Tolkien is having his first ever egg. It’s. Not going well.
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Noticed that Thane Delissandro Katzon has 2 slices of bread framing his face, and his Dump Stat is Intelligence, 9 (-1).
So he's
(I wouldn't actually call him names like that, just noticed something memey)
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they are the grossest thing he's ever seen 💕
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i want this man to yell at me like he’s gordon ramsay and i’m a poor little chef who just ruined a crème brûlée.
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I drew this like back in December and I did poor screamer dirty.
Also, I posted it to main, but Tumblr ate it, so I'm posting it here now!
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Risetober day 24: Meat Sweats
Probably has been done before but…
Masterpost
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Apollo being a silly little mortal meatsack
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