#idc if its corny

[toruvi]

The urge to write a reincarnation au with Levi 😭😭😭

#idc if its corny #i cant stop thinking about running into Levi on a crosswalk and the contact beings up flashbacks of his past life #or he sees you actoss from him at the doctors office waiting room qnd the eye contact brings a wave of memories #but how could he possibly even tell you #seemingly a stranger of what he saw from another lifetime? #where you died in his arms and he remembers the pain he felt #he feels the tears well up in his eyes becuas you look like them #its too close...it HAS to be you...right? #or was it a dream? deja vu?? he doesnt know but he CANT stop thinking about it #CNFNDNDNDNDKDJI M GOING INSANE RN

[mel-kusanagi]

a quick lil soft and wholesome drawing of them for today 🤲💞

based on this tweet!

#wanted to do a wholesome twist with the reference vfbvjkbjf #zeff and garp are secretly married its canon idc #they deserve being this sappy and corny together #monkey d garp #red leg zeff #zarp #garp x zeff #one piece #opla #my art

[noosayog]

wc: 800

part 4. directory here.

warnings/content: angst, tw cheating(?)

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Despite your reluctant affections for Atsumu, much about your dynamic remains unchanged. He still makes you mad enough to yell at him at least once a day, all while wearing that cheeky grin that you hated that you loved.

Something that has changed, though, is Atsumu taking you out and showing you off, teasingly introducing you to all his teammates and friends as "his girl." You, bonafide relationship-newbie, do not have the courage to ask him directly as he continues to toe the line between dating and… not.

The most degrading part of it all is the fact that you know why you don't just talk to him. It's true that you just don’t know the proper procedure for the natural progression of a romantic relationship, but that's an excuse. You're scared of what you'll find when you ask wonderboy Atsumu, well-liked by most everyone and incredibly physically blessed, what he's doing with a rain-cloud grump like you. If prolonging that conversation would mean that you get to enjoy this limbo of having his attention and affections in private, there are worse games to play. Probably. 

It's not unusual to find yourself in Atsumu's apartment these days. You’re a mainstay when he throws parties after games. Ironically, it's been a whole semester since your first encounter and it's once again finals week when Atsumu had begged you to at least show your face at his party. It was the least you could do for him since he allowed you to skip his game in favor of studying for your last final, consequently making you miss his game-winning service ace. In your usual grumbly fashion, you had agreed and let him press a sweet, indulgent kiss to your cheek. He had gotten a smile out of you in reward when he cheered rambunctiously at you agreeing to merely grace the party with your presence.

The time is far past 10 PM when you finally look up from your notes and you curse, getting up to bolt for Atsumu's room to keep your promise. You run past your mirror on your way out to be greeted with your eye bags and creasing on your cheeks from when you took a brief nap on your textbook. You scrutinize your face and figure you'll try to look a little nice for Atsumu tonight. After all, he had a big win today and you're already a bit late, so what's the harm in a few extra. In a manner truly unlike yourself, you take some time to doll up before heading out. You're practically skipping on your way to his door, looking forward to the look of shock Atsumu will give you then the subsequent teasing. You can already hear his lazy drawl, smugly grinning as he says "all dressed up for me, sweetheart?"

When you knock on the door, his teammates answer, all greeting you pleasantly and politely making comments about your appearance. They all sweep you into the kitchen, offering you drinks and snacks and asking how your day was. Had you been a little less excited and a little more yourself, you would have noticed the tense looks on their faces.

It becomes a bit strange when even Sakusa continues to badger you with questions about your semester, finals week, and vacation plans. You level them with a look containing the usual sharp glint in your eyes and ask where Atsumu is. Shifty eyes don't meet yours as they all scramble to respond simultaneously.

"Out."

"He's actually asleep-"

"Went to find dinner-"

You frown and push past the wall of hulking athletes towards Atsumu's shut bedroom door. Your fingers are curled around the doorknob when Sakusa places a hand on your shoulder. He doesn't say anything and you don't turn to face him, only turning the knob. His hand on your shoulder falls away.

You're not sure what to expect when you enter Atsumu's room but this is certainly not it. Cliché as it is, you have never imagined yourself in a situation where you would see someone who filled you with so much hope and took so many of your firsts and inflicted you with so much of an unfamiliar emotion kissing someone else. 

You see Atsumu lying on his back, on his bed, with a woman you've never seen before straddling his hips and hovering incriminatingly close to his face.

At your intrusion, Atsumu's eyes fly open. You can see the thoughts and excuses flash across his eyes in one second, but you've seen all you need to so you back away without a single word, fleeing the scene.

That's when you realize that you and blondie have maybe been playing different games this whole time. Or at least playing the same game, but there you were, perfectly content with your measly houses on Pennsylvania Ave on the Monopoly board while Atsumu's building hotels down the street on Park Avenue.

#can yall tell me if u think the monopoly metaphor is corny #like seriously do it on anon idc #if one person says they hate it its gone #noos writes #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu angst #hq fluff #hq angst #haikyuu x y/n #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu x you #hq x reader #hq x y/n #hq x you #miya atsumu #atsumu miya #miya atsumu x you #miya atsumu fluff #miya atsumu x reader #miya atsumu angst #atsumu miya x reader #atsumu x you #atsumu x reader

[poppy-metal]

everyone knocking on tsitp needs to SHUT UP !!!! it is the resurgence of shitty teen drama television. where is ur sense of whimsy? does cringy dialogue and hot people pining miserably on screen mean nothing to you anymore?

#poppy speaks #idc that its corny thats the point!!!!!!!! #the summer i turned pretty

[pinkeoni]

“And then we see the boys, one last time, gathered round a table, playing DnD—“ LAME. LAME.

#and no hate to people who do want this ending like what you like idc #i just needed to express my distaste for this one #its so corny #they’ll play dnd but they’ll do it for real during the final battle #this is why reddit doesnt write shows #stranger things #stranger things 5 #byler #<- target audience

[dxmnsvoid]

i dont like this vessel , not one bit . i dont like the way it functions , the way it looks , the way i am when i am in it . i hate what im like when im in it , this isnt me .

but i chose this vessel , and its what lets me be here for my mates . they didnt choose to be here but i did , and i did it for them .

knowing this gives me a new perspective on things , on my current life and the world were in now . until we can return , i will endure this world and this life for them .

#this doesnt make me hate the body or the world and less but it does make it slightly easier to endure and stay here #its difficult yes . but i would do it again and again for them forever #is this too sappy lmao #idc its the truth no matter how sappy or corny or whatever the word #i cant wait to return though #void.mine #void.txt #void.nonhuman #void.mates #nonhuman #the void #the darkness #demon #actually demonic #demon god #demon royalty #past life #demon mates #alterhuman #otherkin

[fluttytheflutt]

🔥 Ember & Wade💧

#Ik the trailer hasn’t come out yet but I HAD to doodle them 😭 #love them already fr #and the VAs are super cool #guys idc if it turns out corny or not its still gonna be amazing esp since its PIXAR for crying out loud #remember walle was a love story too but that wasnt the only plot within the movie; same case with this one #elemental #pixar elemental #elemental fanart #ember lumen #wade ripple #ember x wade #wade x ember #elemental fandom rise up

[perenlop]

Wait whats your opinion on Pokemon the First Movie and its remake Mewtwo Strikes Back: Evolution

LOVE the first movie, hate the remake lol. I know people get on it for being a little basic or whatever but idc, it's a really fun time and it's what got me so attached to the mew duo. i think it's by far the most charming pokemon movie because despite what ppl say considering the "entitlement" from the "the first movie" title, it really feels like they put in a lot of effort to make this movie feel like a huge deal. the cinematography (mewtwo in the lab and when its directing the storm) are genuinely really cool and the battles are stunning. it all comes together really well and you also see this in the show itself since they were hyping it up, which isn't something the show ever really tried doing again. It makes the movie feel big and important. Mewtwo's conflict is great and Mew itself is adorable and AUGH it's a great movie and idc what people say.

I despise that remake though. At first I just kinda didn't care for it, but as time goes on I'm actually more insulted at its existence. Instead of a new movie we gotta do nostalgia bait with a movie that's trying to be a remake but bastardizes the presentation so much. I actually can't believe people were making twitter comparisons on "how far technology has come" by comparing the shot for shot remakes, the new film looks hideous when it copies the original directly thanks to the awful character models that don't match the realistic backgrounds, and when it tries to do its own thing, it completely fails to understand what made the original scenes so impactful.

The scenes I mentioned with Mewtwo directing the storm and destroying the lab are such good examples. I can't really find isolated clips unfortunately so bear with me. In the original lab scene, there's a sense of claustrophobia. The scientists stand over Mewtwo in the shot, their faces in darkness as they explain Mewtwo's supposed purpose. In fact, its all dark, its hard to make out the surroundings all the way. There are tubes and lab equipment everywhere surrounding Mewtwo. We get a ton of close up shots where Mewtwo is cramped in the shot- it's kinda basic but it's effective- Mewtwo has just been born but it's essentially a prisoner and it's suffocated by the expectations and purpose forced onto it by Dr. Fuji and his team. When Mewtwo then breaks out, the shot has zoomed out, but he's still surrounded by smoke and such when Giovanni arrives- he's still trapped. Like, there's a point to it all. There's intent in these shots.

In the remake tho we can't have poor lighting because how will we show off our REALISTIC BACKGROUNDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!1! so they removed all the clutter and the lab is all bright so we can see the (ugly) human models bc ohhhhhhhhh technology has come soooo far we swear. so now the claustrophobia so integral to the original scene is gone. I guess you could say the bright light is disorienting for mewtwo??? but it completely fails to match the tone of the original.

There's no reason to watch the new one imo. It's just an inferior version to the original movie to the point it honestly feels insulting to me. It's such a blatant cash grab and idk how ppl dont see that.

#sorry you mentioned the remake i had to go off abt it. i actually think its my least favorite pokemon movie w how insulting it is #the original (superior) version is one of my fave pokemon movies tho it just oozes with charm #idc if its corny. have some love and whimsy in your heart. #mail #kylesplayhouse #also dub exclusive problem but the new voice acting is ofc so much worse than the original

[gemharvest]

I'm so tired of all of the Halloween/ fall related shorts I see using the same godforsaken segment of Oh Klahoma. It's not even Halloweeny can you people PLEASE at least get SOME fucking variety. I swear to god this happened last year too. I'm so tired of hearing that bit of the song and that's coming from someone who really fucking likes that song.

#ramblings #if i have to hear `i cant be the only one who hears you-` in the bg of some halloween shortform content that has fuckall to do- #-with the song i think im gonna tear my face off. its starting to make me sick i hate it here #i think i will be 100% clear here and state its a song that has helped me cope with some shit ive gone through #so while i understand its a trending audio and jack stauber isnt rlly a niche creator (to put it lightly). that doesnt mean im not gonna be #driven insane by hearing the same 30 seconds of a song that i deeply associate with one of THE lowest points in my fucking life #also i kinda just wish theyd use actual halloween music. bitch idc if its corny play the monster mash or something idk

[sycstud]

"Go Gators!" 🐊 Savannah had recently been accepted to the University of Florida as a neuroscience graduate student, which meant the whole family had to join for an orientation tour. Dad had no shortage of oohs- and ahhs-, and he absolutely had to purchase a Gator Dad shirt as soon as they found the campus bookstore. Mom could not have been more proud, but needed to remind Savannah the we are a FSU household and would not be cheering for UF come football season. Ginny spent the day enjoying the free snacks and plotting to raid her sister's closet once she moved out.

Taking a break from the horse-queue, I wanted to show off @simmedaway and I's blended family; Ginny was created by Maggie and is the daughter to my character, Mallory, and half-sister to Savannah. I can never get enough of seeing these girls in both of our games and developing their dynamics, memories, past, and future. 🥺

Dad is sort-of a half baked character between us but he's getting there. 😳

#the sims 3 #sims 3 #ts3 #equus sims #equalitysims #savannah west #mallory west #harry holmes #ginny holmes #its corny and idc bc i love them #also if the poses look stiff its bc they are 😊 #and what ab it

[spacemancraig1111111111]

lols i feel like most ppl only ship crenny bc they think they're bad boys who hate each other and share cigarettes, am i the only one who actually likes them😭 like i think they would be so sweet and protective over each other and i like thinking about them proposing and giving each other bouquets and using corny pet names and giving each other gay kisses and being sweet 💞 why do ppl portray them as dumbasses who fight each other all the time

#they're still dumbasses dont get me wrong i'm just saying 😭😪😔 #i love them being sweet and romantic but i see no content of that #Like there's already hardly any crenny content why does it all have to be them hating each other😭and like hate fucking or whtever #jus wanna read corny ooc sweet romantic bs idc if you think its ooc😖 #and it sucks that all my notps are sweet and romantic but w crenny it's like.the opposite :// #and like craig is so mean to him and the fandom portrays kenny as annoying.like kenny is so quiet how is he annoying #craig would absolutely love that about him he loves a man who can stfu and know his place😭😭 #crenny #sp crenny #lmao ignore this i'm venting and being annoying again😭😭😔

[mellotronmkll]

If you told me I had to pick one decade and could only listen to music made during that decade for the rest of my life well obviously it would be easy as fuck for me to choose that decade and I really wouldn't be that upset like it would be so easy for me to adapt and it would barely affect my life to be perfectly honest. Meanwhile if you told me I could never listen to music made during that decade again I really would just simply kill myself I would have no other option

#I know it's corny of me but idc #Not saying it's actually the pinnacle of music but for me...... I would be so content #Because there's so much to love I would never ever get sick #Even if it was just pop alone honestly but theres so much else that was really peaking then that I love deeply #Across many genres #And its the 70s not the 60s

[calocera]

me typing out multiple paragraphs and deleting them every time someone on my posts stands up for snw spock

#idc how much forethought there is to why he acts how he does because consider: its corny #but blade nation rise i guess

[chickentunasalad566]

how do you ship byler and then not care about will's journey w grappling w his sexuality like...😭

#stranger things #byler #will byers #when i see people saying to not vote for the jonwill talk bc we wont get anything we don't already know from it #yeah and youre not getting anything but a corny paragraph from the monologue either bro #if it was indeed supposed to reference wills van speech(which it does)obvi theyre gonna remoge that before posting it to twitter #and youre not getting hints or spoilers from these scripts im sorry #its not anything interesting... to YOU... TO YOU MAYBE #srry got heated 😋 #mike wheeler #st4 #will x mike #text post #and idc if u voted for the monologue like im curious too! will and jonathan take priority sawry

[sacchairnebeat]

I HATEE SYLVIAAAAA

#loki #MCU loki #loki tv show #IDC what anyone says you cannot change my mind #that woman feels like a self insert character for white womwn who are stuck in 2017 #and write loki x BAMF reader fics #ITS CORNY AND LAME AND I HATE IT #And I HATE how all the black women in the show are villains #FREELOKI #TILL ITS BACKWARDSS

[loserfaceposts]

Demon slayer really is one of the only pieces of media that has genuinely made me cry several times for both positive things happening in the story and negative this is why its genuinely one of my favorite pieces of media I sincerely recommend it to everyone that can handle the rough topics it brings up

#kny manga #demon slayer #kimetsu no yaiba #kny #i kinda wanted to make a small rant and appreciation post of a piece of media that i really fucking love hhhhhhhhhhhh #this shit is corny af but whatever idc #media that made my cry fucking hard as hell lmao #im so normal #please check it out #please please please #its so fucking good #and heartbreaking #and heartwarming #im super normal trust bro #i will literally explode #if you ask me about it I will rant to you so fucking hard but like in a really normal way