One of my least favorite types of people are the ones who try to use "dude" and "bro" as a slur. Remember that time when a hedge fund manager bought the patent to a medication and jacked up a price, so a bunch of people tried desperately to dub him "pharma bro"? Weird shit.
Like how do you see a price-gouging billionaire and be like "omg that's total bro behavior". Man shut up, we are busy doing keg stands and getting cool sunglasses to wear when we flex at the beach. Dudebros don't even know what a hedge fund is, we are too stupid.
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Oh, I desperately need to see the JP dub and the subtitles for the changes in the dialogue after seeing that they had Mario say THAT in the reunion scene
referring to this
I know right?!?! Just when I thought the scene couldn't get more pure ❤💚
Please keep in mind, that is what Twitter translated the tweet to. I'm not sure if it's 100% efficient but it looks correct ...
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People who say Gale is the cis/het are incredibly wrong and clearly have never interacted with an intrinsically divorced bisexual man before.
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While the turtles are staying with April in season one, she has a somewhat hard time keeping food in the fridge. Four mutant turtle teens are no joke as far as appetite is concerned, and the novelty of having 100% new and fresh foods in the fridge at all times is not lost on them. They have to be encouraged a couple times to help themselves, and when they finally do it's like an apocalypse on her fridge.
She also enjoys introducing them to new things during this time. She brings home one of those TUBS of pillsbury cookie dough to make them fresh chocolate chip cookies. Before they're in the oven, Mikey finds her and she lets him have some of the dough.
And then Donnie comes into the kitchen and freezes when he sees them. He looks at the dough. He looks at Mikey. He looks at April.
"Did you let Mikey have chocolate?"
April looks at him. Looks at Mikey. "...Yes?"
Don FREAKS out and smacks the spoon out of Mikey's hand. "We can't have chocolate, we're severely allergic!"
April PANICS. "What?? I didn't know, I'm so sorry!"
"What do you mean you didn't know?" Don asks, clutching his baby brother to his chest like he's about to perish. Mikey looks confused. "You wouldn't give chocolate to a dog, would you?"
April's freaking out escalates. Dogs aren't supposed to have chocolate! She knows that much. "What do I do? Should we—uh—go to the ER?"
"Are you insane?" Don has Mikey practically in a headlock and Mikey is—crying? Choking? "We need a VET, April!"
Splinter, whose dad-sense is tingling so hard that his fur is standing on end, enters the kitchen ominously. "Boys. I hope you're behaving and being kind to our host."
April is like, five seconds away from just dying of sheer embarrassment and worry. She looks at Splinter with huge eyes, about to admit she's POISONED his son, and then Don dissolves into giggles.
She stares at him, open mouthed in shock. He releases Mikey, who as it turns out, is also giggling. The chokehold was doing little to suppress it. Splinter puts his head in his hand.
"I'm just kidding April. We eat chocolate just fine."
She has to take another long moment to process the shock and calm her heart down. Don's laughing so hard he's tearing up.
April has never had little siblings before. She used to wonder what it would be like, and there was a time in her life where she had even wanted a little brother or sister to tease and love.
She did not know the true nature of little siblings. Which is evil, naturally.
She chases Don out of the kitchen with the biggest wooden spoon she has, and Splinter HOPES she catches him.
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Okay the thing is that it would have been SO easy for Wyll to turn to the dark side, as it were. When he was exiled he had nothing but a blade and a demon in his ear. He knows he did the right thing and was punished for it, and then he was set loose. The fact that Wyll spent seven years with a devil as his patron and only consistent companion and still remained good is a testament to his determination, grit, and strength of character, not dullness of it
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Okay guys, hear me out because I am not going to repeat myself.
We are supporting RWBY.
I am going to get a FIRST membership for the new epilogue, and Beyond, and I am going to subscribe to rwby_vt Twitch as I will religiously watch every live.
I will re-watch volume 9 on the Rooster Teeth website as it comes out.
I will keep playing the show on Crunchyroll and give it views all over again, since I renewed my yearly subscription just for that.
And I will spam all the #SaveRWBY and #greenlightvolume10, and all their variants of tags on Twitter and any other social platform I have on my disposal.
We know that CRWBY is working really hard, especially Kerry, for this show and for us. I know that, rationally speaking, there's still hope because they wouldn't be doing this if there wasn't. Kerry wouldn't have gone on the business meetings, etc, if it was useless.
So, let's subscribe for the epilogue! Let's watch the twitch lives! Let's keep talking about it! Let's do literally anything that proves just how much we love RWBY and need it to continue!
Let's show them how much this series is loved, and how good it would be to have us on their side. Let's show them how much RWBY is worth it.
I know that all this uncertainty is awful, and I hate it too. But uncertainty works on both ways, and no outcome is sure, including failure. All that is sure though, is that CRWBY is working hard and that supporting them is the least we can and should do.
And now is the time to do it.
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Everybody shut up! My favorite little toxic motherfucker just dropped!
Ming is awful in all the best ways!
He practices safe sex.
He knows how he likes it.
He is direct when it comes to sex (but nothing else).
He is aggressive.
He has problems.
And he is about to be a whole ass problem.
I love him!
And so does Joe,
which is where he fucked up!
Ming only wants one thing right now, and that's a stand-in.
I won't apologize for anything this man does
Because I'm actively rooting for him to be The Worst
I'm so happy!
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