’s bathroom. Why would the restaurant put a settee in the bathroom if they didn’t expect fucking to occur on it? They’re practically asking for the cum stains that are now definitely on it

These are not dates. By the way. These are educational excursions. The long weekend trip to a vineyard in Italy is not a couples vacation. It is a professional wine tasting for Mr. Skywalker’s edification.

#asks #obikin #wine party au #padme: so obi-wan has been taking you to a lot of very nice restaurants huh #anakin: yah #Padmé: and also you keep showing up at mine looking freshly mauled #anakin: uh huh #padme: so what is your relationship with him? #anakin: I think he’s dating me but also he’s really angry about it

[six-of-cringe]

What’s wrong with Sjm?

Is it worth it getting into the serried?

I tried to get into throne of glass series but the first book was very meh and everyone hyped the second book only for it to be nor as good as I was expecting.

Hello! Finally going through my asks and you, anon, are the lucky person to have the oldest ask that I can respond to without feeling deeply embarassed for letting it rot for so long!

I don't talk a lot about other books on my blog, especially not criticism, but I do take issue with SJM and her work. I was a fan of her books when I was younger, but as I got older and developed a better understanding of critical reading and also of complex real-world issues, I realized that her technical work and her narratives are just not good. If you're looking for a bit of fun and drama that you aren't supposed to think about, feel free to read her work. You'll just have to deal with a lot of ellipses and em dashes. I'd recommend buying it used. However, you should go into it with the knowledge that it is full of holes in many ways. Characters are bent and broken to fit whatever plot is happening in the moment, the narrative perspectives and "lessons" are biased at best and downright harmful at worst, and a veneer of feminism and progressivism is placed over what is in many ways a very backwards and troubling narrative, all while purporting itself as empowering YA content. Like, it had me rationalizing SA at the age of 15. And she can't seem to stop writing racist shit. There's that.

So it's really up to you. If you do decide to read it, just be sure to go into it with the knowledge of what it is, so you don't get blindsided or internalize some shit you really shouldn't. I'm gonna pretend it's not going on a year since I recieved this ask. Cheers.

#sjm fans don't be mad at me. i was one of you once. i want better for you #if they maul me to death for this one. all my assets go to chaol westfall and lucien vanserra sjm's narrative punching bags #they're the only mfs i truly miss. ok that's not strictly true but do you know how rough it was for those to be my faves??? #the narrative bias and complete retcons went crazyyy. those were the first things that bugged me about her work #but the rest of the fandom was insistent about how bad they sucked so i figured i was just crazy. and then i discovered the racism #also reportedly sjm does not listen to editors anymore. she.......really ought to. #not soc #anti sjm #sjm critical #asks #sa mention

[chayannecraft]

So for your qsmp botw au are there any differences between Chayanne and Pomme's dynamic vs Link and Zelda's???

Like do they get along, or does Pomme initially hate Chayanne for following her around and trying to protect her all the time?

i love them sm i just want to hear about them lol

Holds your shoulders. Hello OP thank you SO SO SO much for asking about botw au I literally would do anything for you!! Unfortunately tumblr deleted the seven paragraphs and counting answer I had to this so pain is real and agony is real BUT I WILL PREVAIL REGARDLESS. I SWEAR. THEY WILL NOT STOP ME FROM TALKING ABOUT MINI CODEBREAKERS BUT ALSO THANK YOU AGAIN FOR THE ASK <333 I will talk about them always oh my god I’m always geared to I love them so much too. My kids. They make me cry

Clears my throat! Ok ok ok. You’re right though!! Pomme initially does not, like, absolutely despise Chayanne but there is some strong envy and maybe even hate in there. For a lot of reasons: Chayanne is assigned her personal knight AND the chosen hero despite the fact that she can beat his ass in a fight. His appearance with The Master Sword also gave the kingdoms a lot of hope that she couldn’t, since she was struggling to unlock her powers. There were so many eyes on her, digging into her back, depending on her, she couldn’t help but wish it was her as the chosen hero instead. It would’ve made everything so much easier.

But like Zelda and Link, they do eventually start to bond and a friendship starts building between the two. Nothing romantic, for obvious reasons, but that doesn’t mean it’s not important!!! They start connecting and confiding in each other, and more importantly, believing in each other. They give each other hope. Maybe they won’t fail. Maybe destiny is right, and they’ll win, and then after they can go anywhere in the world. Chayanne can bring her to the Antarctic Empire and show her everything the way she’s shown him!!

Of course, you know what happens <— says me being dramatic as I crumple to the floor in absolute pain crying. By the way do you ever think about Pomme unlocking her powers because Chayanne is about to die, will die. Do you think about her clinging to his injured body knowing he’s past the point of waking up. Do you. Can anybody hear me. Is this thing on (crying)

After BOTW is done, they’re both just so. God. Ough. They both cling to each other and the guilt of what they’ve failed to do haunts them in every moment they will ever live. In a way only the other is going to ever understand. Their nightmares are mirrors of each other, their failures each others as much as theirs. Destiny has brought them the same pain. But the other is alive and they hold the other so hard their nails bite into skin, they both shadow each other. They’re alive together, and haunted.

They’re very much fighting to protect the other, arms and legs clashing as they try to push the other behind them to protect them. They learn to fight together and cover each others weaknesses and become an absolutely terrifying force to be reckonened with. People are convinced it’s part of the triforce.

They can probably read the other better than themselves, maybe even KNOW each other better than each other. They have a category 5 moment if the other ever gets missing or is gone. But in the end they’re both also just kids. Heroes, Legends even!!! The Hero and The Goddess!! But still just kids. Kids finally learning how to live, not worrying if they have seen the other for the last time. Soulmates who have been denied peace again and again, who are starting to fight back and claw it forward together, just for the other. Just so they can be happy.

#IM SORRY THIS IS SO LONG AGATCVDJVKV #I JUST LOVE THEM A LOT #BOTW MINI CODEBREAKERS HAVE MT HEART!!! #This doesn’t even include the Totk plotline where Chayanne goes missing and Pomme is like #Alright I’m giving the world 6 seconds to give him back #before I start attacking and mauling anybody I can and do it myself #She doesn’t even care that the Emperor of the Antarctic Empire is here #WHERE IS HER BESTIE!!! GIVE HIM BACK!!! #(new dragon looms in the background) #qsmp botw au #qsmp chayanne #qsmp pomme #qsmp eggs #again TYSM for asking me about them I owe you my whole heart #do not be afraid to send more questions my way #throw them to me like rocks. I will eat them. #qsmp au

[obiwan]

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#my friend made the mistake of asking me about obikin and star wars #fhshdjkff started from maul stretched over to how do i teach him to swim to ROTS quotes #remembered how fucking insane matthew stover was #god i love u matt stover #BLADE TO BLADEEEEEE #paused futbol to remember how batshit insane i was abt them omg #obiwan you will always be it for meee

[smeegamae]

kaladin and moash couples halloween costume star wars edition

#i just want moash to have a sexy slay double saber is that too much to ask #moash as darth maul do you see my vision DO YOU SEE #me and the girlfriend are watching star wars and this is all i can think about HELP ME #kalmoash #the stormlight archive

[elegyofthemoon]

MORE GUSH PASS FOR YOU BC YOU'VE BEEN ENJOYING THEM SO MUCH AND I'VE BEEN ENJOYING READING THEM!!! 🎟️🎟️🎟️

also thank u for ur tags on the kylilah wedding fic i'm ;A; waAaAaAAAA meliora crying.png ilysm

TY I LOVE YOU and i love abusing these gush passes so much when i'm like "i need to write a whole essay right now to express my feelings or i will set myself on fire" so guess what you're about to get.

But anyhows~ of course!! ^7^ kylilah wedding fic was just so cute how could I resist reading all of it and commenting? the writing was just so beautiful and so perfect ;; v;;

I accidentally went off to Sophia about Birthright!Leo specifically and yes, sure, I haven't touched Fates in a while (last time I did I'm pretty sure it was for. March? OR FOR LEO'S BIRTHDAY ACTUALLY.), and I genuinely thought I forgot everything tbh because of fixation on coughs Other Matters coughs but talking to Sophia and watching myself slip a bunch of thoughts made me go "ohhhh oh no you're still insane about Fates and Leo specifically... cool cool cool cool-"

Something that'll always come to mind when it comes to Leo is just how much internal conflict the guy must have with feeling like he has to Fit A Specific Function to matter to anyone but also wanting to have someone to talk to - someone who wouldn't put him down for being "weak." And when the "fitting a specific function" is the "reliable one" or the "strong one", then it becomes hard to really allow himself a chance to really allow himself to be vulnerable. He basically creates his own issues this way and it sucks more because I feel like this only gets worse for Birthright!Leo who later becomes king and now the whole country's relying on him. Like how does that play out for a guy with his whole complex exactly?

There was a "work in progress" fic that I had wanted to write that basically was supposed to be a snapshot of his life growing up, following after him and this Need to be Needed, coming from his time with his mom and the way I thought about how she must have raised him and how that plays into who he is today, but I think that fic got shot up in flames due to New Knowledge Acquired That Made Me Want To Stab the Fic With a Knife. normal. real normal snow. Which I will not get into because I actually didn't finish the whole context because I was just eheh~ a littleeee~ mad but that's fine lmao we're fine lolololol we're totally cool 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼(sobbing on the floor)

He's very fun to write for this reason though. Finding ways to balance out between this internal struggle at a given situation makes him very very attractive to write lol At least I try my best to do so anyhow haha I don't necessarily feel that my writing does him a disservice, but I do feel like it borders between weighing in too much into certain aspects of his character instead of holding the true weight he has, but that's a conflict I'm willing to put up with if it means getting to explore his character a little more in my head lmao

And sorry to track back, but I also think a lot about like. the affection with his family. I think a lot about how in his support with Corrin and Camilla, he expresses how much he wished to have the same attention that Corrin does; he just isn't sure how to do it unless the emotions were bubbling from his mouth and he speaks at a breaking point, to which he'll try to mend it with a "Apologies. That was unlike me. Anyways-" and tries to move onto something else LITERALLY JUST TALK DUDE!!!!!! COMMUNICATE WHAT YOU NEED!!!!!!!!!!

But he doesn't. He doesn't because time's told him that if he voices his own weakness he will get punished for it. It's something that I had contemplated specifically about how he was raised by his mom, and only to find out that that is also something he was raised to believe within the royal family (via the voice drama that I had to actually stop watching because I was just sad). He can't allow himself to be weak because he is always expected to be strong.

And for that reason, the name "Leo" is very fitting for him, I think. There's a really really good fanartist's comic on his name and it definitely contributed to the way I appreciate his naming and temporarily served as inspiration for the way I was going to take the fic, but you know. Didn't go anywhere.

I also just wish he knew he was loved. It's very clear his family loves him, but the way he was raised misconstrues this "love" for "shame". Yes we all tease Leo because he's so strict on himself and it's nice to see him have little flaws here and there. We poke fun at it and all, but how does that feel for Leo who's probably had his flaws shamed most if not all his life? It's the reason why he's so strict on himself after all, and they wonder why it is he's so strict on himself.

Anyways. Long story short, and quite the winding road, I love Leo's character a lot. I kinda forgot how much I did until Sophia and my conversation kinda wandered over to Fates talk and then Leo and I had to sit down and cry for like. Several paragraphs apparently about it

And the thing is, I'm not exactly sure if this is all intentional writing or if I just fixated so hard and made stuff up that this is the version that makes the most sense to me for his character. At the very least, all of this serves as the backbone to the way I write him. And as I said: it's very fun :)

But anyways, TY for the ask

#anyways this is all stream of conscious by the way. theres no structure to this i just let myself maul the ask #because i couldn't hold myself back #now imagine if i had the confidence to talk about current interests bro. if i had that confidence i would become God :) #but no~ alas the heavens have nerfed me with social anxiety #it is only when i'm REALLY feeling it that i have little moments of slipping into godhood weehee 🤭🤭 #answered #sowwy friend ik u rb my gushes but not this one im scared LOL #tullaytullahs #i need to find a way to save this for myself too #mostly so i can go back and look at it and go 'sir what the fuck are you talking about'

[hearties-circus]

Thinking of like. An actual pmd au with my guys and its great

#gamer txt. #al ocs #axel and faye have been wanted outlaws for 30 years yet no rescue teams have captured them yet #every team that tries to do so sees them and goes 'wait. really?' before getting mugged #actually pmd rescue team logic and stuff really changes relationship dynamics huh #like imagine dunsparce milk comes to your rescue team asking for help to bring down the guys who mugged it #milk accompanies your team and it all goes to shit your team lost against the outlaws and the dunsparce is missing #and then like a couple months later you see a new wanted poster go up of a surprisingly familiar looking dudunsparce #milk just goes 'hold on this is kinda funny i want to steal stuff if i join will you give me my stuff back?' #and axel and faye enthusiastically welcome their new member #i feel like their outlaw missions are always like c or b ranked but for some reason no one can complete them #the demolition crew is easy theyre team demolition #an incredibly efficient rescue team but they actively make the mystery dungeons more dangerous (knocking out the fucking walls) #rival rescue teams walt + daredevil and rosa + sami #daredevil and sami still adore eachother best friends instantly meanwhile theres this zangoose and seviper mauling eachother #it is weird to think about pmd sami and daredevil because they now. have human intelligence and thoughts #theyre like. adopted younger siblings to rosa and walt but they keep em right #milo and elio look so cool as pokemon and i do think that translates into their personalities more #they are like the coolest rescue team ever they so incredibly fucked if they encounter a single rock/ground/water or fairy type

[frazzledazzlin]

my ass need to draw or i'll burst into fleshy bits all over the room

#i drew like 3 fucking copperrights full body human designs 1 day before my submission deadline #and now i can't even draw their stick forms right now #I WILL POST THEM HERE SOON they're wips atm #would like to fold someone into an origami for this #also feeling like a fucking antagonist for trying to ask some people to hear me out on something because its eating me alive me thinks #if people see me as bad in any shape or form after this i'll maul them alive i need my fucking space #i should not care but what can you DO when almost everyone knows you in a fucking community and u gotta think too much before doing anythin #dont wanna deal with it like anyone would avoid but im being put in places out of my damn will and i will be evil about it after that.

[mutatiio]

@starssung is being so nice and not mean at all: ' so you live ... ' from ♡ darth sidious

he falls to one knee instantly upon sensing him, head bowed. steels himself as the sound of footfalls draw near. his pulse quickens when he hears his voice, just as it had before naboo. just as it had on lotho minor. even in his crazed state, memories… or hallucinations- if there was really a difference it was slight and unimportant. maul had heard his master's voice in the tunnels. fear. hunter. filth. nothing… there is no mercy, mercy is a lie.

" yes, master. " maul says aloud, or tries to, his words lost in his throat - leaving his voice hardly above a whisper. golden eyes close, willing himself calm. " your teachings- your training… it was because of you that i was able to survive, master. " as if it had been on purpose. as if he had clung to life and used the tools he'd been given to survive. he would have preferred to die, preferred it had kenobi finished the job. but was the dark side ever willing?? or was he, whether he liked it or not, merely trapped within it?? a slave to it. was there anything in his life he could seize control of??

" and i return to your side. i am yours to command. "

#starssung #starssung ; darth sidious #⸢ inbox ⤑ maul ⸥ always remember. #⸢ main verse ⤑ maul ⸥ i am fear. #this took me forever but know that i thought about this ask so often. #and your little heart?? i see you villain. #but thinking perhaps sidious finding maul while savage isn't around. #i've considered that maul might have actually wanted to rejoin sidious - even with him knowing dooku was his apprentice now. #he's confident enough to think he could kill dooku. #but it's sidious starting the fight and killing savage that really FINALLY knocks sense into maul. #poor idiot took that long to realise that?? maybe he shouldn't want to rejoin sidious. #okay i'll shut up now.

[maulfucker]

If you were given the opportunity to make your own Star Wars show, what would it be about?

[looks at my blog name and icon] .....

As repetitive as it might be, I would love something *actually* focused on the Jedi, especially a historical view. Every new star wars thing wants to be about the next Skywalker, but what about everything that came before? Before the Sith resurgence, before the Chosen One, before the Jedi became pretty much just soldiers of the republic. Give me some actual fucking Jedi philosophy and traditions. Something not focused on war or the characters we already know. Explore a whole line of irrelevant Jedi instead. Just some really normal people. Enough Chosen Ones. Enough big historic events. Give me a show about the normal lives of the Jedi a couple of centuries before. Something more Star Trek style, like a team of Jedi on small missions all over the galaxy. Younger Yoda with more hair, perhaps.

Perhaps even a historical drama, something that actually explores the different cultures and traditions of the galaxy at their peak, not just the war time low we see in the movies and shows. There are so many cultures in Star Wars that are so one-dimensional (mandalorians and tuskens come to mind immediately), why not something that takes the time to really explore them as living cultures and how they relate to the Force (and by extension the Jedi) and the rest of the galaxy.

... Or yeah, something about Maul. But not the boring flat version of him from the canon cinematic universe. I want a Maul show that explores how he was forcibly separated from his people and his culture from a young age and forced to assimilate to the ways of (mainly human) high society, to be whatever Sidious wanted him to be, denied his own identity, denied his own agency, only to then be thrown away as soon as he served his purpose. Something about how he is an excellent metaphor for people of color (and especially indigenous people) in a colonial/imperialist society. Yes I want cool Maul fighting scenes, but I also want everyone else to see this aspect of him that is largely ignored.

#hm i should make an ask tag #hm i should make an original post tag #thank you for asking!! #you WILL hear me ramble about how Maul should not be white #he is a perfect metaphor for indigenous people forcibly assimilated. and i NEVER see anyone else talk about this. #so i will talk about it. every chance i get. #the short version of this whole thing is I want a show that gives actual depth to the universe and not just cool action scenes #and i want something NOT focused on the skywalker plot. enough the destiny of the galaxy give me some inconsequential guys #i think if you want important plots and force destiny stuff you should make a movie. leave the series for the fleshing out of the universe #i am starving for some proper worldbuilding

[ihatebnha]

LOL you tell Bakugo it's cold and he'll offer to hold it for you x///x

skljdfaklsdjflk got his hand in your pants in a whole ass barnes and noble. okay queen! we out here!!!

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no but you know what would be funny? if he couldn't hear what you said so he didn't know u were talking about your pwuss. you're at the mall after your wax and it's just...

"bakugo, my akjdfads is cold" (<- how he heard it)

"i'll hold it then damn," he reaches out a hand without even looking at you.

"...?"

"?..." he shakes his hand, but finally turns when you don't give him or say anything.

"you'll hold my pwussy?"

"your what?"

like LMFAOSAKDJFJSKDLKFKASDJFJKLJLA

#bakugo #i'd be like 'ok just put it low enough for me' and then i'd grab his shoulder and jump #and he'd believe me and would get fussy LMFAOOOOO #no im just kidding #he'd totally hold your pwuss at home #lmao i was thinking about how freaked out he'd be by the wax tho #bc i thought about making him go into the room w/ u #the tech is like lkasdjklfja did ur boyfriend make u come? and he's like 'no i told her she should stay home jesus who do you think i am??' #and the whole time he's holding your hand and staring and is like. terrified ur gonna get hurt for real #squeezing ur hand harder than ur squeezing his #sdjfaskdj and then when he's feeling u up tht night he's like 'my poor girl :((( mauled... by y/n...' #hjakldjfasd like why are u suddenly being a baby #anyway u suggest a couples wax next time and he's just 'no.' #ask #anon #caitie chats

[theloveandthedead]

What would alucards reaction be is Olivia was bring harrased buy a group od men when shopping together? ... don't judge me I need my fix 😅

No judgement at all! I like the way you think!

Well, based off the fate of that man who insulted Olivia in the Chapter 40 jewelry store, those men better make peace with their maker because its about to be game over!

No one harasses his wife and lives to take another breath!

Ehehe thank you for the ask! <3

#chapter 40 guy got launched into heavy traffic so these guys are about to be mauled by Baskerville because you DO NOT disrespect olivia #ohohoho this gives me an idea for another side story ehehehe #blogthreehundredandninetyfour #asks #olivia and alucard #venus and mars #aluvia

[bitchfitch]

Everything i write has a dash of Nightvale in it, but the prince and the hound has one of the most normal settings with very minimal absurdity or abstraction. Prince specifically is just such a caricature of himself that he just adds that vibe all on his own.

#this is a story about indoctrination and how going after the faces of a corrupt system does nothing to stop the system as a whole #and its about revenge and rage disguised behind pious and selfless seeming deeds #it about foxes and hounds and rabbits mauling eachother bloody and the power that can be found disjointed and unseen #beneath society's awareness #its about learning hard lessons and repentance and a desperation to have a Purpose #Its about a specific piece of stvn universe discourse and also one of the main characters still struggles to send emails #the other will use his impressive stage magic skills to make it look like hes eating bullets through a plastic mask #purely to fuck with the other guy #every time i mention that tpth is based on stvn universe discourse i always am Desperate to know if any of yall have any guesses #of which discourse specifically i am refferencing #so of you jave a guess send me an ask about it im desperate. i will not tell you if you're roght or wrong but i need to know if im #being too obvious about it

[freakova]

Ventish, Death mention //

Keep having dreams of being killed in morbid ways then had one where I caught myself sitting up to get out of bed what’s up with that

#freakova speaks #I dreamt last night that the ceiling was going to crush me and I was trying to film a video telling everyone I loved them #and one a few days ago where my bro asked me to get lined paper then BOOP I wake up to myself actually nearly out of bed #I don’t know WHAT is going on but this week but Jesus Christ #I can’t recall anything different going on so just kinda odd #It just sucks I keep sleeping early and I don’t sleep properly because ‘’wake up clown it’s sleep walking time’’ #or ‘’wake up clown the ceiling is about to crush you and your animals’’ #‘’wake up someone is trying to maul you’’ me at 5am:…..ruh roh