#i will eat it

[nubinublado]

Scott Pilgrim takes off: *makes romona a Netflix delivery girl*

Me: ah that's kinda shill-ey but at least they're not promoting Amazon ig

SPTO: *uses it for early Lucas Lee foreshadowing and you can see scott get an email from Matthew Patel*

Me: God dammit they've got me.

#scott pilgrim #scott pilgrim takes off #scott pilgram vs the world #so fucking hyped #the art i want to eat it #i will eat it #also am i the only one who didn't recognize micheal cera at first #doesn't seem like he's doing awkward scott so maybe that's why he sound *different*

[hyperfixation-tangentopia]

Someone save me from myself dry dog food looks and smells yummy

#save me #I will eat it #I've accidentally eaten a dry dog cookie/treat before #and intentionally eaten wet cat food of two kinds #dry/creamy treats #and dry cat food #I will eat this

[bearzclub]

i want to eat the magnus archives

#the magnus archives #tma #tma podcast #tma brainrot #tma shitpost #i am so not normal about them #i will eat it

[pigeonwit]

usually kath & her doctor are toursies based. 2 me HOWEVER. i think it'd be silly if ben fankhauser was the david tennant of the au (because he came back 4 the proshot) so kath would be kara lindsay because. yeah

thats so fun actually. i can really see ben fanks davey and kara lindsays kath having that perfect ten and donna dynamic. mr and mrs spartacus. the harvey wallbanger debacle. 'OI watch it spaceman!!!' 'OI watch it earth girl!!!'. flawless no notes

#devouring all of dr whosies #any little tidbit #i will eat it #dr whosies #newsies

[jrwiyuri]

MY MOM ORDERED HOUSE OF LEAVES FOR ME LETS GOO

#stupid snake talk #hard cover #I will have this book in my hands.. #I WILL eat it

[clownishvlogs]

No because why did they start making not food things smell like food cuz yes I will bite the deodorant if it’s PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE FLAVOURED? OBVIOUSLY????

#don’t judge me #shitpost #funny #lmao #I’m joking kinda #not rlly #hehe #can you tell I’m a Remus kinnie #no but seriously #I will eat it #it smells so good #sanders sides

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

#like im not gonna name names but i can think of at least 3 channels #where they stopped posting short form content and went #wait the patreon is paying my rent im no longer a slave to the algorithm gods #HELL YEAH TIME TO SPEND 5+ MONTHS PUTTING TOGETHER A 3+ HOUR VIDEO #and i eat that shit up every time

[stimmingandstruggling]

more good news from tiktok: they’ve started blocking celebrities.

they’re calling it block party 2024. just blocking and ignoring countless celebrities who havent said shit about palestine. influencers, actors, anyone who went to the met gala, whatever, they’re getting blocked. and people keep talking about how cathartic it is, how good it feels, how they never realized they could DO that. there was some kind of subconscious law against blocking famous people, but it’s broken, and people are LOVING it. and it’s WORKING. a social media/digital advertising coordinator was talking about how ad companies are PANICKING, because they can’t accurately target anymore. so many big influencers, including fucking LIZZO started talking about palestine the MOMENT their follower counts started going down. and the best part? no one is forgiving them. lizzo posted a tiktok asking people to donate to palestinian families, and all the comments just said you’re a multimillionaire. put your money where your mouth is. blocked.

i feel like i’m witnessing the downfall of celebrity culture, right here right now. people are waking up.

#i’ve always blocked celebrities #but there’s something so beautiful about seeing someone discover that #so many people talking about how they joined the trend and then discovered hey. this feels good #i don’t need to pay attention to them! i’m going to block more! and i’m not unblocking them!!! #and it all started because someone at the met gala said let them eat cake #tiktok #block party #block party 2024

[sheepydraws]

The secret Dungeon Meshi sauce that's getting people to eat better is that it's so non-judgmental. Senshi and the rest of the gang never talk about what not to eat besides things that taste bad and literal poison. They don't even talk about "health" that much besides the importance of a balanced diet. It's so much easier to eat well when you think of food simply as something your body needs, and that it's often worth the extra effort to make it taste good, especially when you understand how to connect "things your body needs" with "things that taste good"

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dunmeshi #idk I just think a lot about how no one talked about hot fatty pork was unhealthy #or even scolded Maricelle for wanting something they couldn't afford #Senshi just said 'you haven't been eating fat so your body needs some. let's make something rich and delicious!'

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

License to Kitty.

#dungeon meshi #izutsumi #marcille donato #chilchuk tims #I still stand by my tags on the Izutsumi character study piece I did in January - but I will repeat myself on a few lines here: #I *really* love this character. I love that all of the dungeon meshi crew are complicated and have difficult to love components. #But Izutsumi is a particular kind of hard to love. I foresee a lot of people being turned off by her abrasiveness and lack of teamwork. #She is very self-centered and openly goes against what the party agrees on. #She's a picky eater in a story that is 50% about eating good and healthy food! #It is in part about her growth but admittedly even *then* she remains rather true to her self-centeredness. #Even though she isn't as nice or funny or compassionate as the others...Izutsumi is still someone worth loving. #Even the more difficult people are someone worth loving. #And those people in turn are people who have something and someone they love. #She may be a girlcat but she is the most human of them all. #I hope that if you are an anime only watcher and are feeling put off by her at the moment; you'll give her a chance. #By the way: *yes* I worked very hard to draw that skateboard pose. It was worth it. #EDIT: HAPPY 500th POST OF POORLY-DRAW-MDZS!!! What a comic to commemorate the milestone with!

[badolmen]

WARNING 18+

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#ra speaks #it’s a silly joke/pun dw #we stay silly :3 #edit: #woahg. that’s a lot of notes. hi everybody o/ #10k. stop clenching your jaw and drink some water. #15k. eat some fresh fruit this week! I’m having kiwis tonight :] #20k. quit sitting like a shrimp it’s bad for your neck! sit up straight and do a little stretch every now and then #25k. I’m up at 2 AM but I’ll get to see the sunrise today :] if you can’t see that I hope you admire the sunset later today #30k. do something fun you haven’t done in a while. I haven’t drawn in months - I think I’ll paint a cat tomorrow :3 #40k. I just slept 9 hours straight for the first time in weeks :] remember to ask for help when you need it! no glory in senseless suffering

[shining-sphinx]

So I got into dungeon meshi and i’ve been telling everyone who I talk to. I love everything about the world, characters, the art, etc.

BUT

People are not kidding when they say that senshi will manifest in your head to tell you to eat better. Like I have a hard time remembering to eat but my brain would be like “you haven’t eaten in some hours, you need a meal” and I would be like you’re very right internal senshi I’m gonna see what I can make. Then I make food??? Honestly Gods sent senshi for helping so many people eat better

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #senshi #I feel like all the people are eating better because of senshi is very indicative of the main message of dungeon meshi #senshi of izganda #I made bread today it was nice

[xmaplemistyx]

All oiled up for more fun 😈

source: maplemistyx

#18+ only #adult entertainment #hot nude #seethrough #sexy titts #daily noods #18+ account #i sell custom content #sexy tease #onlytease #lick my pussy #eat my pussy #wet ass pussy

[podcastwizard]

cashier: ok that'll be $20

me (visibly sweating): ah, yes, of course! a perfectly reasonable price for a grilled cheese and a small smoothie! that was exactly the price i expected you to say when i ordered a single grilled cheese and a smoothie and my vision is NOT getting blurry as we speak! i am a perfectly normal temperature and my speech patterns are natural and even because this is the countenance of an individual who expected to pay 20 american dollars for a single grilled cheese and a smoothie!

cashier: where's all that blood coming from

#this is my fault moving to la #if anyone tells me to just bring food from home and stop eating out i KNOW #i'm BAD ABOUT THAT but i'm TRYING

[bellemyers]

Amaury the chocolate guy has done it again

#chocolate guy #amaury guichon #amaury #I wanna eat that

[lordgroose]

my favorite work memory from this store will always be “hey remember when the subway inside the store closed down and they let me take a bunch of their shit for free and now it lives inside my house?”

my life is a joke

#mine #subway #eat fresh #sbubby #retail #i should not be allowed to decorate inside my own home #i just think they're neat #fast food #kitsch