#Padmé: and also you keep showing up at mine looking freshly mauled

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I have fully accepted wine party au into my heart. Does Anakin get invited back and continue bringing increasingly cheap wine and ludicrous combos? Does Padme get to publish her study on their hate fucking courtship? I choose to believe getting an Obi-Wan invite admits Anakin onto the wine party circuit as a 'wild card' invite, but for the first party they're both invited to that Obi-Wan doesn't invite Anakin has a respectable wine (albeit on the cheap side) and sensible pairing, and Obi-Wan quietly loses his shit. They fuck in the hosts bathroom and order a can home together. Padme scribbles notes furiously.

thank you for naming it I didn’t know what to call it 😌 wine party au it is!

I think wine snob obi-wan decides he is going to introduce class to anakin or so help him god!!!! so he bullies the guy’s phone number from him and then insists on taking him out on educational field trips where they go to fancy restaurants and order expensive wine and then obi-wan tells him all about it and anakin gulps it down — just to see that vein in obi-way’s head pop out

obviously afterwards they have to fuck in the car ride to obi-wan’s place and probably the fancy French restaurant’s bathroom. Why would the restaurant put a settee in the bathroom if they didn’t expect fucking to occur on it? They’re practically asking for the cum stains that are now definitely on it

These are not dates. By the way. These are educational excursions. The long weekend trip to a vineyard in Italy is not a couples vacation. It is a professional wine tasting for Mr. Skywalker’s edification.

#asks #obikin #wine party au #padme: so obi-wan has been taking you to a lot of very nice restaurants huh #anakin: yah #Padmé: and also you keep showing up at mine looking freshly mauled #anakin: uh huh #padme: so what is your relationship with him? #anakin: I think he’s dating me but also he’s really angry about it