#idk bros

[i-bring-crack]

But- but- @julyarya hear me out hear me out! @soulintheskies you too I need yalls to hear my freak out at 3am.

Woo Jin Chul arranged marriage to the Western Emperor Liu Zhigang.

O-omegaverse uwu

Okay no seriously, Woo Jin-Chul puts work above everything in his life, so of course Jin-Chul would accept an arrangement marriage when it means the kingdom would prosper and the heavy tensions between the Empires would be fine. He doesn't want any wars, and his little Empire despite being very strong and having a well structured culture, isn't as big and influential as the Liu Kingdom so granted, before a big fight dooms his citizens, Jin-Chul steps up for a marriage.

He expected to at least marry a lady of noble court you know as one does. But instead the next day he received a letter FROM THE EMPEROR HIMSELF asking if he would be a concubine of his harem.

"The Emperor is bloody beast, he will likely kill you and we can't another war just for you. Although King Gun Hee and everyone here would." Says the first commander of the army, and advises him to at least tell the Emperor to kindly fuck off if he thinks the son of the Emperor of the East would step so low as to become a mere concubine.

Much to the prince's hesitance, he send it, and adds that he will be happy to marry someone else of low court but would never become a mere concubine among many.

The Emperor replied back that he accepts the arrange marriage, and he agrees with the terms the prince has laid out for him.

So Woo Jin-Chul had now become the Empress!

"You carriage will come in the next full moon."

"Shit. Do you think he knows?"

"How could he know that you are an omega?" The first in command raises an eyebrow.

"Please don't say it so loud."

"Well your guards and I know about it. It's obvious."

"I know but what if someone hears."

"They will answer to my sword your majesty :)" The general puts the paper aside. "That being said, you are right, the Emperor might have known that you are an omega, but I wonder where he got that information? Hmm, did your pheromones stick to the letter you sent?"

He remembers writing on that letter at two in the morning, and then waking up to his face stuck to the paper. He did all he could to polish it as good as possible, luckily there was no drool or spilled ink in there.... but he did sleep over it...

"Ah..."

"I'll take that as a yes."

He didn't look back at the general who sighed at the outcome.

"Well, even so your sex was bound to come to light if your partner was an omega. And even he didn't know you were an omega, he probably thought to you as a beta, which still meant there was a choice for you to pop out some babies you know."

"But I had just had to be born an omega."

"No can do about thay. Anyways we should get you ready for your future wedding your Majesty. I've already contacted Lady Ju-Hee and Lord Jong-In to create the perfect gowns for your body—"

"Say, how did your partner hide all the hormones before he met you? Do you think he could recommend me something so that the Emperor avoids me as much as possible?"

The general moved her head with an "oh" written all over her face. "Jin Woo-ah just got physically strong that everyone thought he was an alpha at first. I know omegas get treated badly for not being strong, but when I met him, he told me he wanted to be just as strong as me." A smile appeared on him. "And he was so nice at that time I couldn't deny his request so I trained him until the very end. To this day we still spar but now he has even beaten me in terms of strenght :)"

"You don't mind that at all? That your omega could overpower you or something?"

"Alpha, beta, omega, girl or boy, I think anyone can become as strong or intelligent as they want to be and find their perfect partner who will love them no matter what. Who knows maybe this Emperor might be more reasonable than we think." She grabbed her sword "Although if he isn't. I'm not afraid to cut down his territory until we get you back :)"

"Miss Hae-In.... thank you..."

Right he shouldn't worry about this kind of stuff, his kingdom is even allied with the one in the south, a far more powerful country than the two of them. He still can't help but tug a little at his heart and think if this will really turn out well or not?

And then he has an epiphany.

He doesn't need to stay in that marriage for long right?

He can divorce him when the time is right, and the mean time he will just enjoy the luxuries of that palace and being treated like an empress until the Emperor gets bored of him, he can call off the marriage before the Emperor and then bam! Gets to live a happy and divorced life!

He doesn't mind it either way too, he isn't some kind of lovestruck prince trying to find love, for the most part he has never felt any kind of romantic feelings with anyone.

But then that changed the day of his wedding.

#solo leveling #solo leveling manwha #sung jin woo #cha hae in #woo jin chul #liu zhigang #omegaverse #bro ;-; #jinhae #liuchul #or WooZhi #idk bros #liu zhigang x woo jin chul

[ilenissu]

Yeah, Eddie Munson is a total loser, but he did absolutely slay one of the hardest guitar solos of 80s metal when he could have played literally anything like Mary Had a Little Lamb.

#idk bros #i just love how he went 'fuck it we ballin' #'who were you trying to impress?' bitch nobody #he was doing it for fun #because he can #he can't? watch him. #eddie munson #stranger things #st4 #stranger things 4 #ilka writes

[majestythewraith]

The map of pyrithian is just the map of the UK.

Now add the accents- I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

#acotar #a court of thrones and roses #sjm #feyre #rhysand #feysand #cassian #azriel #mor #amren #nesta #elain #tamlin #lucien #just imagine their accents #idk bros #but it could be wild

[nightcolorz]

What even is the plot of Prince Lestat I genuinely don’t know 😭😭😭

#Lestat gets appointed alpha bcus he has the vamp spirit in his body now #a bunch of new characters r introduced #This is all I know #Vampire government? Probably #Ik it’s not aliens bcus aliens come later 😭 in Atlantis #Idk bros #Scared #prince lestat #tvc #doesn’t he eat someone’s brain or smth #This is the most blind I’ll be going into one of these books

[silverstonesainz-archive]

i can’t tell if im attracted to lando or not

#lando norris #maybe it’s the curly hair #or the fact he’s a scorpio #idk bros #ANYWAYS #d’s intrusive thoughts

[dogkin]

Not sure if my wanting to avoid (and being scared of) eye contact with strangers is the autism or the social anxiety

#mine #oliver.txt #idk bros

[blahlahblash]

They overreacted a bit. Just a wee bit.

#when you realize bro was created before these guys came into this world. #and sonic was calling him adorable and awesome. #which is fair ngl #idk why or how I thought of this #but anyway #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #sonic #shadow #this isn't sonadow but imma put it here anyway because of generations ultimate #sonadow #sonic x shadow generations #classic sonic #sonic generations #comics

[noodles-and-tea]

Jmart is such a cute name too 😭

#getting through the series just to see (or hear) them #idk if they’re actually canon but #if they are…. #bro #my art #tma #the magnus archives #jmart #tma jmart #jon sims #martin blackwood

[ithinkdogshouldvote]

Yuri but its toxic and they kiss about it

#bro i have never drawn kissing before this isn’t that crazy? #btw this was all started by the Haley whipjack video where she said lae’zel was short? life changing. im never going back. #short lae’zel truther now till I die #bg3 #bg3 fanart #baldurs gate 3 #lae'zel #shadowheart #shadowzel #is that the ship name? idk #dnd #dungeons and dragons #what if we made out at knife point and we were both girls? #digital art #digital drawing #my artwork #fanart #bg3 art #bg3 lae'zel #bg3 shadowheart #wlw #fan art #bae'zel

[incredubious]

(asl+uta) she's addicted to setting him up for failure

#one piece #uta #portgas d ace #sabo #monkey d luffy #ive been wanting to draw this idea for so facking long i can cross it offa my Big Cool Ideas list #also idk if its that noticeable but I like giving uta little bunny teeth #if the image quality is as doodoo caca as its showing right now................... *bursts a vein* #asl bros

[lotus-pear]

clowns in court

#i haven't played genshin in four months so lmk if this is accurate #bro i forgot how much pain it causes me to draw genshin outfits there’s so many stupid details #this is all from memory btw so idk if it's accurate i was just looking at past drawings to double check outfits💀 #anyway it was so fun seeing chuuya COUGH i mean childe!! in fontaine!! my fav ginger <33 #genshin #genshin impact #lumine genshin impact #lumine #childe genshin impact #childe #furina #focalors #fontaine #chilumi #lotus draws

[sugarcowffee]

Hey do y’all think it’s be funny to send memes to the porn bots?

#maybe whoever runs the acc can get a lil laugh? #my silly thoughts #idk bros #questions

[9474s0ul]

No Comment.

#my art #fanart #sonic #sonic the hedgehog #sonic au #metal sonic #sth #mario bros #kasane teto #organic metal sonic #amy rose #aim 33 #rewrite #idk jackshit about rewrite #tails the fox #hatsune miku #art #metal amy #metal the hedgehog #artwork

[twinstxrs]

brennan reintroducing the bad kids with genuine titles they hold in canon like “archdevil” “captain of the owlbears” & “risen saint” but adding “holder of the tin flower” to gorgug’s intro because of how gorgug offering his tin flower to fabian, even after they fought, so effectively represents the type of person gorgug is (a kind one).

#what if i died #gorgug thistlespring #fantasy high #dimension 20 #fhjy spoilers #fhjy #if u think about it this is a win for the thistlecaster agenda (i’m delusional) #fellas is it gay if offering a tin flower to my bro which he later got put on the ax holster he gifted me is a core tenet of my character? #(no) #idk if tenet is the right word there but whatever it’s 5 a.m. idc at this point #but anyways. zac oyama characters you are often so kind & i love that about you.

[yooo-lets-go]

Oooh how do Ghost and Soap get together in your stories???

Smooth operator

#bro graduated the rizz university #Rizzward #Rizzford if you will #I’m sorry #call of duty #ghost babygirl #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #ghostsoap #soapghost #cod ghost #cod soap #suggestive #? #idk if the british slang is right

[gorofeet]

Yuri on Ice officially going down in history today as the most insane fumble of a franchise that i’ve ever seen in my life

#yuri on ice #yoi #idk bro something about holding onto the movie for 7 years even though youve known for at least 4 that its not happening #fumbled the yaoi bag #lord take yuri katsuki’s suffering and give it to itadori #see you next level am i right guys #idk i kinda figured it was not happening once they picked up csm but yk. i was huffing cope #yuri katsuki #viktor nikiforov #time for the annual rewatch i suppose !!