#i was gonna make this a crack post

[fanaticalthings]

Bruce after yelling at all his kids, now turning to Jason specifically: And anoth-

Jason: You ever raise your voice at me again, and I'll start a gang war so elaborate and large scale that you'll be forced to call in the Justice League.

Bruce:

Jason: And I'll do it whilst you're in the middle of an ultra important WE meeting, too.

#jason: i will not hesitate at any given opportunity to embarass you in your own city in front of the justice league #jason: and can you imagine asking a green lantern for help? your reputation will never recover. #jason 'i like to cause problems on purpose just cuz my dad is a loser' todd #jason wakes up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat thinking 'bruce is feeling too at peace rn. how can i change that?' #jason: im gonna make you wish i were dead again. #bruce crying: why would you say that #batman #bruce wayne #batdad #jason todd #red hood #batfam #batfamily #dc comics #incorrect quotes #crack #batkids #fanatical posting

[qqchurch]

once again going through the motions of outlining a fic where a depressed eggy guy gets magically transformed into a girl, ayup

#qq posts #sometimes you just make a neutron-star dense egg and you need something to crack her asap #'action fantasy with a side of gender euphoria' is closer to my preference in premises tbh #probably gonna be a bit gnarly once i get to the part with the cannibalism and tentacles... probably

[p4nishers]

they're in love. if you even care.

#yes i did say izzy has a crush on stede but he's man of multiple talents he can have a fat ass crush on frenchie as well. as a treat. to me. #how many times can i use 'if you even care' to make my posts more interesting before yall block and report me #idk but im gonna keep pushing it i dont have anything else up my sleeve #ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd season 2 #izzy hands #ofmd frenchie #ofmd s2 #is this the crackiest ship to ever crack? maybe but my friend and i have been feeding each others delusions abt them and i just dc anymore

[dhmis-autism]

i think my favorite inaccurate (imo obvs) fluffybird... like fanon dynamic is the one where duck is very forward and red just shuts him down consistently. like thats so so funny to me i love that.

inaccurate to me bc despite eeeverything red is the only one in that couple making moves first (WHICH IS INSANE TO ME DONT GET ME WRONG) and hes also strangely shy so nothing is happening ever.

#like. i think duck doesnt say/do anything bc in his head it like. goes without saying. its implied its fine. #like how he was like youre my best friend :] ! we're close :]! and red guy was like NO WE ARE NOT????? #like i think he just assumes that the way he feels about people is reciprocated without saying anything #i think thats also why in friendship when yellow questions their friendship duck is like WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT OF COURSE WE'RE FRIENDS #in my head duck and red dont make moves for a billion years they just stare at each other like two gay girls at a bar #and just dont do anything #then one day reds like HEY. UM. IM GONNA GRAB UR HAND. and ducks like well??? go on then. whos stopping u. #BUT GOD THAT FANON DYNAMIC MAKES ME LAUGH SO HARDDD IT MAKES DUCK LOOK LIKE SUCH A LOSER AND IT CRACKS ME UP #my dhmis postings

[averysmolkirbo]

Im so mentally ill about him right now (theres worms in my brain) i want to grab him and squeeze him aggressively but since i cant here have some kris gavin memes 🤲🏻

* i hand you some crumpled up memes from my absurdly large pockets like how a penguin gives another penguin a pebble as a gift *

#ace attorney #brainrot #im going to explode if i think about him any longer #he makes me so mentally ill #literally on a dopamine high like im on crack from this stupid fucking idiot #70% chance he's gonna show up in a dream tonight #ill update yall if that happens #im literally going feral over this bitch #someone take me to the asylum #unhinged posting #krisnix #ace attorney textposts #krisgav posting #kristoph gavin

[theramblingsofadork]

I saw this meme and immediately decided to make my own.

Textless ver. under the cut:

#dr starline #crack post #i saw him and went im gonna make this man feel respected #i have piled on so much comfort it should be a crime by this point #It’s not like he deserved it but holy frick he got the short end of the stick #HE DESERVED BETTER #sonic idw #meme #starline the platypus

[milimeters-morales]

Miles: can’t believe i’m reinforcing harmful stereotypes about gay people by wanting to be the “girl” in Ganke and I’s relationship 😢😭 i’m such an awful person!!!

Miles, 8 months later: 😲💡

#world’s most unnecessarily nerve wracking and world-ending egg cracking #transfem miles #miles morales #milesganke #spiderman #spider man #was originally gonna make this multiship but i don’t feel like it #everyone else gets so much stuff already im gatekeeping ganke for today #m&m posts

[mu-mumie]

[ID: A sketch made with an orange marker. Harrier Du Bois from the game Disco Elysium is standing in a bathtub behind a shower courtain. Even though only his head and an arm are peeking from above the courtain, the sexy pose he's striking is clearly apparent from the shadow he casts. End ID]

I could not resist the temptation and had to draw Harry from this wonderfully hilarious fic by @brainrotdotorg. No, he isn't a professional stripper, he just suffered a shot wound and the 24 assholes in his head won't let him rest :'3

(Yes, it's orange because it's Kim's POV.)

#disco elysium #harry du bois #de fanart #kimharry #kreativničení #traditional art #mwahaha this was FUN #I man Of Course I first made the tub and the curtain and then all the tiles and then more tiles and then I #added cracks to the tiles #and missing tiles #and showerhead and everything #and THEN I finally got over the “wtf how am I supposed to fit him in there?? GHHHGDFS DRAWING FIGURES ÁÁÁ” mood #and I looked up the references and just did it. #....and then I added the floor tiles because perspective is important <33 #I forgot the light source tho #just imagine there is a very badly placed window just where harry's chest is #the Whirring's yard is getting a peek as well :'33 I hope Cuno will at least be kind about it and keep mum #I might make another one post-hip-popping where all the skills are telling him how stupid he is #but for now I'm gonna let him enjoy his sex god moment :'3

[thee-babbo]

wàné

#hylics #hylics 2 #hylics fanart #wayne hylics #hylics wayne #idk how i started pronouncing it as ''wàné'' i just did #also this was actually a two-piece picture but tumblr formatting was gonna make them both way too small so i had to choose one #or stack them on top of each other but that made the post too long #oh well #the other one is just him intact without that cracks and heart and all that nbd

[domokunrainbowkinz]

Tried a new art style and I guess will is gonna be my guinea pig from now on 🥹

#my art #dark rise #dark heir #will kempen #anyways I wasn’t gonna draw today bc my arm hurt but this random procreate tutorial popped up on my YouTube algorithm #I meant to just do a quick doodle to like try it out cuz I thought the technique she used was interesting #long story short I started coughing blood and my elbow cracks every time I move it #defs something I wanna practice tho I’m sure I can tweak it to something I like #also I’m sorry he looks like a kpop boy in this. it was not on purpose #everything I touch ends up looking like anime or kpop those are my only 2 modes #I wanna learn how to paint good!!!!! aaaaaaaaaah #debating if I should even post this but I spent like #3 hrs fucking around to make this LOL #so unfortunately yall will be forced to look at it

[65ths]

"the real story there is… [my younger sister] died when i was 18, so all my formative experiences with writing music were writing about this massive, heavy, big loss and grief… it’s such a fertile place to write from, and i’d felt a little bit resigned, not in a comfortable way, just like, okay, my place in life as a writer is to write about loss through the lens of age… we all say, like, “i can’t get relationships right,” “i don’t do this,” “i’m bad at this.” and when you have a big shift… which was really meeting my person, it’s brilliant and amazing, but it’s also destabilizing ’cause you have to deal with all of the past, where you lived by this code that was bullshit." — jack antonoff

tiny moves by bleachers

#its about watching the woman you love dance her heart out on a rooftop and your whole world view being cracked open #it's literally (and i cannot stress this enough) #the certainty of our love / dyn. annie #with seashells up to our ears / playlist #one thing about me? im always gonna make a little bleachers post

[yeehawbvby]

My ACNH island is VERY slowly coming together (been working on it since.. I think July? Maybe august?)

I’m really happy with the progress I’ve made except I’m now one of those people whose island lags because of the amount of stuff in some spots lmao 🧎🏻‍♀️ it’s a worthy sacrifice though imo because my orchard is the culprit and it looks banging!!

Either way. BEHOLD

#honest to god y’all. if you feel stressed about decorating or island and haven’t played/have restarted a ton bc of it #just do NOT terraform. or do it very minimally #bc that’s the only reason im making literally any progress lmao I really loved my last island too but #ultimately abandoned it bc the terraforming and water-forming(?) was stressing me out too much #anyway #I’ve been balls deep in trying to fix up the ~secret beach~ and campsite so I’ll maybe post pics of those too soon!! #they’re all in this area too!! campsite is to the left of the orchard and up a level and beach is to the left of the wheat #ALSO *cracks knuckles* I’ve had a land bridge on every island so far and this one will be no different #might start that today or tomorrow #that’s a whole thing bc. land bridge. HAVE to terraform.. and a lot too lol ugh #it’s just a strip though. I’m not doing anything too crazy with it #it’s gonna be perfect for my island’s autumn theme actually!! the bridges always looked best in autumn imo bc of the surrounding foliage #maybe it’ll lead to the museum? #sorry I’ll shut up #aspenposting #acnh #animal crossing #animal crossing new horizons #new horizons #animal crossing nh

[whumpasaurus101]

Sometimes you have to keep your girlfriend up to date on what youre gonna do to your skrunklies <3

#guys i acc love my girlfriend so much JSJJSSKSKSKS #she is also gonna stalk this post #SO HI GIRLFRIEND #MDNDDJDKDDK #but yeah #as my girlfriend said #imma make him feel emotions so i dont have to #EEEEE #my favourite thing to do #nah fr though #asher better watch his bat #back…* #gonna beat that boi #whump #whumpee #whumper #lee wrote something :o #whumpblr #whump community #whump crack #crack whump #whump meme #whump writing

[wolvertooth]

#BEEN A LONG TIME COMIN but i think i need to go off on a mini heroes journey for a bit to regroup myself ^^; #had a moment that made me finally start payin attention to the visible cracks thatd been forming. damn i need to take better care of myself #if ur one of the people i talk to or interact with and ur worrying its cuz of u -> dont!!!! this stuffs on me. its my responsibility. #i might still lurk if i feel like it. i aint gonna try to stop myself from that. #but i'll be using my phone less n making less of my own posts for a bit #nervous to post this n nervous to even DO it but..its something i need to practice yknow #'girl whyd u say Really mentally unstable ur literally fine' im not fine n its how i feel. dont care. (<- trying so hard not to care) #<- omg LITERALLY LIVE EXAMPLE OF WHY I GOTTA PUT THE PHONE DOWN every little thing stesses me out shut tf upppp🤕