#stupid snake talk

[mothmans-led-lamp]

I really just need some reptiles in my life. That would fix everything, I think

#reptile #goblin culture #goblincore #stupid snake talk #snakes #snakeblr #goblin aesthetic #aesthetic #corvidcore #mosscore #weird core

[fanficspringboard]

The best laid plans

Status: Incomplete, last update in August '22

Wordcount: 39k

Rating: Teen

After the disastrous Triwizard tournament, Harry spends his summer as always under house arrest in Private Drive, with minimal food and a mountain of housework. One day he meets Nagini sent by Lord Voldemort for a spying mission giving the beginning to a very unusual friendship.

Nagini made my sides hurt with laughter, she is hilarious: swearing sociopath with no mouth filter who in a blink of a second can change into protective mama-snake. There is no sanctity for her - she despises the Dursleys, the ministry, cowardly Death Eaters calling them very colorful names. Harry's summer becomes bearable with such companion.

I can't wait for new chapters and will revisit the fic in a few weeks. It's been funniest, most giggle-inducing fanfiction I've read so far.

9/10

Link to AO3: click

Image from Unsplash by Museums Victoria

#harry potter fanfic rec #hp fanfic #fanfic #harry potter #hp recs #fic rec #review #harry potter fanfiction #humor #lots of swearing #nagini #lord voldemord #parseltongue #stupid snake talk #crack fic

[jrwiyuri]

Sorry boys fan content would’ve gone crazy during that one specific mcyt period where people thought everything Wilbur did was an arg

#stupid snake talk #like when Tommy just did a bit about being in the mud and ppl ran with it for so long cause it was wilbur who called him #im just saying #so much of sorry boys content could be used like that even tho it’s rlly mainly just bullshit ❤️

[jrwiyuri]

That one post where it was like ‘let Jay have boyfriends too’ is so real. She needs some boyfriends to go along with all her girlfriends!! Let’s start with chip and gill

#stupid snake talk #^ gill is already jays girlfriend. but he can ALSO become her boyfriend. both at the same time

[jrwiyuri]

What the HELL is this @Bizly?????? Your coward ass is always hiding behind just rolled with it releases. You are a SPINELESS LOSER. Chip is still gay and that’s FINAL. There is just WAY to many instances of you BLATANLY telling us. You are a DISGUSTING person for this btw.

#stupid snake talk #jrwi #chip jrwi #|| #yup. this one deserves tags

[jrwiyuri]

Transgenderism is so cool… I love u transgender ppl

#stupid snake talk

[jrwiyuri]

I can’t explain this any other way but tumblr treats House just like how they treated Breaking Bad except I think everything tumblr says about House is 100% true

#stupid snake talk

[jrwiyuri]

Hey, look at me. Don’t you think it’s beautiful that there’s queer love everywhere?

#stupid snake talk #the designs made by one of my best friends stained onto my arm #a poem written into my notebook #books given to me for Christmas #a secret holloween costume tucked into my closet #paragraphs upon paragraphs. words upon words. all in my phone #each one another way of saying ‘I love you. I love you. I love you’ #is that not beautiful..?

[jrwiyuri]

Love to see the dsmp finale but I’m not watching that shit. My ass has come to terms with its ending long ago and I am not about to unpack that shit again!!

#stupid snake talk #/hj #I just don’t wanna be emotional rn & I’m bein dramatic about it

[jrwiyuri]

Will people ever learn that being rude / condescending to people genuinely asking simple questions has never and will not ever be beneficial to activism. It will almost never get people on your side it will always make people dislike you and if people dislike the speaker they will be more likely to dislike the message.

#stupid snake talk #like even if you REALLY don’t want to answer their question #there IS a nice way to say ‘look for the resources yourself’ #it’s like literally not hard at all ever to be nice to people who ask a question #especially since often people are not asking because they’re lazy or looking for an easy way to help #but because they see YOU as a resource and person informed in some way on the topic #jus say ‘I’m not the right person to provide this / do not wish to be a second hand source. I suggest you look up [insert key words]’ #or even ‘I suggest you do some research yourself because I think it would be better than anything I could say myself’ #that’s it..

[jrwiyuri]

It’d actually sickening that I’ve been in modern mcyt for years now. Some of these bitches don’t even know about tommys fuckin nerf gun..

#stupid snake talk #or whatever gun it was it might not have been berg #SOME PPL DONT KNOW AN ALARM WENT OFF IN WILLS OFFICE DURING MCC.. #omg omg.. ☹️

[jrwiyuri]

Anybody ever think about who killed markiplier sometimes? Or am I all alone out here

#stupid snake talk

[jrwiyuri]

@lesbianchipbastard Hi… here is my rant

#stupid snake talk #I’m sure there’s more 2 I could add to this but this was a random night rant #and I had to write it as fast as possible to get my ideas out #I just.. CHIP 💥💥 #He.. he.. he cares sm #He wants someone to love him he wants the admiration #and he knows he can get that in romance #he knows the stories that love prevails all. that if he just finds the right person or pushes the right buttons #someone will love him despite all his mistakes and flaws and fuck ups #but he simultaneously ignores the love he does receive. cause well first of all he doesn’t deserve it truly.. #they deserve better than him so they can’t love him #and if he accepts that love.. he’s just accepting that he will have people he really DOES care about get hurt.. #it just.. 💥

[jrwiyuri]

Is anyone else still thinking about fizzfangs

#stupid snake talk #it’s consuming me man.. the suckening is fucking consuming me

[jrwiyuri]

Had a dream last night that Slimecicle tweeted his baldurs chr was transgender and I wake up today to see he tweeted that they’re non-binary and use they/them

#stupid snake talk #we literally win #I mean it’s not that surprising fork found in the kitchen really #but we fucking WIN nevertheless ❤️

[jrwiyuri]

I forget that jrwi isn’t a fandom of like 30 people max.. wdym someone has a problem with poly pirates

#stupid snake talk #sometimes I live in bliss unaware of what bullshit the rest of the fandom is in #those are good times #anyway if u can’t handle poly pirates get off tumblr atp.. I’m not even saying this to be a hater I’m saying it for ur own sanity #you won’t survive out here.. go back to twitter it’s safe there hon..