#if not my first crack ship

[onepiece-polls]

One Piece Crack Ship War - Round 1 Side B

Propaganda under the cut.

SaboLaw: it’s so funny. law deals with luffy from punk hazard to wano and turns around and dates his brother. sabo seems like the normal one but he is actually the least sane of the three. they would do fucked up experiments together. they both have reasons to hate the world government as well, and nothing says cute first date like burning down the establishment!

Giraffe Love: When Kaku said “I love giraffes”, he meant it.

#op crack ship war #one piece #sabo one piece #trafalgar law #kaku one piece #hamlet one piece #tournament poll #round 1 #side b #I'm so torn on this one because giraffe love is so funny #but sabolaw is one of the oldest crack ships that I liked #if not my first crack ship #and I mean old old... dressrosa old (and I wasn't even at dressrosa back then) #I even wrote for this crack ship once upon a time 🤷‍♀️ #(I challenge you to NOT find that one 😂)

[scribz-ag24]

they should stand in close proximity more often

#dusknoir #grovyle #pmd2 #my art #actaeonshipping #guys i think i might like this ship idk #theyre neat right??? #i mean one is big and patient #the other is small and reckless #they work together one time #grovyle opens up to someone for the first time in the entire game while dusknoir is irrevocably changed by love #yknow your typical crack ship /j #pokemon mystery dungeon #pmd eos #if you saw me post this earlier no u didnt

[orionsangel86]

Suddenly remembering the best and funniest Good Omens fanfiction I ever read which was set at a mutual Heaven and Hell "work party" and all the demons had bets to see who could bed an angel by the end of the night. It was hilarious and of course you read it presuming that Crowley will win but be gentlemanly enough to not claim the prize - which of course is what happens, but at the last minute it hits you around the face by revealling that Beelzebub hooked up with Gabriel

and well.

I think I'm gonna go reread that fic...

#true story this fic was the first time i even considered ineffable beurocracy #i dont think i even knew the ship name until after i read that fic #I hope the writer is having a great day today #once my emotions have calmed down and I've stopped spiralling over the last 10 mins of GOS2 #I think its really gonna hit me that they made a former crack ship canon #BEFORE CROWLEY AND AZIRAPHALE #unbelievable #Neil Gaiman I do wonder if maybe you've spent too long on tumblr #you clearly think like one of us #lmao #good omens #good omens season 2 spoilers

[puppetmaster13u]

Have a Ghost are Dragons Prompt

Danny hadn't seen Vlad's other form. Not in the entire time he'd known him, nor at any point during a fight.

Oh sure, he'd gone into a ghost form, but never anything else, never anything more. Even Box-Ghost changed sometimes, usually to sit contentedly in one of said boxes until a ghost hunter started to shoot at him. Usually Danny's parents.

He'd never seen it until now, his own leg torn through by an unlucky shot and wings too small to fly as he tried to run. Tried to flee from his parents- tried to get out from the lab while green spattered everywhere.

He'd never seen it until they were trying to cut into him, even if they didn't know it was him. That it was their son. He just needed to get to the Portal, just needed to get out where they couldn't reach.

And then Vlad had arrived, almost seeming to stutter and freeze, everything growing cold. And then burst into flame.

Everything was a blur after that. Everything hurt, more than it should have compared to the injuries he'd suffered before. Painful enough that his vision whited out.

The next thing he knew, he was in the Zone. Not in Amity, not anywhere familiar either. He tried to ignore that fact, just as he tried to ignore the ectoplasm green dripping from slowly (too slowly) healing wounds.

"Where are we going?" he found his voice, however small.

Vlad was quiet, an unreadable expression on his reptilian face, head turned away from him. "Somewhere," he eventually answered, not sounding anything else but exhausted. "I'll figure it out."

#prompts #dcxdp #dpxdc #ghosts are dragons #art #digital art #my art #vlad masters #danny fenton #They end up taking a break in another world out in the wild #Danny might be stuck as a dragon for a while #Vlad had to choose between his obsession with Maddie and his obsession with Danny #He chose Danny #No shipping between them #Vlad is in the beginning of redemption but it's still in the beginning #Both of them are stuck as dragons until the cracks in their Cores heal #Not that they're aware of that being Halfas #They don't know why the wounds are scarring instead of healing normally nor why their entire bodies hurt #Go wild about this #I wonder who finds the dragon duo first #Dragon Danny #Dragon Vlad #why yes their horns are supposed to look like crystal or obsidian and yes I probably failed at that lol #Also feel free to make the fenton parents as decent or bad as you want #ghosts are dragons au

[wzardjellies]

Just got done w/ revenge on my rewatch and I have an au going on in my head where Jo gets a more developed character arc and dawn gets further in the competition bc they form an alliance lesbianism ensues (they make each other worse/better)

#freak x freak dynamic but theyre both on separate sides of the freak scale #this is like my first independently thought of crack ship and technically it doesn’t make sense but it makes sense in my heart #only reason it came to be is bc I placed them next to eachother on a redesign line up and went hmmmmmmmmmm #they initially make an alliance in this au bc dawn is on the toxic maggots #augh I meant mutant #this also would kinda open up to dawn being on all stars #total drama #td #total drama revenge of the island #roti #tdroti #td jo #total drama jo #total drama dawn #what would their ship name be ummm #jawn #jodawn #jelly art

[gelu-the-babosa-multiversal]

First drawing of the year! Let's GO!!

Man, I had so much fun doing their facial expressions 😅

#my stuff #my art #fanart #art #digital art #first drawing of the year 2024 #ship #crack ship #rarepair #au #shockop #maccadam #tf #transformers #transformers g1 #tf g1 #shockwave #senator shockwave #optimus prime #spike witwicky #bumblebee #ratchet #starscream #soundwave

[chinelacanta]

(i dont) love you like i did yesterday

SAKADRAGON BRAINROT!!!! tysm @haunteddelusionalonepiece for the little sakadragon amoeba that now lives in my head <333

(marine dragon’s hair is inspired by @/mangyraccoon ^_^)

#HHNNNN I HAVE. MUCH TO SAY ABT THIS PAIRING #YOU THINK AT FIRST ITS JUST CRACK BUT THEN #THE STORY SEEPS IN #BITTER EXES MY BELOVEDS #also i love the fact that dragon’s type is. chainsmoker who’s a little mean #i respect that honestly #oughghgh i dislike akainu. but #i can learn to like him from the dragon ship lenses #ive written so many stories abt them in my head. its insane. im insane #dragon and sakazuki who thought ‘he’s it for me’ only to die a thousand deaths of heartbreak #im going to kms #what.. what is their ship 😭 #monkey d dragon #akainu x dragon #sakadragon ??? #akainu sakazuki #one piece #my art!!

[volivolition]

the unstoppable force kisses the immovable object

#disco elysium #de volition #de electrochemistry #de skills #the furies #disco elysium skills #de #volition #electrochemistry #voliart #welcome to my first art posted on here: shitposting #echem got the tboy swag. like me. because i say so. he also has six tentacles on top and nine for legs because it's funny :P #still not satisfied with my volition design. gotta fiddle with it. give him inspo from the ceramic armor? lower morale = more cracks #isnt it funny that electrochemistry and volition's ship name could be election? thats so dumb i love it. anyway i think it should be #volistry #task: unstoppable force

[diamonddrawsstuff]

Name a better duo. I’ll wait

#my art #Cryde was my first South Park ship years ago #does that age me #south park fanart #south park #clyde donovan #Craig tucker #Cryde #sp cryde #sp fanart #fanart #south park clyde #tsot #tfbw #crack baby athletic association #incan Craig #pirate Clyde #hookhand Clyde

[iwozlegit]

The Radio Demon™️?

More like…

The

Cockblock

King™️

TLDR: Alastor fucking KNOWS, y’all.

Bambi looking ass with his eyes dilated at Angel all sweet and innocent when he’s just “you ain’t slick-ed” Husk.

He was taking notes on that balcony with Niffty fr.

Alastor doesn’t ship HUSKERDUST confirmed

#𝕰𝖉𝖎𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓: 𝕳𝖊𝖑𝖑 𝖎𝖘 𝖋𝖔𝖗𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖗! 😈 #|| crack • #‘Oh silly little husker who could ever love a shrivelled up husk like you?’ #he doesn’t ship huskerdust #he’s asserting his authority by cockblock #he literally only addresses Husk and Angel when he first arrives and then gets hugged and doesn’t hug back #i actually do like Alastor btw #having husk all inspired and with something to live for is a threat #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel headcanon #hazbin hotel theory #hazbin hotel angel dust #hazbin angel dust #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel husk #hazbin husk #oh you know I’m even splitting them up in the tags to prove my point #huskerdust #angelhusk #casinohearts #helluvaverse #vivziepop #@iwozlegit

[utilitycaster]

I enjoy shipping, but I cannot see the appeal in watching shows only for the purpose of shipping; I think it closes you off to so much. I think coming into a work with the expectation that it will only succeed if a particular configuration of people end up happily in a relationship with each other when the curtain closes means you will reject so many unexpected choices altogether. It destroys your ability to appreciate the entire concept of tragedy. Just, imagine refusing to let yourself enjoy "I'm not a gardener" because you are too furious that a different kiss than the one you wanted happened to feel other emotions.

#does shipping above all make you less empathetic: I deadass think it does: an ongoing investigation by m utilitycaster #this alludes to candela bc i'm still thinking about how good that line is and how (thankfully only a couple) people ignored it #bc they were so mad that the horror show was a tragedy and that marion kissed jean instead #i suspect though that this is behind the viciousness of the c2 ships. people genuinely used the word betrayal for a thing never promised #and some of the extremely mean-spirited nature of some c3 shipping; even among ships where i see the appeal #like i am not against shipping. i like shipping. but if you define I Get My Ship as success you will be miserable and bitter so often #and i think this ALSO is why like. 19 year olds will act like they are a veteran of years of queerbaiting. #when in fact they're a veteran of watching shows bc they saw one (1) out of context gifset and thought that was a guarantee #anyway i've cracked it follow for more analysis of the nature of fandom and how it should probably be like car rentals #fandom old? no. fandom young. go get some life experience and perspective first. the trekkie housewives never missed.

[pickled-flowers]

Some cold times softness

#art #my art #illustration #oc #my oc #artist on tumblr #lila #drawing #my ocs #nova #Lila and Nova #about the garden and the house and the family living in it #ourgh them #love that they were a crack ship at first but like hey its my lore i do what i want they are canon now

[pencilofawesomeness]

“I made her feel powerless, I knocked her down and— and she still makes me feel scared.” —Satoru, So Find One And Seize It, Chapter 5

So a consequence of rereading Chapters 4 and 5 of SFOASI from The Odyssey series by the utterly incredible HotCocoaaa ( @biscaanii ) and then listening to Hawk in the Night by Maddie Buckley soon afterward is getting immediate brainrot for the most depressingly brutal piece I could start 2024 with. It worked too well for the Gojo Clan, especially Cocoa's rendition of Satoru and his grandmother, Akemi. She's a terrible woman and she fascinates me.

Go read this series guys it's so great—

#jujutsu kaisen #jjk #achilles come down fic #so find one and seize it fic #hotcocoaaa #gojo satoru #gojo akemi #akemi is cocoa's oc for the fic but she's canon to me #i didn't mean for this to be the first piece of the year but my hand slipped #happy new years guys here's the crippling shadow of cyclical family abuse #next time I make fan art of this series it will be fluffy kid moments i swear #the breaking out of the cycle if you will #anyway the whole song is way too fitting for them but I just used the first stanza #though in my delirium i named the working doc gojohawks and it cracked me up #the reject ship name of sixwings lmao #but enough mixing fics I am done now I promise

[daringdarlingdt]

Big fan of any time Mulcahy plays along with a bit or makes a joke of his own and Hawkeye is just so delighted and will full-bodied laugh about it. It’s the sweetest thing I love their dynamic so much.

#mash #rewatching Life With Father again bc im obsessed with Trapper and Hawkeye in this episode and it happens within the first like 5 minutes #also thinking of in Crisis when Hawkeye makes some crack at the end of Mulcahy’s prayer and Mulcahys just recites that lil jokey prayer. #hawk’s reaction is pretty golden then too. #also deluge “I worked my way through divinity school as a B girl in San Diego” #he can be so silly goofy and hawkeye loves when ppl go along with his bits and are silly goofy with him. #I dont personally ship them together but I can understand where that comes from #hawkeye pierce #father mulcahy #nia originals #best of

[royal-tea-blogs]

I can’t believe I’m making this post but why are ppl using the ship name “SecurityWaiter” for Mike and Ness when we have the name “DreamTheory” is right there like come on ppl how can you NOT?

#yeah I guess it’s for tagging purposes but like you can do both lol #mom I have my first crack ship are you proud of me? #fnaf movie #securitywaiter #dreamtheory #mike x ness

[cherry-blossom-qf]

"Mortal, blinded by darkness, with a will strong as steel... Let me be your guiding light from here on..."

AU Info: HERE

#my art #magolor but he's effing blind #kirby au #morpho knight #first time drawing morpho knight!! so i hope i did them justice here! #what's the context to any of this? it's a secret! #at least for now it's a secret. i don't have enough info on this to give a good answer yet. #all i know is that Morpho Knight is more involved in this AU #maybe it's another crack ship???? idk yet!!! #I'm freakin tired rn so idk what other tags to put here.... if y'all reading this thanks. #I kinda feel bad that I don't post about Blindolor that much. Sorry about that. #Glad he's able to get a bit of spotlight thanks to whatever he's doing with Morpho now