(@lightofunova) Reshi@Destino: “Alright then, you wish for truth?” She said with intrigue, finishing a curl on the absol’s fur with delicacy. “Very well then little Prime. What I’d love to hear is the reason why you treat those around you with such a haughty disposition. Do you truly dislike everyone?”
*You can tell Destino is 100% tauros-shitting and there’s more to it that the prime is not letting on. Some falseness behind that smile.*
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If this man has to haunt me, he has has to haunt you.
Meet Sweaty. He’s a 42 year old absol and lives with his human mom in Castelia, Unova.
Some Absol headcanons:
I do think part of why Absols have such a bad rep among people is partially due to folklore of them appearing before and after horrific disasters, but also because they have such a human face. Imagine seeing this mf in the dark woods watching you. Something that looks human, but is not. Something that sounds human, but is NOT. Follow this by a horrific landslide.
Do you see the problem. Humans remember human faces. Predators sometimes mimic their prey. Absols have the truly unfortunate evolutionary quirk of falling into both categories.
So yes, there was a huge stigma against absols which led to a pretty severe population decline.
In modern day (much like wolves), Absols have become media darlings, in large thanks to a the help of pokemon rangers who utilize Absol’s ability to sense weather as an indicator when to evacuate. They are a very long lived species and need lots of intense exercise, often declaring huge swaths of land as their personal territories. Absols also tend to get very anxious when they feel they do not have enough space, so keeping them with other pokemon’s usually a no no.
Sweaty’s mom used to be a pokemon ranger and found Sweaty stuck in a refrigerator. Nowadays, she lets him free roam—much to the chagrin of every other person in the area. Sweaty in turn makes himself a nuisance to the local icecream store, begging for treats.
(The kids love him. He comes home with ink and paint stained everywhere and it’s a nightmare to clean.)
Hate my human faced monstrosities? Thank @tjs-stuffs for this. Ciao!
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mega absol for @warriorsdebt :) thank you!
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i am simply a creature of habit
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i have been listening to linkin park so i redesigned one of my pokesonas from when i was 11. but now mega-formed
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"Curious happenings have been spotted atop Mt. Coronet..."
This painting was done for Eclipse: A Dark Type Pokemon Zine! I was very happy to be given the opportunity to illustrate one of my favorite Pokemon 🖤
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