#i was also asked if i touch grass

[pumpkinhrat]

Teacher Jon Sims The archivist's salary barely pays the bills so Jon gets a temporary job as a primary school teacher.

Aka I'm putting Jon through my life experiences

[Image ID: A digital comic strip. First drawing: Jonathan Sims stands in front of a board and asks "Okay, any questions?" Second drawing: a bunch of kids sitting in a classroom. A boy in the front row has his hand raised up and says "Do you play Fortnite?" Third drawing: Jon with a stunned expression on his face. He quietly says "no." In the background there is Jean Paul Sartre's quote saying "Hell is other people." End ID]

#i was also asked if i touch grass #school age boys are definitely interesting individuals #my art #tma fanart #tma #the magnus archive fanart #jonathan sims

[pinkyjulien]

Valentin Da Silva | 177/??

#Cyberpunk 2077 #Valentin Da Silva #Aldecaldos #Masc V #Nomad #Screenshot #Virtual Photography #AHGHF He looks cute in that even tho it's not something he'd wear normally GFHHGF #also cackling cause-- I wasn't planning on popping an april fool mod at all #I never did in the past and was just going to chill this year too #but remember that ask I got about Valentin's wilding outfit #Thinking back on it it's obvious people were getting bored again cause that whole ask was lowkey ridiculous #and I jokingly thought about how people would allow him to only wear stereotypical french stuff since he's half French (other half spasnish #that's how it came to be LMAO #Ngl I was waiting for one cringe fandom person to come into dm with a -oh that mod is racist actually- cause y'know #NOTHING WOULD SURPRISE ME LMAOOO #I say that but I already know there's some people out there who genuinely think that #wish they download Lokiina's grass mod To Touch Some #ANYWAY Bon poisson d'avril comme on dit ici <3

[foldingfittedsheets]

hey i get that you probably have your reasons for using 'afab' instead of 'woman' or something similar in your retail/sex shop/mattress store anecdote, but i wanted to point out people cannot tell assigned sex at birth by looking. many trans women also experience sexual harassment like what you describe even when people clock them. so im not sure 'afab' even covers what you were talking about fully.

I’m nonbinary but I appear female, and I’m only ever read as female. The point of using it there is just that what he saw was a tiny female even though that’s not what was there.

I’m not making a statement on how people read genders, but I’m not going to interrupt a funny story with a million disclaimers as to my intentions, I just trust that my readers are smart enough to know he was being sexist because of his interpretation of me.

#ask ffs #this is a little bit of a ‘please go touch grass’ ask if I’m honest #it’s like desperately reaching for ill intent because I didn’t include a disclaimer that trans women get harassed too? #thats just really silly #I know trans women get harassed but that’s not the point #and I also think it’s obtuse to pretend that people outside queer spaces are going to read me as nonbinary they’re just not #they’re gonna read me as female

[stevethehairington]

really fucking sick and tired of people who really fucking love the eddie book jumping on people who don't like or are even remotely critical of it's posts and like crusading their opinions around from the top of their high horses and shoving it down our throats.

if you like the book, great! that's awesome! love that for you! i am genuinely glad that you were able to find good in it and enjoy it!!

but not everyone did, and not everyone is going to agree with you. so, instead of going on some grand crusade where you find every single post that includes anything even remotely negative or negative adjacent or even neutrally critical and spending ALL this time and effort trying to provide unwanted rebuttals to every single thing, maybe you should just stay in your lane and find people who DO like the book and chat about it with them.

because i can PROMISE YOU, none of us appreciate it when you come onto our posts and start accusing us of "hating on" the author or "being rude" about her and her work and RIDICULOUS shit like that.

being critical of something and pointing out it's flaws is NOT inherently hating on it. i, frankly, do not know where people got that notion, but it's not fucking true so can we fucking quit assuming it is? and, critiquing something is also NOT the same as saying this is shit and it sucks and the author is a piece of garbage. again, where the fuck that came from is beyond me. you can be critical of something and still enjoy it. as soooo many of you love to point out, it's not perfect, why should it be perfect? so D U H. of course that means criticism can and should arise???

also. hot take (by which i mean ice fucking cold because it's NOT a fucking hot take), but going around toting FALSE facts as part of your "defense" does not make you or your argument look good. you, like the author, should maybe do a basic fact check first. 🙃

tldr, if you like the book, that's genuinely great, but stay in your fucking lane and stop seeking out posts from people who didn't like it to start shit in the notes.

#flight of icarus #stranger things #this has happened to me and to so many of my friends and im fucking SICK of it #i didn't even hate the book either!! i thought it was just okay #and yet i STILL get all these book lovers jumping down my throat about things i say about the book #things that - HONESTLY are not even like that scathing!!!!! #like god damn all im asking for is a little BASIC effort from the author and they all think thats me asking for her head on a platter #its NOT #i have no problem with the author #she's whatever to me honestly just a vessel through which the book was given to us #ALSO she is some nebulous blob way outside my orbit. AS IN any critiques i have of her and her work are NOT direct assaults on her??? #like i dont fucking KNOW her #im not saying any of this to her face #she is a published writer she should KNOW the risks she is taking when she publishes her writing #not everyone is going to like it! there are going to be people who are critical of it! there are going to be people who hate it! #critiques and pointing out mistakes and wishing for things to have been different is not a fucking direct attack #those things are actually pretty fucking common responses to ANYTHING #and a lot of times theyre actually meant as useful helpful things geared towards improvement and not something to tear someone down with #some people on the internet need to go touch grass and learn how to CRITICALLY THINK again #the world is not as black and white as you think #n e ways. rant over. if you stuck around through all of that kudos to you. i am just. at the end of my rope with this bullshit.

[drenched-in-sunlight]

Wondering if Messmer was just the only one to help/sympathize with Marika on the shattering of the elden ring. His relation to snakes, fire, etc, could just be that he turned himself into a living weapon taking parts of all of the enemies of the Erd Tree he could find. Momma's boy headcanon tbh.

until the DLC is fully out and confirms otherwise, i'll stubbornly cling to the mommy's boy theory fr fr 😭😭

with Fromsoft's track record of portraying motherhood (*stare at Bloodborne*) i simply refuse to believe they made the Mom™ in Marika and won't expand on her further or won't have a kid that is just...insane over her. prayer circle for that theory to be supported in canon because i have ART to DRAW if true !

#pacing back and forth with hands behind my back in my room until June #vexlleth #ask #reply #also if that person shielding Malenia and Miquella in that statue is Messmer- you know i will be THERE #i also like the Godwyn theory but there's sth about Messmer being the smoldering butterfly which exist as triplet with the M twins' #butterflies ARE SO- #so him being the person protecting them all this time is just...perfect. and we have the biggest appearance drop of him in the base game al #this time staring at us in the face and no one knows... that'd be so cool #also him being the face of the DLC in parallel with Malenia... *touch grass* there is sth symbolic happening here

[kiose]

See, guys? I do know how to draw 👌 (?) I was watching a video with people taking selfies together and my brain said, you know who else should take selfies together? Believe that my life mission is to make Big Mighty Champion Nemona blush as much as she possibly can 💪💪💪

PS: I know the phones can float, but it didn't look as cool with a floating phone 😔 *Bonus drawings under the cut

A candid Behind the Scenes pic of how the original picture happened hahaha

Aaaaaand this happened literal seconds after the pic was taken :P

#Julinemo #Juliana x Nemona #Pokémon #PKMN #TeraJules #Anna x Nemona #Pokémon Scarlet Violet #Pokémon SV #Nemona PKMN #Art Zone #I gotta answer a couple of asks I got in the inbox... so do not fret if I haven't answered to ya yet...I haven't forgotten about 'em #It's all Leolysi and I wouldn't have it any other way...like you guys have no idea how much I love that #Also I'm leaving for the day (going outside to touch grass) but hope this drawing finds its intended audience

[summerlinenss]

Yeah I'm sure plenty of loved ones are getting killed in genocides. It's a stupid pirate show, there are people are dying, people's rights are being taken away, good God go touch grass

babe idk why you’re so worked up about me caring about a stupid pirate show when i’ve been passionately advocating for the rights of others and firmly taking actions (real actions not just sending cowardly anons to people on the internet) for palestine.

also i wouldn’t expect you to know this but the ofmd fandom has self-organized fundraising and activism many times in its < 2 years of existence. we were on the front lines during the WGA/SAG-AFTRA strikes and raised money every single week for water and food/food trucks for writers and actors. we’ve had multiple fundraising events for lgbtq+ rights organizations. we raised over $10,000 (with an original goal of $2,500) in 12 hours through a charity auction for palestine legal aid. not for internet points, because we wanted to.

so i mean excuse us for also campaigning to get our show back. terribly sorry if our ability to care about two things at once offends you.

anyway:

#also which is it? #should i touch grass or should i anonymously harass people online and call it activism like you? #you weren’t very clear #asks #anon #anon harassment #ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd season 3 #save ofmd #renew as a crew

[theoryandahalf]

Me when I realize Matt left one last ARG to solve and my only skill is simping:

But if anyone is curious there's a subreddit and a discord server dedicated to the Where's Matt ARG (discord link in sub) https://www.reddit.com/r/WheresMatpat/

#I'm like so happy for you Matthew #I can't wait for you to go out and touch grass #but I'm already burned out and its March #I barely know how to brighten an image don't ask me to solve a cipher code just to get a link to your next project #also I'm sorry Ash your reaction in the last Food Theory was just so perfect #Ash is everything I want to be when I grow up #GT Live Ash #GTLive #Team Theorist #Matpat

[bonesblubs]

Can we see the junior group together?

slow days

#art tag #requests #ask box #mdzs #jin ling #lan sizhui #lan jingyi #i want them to have the room to be kids #playin with worms #literally want to take them by the shoulders and say TOUCH GRASS #its 3 am #im projecting cause i also want to be playing with worms and touching grass

[askcursedtales]

[ @ask-the-royal-absol ]

#a #ask the royal absol #pokemon #ninetales #absol #destino #ask #loool i guess the streak stays #i also wanted to make a touching grass joke. i could not fit it

[dunmertitty]

Your knitting analogy sucks ass and it really shows you've never touched yarn in your life, go knit something and pull it out and tell me the labors feel anything like each other, you weak ass bitch that should go touch grass

do you want me to touch a yarn (👉🐑) or touch a grass (👉🌾) i’m confused

#someone’s cranky… maybe you should do hrt about it #asks #also part of my job is garden…. i touch so many grass

[celerydays]

Hiiii just wanted to say hope you’re doing well!

Haha, I'm just kidding! I am actually doing a lot better nowadays– thank you so much for sending this message to check in 🥹 I really hope that you're doing well too! 💕

I admit February was really hard for a variety of reasons, but I have my partner to thank for pulling me through because he very heavily advocated for me to just to step back for a bit, get offline, and to give myself a small daily period of rest/distraction by chipping away at our backlog of shows we've been meaning to watch 😂

As a result I've spent the last month effectively sobbing over My Hero Academia lolll 🫣 On top of that, I've been trying to fit in some of my other hobbies like journaling and tarot into my daily routines again~

Mixing in some new fictional blorbos and spreading out my attention to other activities that have been known to ~spark joy~ for me in the past has really helped to alleviate the difficulties that popped up from the last couple of months! 🥰 and as an added bonus, it shuts up my brain for a few blissful hours everyday lmao 💗

#also been savoring walks with my dogs more now that the days are getting warmer and longer 💕 #i was in desperate need of some grounding and wow along came touching grass! can attest that it really works 👍 #also i was tagged by a couple people to share my current top 5 songs #just know that according to spotify my current top 11 songs are all opening and ending themes to MHA lollll #ask #anon

[intricatecakes]

fun tip if you get anon hate you can tap the lil three dots next to the "Answer" button and choose "Block @Anonymous" ❤️

it'll ask if you're sure you want to delete the ask, say yes! you don't need that shit in your life 💕

then if you're feeling curious just check the most recent blog in your Blocker Tumblrs in your settings to see who it is before putting them out of your mind forever 💖

#free palestine #oooooo sorry nonny i dont feel like posting your sad attempt to bother me #anon #asks #anon hate #also if you're sending anon hate.....maybe.......get a hobby.......... #touch grass #etc

[dracomort]

Hello! I noticed you recently used the radfem tag on a post. Being a HP author, are you aware of the message this sends considering the source content for this fandom?

I debated whether or not to answer this, as I am well aware of the hornet's nest I'm kicking—particularly on this site. However, I believe the contemporary rhetoric that assumes one's support of 'x' means they must believe 'y' to be reductive, dishonest, and particularly troubling when it comes to silencing the voices of women. It's the very same false equivalence that has led large swathes of the population into claiming that support of Palestine = antisemitism (including, ironically, JK Rowling).

I consider myself a radical feminist and I won't censor that simply because I also happen to like a magical school kid's book series written by a conservative moron. Does this mean I agree with everything every single radical feminist has ever said? No. But I believe that sex-based oppression is alive and well and can be seen most prominently in law-enforcement response to rape and domestic violence, abortion rights in many countries, access to maternity leave, research into women's health, household labour distribution and the commercial objectification of women (be that advertising or pornography).

Does this mean I think sex-based oppression is the only form of oppression? No. Does this mean I associate myself with TERFs? No. Was the radical feminist movement without flaws? Also no. Just as the socialist movement did not adequately address the disadvantages women faced in the 60s and 70s, the second-wave feminist movement failed to address the unique struggles of non-white women and queer women. There is always room to grow from the starting point of a movement created ~60 years ago. Intersectionality is critical. But we have not progressed as far as most would like to pretend (looking at you, America), and the way that women hasten to distance themselves from the 'harsh' type of feminism is partially at fault for this, in my opinion.

Without radical feminism, we would not have had the Women's Liberation Movement. Without radical feminism, we would not have abortion rights, access to credit, equal pay protections, etc. The demonisation of a branch of feminism that was so critical in fighting for the rights that modern women enjoy today is harmful and something I am very suspicious of. I mean, we're at a point where I can't even use the tag radfem without having people in my asks sending messages like this? Really? If there is something that I have reblogged or posted that you disagree with, then I am always open to a good-faith discussion, but I don't respect this style of internet discourse that strikes you down as guilty by association.

(Also, since I know that's what you're getting at — my opinion on TERFs is that they've done a great disservice to radical feminism and have gotten themselves worked up about something that is a non-issue outside of their corner of the internet. My question when people come to me IRL with anti-trans rhetoric is always, "have you ever actually met a trans person?" and the answer is always no...)

While I don't agree with everything said in it, this is an interesting article from Dr Charlotte Proudman which I recommend you read: Being a radical feminist means being a trans ally at the same time.

#sex-based oppression hurts women globally every single second of the day and saying that should not be controversial #this is probably the only post i will make on this topic as this is a voldemort fan blog not a feminist theory blog... #politics #TERFs pls touch grass #but also you better think really hard before you start accusing feminists of being TERFs by association #asks #anon #i bought my harry potter books second-hand in 2007 and i highly doubt my gay voldemort fanfiction is supporting JKR as much as u think it i #as ive said before - i am not JKR's keeper #thank you #radfem

[stephschoices]

Did Theo say that in the "You guys need to touch grass" way or the "I need to kill off my competitors" way

I’m thinkingggggggg both 😌☝🏻

But according to @disenchantedif theo was and always is ready to throw hands uwu

#lmaoo #theo: I just want them to touch grass. but also I’m gonna punch them. #ask #anon

[bucca2]

There’s really nothing more embarrassing than having unironic beef with a popular fictional character, but at the very least shut up and keep it to yourself

#yes I went too far down on the FFXIV subreddit and found the g’raha haters again why do you ask #this also applies to Astarion haters btw #if you had a valid reason to dislike these characters then sure talk your shit but otherwise touch grass #ffxiv #bg3 #final fantasy #final fantasy xiv #baldur’s gate 3 #baldur’s gate astarion #Astarion #g’raha tia #graha tia