#i’m gonna eat them

[femboylando]

norstappen and their wag yes

#f1 #formula 1 #max verstappen #norstappen #I’m gonna eat them #max and lando wearing matching fits #boyfriends yeah

[duckiiboop]

Rise ditaris nation, RISE!!! 🦅🦅🦅💛🖤

Art trade with the wonderful Eli/ @prosciuttos-buns of Dita and Risotto! 🥰🥰🥰 I love them so much your honor GRAAAAAAAH /POS

It was such an honor drawing them!! 💕

#ducky doodles #gift art #jjba oc x canon #art for the besties #prosciuttos-buns #I’m gonna eat them #artists on tumblr #jjba oc

[vmpirekoo]

still haven’t recovered from this like that’s my gfs yall

#the plushies and the headbands omfg #i’m gonna eat them

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 162

“So,” Danny drawled from where he was sitting, legs kicking slightly. Really, what a fun reincarnation. A world with heroes and villains where he didn’t have to do shit in and could just vibe with Ellie. 

“So,” Tim responded from where he was typing on his computer, mostly in civilian clothes save for his gauntlets and boots. The Red Robin outfit was haphazardly dropped across the couch and his pole leaning against the end. 

“Technically there’s proper procedures for clones…” Danny motioned to both himself and Ellie from where they sat on the counter, snacking on a plateful of scones. From Alfred, he was certain. 

“Technically, yes… but do we want to actually do that?” 

All three of them smiled, something almost feral in the motion. Of course not. They all had the same memories after all, and Bruce had just returned from the past, from exactly where and when Tim had said he was. Despite no one believing him, hence why they were in his boathouse, and not in the apartment or manor. 

“Think we can pull it off?” Ellie took a sip of tea, mischief swirling in her eyes. 

“Of course we can.” Both Danny and Tim spoke at once, one pulling up a new doc and the other pulling the whiteboard out from under a curtain. 

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #danny fenton #ellie fenton #tim drake #Ras: *Makes Tim Clones* #Danny & Ellie: Lmao we’re gonna blow up this place and go- buh-bye now~ #All three of them are salty about the whole time-travelling thing #Tim: Why is one of my clones a girl? #Ellie: Idk man but I’m not changing #Tim: Fair enough do u want me to make you guys proper IDs #They’re going to do mischief and make the Batfam think they’ve always been triplets #They have the paper trail to prove that the Drakes had triplets #Neither Danny or Ellie have powers but that isn’t going to stop them #Nothing can go wrong ever they’re sure #Why yes this is inspired by the Ao3 fic Twincognito Mode #Why YES Bruce does in fact think he somehow adjusted the timeline #And Yes Clockwork does do a little nudge to make their IDs & history *pretty* solid #He's back in Long Now eating popcorn and watching his new favorite show

[kittykatthetacodemon]

I too want to be so gay and in love that my relationship is part of an “institutional problem” and the actual Metatron, Voice of God, has to come down from heaven on high to stealth break us up because the miracles we do together are too strong. Power couple

#good omens #good omens 2 #ineffable husbands #in the last hour since finishing the show I have swung so wildly from despair to rock hard and very amused optimism #these two are canonically the most intelligent and competent idiots to have ever failed to achieve literally anything #and everything always ends up alright for them in the end #so. everything is gonna be fine. and I’m going to watch and eat popcorn and point and laugh at heaven and hell #for thinking they can outwit these nitwits

[emry-stars-art]

Okay listen. When I decided to give squid Jean (squean) bite marks/scars last year I was just making it make sense that he lived with a pod of orcas who thought it was super fun to scare him and threaten him, I didn’t know tsc would come out and make that detail somehow 100x worse

Someone get this kid to Whalemack and Abby stat :( thank you Renee

Find the mer aus masterpost here

#I was just thinking in the very real sense that some orcas have been known to eat squid #and yeah maybe mers have a general thing about not eating other mers #(who knows. maybe it’s only most mers/more social mers) #(and this is not a hard and fast rule) #(idk the ocean is scary) #but this is the raven equivalent. jeans probably right to be actually worried #but hey! he gets a new hairstyle while I test them out #more of the external gill/regular hair look #anyway. sorry #aftg #tsc #the sunshine court #in a weird way we have managed to have to tag #tsc spoilers #fan art #my art #mer au #oops all mers au #squean #renee swimmer #<< I give. renee swimmer #next I’m gonna have to stoop to shaaron #for shark Aaron 😂😭 #uhhh if I need to tag anything else lmk

[nearlycassidy]

angel eyes 🕊️

#good omens #good omens 2 #ineffable husbands #good omens fan art #gomens #azirphale #crowley #aziracrow #i was gonna make the lines pretty but I like them better messy #good lord I need to eat something #I’m thinking a sandwich but from where… #mmm #life is full of decisions

[trans-bonnie-bunny]

i’m actually gonna cry. i have been fighting for my life over this ship for the past YEAR AND. AHALF AND I. IM GOING ABSOLUTLRT RABID

#fnaf #bonnie #fnaf sb #five nights at freddy's #freddy fazbear #glamrock bonnie #fnaf bonnie #fronnie #glamrock fronnie #fnaf ruin #fnaf dlc #IM GOI INSNAE #IM GONNA EXPLODE #i eat them both #i lvoe them both #the best #i’m so sad why is he dead #freddy come back for your husband

[dragonselkie]

:3 x :|

#link click #shiguang #i love them so much #I’m gonna eat them nom nom nom #cheng xiaoshi #lu guang

[bakudekublogblog]

EVERY TIME I REMEMBER KACCHAN CALLS HIM “IZUKU” NOW I FALL TO MY KNEES AND CANT STOP SHAKING IZUKU ARE YOU KIDDING THATS SO TENDER AND INTIMATE AND LOVING

#BAKUDEKU #BKDK #IZUKU IZUKU IZUKU COME HOME YOURE UNSTEADY IZUKU #WE ARE HERE FOR WHAT YOU CANT HANDLE ON YOUR OWN IZUKU #hhhhhhh it’s such an ADMISSION it’s such a REVEALING MOMENT #and he INSISTS ON IT he’s not going back he’s like no you’re izuku you always should have been izuku #hhhdjshskdksks fuck fuck fuck fuck i’M NORMAL ABOUT THEM I’m WHJEBAKWBDKSJSK I’M GONNA EAT GLASS

[vamprlestat]

your flesh and bone welcome me in | •

#i’m gonna eat these pictures #and ivy sharing them and using vore in the post???? actually insane #iii #iv #sleep token iii #sleep token iv #sleep token #m speaks

[crybaby-bkg]

you know its wrong. he knows its wrong. but its something about the wrongness of it all, the sneaking around, the secrets, the pleasure, that makes it all so worth it.

"Nurse, would you mind staying late again today? I'm going to need your help with pushing these records through to Kyoto." Doctor Getou informs you, as he peeks his head into the break room. you perk up instantly, already knowing the insinuation of his message that the other nurses clearly don't get.

"Of course, Doctor." you nod to him, meek, as if you were nervous to stay late around the very prestigious, very professional and non-rule breaking doctor. if only.

when he walks away, the nurses start to gossip, elbowing you in your side, telling you how lucky you are to be able to stare at him a little longer. that if they were in your shoes, they would do more than push records with him. that you should take the opportunity to at least let him kiss you, with tongue.

if only they knew that it was so much more than that.

"I think you like this," Getou says against your mouth, panting, his own smiling. but you can't seem to form enough thought to close your own, too focused on not sliding off of his desk that he's got you on right now. he fucks you on it hard enough that papers go flying, that his computer mouse is knocked on the floor, that the desk has scraped up the linoleum from the exertion.

"Ask me, nurse; what do I like?" Dr. Getou grabs your face in his hands when he realizes that you're too fucked out to really hear him. that's what two orgasms back to back will do to a person, especially without reprieve. he smacks your cheeks a few times, calling your name sweetly when it still doesn't bring you back down to earth.

"What," you swallow down the spit accumulated on your tongue. "What do I like, Dr. Getou?" he groans at the title, something you've discovered makes his cock twitch when he's inside of you. maybe its because you moan it so debauchedly in the late afternoons, and turn around in the morning and say it so sweetly in front of your coworkers, in front of your patients, in front of Dr. Gojo who still thinks he might have a chance with you.

"You like the secrecy of it all," he smiles, looking so composed save for the flush on his cheeks and the strand of hair that's fallen from his bun from fucking you against the wall earlier. "You like knowing something so painstakingly obvious, yet no one can even guess what goes on between us. You like looking so innocent and meek, even though your hole swallows me up, greedy, every time I call for you."

he sounds so cocky, so sure of himself, like you're some pet that comes crawling every time he places his palm out in front of you. you try to frown at him, to pout, but he fucks the expression right off until it melts into one of pure bliss.

"That's not true," you still try to fight back, despite the way your thighs wrap around his hips when he fakes like he's going to pull out. he fixes you with a knowing look, but doesn't stop, grabbing your chest in his hand, the other toying with your swollen clit.

"Don't try to deny it, sweetheart. This tells me everything I need to know." he says with another flick of your clit, cocky, grinning all the while. and even though you try to deny it again, Dr. Getou works your body the way he knows will bring you into a puddle of nothingness in only a matter of seconds. after all, the doctor always knows best.

#eats him and eats him and eats him and #at first I was gonna do patient reader and medical malpractice but I realized #that I’ve already done that with Toji LOL #so now we have nurse x dr which I love just as much #I have two other wips for Toji n choso and I’m tryna figure out when I wanna post them??? #maybe one midday tomorrow and the other Tuesday ish #idk I go through these bouts of not writing and then writing a lot and I’m like #should I sustain my writing and hold it off for when I don’t/cant write LOL #idk I might just post them both tomorrow #rambling sorry #—new treat in the streets! 🍫 #getou treats! 🍬

[clearancecreedwatersurvival]

If I write fanfic for dungeon meshi I’m gonna start with writing about the demon cause I loooooooove cosmic horror and the way the demon was set up in the story is still giving me brainworms a couple hours after finishing the manga.

Honestly that element reminds me a lot of FMA, I think there are some pretty clear influences there, but tbh the winged lion in dunmeshi is a more compelling character than the dwarf in the flask.

AND the integration of dnd style planar stuff was so fucking goooood.

Like the moment I got to this bit I was like ‘Oh Fuck This Rules this is how you do a demon deal!’

And then the other little hints towards its nature had me !!!!!!

I already mentioned this panel in a post but I’ll do it again cause it’s fucking breathtaking

And these bits are gonna live in my mind forever now, SO fucking goooood

But what’s most intriguing is the backstory chapter for the demon like!!! Going from

To being like, the origin of magic and of the variation in humanoid races??? And worshipped as presumably many separate gods??? And then being sealed away at some point, somehow, cut off from the whole of the planet and confined to the saddest little pocket dimension of all time while the society driven by its influence collapses???????

AND THEN FINALLY this comment from the elves?????????????

GOD the worldbuilding in dunmeshi is making me crazy holy shit.

#dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi manga spoilers #the winged lion #dunmeshi liveblog #technically I finished it earlier but I’m gonna put it in that tag anyway cause I’m still thinking thoughts #caitie speaks #long post #once again no idea I will add them after I eat

[agerasiaa]

I was thinking about a radiostatic au where they are still both alive and Vox is Alastor’s stalker and Alastor is still the same serial killer, but then I realized that sounds like a killing stalking au and now I’m deeply disturbed

#sharing this so I can exorcise the thought #never thinking about it again #radiostatic #hazbin hotel #staticradio #jk I’m laughing abt it #vox would be like some salesman failing at life #and alastor would be himself aka the radio host who kills ppl and eats them #and vox would have like a celebrity hate crush thing idk #haven’t tought abt it that far #and won’t #:D #NO BC AL WAS ALSO MAMA’S BOY I’M GONNA JUMP OF MY WINDOW

[yumichikamadarame]

boys will be married and go on shopping sprees and take selfies in the fitting room together

commission by the lovely @cha-r4

#ikkayumi #yumichika ayasegawa #ikkaku madarame #everyone please for the love of good zoom in on yumichika’s face #HE’S BEAUTIFUL #cha committed witchcraft to capture his beauty properly #ikkaku is also handsome and silly and i’m giving him a little kiss but YUMICHIKA #he’s the star of this show #i might post the pose and outfit references too just for fun bc i like them so much #the outfit i picked for yumi…….god i’m gonna eat him he’s so beautiful #also ripping hair out in chunks thinking about them just having a simple and sweet day together trying on clothes and being silly and #laughing together and sharing little kisses all day long on a shopping spree………….i’m not normal #yumikkaku #ikkaku x yumichika #yumichika x ikkaku

[kyurochurro]

OUGHHHH finals have killed me…….. only way to recover is to draw spirk dancing :>;> :D ✨💫 🎶 I think Kirk would be a great dancer…..🚶

#churro art #digital art #fanart #doodles #AOUGHHH I’ve been so ……… so so so brainless these days jeez I TELL YA #today. it took me this entire day just to make this. bec I’m so sleepy and distracted I kept eating food and just watching actual tos LMFAOA #adn I’ll be honest I was low key not sure if I liked this at the end but afterwards I was like AOOUGH!! #ITS Them…. they’re dancing omg. and I was just happy CC: #anyways it’s not that good or awesome but it’s just a lil wind down drawing to recover from all the hard uni work!!! #so i SUPPOSEEE it doesn’t rlly matter hehe #ALSOOO I DREW THIS WHILE LISTENIGN TO OLDIES.. Frankie valli and frank sinatra u know.. #u can tell I was thinking of mid century print art with the whispies and sparkles HEHE #ANYWAYS IM GONNA GO. WRAP UP PROJECTS NEOW and keep watching tos.. #star trek #star trek the original series #star trek tos #james kirk #james t kirk #spock #s'chn t'gai spock #spirk #tos #GOOFNIGHT ST NATION!!! 🥳🤩😙👽