it’s very funny to me that Dylan Hollis is exactly the type of man who a grandmother would LOVE. like traditionally speaking she would kill to have her granddaughter bring him back as her boyfriend
but alas. it’ll be her grandson.
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Barnes: why is it when something happens, it’s always you three?
Lockwood:
Lucy:
George:
George: good planning?
Barnes: go to hell
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I’m an artist I swear
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Reread last night’s gortposting and… lmao sorry lads
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there is only one valid landlord
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okay since today is the day i just spout random shit apparently. oda sakunosuke is vash and wolfwood’s love child. and post
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Mischa has pride flags in his room and hangs them up because he’s an “ally”
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Jimmy and Kim are T4T
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The paranormal is super interesting to me. I think a lot of people see the bad side of it because they don’t treat entities with respect and sensationalize them. Rationally, if they are real dead people, then they should be treated as one would any other human; if they are spirits, then they are simply another species as intelligent as ourselves, and should also be treated with the utmost sensitivity, since their culture is likely different than our own due to their lack of physical bodies. Terms like “angel” and “demon” moralize these phenomena, and could possibly be taken as slurs by non-corporeal beings who understand the language these words are spoken in.
I dislike the term “ghost hunting” because the wording is much like the kind you’d use to refer to hunting a species of animal. I also dislike the concept of commercialized haunted locations. Imagine someone — who believes you are a horrifying monster — barging into your home with cameras, hoping to take pictures of you. Imagine someone opening up your house as a tourist attraction — a zoo — for the whole world because they think they can make money off of how creepy you are… Honestly, I don’t think the ghosts are the ones being creepy.
Yeah, I’d be strangling people and throwing shit across the room too if I had to deal with the clout-obsessed, phone-toting paparazzi that are living humans.
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pete maverick mitchell eats soap ❤️
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Gun. by mcr is a tybalt song in this essay I will
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Headcanon of the day: Martin Blackwood and Jonathan Jarchivist Sims are t4t.
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penguin classics blue spine > black spine. is this controversial
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The real reason it didn’t work out between Alana and Will or Alana and Hannibal isn’t because of the murder or anything, it’s because Will is butch4femme and Hannibal is femme4butch but Alana is femme4femme. Obviously
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I think the sign my brain has truly rotted into the earth is when I watch a clip of a game called “parasite in love” and my critique is that the humanoid hallucination of the brain eating amoeba looks boring.
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