#if it wasn't obvious

[aropride]

yeah man that group of queer people really are evil fakers stealing ur resources. for real this time yeah. no it's not dumb meaningless exclusionist discourse that you're traumatizing a group of fellow queer people with this time, it's a good thing this time. keep sending those people death threats and talking about how they're not oppressed enough you're really doing so much good for the queer community

#text #slash sarcasm #if it wasn't obvious #discourse

[queewp]

if they dont explode in season 2....

#pwish #prohibitedwish #prohibited wish #scarab #the scarab #2d scarab #scarab the god auditor #prismo #prismo the wishmaster #prismo adventure time #i love drawing 2d scarab #if it wasn't obvious #GRAHHH

[okaioh]

no yeah they've definitely helped tubbo with cleaning the tubhole !

#/sarcasm #if it wasn't obvious #live kai reaction #qsmp #WHY IS THE QUALITY SO BAD RAAGHHH IGNORE IT

[youreverydaygae]

Will and Nico: *exist*

Chiron: *flashbacks to Achilles and Patroclus* oh gods not again.

#solangelo #patrochilles #patroclus #achilles #will solace #nico di angelo #nico and will are literally achilles and patroclus #you're gonna look me in the eyes and tell me that I'm wrong? #nico is achilles #will is patroclus #if it wasn't obvious

[happilychee]

HC for Cana: She is a really good gambler. With her card magic, unique upbringing at the guild, and need for drinking money, she's grown pretty adept at understanding how the games are played and the math involved. She especially likes to run betting pools at the guild and lower people's guard by playing dumb and drunk before she robs them blind. If she likes you, she may take you out gambling, give advice on a winning bet, or have you give her a loan and giving back triple from her winnings.

these are golden, anon

gambling with cana

cw: slightly suggestive because. c'mon it's cana.

♡ I can't decide what's funnier: cana being a math genius and card-counting, calculating probability, assessing her opponents... or winning through dumb luck and tomfoolery. for the sake of these headcanons, let's go with the first one (though I think it would be a combination of the two.)

♡ you've just finished a job with the card mage, and the reward was quite hefty. you split it 50/50, and you manage to put most of it in a safe place before cana's nagging gets to you. you're in a bustling seaside town renowned for its casinos. it would be a waste not to try them out! a "missed opportunity." but when have you ever been able to resist indulging cana?

♡ you have no idea what you're doing. your evening outfit is cute and just shy of sexy, while cana's dress leaves little to the imagination. the blinking lights of the various machines, card tables, and roulette wheels has your head spinning. you let cana lead you around until you reach a table of old men who are definitely not looking at your face. before you can take your own seat, cana pulls you into her lap. your face burns when her hand settles on your thigh, squeezing just slightly.

♡ "don't worry about the game, 'kay? just enjoy it. these geezers won't know what hit them." you can barely breathe with the way cana's looking at you, eyes smoldering. her expression is serious and fiery, a look reserved for you, as she whispers into your ear, "can you do that for me, pretty girl?"

♡ you don't get a chance to respond because suddenly cana's laughing wildly, yelling for the dealer to throw her a hand. "we're gonna be rich, baby!" she yells. you look between her and the complicated card game, and the worry in your voice isn't completely unfounded when you say, "but, honey, you don't know how to play blackjack...?"

♡ your comment causes the other players to start laughing. cana gives your waist a slight pinch, mostly for being cheeky. they're really underestimating the two of you now, because this is certainly not a game of blackjack. not that it matters to cana. with alcohol flowing through her veins and your warm form in her lap, she feels on top of the world. the casino didn't stand a chance.

♡ "drinks on me, babe?" cana wiggles her eyebrows at you over the pile of casino chips in her arms. you laugh, your own haul shaking in your arms. you'd doubled, no- tripled what your reward for the job had been, and you were excited to not have to worry about bills for a while. that, and a small shopping spree with the fairy tail girls.

♡ "I feel a bit bad; I barely did anything!" you protested. "nonsense. I'm very lucky, because..." cana rolled her eyes, shoving the casino chips to a distressed looking employee. you ignored him as he filled one, then two, then three bags with fat wads of jewels. "...you're my good luck charm, aren't you?" cana brought her fingers under your chin, locking you in place as she leaned in. "I am?" you could feel her breath on her lips. "yeah, you are, sweet thing, cuz without you I would have lost that entire bet." you don't get to respond, because cana's pressing against your body and pressing bruising kisses to your lips. as you melt into her arms, you think that between the two of you, you're the lucky one.

#lychee writes #I go feral for cana #if it wasn't obvious #I just want her to call me a pretty girl #grgrgrgrgr #fairy tail #fairy tail headcanons #fairy tail x reader #cana alberona #urhgherghhghg

[thewayofthetrashcompactor]

The jedi council giving Anakin a padawan feels like those couples who think having a baby will fix their relationship

#I'm watching tales of the Jedi #if it wasn't obvious #lmao #i love them both #but. #tales of the jedi #anakin #Ahsoka #pt

[leavemetoplaythesims]

i'm super late with this but happy pride month!!

before (with filter):

#alex was supposed to be more in it but i didn't really find a pose that worked for what i was envisioning and that i haven't used before #lizzie is sitting in their lap for context #if it wasn't obvious #ts4 #ts4 edit #my edit #my screenshots #oc: lizzie #oc: alex

[bothsides11]

2:18 AM // S.01 E.05: Blood Hive

#failed to update my fic #have some #snowjanus #yellowjackets #I was thinking of Nat and Javi #if it wasn't obvious

[maging-mahiwaga]

Witch Tip:

Things to add to your black salt to give it a little ✨spice✨:

Herbs from past spells (cleansed and thanked for their service)

Old manifestations come to life

Incense ashes

Your literal trash (something something rebirth cleansing fire yadda yadda)

Objects that once meant something special to you but not anymore

Literally anything you can set on fire

#if it wasn't obvious #i'm big against consumerism in witchcraft #witchcraft is a diy culture #i get it. the crystals make your brain happy. it makes mine happy too #but we are better than that!!! #baby witch #beginner witch #witchcraft 101 #witchcraft #witchblr #waysearching

[ryujin181]

#jujutsu kaisen #gojo satoru #satosugu #getou suguru #if it wasn't obvious #im stalling by making dumb memes #i am so nervous fuck

[kentopedia]

pm boss dazai & his love for buying you ruby jewelry that’s cut into hearts <33

#by you … i mean me #let’s just be honest sigh #except they’d be real bc i’m certain these are not #i just found them on pinterest hahwhwhw #very rylie coded #i associate dazai w the color red!!! #if it wasn't obvious #and kento is dark green !!! <3 #in case u wanted to know #i’ll just tag tbjs as my selfship bc … it is >:( #samury ❤︎₊ ⊹ #osamu 🌹 ୧⋆ ˚｡⋆

[redditchwitch]

It's really hard to put together a design from a sprite...

I'm endlessly happy they decided that animal ears were required for the Hunter job this time round, it's hysterical.

#hikari ku #octopath traveler 2 #I'm going to lead a coup with a cat boy #Haven't finished Hikari's storyline yet #already attached #if it wasn't obvious

[ziankali]

i don't have anything comeback related to offer (yet), please take this rockstar junji i drew a few weeks ago instead

#onlyoneof #온리원오브 #junji #onlyoneof junji #준지 #kim junhyung #i really like the black hair on him #if it wasn't obvious #art

[foxsoulart]

#tmnt #tmnt 03 #tmnt 2003 #mikey tmnt #leo tmnt #sibling shenanigans #i like turtles mkay #mutant turtles #my favorite version #if it wasn't obvious #mikey being mikey #look at the goofball

[computer-einstein]

So, today, I was busy raging over my master code just simply not working despite my careful debugging process. I had been pouring days into this program, and yet it just didn't want to work! Then a classmate of mine came up to me and said "Y'know, [Einstein], the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results." If it weren't for the fact that I'm not a violent person and that said classmate was skilled in karate and pencak silat, I would've punched them. I'm NOT doing the same thing over and over again! I'm doing my carefully calculated minor changes to the code to make it work.

#einstein talks #i wonder sometimes if I'm falling into the typical programmer track of going insane #but then i realize i'm too young for that and calm down #// #code lyoko #if it wasn't obvious #jeremie's referring to ulrich pre-x.a.n.a. awakens #jeremie is struggling

[therealbrigeedarocks]

GODDAMNIT I DELETED INSTEAD OF EDITED NOW I HAVE TO ATTEMPT TO REMEMBER WHAT I WROTE

look only 2 episodes have been released so far so it's probably WAAAAAAAY too early to make any theories

but considering IN THIS TIMELINE the magnus archives takes place in the late 90s

and it would become widespread and a household staple by the 2000s

you can't tell me that there aren't at least a trio of Entities goddamn thriving in the magnus protocol

what with the

INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY

aka

THE WORLDWIDE WEB

home to millions if not billions of

ANONYMOUS AND/OR MULTIPLE IDENTITIES

#i know i didn't mishear they even said the magnus institute burned down in the 90s #so #still technically correct #even if they should've been doing the same thing in the timeline of the og archives #look i stand by this whatever man not my fault they never tapped into this potential #the watcher #the web #the stranger #if it wasn't obvious #tma #tmp #the magnus archives #the magnus protocol #magnus archives #magnus protocol #random crap