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Finished my first audio in a million billion gazillion years, it's a horror one shot. My Greasefire Life 2 is in production, I just need to finish casting some collabs and stuff then we're off! All my other ongoing series will continue too after that's out, including the final chapters of Blue Infinity!

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One of my least favorite types of people are the ones who try to use "dude" and "bro" as a slur. Remember that time when a hedge fund manager bought the patent to a medication and jacked up a price, so a bunch of people tried desperately to dub him "pharma bro"? Weird shit.

Like how do you see a price-gouging billionaire and be like "omg that's total bro behavior". Man shut up, we are busy doing keg stands and getting cool sunglasses to wear when we flex at the beach. Dudebros don't even know what a hedge fund is, we are too stupid.

#dudebros #dudebro pride #leave us alone #literal discrimination against himbos #I won't stand for it

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Nighttime Car Ride🌠⭐️

(This takes time after the New Jersey Rats escaped Tricky Ricky's clutches and on their way driving to the airport)

Marilyn (Intern): (chuckled) This reminds me of how Tricky Ricky failed to get us.

Jean: ...A bread falling over..????

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When I was little I wanted to go to the juvie from the movie Holes because the idea of digging holes with the boys all day in a wasteland of cool venomous lizards appealed to me on an instinctive level.

#digging up ho-oles diggin' #digging up ho holes #ah #youuuuu got to go and dig those holes

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You might think that physically running away is a response for escaping physical danger, but you can also use it to avoid awkward situations. Pesky salesman won't take a no? Just run away! People at a social event asking personal questions? Run! Don't explain anything! Just run!

#pro tip #life hack

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songs used to have a bridge and a third chorus

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I'm working on it!! It should be out by Saturday! It's like ROM3O but more disturbing :3

Waiting in anticipation for Escaped to release something so fucked up that I can ignore my real life emotions.

#escaped audios #horror ASMR

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Oh lmao I forgot I play fictional characters for a second there. I'm like yeah I'm definitely a whale man... but lava?

I'm actually very scared of lava! I know lava is scary just in gernal but I'm terrified of volcano eruptions and documentaries about Pompeii are basically like horror films to me. Watching geologists grab lava samples in their fireproof suits makes my heart rate explode, lava is horrifying and probably the only thing that can kill me.

How does it feel to be both sharkwhaleboy and lavagirl?

But why lavagirl? 🤣

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How does it feel to be both sharkwhaleboy and lavagirl?

But why lavagirl? 🤣

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Is there going to anything new for the New Jerseys gang? (P.s how’s your throat feeling?)

I have plans eventually but there's nothing in production as of now and I'm not even going to think about it until Blue Infinity and Der Wolfsjäger are finished.

#escaped audios #the new jersey rats

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I am the only child actor to grow up to be sane (I was the baby in Eraserhead and I turned out fine).

#Dan Schneider wasn't on set though #He made eye contact with David Lynch and ran away in terror

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Hello! Sorry if what I ask is too much but could there be a short audio of badabing? Please? he’s my favorite character, but if not then that’s okay

That's up to @atonalasmr being up to being the main character in an episode :P

#escaped audios #the new jersey rats #atonal asmr

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Stacy from new orleans rats

I love jazz women

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I think it's so weird when people refer to pregnancy as a "trope", usually negatively being like "ugh I hate the pregnancy trope". As if pregnancy was some plot construct and not a thing that is part of most people's lives at some point, either being pregnant or supporting a pregnant partner. Like... pregnancy happens irl and those people have stories too so what's the deal?

Idk, I guess it's valid to think "ah pregnancy can really hamper other plotlines" or whatever but it's so weird to call it "the pregnancy trope". Like it was on par with the one bed trope or the chosen one trope. Outrageous.

#tropes #pregnancy trope #writer thoughts

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This can't possibly be real lmao, this has to be satire. It's too much 😂😂

If you say my love interests feel like they were "written by a woman" I'm not gonna take it as a compliment, that opinion is the most brainrotted patronizing bullshit ass "compliment" you could possibly give I'm not kidding it's so fucking annoying.

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Playing around with my intern design :3

Might rant about her later