if i had a nickel for every time my fave's more or less canon future love interest got his Emotional Support Teacup™️ broken in front of his very eyes
i'd have two nickels
which isn't a lot...
but it's strange it's happened twice 🍵
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hi Maria, how are you?🙂 good night, by the way. Have you seen the leaks for chapter 260?? Kaiser's story is so sad and realistic🫠, I saw many bllk fans saying that they remembered his past☹️
Holy shit nonnie, I just went to check after you mentioned and yeah woah my man, I expected bad cause of that one spread of Isagi and Kaiser on a fancy sofa. Like Isagi's stuff was all nice and clean and Kaiser just had the ball, a very fucked up, old and patched together ball. But I did know expect 'physically abused child-thief thrown in juvenile detention' bad.
Also how the hell would football save nobody preteen from jail time??? He wasn't even an actual child player by then!!!! Jesus blue lock really makes no sense what so ever huh? Is this still about football even?
Anyways now I side with Kaiser even more, kicking a pig in the face is hard as fuck. The emperor says acab, we all must hear. Kaiser is a real one, that's it, steal from the rich, kick cops, kick your abusive parents. Kaiser truly stands at the top, now I hate Isagi's middle class Japanese boy ass even more. He had a loving family and a nice home, never knew suffering in his life, guy could never imagine what Kaiser went through.
Also, know what's even funnier: if I had a nickel every time an anime character raised in poverty was sent to jail and then freed by the power of a national sport I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's strange it happened twice.
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If I had a nickel for every time I watched an AI character have an existential crisis after learning of the true nature of their existence, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's strange that it happened twice.
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rooster doesn’t have tiktok so he doesn’t know what hangman is putting on there
based on this
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Okay so Splatoon Dream Lore Update,
I had another one lmao. A bit shorter and "vaguer" this time.
Yeah I basically dreamed that Side Order dropped, and I started playing to quickly realise that it was completely different from what was advertised.
I don't remember much, but for some reason you were exploring in Antarctica with a bunch of random guys. There was this shark dude you fight as a boss and then after he decides you're cool and joins you.
Literally the only "Splatoon" element left in was that sometimes Marina would teleport in to taunt you and monologue. She was definably a villain here, and wore a silver winter outfit.
Occasionally she'd have the face of a withered old woman, although it might have been a mask.
That's pretty much it from what I can recall.
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coming out as a reluctant prometheus enjoyer. it's lodged in the very side of my brain this week. gross pisstake of an alien movie, i'm rather partial to you.
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My friend looked at the first photo and said Tommy was hot. I screeched like a banshee, shouted "NO." and skipped to the second photo.
Her: "No no, go back. I saw a hottie. I saw a hottie."
I was literally pounding the floor laughing and screeching hysterically, and I don't even know if it was because it was hilarious or cursed that my friend found my fave HOT.
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if i had a nickel for every time joan of arc manifested herself as a strange cosmically tortured autistic transgender dyke in mexico i'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice right
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If I had a nickel for every time I fell for a beautiful, blonde haired, traumatized, INFJ vampire I'd have two nickels but it's strange that it happened twice! 🤌
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Have you seen Failboat's latest video? He let me choose what the horde would be carrying
If I had a nickel for every time I'm paid to draw Kirby with a detailed/strange face this year, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice
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