#i think im js burned out

[kidrunaway]

how do I deal with stress from school

#its not just any kind of stress btw it was so bad last year to the point i ended up getting internal bleeding #the same thing is happening again currently. i hope not atleast. ive taken some vitamins today and my stool color changed #so i really hope its just due to the vitamins #I cant keep up w it anymore #i put my worth to my grades and thats my mistake #i give my best and get a bad grade. i resort to cheating and get a bad grade. man #i changed frkm a private school to a public school and the systems are really different #i wish i could do school is the thing #i wish i could effortlessly get good grades but its not happening #i think im js burned out #my therapist said she wants me to take a break from everythjng. because not only am i constantly stressed with school but family n friends #add onto that

[dizzybizz]

sampo is like james and jessie to me

i hope this explains it

#does thid #is thdis #i ran out of bed to write this down #hes yes #its almsot 12am shahagahdkf #honkai star rail #sampo #sampo koski #sampo more like zzzzzzzzzzzqmpk #yeahhhh 💪😐 #sampo is all js.... jerma #james and jessie..... this man is j as a character me thinks #i think my posts have gone so off the rails rn idk where i a am or what im doing anymore #anyways sampoooooo i hate you with a burning passion 🥰🥰🥰🥰🫶

[love-belle]

i'll be loving you for quite some time !!!

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which their fall-in-love-again era is them pretending as if they aren't back together and having just a little bit fun with everyone.

or

for when you know it'll be them till the end. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

social media au // lando norris x fem!reader

prequel - i bet you think about me ⋆·˚ ༘ *

warnings - language

author's note - hiiii!!!! so sorry for being inactive i have midterms :/// posting rn bc i js couldn't wait!!!! i hope u like this <3 i love u thank u so much for reading <3

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yourusername seeing him tonight it's a bad idea right

6,728 comments

username PLEASE WHAT IS THIS

username MOTHER????? HELLO??????

username ahahahahahahahaha hey there!!!!!!

username she's actually so ❤️

username HELLO THE CAPTION WHAT

-> yourusername i js love my daughter oliviarodrigo

-> oliviarodrigo mom 🫶🏼

username the absolute lack of petty posts we've had from lando and y/n..........

-> username no bc WHAT ARE THEY COOKING 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️

username pls get back with lando and put me out of my misery 🙏

username what the fuck is going on

username THE CAPTION??? Y/N WHAT.

username no bc i need them BACK together like asap 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

danielricciardo very bad idea

-> yourusername he's annoying

-> danielricciardo very true

username DANIEL SPILL 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

username ahahahahahahahaha!!!!! what.

username js one chance i will never shade u like lando did

username no bc i need them back together before valentine's bc i CANNOT miss on their posts for each like

-> username "here's to my forever valentine, ur annoying and i'm in love ❤️" IM CRYING

-> username istg i will never get over them ://

username FUCK IT IT'S FINE

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charles_leclerc again, listen to me and don't go

-> alexandrasaintmleux shut up

-> yourusername fr

-> charles_leclerc WHY AM I BEING BULLIED

username all the grid is plotting against lando and im here for every second of it

username may god bless the dinosaur that died in order to create the fossil that was processed to fuel that took the car to bring her mom to the hospital to give birth to her

-> yourusername wow

username if she's seeing lando i will SCREAM

username all jokes aside, if they really REALLY broke up then i hope that everyone leaves them alone bc imagine everyone bringing ur ex (the one whom u dated for such a long time) into everything like if i were her that would RUIN me

-> username fr like i love them both but if they really broke up then i hope people leave them alone

username mother is mothering so hard

maxverstappen1 do you not remember what happened the last time?

-> yourusername it wasn't that bad

-> danielricciardo yes it was

-> charles_leclerc yes it was

-> kellypiquet yes it was

-> carlossainz55 yes it was

-> pierregasly yes it was

-> lewishamilton yes it was

-> lilymhe yes it was

-> carmenmmundt yes it was

-> heidiberger_ yes it was

-> yourusername oh my god

-> username LMFAOAOOAOA

-> username bruh the CROWD here rn

username earth is weirdly off it's axis since ur break up pls get back with dad ❤️

username no bc lando better be on all fours if he wants her back like nothing less is VALID

username HER.

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landonorris feels like a taylor swift song

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username LANDO NORRIS WHO IS THAT.

username TOO MUCH TO DISSECT THE LYRICS THE PHOTOS

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username if that's not y/n i will burn down mclaren

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-> username admin is done with his shit

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danielricciardo interesting choice of photos

-> landonorris thank you ☺️

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username no bc if this is not y/n i will in SHAMBLES

-> username FRRRR LIKE WDYM MY COMFORT COUPLE ARE OVER

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-> username fr like y'all can stop pranking us now thank u.

charles_leclerc i hope she leaves you. AGAIN.

-> landonorris what have i ever done to you.

-> charles_leclerc ate my pasta

-> maxverstappen1 no offense but the day someone eats your pasta, it's the pearly gates for them

-> landonorris facts

-> pierregasly never eat charles' pasta

-> alex_albon it's deadly

-> charles_leclerc STOP TALKING ABOUT MY PASTA

-> charles_leclerc lando i hope she dumps you

-> landonorris you taKE THAT BACK

username LANDO WE NEED ANSWERS

username what the fuck is going is

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username no bc that's y/n i don't take any criticism

username where tf are the twitter girlies they need to play detective rn

username lando this is ur last chance at confirming if that's y/n or not or else im hugging a tree at 178 mph

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-> landonorris i'm a changed man

-> georgerussell63 you're barely a man

-> landonorris BLOCKED

username i live for the grid violating lando at every possible chance

username this has to be illegal they're playing with my blood pressure

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yourusername date night but it's js me telling u about my succulents and my cats

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username DATE NIGHT

username mom r u done with dad be so honest

username WHAT ABOUT YOUR CHILDERN (us)

username stay together for the kids ❤️

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danielricciardo i wasn't aware of you going on a date - lando (PLEASE UNBLOCK ME)

-> yourusername yeah it's js with this loser 💔 (no.)

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-> yourusername no ❤️

-> username PLEASE WHAT IS THIS INTERACTION

-> username they're talking?????? omg??????

-> username not him still being blocked 😭😭😭😭😭

danielricciardo real daniel here please unblock him

-> yourusername lando give daniel his phone back

-> danielricciardo FUCK YOU

-> yourusername this isn't getting u any brownie points

-> danielricciardo I DON'T WANT ANY I WANT YOU BACK

*danielricciardo deleted this comment*

-> username OH I SAW THAT OMG

-> username lando in his redemption era we love to see it

username i love her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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lilymhe gorgeous 🫶🏼 you can talk my ear off any day

-> yourusername lily i ADORE u <3

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username AHAHHHHSHDHDHDHDJDKDKSK

-> username real

username my pronouns are she not her bc i'll never be HER

lewishamilton please unblock him he's about to cry

-> maxverstappen1 tears are welling

-> charles_leclerc he's sniffling

-> carlossainz55 eyes have glossed over

-> oscarpiastri holding them tears at bay right now

-> pierregasly can confirm

-> alex_albon please unblock him

-> georgerussell63 he's genuinely sobbing right now

-> mclaren we can hear the cries

-> yourusername LANDO GIVE EVERYONE THEIR PHONE BACK ISTG

-> scuderiaferrari UNBLOCK ME FIRST

-> username oh this man's DEDICATED

username genuinely in ruins rn

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francisca.cgomes love 💌

*liked by yourusername*

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username ???? DATE ????

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landonorris she's kinda okay

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username WAR IS OVER

username OH MY GOD

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username never have i ever felt a sense of relief this immense

username SCREECHING WHAT THE FUCKKKKK

username genuinely speechless rn

charles_leclerc "kinda okay" you cried when she blocked you

-> landonorris OH MY GOD STOP

-> username LMFAOAOAOAO

-> username PLEASE OMG

username im here for every second of this

username YESSSHSHSHSHS

username i just fell to my knees at home depot

username OH MY GOD????????

lewishamilton stop being weepy now x

-> landonorris tell her to stop being mean to me x

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-> landonorris SHE CALLED ME A MCDONALD'S CLOWN

-> landonorris x

username THE WAY IM GRINNING RN

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username they got back for ME

lilymhe you break her heart, i'll nail gun yours. got it?

-> landonorris yes ma'am.

-> username lily u will always be famous ❤️

username THEM.

username the biggest sigh of relief js left me

username NAHHH THIS MFS ARE EVIL LIKEE I ALMOST BROKE DOWN BC OF THEM AND THE WHOLE TIME THEY WERE JS SEEING EACH OTHER

-> username bitches (affectionate)

username missed my parents ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😭😭😭😭😭

username LET'S FUCKING GO

username watch lando get a podium at the next race

-> username oh my man's gonna be motivated

alexandrasaintmleux don't make me pull out the 25272828 messages from u saying how much u love me and those ESSAYS u sent me - y/n

-> landonorris first, DON'T do that

-> landonorris second, why are you using alex no. 2's phone?

-> alexandrasaintmleux first, DON'T tell me what to do

-> alexandrasaintmleux second, i'm blocked???

-> alexandrasaintmleux please don't call me alex no. 2 - alex

-> landonorris first, noted

-> landonorris second, i unblocked you???

-> landonorris sorry alexA force of habit

-> alexandrasaintmleux oh

-> username nah they forced my girl alex to sign off as "alex" on her OWN acc 😭😭😭😭

-> username PLEASE WHAT IS THIS CONVO

-> username the two things i've inferred from above are 1) y/n is not blocked on lando's acc she js chooses to comment from other ppl's phone and refuses to elaborate and 2) lando calls alexandra alex no. 2

-> username this is a WILD place to be

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yourusername yeah i'll be loving u for quite some time or whatever taylor swift said (❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️)

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landonorris happier than ever

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username LANDO NORRIS U ABSOLUTE ASSHOLE

username nah not him using the same caption that he used to shade her

-> username it's almost poetic in a way

username I JUST SCREECHED WHAT THE FUCK

username WAR IS OVER 😭😭😭😭😭😭

username the way i collapsed omg

username THE CAPTION HELP??????

username this is life altering

charles_leclerc not a funny caption

-> landonorris have a sense of humour

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-> landonorris you're getting reported for that

-> username LMFAOAOAOAO

-> username PLEASE OMG

username im sooooo here for this

username brb checking if my toaster is waterproof or not

-> username i'll join u!!

username SCREECHING OH MY GOD

username i feel like i've js managed to make two toddlers quit fighting and feel like such a proud parent

-> danielricciardo that's exactly how we feel

-> heidiberger_ so true

-> maxverstappen1 absolutely

-> kellypiquet they were worse than actual kids

-> sebastianvettel they're stubborn

-> scuderiaferrari the amount of times we've had to stop y/n from smashing his car is insane

-> mclaren we had to stay indoors with locked doors scuderiaferrari

-> susie_wolff it was horrible

-> landonorris every single one of you is horrible

-> carmenmmundt fuck u all i hope u step on a lego - y/n

-> landonorris FOR THE LAST TIME YOU'RE NOT BLOCKED yourusername

-> carmenmmundt idc

username life has meaning again

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username THE WEEKND LYRICS OH MY GOD

-> username im folded

username SCREAMING IM SOOOO HAPPY

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username they're actually so taylor swift coded it's INSANE

username brb gonna cry some more

username i used to PRAY for this

danielricciardo could've chosen a different caption - y/n

-> landonorris IT'S THE THOUGH THAT COUNTS

-> danielricciardo terrible thought

-> landonorris i take it back

-> danielricciardo ❤️

danielricciardo this is sweet

-> landonorris thank you

danielricciardo I LOVE YOU

-> landonorris I LOVE YOU MOREEE

danielricciardo bf

-> landonorris gf

-> username what in the world am i witnessing

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-> username what in the dando i just witnessed

-> username NOT DANDO OH MY GOD

username sleepover on highway !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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danielricciardo nice jacket in the last slide

-> landonorris yeah it'll look even better on your floor

-> danielricciardo mate what the actual fuck

-> landonorris NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

-> landonorris WHERE'S Y/N

-> danielricciardo SHE GAVE ME MY PHONE BACK

-> landonorris OH MY GOD I'M SO SORRY

-> heidiberger_ wow

-> yourusername i guess it's js us now heidiberger_

-> heidiberger_ ❤️❤️❤️

-> landonorris NOW YOU CHOOSE TO BE ON YOUR OWN ACCOUNT yourusername???

-> yourusername yes ❤️

-> username this is CRAZY

-> username i genuinely have a whiplash

#f1 x reader #f1 x female reader #f1 imagines #social media au #fake instagram imagines #lando norris fanfic #lando norris imagine #lando norris imagines #lando norris x reader #lando norris x you #lando norris x y/n #lando norris insta au #lando norris fluff #lando norris au #lando norris blurb #lando norris

[l3viat8an]

Rooo!!! I have Levi brain rot rn, and I need to share Grand Admiral! Levi thoughts with u :/

As an important figure in the military, Levi has to go out sometimes to check up on the outskirts bases of the Devildom. Make sure that everything is working as they should.

This usually lasts for weeks, and today you had found out how long 2 weeks can feel when your loser gamer boyfriend is out on assignment.

Finding solace in his uncharacteristically empty room, you cuddle up in the bathtub bed, desperate to feel anything that reminded you of your beloved player 1. Using his favorite jacket, watching replays of his old streams, sleeping in his bed, that's slowly losing his scent and feel.

But one day, while curled up in his gaming chair, rewatching his old clips for the thousandth time. Levi comes home. Still in his uniform as he marched into his room, not expecting to find his PC on.

Once you realized he was there, you quickly jumped into his arms, peppering kisses all over him. When you pull away, you expect to see the usual sight; Leviathan a blushing mess, stammering about something you can't quite make out. But now, he wasn't blushing at all. He barely changed his stoic demeanor.

"L-levi...?"

You asked confused, removing yourself from his embrace to look at his attitude. Giving a hurt look as you basically pouted. Throwing a small tantrum that he didn't miss you at all

Unbeknownst to you, Levi was freaking out. After weeks out on field he just wanted to sleep and go back to his shut-in lifestyle. What he didn't know was that what he needed was to see his player 2 dressed in his jacket. Being an adorable tsundere as she pouted.

"On the bed, and strip. Leave the jacket on"

Levi commanded, looking serious as you stood there. Shocked at his words.

"E-excuse me?"

"Did I stutter? Strip, on the bed."

"W-wait–"

Shocked and confused, You stood their unsure of what to do. And why the hell that turned you on so much

It wasn't the first time Levi was in control, but he was usually so sweet and gentle. Not this... demanding. You're not sure if it's the uniform, the attitude, or the fact it was Levi being so assertive. But you followed without hesitation.

And you're so greatful that you did, because the two weeks waiting for him were quickly rewarded. Levi being as merciless with you as he took what he wanted. Leaving you a blushing mess, passed out in his bed, as for the first time in two weeks, you slept with him again on his bed.

The next day, he profusely apologized at how rough he was, while all you could think about was when could you bring that side of him out once more

(AHHH IM SORRY FOR GOING ON FOR SO LONG BUT I NEEDED TO SHARE IT SO BADLYYY 🙏 IDK IF THIS IS SMUT OR FLUFF BUT I JS LOVE HIM AHHHH)

Nsfw!

Looks like fluffy-smut to me- holy shi 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 ‘n idk what happened but my add-on is definitely smut helpjdksj

Levi didn’t actually expected you to obey his command so quickly. He watched as you stripped down, leaving the jacket on like he had ordered. Fuck you look so good It took his breath away and he has to shake his head a bit, collecting himself as you climbed into his bathtub bed.

He quickly joined you, climbing on top of you in the bathtub before pulling you closer and kissing you, moaning softy as he deepens the kiss, sliding his tongue to tangle with yours.

His hands didn’t stop either, roaming over your body, exploring every inch of it, as if trying to burn it into his memory again.

Honestly there was something about this side of Levi that you couldn't resist. It was as if you were being taken by a completely different person, one who was confident and assertive…the grand admiral....it’s really hot-

You moaned when his fingers finally found their way between your legs, pressing against your already dripping cunt. He thrust two fingers inside you, causing you to moan loudly.

"You- you look so beautiful like this." Levi breathed into your ear, his voice low and husky. "I've been waiting for weeks to feel you again…..and I can’t wait anymore.”

He lines his cock up with your ready pussy, waiting for you to nod before sliding in and letting out a little whine he just can’t stop from slipping out, “S-so, good, messed you so m-much..”

He wanted nothing more than to keep you close, to let you feel how much you meant to him, as he fucked you faster, harder-

It was as if he had been holding back for weeks, waiting for this moment to release all the passion that had built up inside him.

“G-gonna cum soon….need, need you to cum with me.” as he leans down to kiss you, one of his hands slides back down to you clit and his thumb rubs against it roughly. Making Levi moan against your lips as you tighten around him, soon as he feels you orgasm take over your body Levi cums. rutting his hips into yours, riding through your orgasms together.

Panting Levi hides his face in your neck for a moment and he can hear you let out a little giggle, before whispering "I've missed you too, Levi." and Levi laughs, pressing a few soft kisses along your neck~

The next morning you’ll wake up to your, sweet boyfriend acting like his usual self. Looking over your body and apologizing endlessly, he promises he’ll be more gentle next time!! Wait no- he didn’t mean it like that!!- he did-

#:3 anyways- #very normal about him #also late as always so excuse any typos 🚶🏼‍♀️ #obey me! #obey me smut #obey me levi x reader #obey me leviathan #obey me leviathan x reader #smut #x reader #levi x reader #leviathan x reader #levi <333 #leviathan smut #leviathan x you #mail! #roro writes

[crystcrm]

i share ur struggle.. i ACHE for gepard or welt content so hopefully i could request for something like that? im js gonna throw a bunch of ideas and you can choose whichever

relationship hcs (what he’d be like, how does he show his love etc)

sleeping together (take this whichever way you want)

cooking together in the kitchen (im a whore for this stuff idk why😭)

bedroom hcs (kinks, fav positions, literally anything i need it so bad)

KISSING IN THE SNOW W GEPARD😞

anon i hope you know this ask gave me like 5000 braincells. like suddenly i am THINKING. it's so insane how one little ask full of random blurbs gave me so much life to write even just the smallest things.

literally welt and gepard are my two faves rn, i'm fr just waiting for jing yuan to come out. jing yuan my beloved <3<3

but anyway, as for this little ask, i think we'll ease into the hsr content with some fluff ( i am all due for it anyway, i have Not been writing and i also need the fluff because my god does life hit hard ) so sit tight >:)

love and cherishing you ♡ ;; various x gn!reader headcanons

content;- sfw , fluff , headcanons list , how some hsr boys show their love for you ♡♡ , overall just really fluffy because i need toothrotting stomach ache inducing head swirling sweet fluff sometimes... , nothing about getting together but just general hcs on what they'd be like in a relationship , reader is nooooot...? the trailblazer but could possibly be interpreted as such if you squint

characters inc:- welt yang , gepard landau ( includes post-belobog arc content, not extremely spoilery but take note that i chose after the jarillo-vi conclusion to open up more opportunities >:3 )

together with welt yang . . .

welt has lived life longer than perhaps anyone on the express, being from another world and used to living as the first ( second generation ) herrscher of reason, a herrscher that sided with humanity. he didn't expect to get sucked into another adventure, one where he'll meet many companions, see unbelievable sights or even... fall in love.

he's an old soul, yet his heart still has a grand passion for what he does. the fire within him burns, and perhaps, you stoke the flames. a motivation unlike any other to show you the wonders of the galaxy— of every world.

his love is not the most openly shown, an old man can be embarrassed sometimes. especially in the face of his family of the astral express. his affections for you are for you two only. his touches, his words, the little things that make sparks fly are all special and meant for your ears and eyes only. be it in the privacy of his room, or late nights when everyone else is fast asleep, he'll always find a way to make his love for you known when nobody else is looking.

time together with you is always time well spent. he enjoys it perhaps just a little more than going on adventures with everyone. you could be doing anything, and he wouldn't mind simply sitting in silence together with you. it's comforting, relaxing. it's moments like these where he gets to unwind with you. it's essentially a recharge— he doesn't even have to hold you ( but if you'd like that, he'd be more than happy to ).

he used to be an artist— an animation storyboard artist. his skills on paper would definitely outmatch the rest of the crew. he already likes to have his experiences captured in little drawings in his notebook. well, you happen to be one big, long lasting experience. one that he can't wait to see what more comes while experiencing it. you swear that you can catch him gazing at you every other day, and you always see his pencil moving across the papers in his book. inside are sketches of you in all your beauty, how he adores you, even complete with little notes about the things you like.

he wishes to show you the world, all there is to be seen across the entire galaxy. he will be there, to guide you, to accompany you. it's not that he doesn't trust the rest of the crew, but really, this is the closest thing to a date you've ever gotten. taking in the sights of new worlds, creating new memories together, and maybe getting tossed in a bit of trouble along the way. sure, it may be tiring or troublesome, but he wouldn't want to face it with anyone else.

those that come across him know him as welt yang, but this is the name he has inherited. he doesn't tell it often, perhaps, but at least you know him. the real him. he's not just welt to you, but also joachim. it is something he entrusted to you, who he is, who he once was, who he shall become— everything about him.

he adores you, and all your entirety. you are like a burning star in the galaxy above, one that burns with him.

together with gepard landau . . .

gepard, captain of the silvermane guards is a busy, busy man. between his duties as captain and his daily life, he does his best to find time for you. his lack of charm is exactly what makes him charming, some may say. he's no nonsense, stubborn, "famously uncompromising" ( as his sister claims ) with an unmatched loyalty. it sounds horrendous, but perhaps that's exactly why you love him.

you tell him he should prioritise his duty first and foremost, he is an important figure in belobog, after all. and he does, he stubbornly commits to it. even if he can see in your eyes that you're hesitantly letting him go again. it's in these rare moments that he gives you a small, warming smile and a gentle embrace— he tells you that he'll do his best, for the preservation of belobog, for its people— and most importantly, you.

bothering him on patrol isn't one of your favourite activites, there are definitely more enriching things out there, but you still do it from time to time. usually, it's when the nights are a little colder and you can't seem to sleep. it's the same old thing, each and every time. he tells you you should get home, but not after a quick walk together with him. you'd chat about the little things, and he'd even shyly try to hold your hand in such a moment. after that, he personally escorts you back to your residence, and never forgetting to leave without a kiss goodnight. it may be a simple kiss on the back of your hand, or you might get up for a quick kiss on the cheek. you don't know what you do to him.

gepard doesn't strike me as a type that knows a lot in this area. he was born and raised as a noble child, and then went straight into becoming a protector of the city he grew up in. he'd feel a little flustered at a few things, the ideas and thoughts that come to him while together with you. he's even more embarrassed as he goes to his sister for advice on how to deal with such emotions. he reads books, fiction of romance that he does best to turn into your reality. it's not perfect— he's still clueless on what's a really good date— but he's always trying harder just for you.

it's not often that he gets free time, but once he does, he's quick to seek you out... after his sister of course. for many good reasons, actually. other than the usual check in with his sister he loves so dearly, she is more helpful than most others despite her teasing. serval is a big source of support in his relationship with you, not to say you two can't handle it yourselves. he's just rather clueless about love as a whole sometimes, and she's there to give him a little nudge in the right direction. thanks to her, gepard brought you flowers once, and he does it every so often.

never underestimate the lengths he'd go for you. he may be constantly out there in the front lines trying to combat the antimatter legion and the fragmentum, and he may be busy with training the guards or some other silvermane business, but he would always keep you in mind. you're part of his motivation, and you've grown to be the biggest part of it. you could tell him it's nothing important, if you ask for something, like a favour or likewise, but because it's you, he'll put it right at the top of his priorities. you are his priority.

dates are difficult, especially when you're captain of the guards. walking around with him attracts more attention than any other thing, but it doesn't stop him from inviting you out. the luxuries of belobog would be easy for him to indulge in, as a landau and as captain, but truly, simply spending time with him is enough. your favourite dates are ones where you freely walk aimlessly in the day, perhaps after a bite to eat. fresh snowfall is light upon the city streets, unlike the eternal freeze. you find it hard to resist temptation, letting yourself be swept off your feet for a sweet kiss in the everlasting winter snow.

gepard landau has an immense lack of charm. he's stubborn, he's uncompromising, and maybe even a little dense or a little blunt. but the brighter side of these qualities always show around you. he'll find a way to see you, and he won't rest until he has. his lack of knowledge in this department has him cutely flustered from time to time, but also has him doing unknowingly romantic things. he loves you, and he wants you to know that.

#crysts.corner #trailblazer.cryst #welt yang #hsr welt #welt x reader #hsr welt x reader #welt yang x reader #gepard #gepard landau #hsr gepard #gepard x reader #hsr gepard x reader #hsr x reader #honkai star rail x reader #honkai: star rail #honkai star rail

[revehae]

i’m not asking you to write for wonbin but if you ever do js know i wiillllll be there !

yall have finally did it yall have won yall have Cracked me i hope youre happy bc i kinda am… i had this idea before he cut his hair now im feeling like that one harry styles fan tweet and i don’t even stan fr

warnings: drug use, addiction, is this dubcon idk

wc. 670

dealer!wonbin x (f) rich!reader.

wonbin knew you wouldn’t turn down his offer. not in the state that you were in, moody and tense as ever. the girl he’d seen around here and there at parties hadn’t come back around, not since he’d first seen her bump a line or two, and she’d been replaced by you.

what you had become over the months, at least.

not that wonbin would have it any other way. he liked having you kind of dependent on him, knowing he was the first person crossing your mind when you needed a fix. but the brief interactions, meeting you at a party or somewhere shady at night, your car window rolling up as quickly as it had gone down, weren’t enough anymore.

“no.”

“no?” you repeated, like the entitled, spoiled rich girl you really were deep down. wonbin had to give you credit, you cloaked it well, but when you were desperate, you showed your true colors. “what do you mean no?”

wonbin grinned playfully, in a way that he knew would aggravate you. “i mean, i set everything aside for my buddy, and i don’t have enough for you right now.”

you rubbed your nose and ran a finger through your hair, exhaling exasperatedly. “well, tell him to wait. i need it more than he does! is he paying you? i’ll pay you twice as much!”

there you went, offering him your pocket money, throwing it away like it was nothing just for a second of your high. but wonbin didn’t need your money. selling cocaine to recklessly needy addicts like yourself was a very lucrative business.

he shook his head. “sorry, that’s not gonna cut it. but i thought of something better.”

you were in the middle of losing what was left of your mind when wonbin said that and your eyes immediately snapped back to him, fixed to him before he could even get the words completely out.

“i’ll give you two grams if you let me fuck you,” wonbin said casually, a wild grin tugging at his lips. “six grams if you let me do it raw.”

you were a little reluctant at first, but wonbin wasn’t surprised when you finally caved, thinking to himself, that was too damn easy.

because he was nice, wonbin let you snort a line before he touched you, but he was on top of you not a second later. in spite of that, he didn’t move like he was in any particular hurry, snaking a hand up your shirt and pressing his lips against your lips. then your neck, your collarbone, your belly. almost affectionately, almost.

it started to work you up quickly, and you even got annoyed, tugging at his hair, but wonbin didn’t care. matter of fact, he could feel his body getting hotter, burning a thousand degrees. he wanted to savor every second of you, every touch of you, every smell of you.

wonbin really liked the smell of you. the sweet scent helped masked the madness underneath when you were like this. he leaned in to sniff your hair, your neck, your clothes, your hands.

it made his dick twitch in his pants and he couldn’t control himself anymore, yanking it free so that he could steer himself between your open, inviting legs, moaning shakily and blowing his hair out of his eyes as he pushed into you. 

knowing that only a few months ago, your dignity would have never let you consent to something like this, wonbin almost felt bad. he may have sold the drugs, but he never touched them otherwise. too many people he had seen wind up like you, selling themselves out for a moment of ecstasy.

but he wasn’t so different. your cunt squeezed and throttled the life out of his cock. sweat was the reason your body clung to his. you were muttering his name, dragging red lines down his back with your fingernails. and for the time being, there was nothing wonbin wouldn’t do for his moment of ecstasy.

#wonbin smut #riize smut #park wonbin smut #riize x reader #riize imagines #dark riize #tw: drug use

[lovechrisowen]

-really?-

warning: smut, mommy kink, cussing that’s abt it😗

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i walked back into the living room being brought back to reality when i heard the giggling of chris,nick,maddie, and y/n.

“what are you guys laughing about?” i ask.

“oh nothing js how ur a virgin” chris responds with a chuckle.

suddenly i feel my face burn up and a wash of embarrassment come over my body.

“c-chris why are you spreading my business with everyone?!?” i ask in a panic.

“oh calm downn. as if it’s not already obvious”

“hey! it’s not that obvious…..right?…” i say. i can feel y/n staring me down with almost curiosity.

-

“hey?” i hear as a faint knock followed by the door to my bedroom creaking open.

i glance over to the door. it’s y/n

“hey what’s up?”

“not to be weird but was chris being serious about um..you being a virgin matt.” she asked as she slowly began to walk towards me.

“w-why are you asking?..”

“nothing it’s just hard to believe.”

“really? i thought it was kind of kind of obvious” i say scratching the back of my head.

it was now hitting how inexperienced i was. for fucks sake i hadn’t even kissed a girl. let alone had sex with one..

“i don’t really think so..i mean with those looks i’d figure you lost that card a while ago”

i felt my face turn red. was she being serious? she walks to the edge of my bed, standing next to me while i stayed sat.

“you think i could make you feel good matty?..” she whispered into the crook of my ear, voice soft and delicate yet still so seductive.

“uh- um i guess you could- i mean i don’t- your like-“

i get cut off as she presses her lips against mine. so soft i could nearly feel our bodies melt into each others touch. she paused, causing a whine to escape from my mouth. she began to climb on top of me, now sitting on my lap.

y/n’s pov:

i got on top of him reconnecting our lips and i felt him whine into my mouth getting so worked up with the slightest amount of touch i gave him. i began straddling him. the kiss becoming sloppy. i grinded my hips against his feeling his dick get hard under me.

i palmed his now hard cock running my hands over the sweatpants that had now formed a tent. i stripped my self of my shirt and shorts leaving me in my lacey bra and panties. i felt his eyes quickly shift to me chest. i giggled at him as i looked at him for permission to take off his pants. he quickly nodded at me as he blushed profusely just looking at me eagerly. as i pulled down his pants, his dick sprung out slapping against his stomach. he shivers from the cold air hitting his tip. my confidence dwindled down as i saw his length

i spit on my hand and wrapped it around his length. he slightly jumped up from my touch, his hands gripping on the sheets as my hand stroked him up and down. i licked from his base to his tip and began to drape my whole mouth over him. his head tilted back as his mouth opened slightly releasing the smallest whines.

“fu-fuck..that feels so good”

“mmhm” i say still wrapped around him.

i lift my head off of him still stroking him.

“what do you want mommy to do baby?”

“i um- anything” he practically whines out.

i can see the way he looks down at me with pure lust.

matt’s pov:

i look down on her hoping she catches the message.

i want her to ride me.

“hmmm you want me on top matty?”

“y-yes mommy” i reply completely disregarding my confidence. as she starts to sink down on me i let out pathetic moans.

“feel good matty?”

“mmhgmm”

she grips my hair forcing me to look up at her as she’s bouncing on my lap.

“use your words.”

“y-yes mommy-mhg…so good”

as she’s riding me she’s letting out moans and praises. “so good matty” “such a good boy..doing so good for me aren’t you?”

she starts to kiss me and i feel my high coming faster than i thought.

“y/n- i” i fail to speak as is shoot my warm liquid into her.

“i-i im sorry mommy…i didn’t mean to i—“ she reconnects our lips.

“it’s okay matt” she says with a giggle, sending shivers down my spine. as she lifts off of me i see my cum drilling out of her drenched entrance.

“here um…lemme go get a towel to clean up-“

“don’t worry matty i’ll get you cleaned up” she says with the warmest smile.

“okay..”

she returns with a damp towel in her hands and wipes down the area around my cock as well the the tip and shaft, as she finished she tosses the towel into the hamper and moves over to my dresser tossing me some boxers.

“can i borrow some clothes to sleep in?” she asked nervously.

“yea of course!” she smiles excitedly and pulls out some boxers and a teeshirt.

she crawls back into bed and places a kiss on my forehead.

“now your not a virgin”

“oh shut up”.

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ok i kinda rlly rlly hate this.

uh gimme ideas guys😔

#sturniolo triplets #sturniolo smut #sturniolo fanfic #matt sturniolo smut #matt sturniolo x reader #matt sturniolo

[bambisnc]

he's the one that's livin' in my system baby! [04]

pairing : roommate!sungchan x reader genre : sickfic n fluff nawt smut im sorry about the opening line i js thought it was funi ,, cw/tw : food mentions + hes sick bc he looked after the reader too well D: wc : 0.4k ishh

you've discovered over the past 2 weeks that your nights are spent significantly more productively when sleeping with your roommate.

as in literally sleeping with your roommate i.e. just lying in the same bed (usually his).

you did start out with a well defined list of rules the most highlighted of which was to ensure a pillow boundary between the two of you at all times.

sungchan always somehow ends up going against it thought, much to your delight dismay.

and as you woke up one day in the middle of the night, the clock displaying an even 4.00 am, with his limbs fully entangled with your own in a way you would not have thought was possible; the only thing you can think about is how hot he feels against your skin.

....he is quite literally burning up. and you can almost swear his heart seems to be beating a little too much faster than normal (given your position with your face dangerously close to his chest.)

he's sick.

the idiot's sick.

after the multiple times he insisted he'd be fine and made the extremely clever decision of forgetting all constraints of personal space because he's jus' taking care of you :( pshh obviously no he won't catch your little cold but if you cuddle with him you'll feel soo warm and comfyy~ <3

... you'd hit him if you didn't feel really bad right now; especially because sungchan's intentions were never bad, if a little stupid. he's always looking out for you.. and the one time you tried doing something for him you ended up with prescribed bed rest.

the least you could do was take care of him.

(and there was also the whole him saying he wanted to get ice-cream with you thing which could totally just be you over thinking but sungchan and you definitely did need to work that out. eventually. a couple of months should be ideal...)

you lay a cool, damp washcloth on his forehead; brushing away the messy hair which sticks to his skin slightly.

and you really, really shouldn't; but you can't help gently placing a feather-light kiss to his temple.

but hey. idiots don't get sick right?

or do they..? yeah you honestly can't recall what the lesson supposed to be learnt from all of this was...

-

later, when you're able to pull yourself away from your roommate's bedside and make your way towards the kitchen to whip up some porridge (light on the stomach, warm for the throat); a little sniff tells you that you are not alone.

and there stands sungchan, busily rubbing out the residual sleep from his eyes, managing to still look annoyingly adorable - which is a great feat considering his height.

scolding him for getting out of bed gets you nowhere, he only declares that he wouldn't have been able to rest anyway; not without you there..

notes : my god how do phone users do htis my laptop isnt laptopping v well so im doign this from via a phone and ouch. + [series m.list] [m.list] (will edit in links later)

song rec : sugarcoat by natty. No i wont be inserting a link.

#order's up~! 📋⋆𐙚 #cookies.♡︎🍪 #[he's the one that's livin' in my system baby! 𓏲 ๋࣭ ࣪ ˖🎐] #pic creds : lovekuns ! #sungchan x reader #jung sungchan #sungchan #riize #riize x reader #riize imagines #riize fanfic #riize fluff #riize fics #jung sungchan x reader #riize sungchan #jung sungchan angst #jung sungchan fluff #kpop #kpop imagines #kpop x reader #kpop scenarios

[memospacexx]

Mammon general dating headcanons cos i CAN

(Btw send requests for headcanons in any scenario w mammon or other helluva boss charas😋PLEASEPLEAPDLEPLSEPSLE-)

-I’ll be honest. Hes not neglectful, its the exact OPPOSITE its like he’ll die and burn if ur 5 ft away from him

-he still bullys you tbh, but its a little watered down

He made u cry once and he was so awkward

“Ey- Cmon mate i didnt mean it-“

-honestly, he mostly sees you as another thing he owns. Hes a greedy man, your like the newest toy that he shows off to, many think he’ll get tired of u eventually

-he does not

-he buys you stuff yes but will he give u things he alr has? Depends on his mood .💀💀

8 out of 10 times its a no btw

-hes such a brat im not joking, if u wake up esrlier than him and u accidentally wake him up he WILL THROW A TANTRUM

One time the drawer was slammed too loud and he threw a fit and dragged u back to bed

-if u can cook hes happy. Specifically baking. Idk he seems like he likes sweets

U could be baking and when u finish, u turn away only to turn back and hes gobling that shit down

“ITS NOT EVEN DECORATED”

“Whats the point love???still gonna eat it anyways🤷‍♀️”

U didnt talk to him for the rest of the day

-Tho the relationship does seem toxic to others WHICH IS FAIR COS HE’S LITTERALLY THE EMBODIMENT OF GREED.. its not as bad, hes clingy and painfully possessive sure but hes not abusive…to you.

-the one thing he wont sell for money

-One of the other sins joked abt how much hes willing to sell you for

-he did not find this funny

-he wasnt in his ring tho so he couldnt stur up that much trouble but he managed to throw a temper tantrum big enough for a bit of damage

-overall, i think he wouldnt be that bad of a lover, just gotta get used to him yk? Hes one greedy bastard, it took years for him to learn how to share THE BARE MINIMUM but he only shares w u

“Can i have some”

“NO”

Bitch💔

-if u do date him idk why how or WHEN

-Dating the image of greed is insane

-good luck shawty

-he treats u good tho

-bare minimum. But like u get spoiled so its alr

-you’d probsbly do most managing on whatever he needs tbh

-u dont get payed(he buys u gifts after so its alr)

-and managing as in managing his dumbass shows like scheduling etc

-u dont sit next to him during those

-NO ONE KNOWS UR TOGETHER

-if Ozzie found out he’d piss himself laughing tbh

Hypocrite ahhh

- he wld rather pick up shit and clap than admit hes inlove

-not bc hes ashamed

-he js cares for his image too much smhhh

-but when it comes down to it, i think he would sadly leave u if it ever gets out

-he still loves ya but hes too greedy for his own good

-he makes sure your okay after, secretly

(Stalker💀)

#helluva boss season two #helluva boss mammon x reader #helluva boss mammon #mammon #mammon x reader #helluva boss x reader #helluva boss ozzie #ozzie mentioned #love him

[luvmyoui]

nine

previous masterlist next

gp!myoui mina x fem!reader

warnings: cursing, smut, degrading??

word count: 1,981

a/n: i js read the most heart wrenching minayeon fic and now im debating weather or not i should turn mina into the biggest green flag known to man

It was as if the world had stopped spinning, the moment you looked to your left you saw that familiar face. that face that you saw in your daughter everyday, yet the face that caught you so off guard. you weren't ready for this, not yet. you had done so much, healed the cuts she had left into scars but in this very moment you felt them all reopen. you wanted to jump on her and hug her, tell her how much you missed her, how much you were sorry and wanted to be a family again. but your resentment towards her over shadowed your longing.

the rest of mina’s group had sat down at the table they were assigned to but mina remained with her feet planted on the floor staring into your eyes. as if caught in a trance, only to be broken away when momo tugged on mina’s dress and camila quite literally smacked you. mina looked away first, sitting down in the seat next to momo as you rubbed over your thigh camila had smacked. 

“what the fuck?!” camila whisper yelled, catching your whole group's attention. 

“what? what?” dinah and lauren said at the same time as they all leaned in. 

“y/n’s fucking baby daddy’s here!” camila exclaimed in a whisper. 

“what the fuck, where?!” all four of your members exclaimed at the same time. 

“look to your fucking left, her whole group is here!” camila responded with.

all four of the girls turned to look at the table next to theirs only to see a couple of the girls at that table looking back at them. mina however, had her eyes fixed on the stage ahead, not sparing a glance at the five girls who were burning holes into the side of her head. 

“okay but like she looks so innocent and pure, hard to think that she put you through all that.” normani commented to which she earned a pinch on the arm from dinah,

“shut the fuck up?” dinah said glaring at normani now, while ally simply sighed. 

“it’s fine, sometimes it’s hard for me to believe it too. y’all should've seen her when we first started dating, completely different people.”

you poured the sparkling apple cider into the champagne glass that was at the table. you couldn't help but feel frustrated at the fact that actual alcohol wasn't being served at your table due to your members and you being underage. It was only a few more months ‘till you could legally drink, but your group was never served alcohol due to some of the members not being of age to drink. all you could do was drink the apple cider, the sweet taste bringing your mood up a bit. 

a harsh tug on your arm caused you to instinctively let out a yelp, but it was muffled when a hand pressed itself over your mouth. the unfamiliarly soft hands stayed on you and you struggled against them as you were dragged into what you recognized as the restroom. you were full on panicking by now, your mind flooded with thoughts of being kidnapped. you were kicking at the person behind you, struggling to break free of their grip. you were released upon arrival at the restroom, the hand letting go of your arm to lock the bathroom door.

“what the f-” your words died down, upon seeing the face of your captor. “what the fuck.” you softly whispered out this time, your eyes wide and unblinking. 

you weren't given an explanation, a reason as to why you were dragged to this bathroom. instead, you were slammed into the bathroom wall, mina’s lips following closely after. the breath was knocked from your lungs, not responding to the kiss, due to the shock you were still in. mina’s hands trailed up your body and instinctively went to grope your breasts over your form fitting silver dress. a small moan left your mouth at the action, mina taking the chance to shove her tongue into your mouth. 

she kissed you harshly while squeezing your breasts from over your dress. you knew you shouldn't be doing this, not here, and especially not with myoui mina of all people. you hadn't, couldn't forget any of what she had done to you. she left you heart broken and a mother, she left you to have fun and live her life while you were stuck looking after her child. you refused to forget any of what she did, she didn't deserve this, she didn't deserve you. 

you had told yourself repeatedly that you were over her, that you wouldn't ever forgive her unless she groveld and begged for your forgiveness. here she was, not groveling nor begging, yet you were still giving yourself up to her. you felt pathetic honestly. the way you found yourself getting lost in her kisses, it was pathetic how you didn't even try to deny her. you found yourself begging, instead of her, maybe it was all those years of pent up sexual frustration. having a 4 year old daughter didn't exactly allow you to have sexual relations, seeing as all your free time was spent with her. that was what you told yourself, it was because of how long it had been. definitely not the fact that mina alone made you feel these feelings. 

“p-please” you let out in a breathy moan, mina's hands never going directly to the place you needed, simply lingering around. 

“what do you want, baby?” mina breathed out into your ear, her hand giving a slight squeeze to your inner thigh. it was the first time you heard her speak in the 3 years she had been gone. you could feel a gush of wetness at her raspy, breathy voice. Instead of a response you heard yourself let out a moan and your face flushed incredibly dark in embarrassment. 

mina let out a chuckle, knowing of the effect she had on you. “words, darling.” she said in probably the hottest voice you’d ever heard. you squeezed your eyes shut, you couldn't handle all this, it was too much. 

“p-please fuck me, please mina i-i need you.” you whimpered out, eyes shut tight in embarrassment at the fact that you were giving in so easily. maybe if you were in the right mind you’d walk out, but arousal clouded your thinking and overtook you. 

not giving a verbal response, but instead she pushed your panties to the side and shoved two fingers into your tight cunt. “fuck baby, y’ feel so good around my fingers, i know you’d feel even better ‘round my cock.” 

you let out a scream at the intrusion, the foreign and sudden intrusion bringing you pain. “w-wait, please.” you said breathlessly, wanting to get used to the feeling before she started fucking you. what surprised you was that she actually waited for you to adjust around her, you said it sure, but you didn't expect her to actually comply. the old mina did everything for her own pleasure, not caring if it hurt at first because eventually it’d feel good. 

what surprised you even more was the gentle stroking you felt at the back of your neck, was she comforting you?? even the thought that she’d do this was crazy to you, this was not the mina you knew. the only time she’d ever been this kind during sex was when she took your virginity, other than that never. the new and better changes in her brought warmth to your heart, maybe she really had changed. 

“y-you can move now.” you said a little shakily. the immediate rough pace wasn't something that was surprising for you, she always liked it rough. the moans that left your mouth were proof if anything that you also enjoyed it this way. 

you reached a hand down when you felt mina humping your leg, instead, pulling her dress up and pulling her cock out of the compression shorts. mina stopped for a second to let out a sigh of relief, as much as she liked dresses, she hated the compression shorts she had to wear along with them. you started to slowly stroke her length as she fucked you with her fingers. 

“s-stop.” mina said, pulling her fingers out of you and taking your hand off of her. she then took her hard cock into her own hands and lined it up with your dripping hole. she started off pushing it in slow, but she just couldn't take it anymore and rammed herself in.

you didn't tell her to slow down or wait this time, letting her have her fun with it, and fun she had. her head went to your neck, sucking and licking, while her hips rammed into you. “d-don't leave m-marks!” you ended it in a yelp when you felt her bite your neck. not caring for what you had said, mina continued sucking with the intent to leave a mark. “why? scared your girlfriend will see?” mina said condescendingly as her hand wrapped itself around your throat. 

“i-it’s not l-like that..” you stuttered out, her hand squeezing your neck making it hard to speak. 

“oh yeah? what’s it like then? because to me it just sounds like you're slutting yourself out again.” mina said, her thrusts getting rougher and her hand around your throat tightening. 

“I bet she cant fuck you like i do, that her fingers are nothing compared to my dick. actually i know i fuck you better, that’s why youre clenching your tight fucking pussy around my dick and moaning my name instead of hers. i’ll always be better, no one can fuck you as good as i do.”

you could only moan at her mean words, you couldn't even deny it. no one would ever fuck you as good as her. “f-fuck mina i think im g-gonna-” you cut yourself off with a moan, not caring to finish your sentence as you knew she’d understand it either way. 

“cum, show me how good I make you feel.” 

you clenched harder around her and before you could say anything further you let out an ear piercing scream and came around her. she kept up her same rough pace even after your orgasm had faded, pleasure slowly turning into pain. you tried to push at her chest, telling her to give you a minute, but mina didn't care. the only thing she cared for was her own release and she was going to make sure she got it. 

mina’s hand went down to your clit when she felt herself near, “c’mon baby, i know you can give me another one.” the tight circles she drew around your clit, increasing the pleasure you were feeling, until you remembered. “f-fuck mina p-pull out, im not on the pill. p-please pull out.” you stuttered out in between moans. 

you were too late though, mina was lost in pleasure and with one final thrust she came, flooding your insides with sticky white fluid. the warm feeling of her cum inside you sending you over the edge right after her. 

you two stood there for a couple minutes, tangled in eachothers arms while gathering your bearings. you shot away the minute you realized what had just transpired, and the fact that mina came inside. “fuck.” you breathed out under your breath, still against the wall, but now with your hands covering your face. 

you removed your hands when you felt a slight burn and a rip, mina had ripped your fucking panties off. she pulled out of you and tucked her now soft cock back into her compression shorts. “I want to meet my daughter, my number’s still the same.” mina said sweetly, leaving a soft kiss on your lips and then exiting the bathroom, your panties tucked into her jacket pocket. 

what the fuck just happend. 

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[tomssexdoll]

I HAVE A REQUEST!!

Subby Tom.. BUT!!

Okay so subby Tom but he calls the reader mama..? i’ve seen that in a few bill fics and i js love the idea

Yess!

Pissed off

PAIRINGS: Tom 2009 x Female reader CONTENT: angst at the start, smut and a little bit of fluff at the end SYPNOSIS: You come home from a party, pissed off with Tom for letting a girl openly flirt with him right in front of you. A/N: i cant lie im not the best at doing men as subs but i'll try my best tysm for the request <3 WARNINGS: yelling, arguing, tom!sub, reader!dom, edging ig?, p in v (riding), eating punani

I walked into Tom and I's shared apartment, slamming my keys onto the kitchen bench and storming off into the bedroom, "i can't believe you let that fucking bitch just flirt with you right in front of me!" I screamed.

"Baby I'm sorry..I just didn't know what to do.." He said, lying so obviously. I rolled my eyes at his pathetic excuse and just changed out of my skimpy outfit, going into the shower to wash off all the sweat that had accumilated on my body the whole night.

As I finished my shower, I stepped out and wrapped myself in a towel, nearly forgetting tonights events when I saw Tom walking in, his head slightly down, waiting for me to finish.

"What do you want?" I snapped at him, glaring deeply.

"I-" he hesitated, a look of fear on his face "I'm really sorry Y/N, you know how much I love you, I would never do anything to hurt you" he whimpered softly.

I felt my legs burn up as he whimpered, thinking of all the things I could do to him.

"Get on the bed." I said sternly, staring straight at him.

"W-what..? Mama..I.." he said, acting dumb to piss me off even more, what a brat.

"You heard me, get on the bed, now." I said.

He winced slightly and sat on the edge of the bed, I sat next to him and started to rub his already noticeable erection, his breathing hitched "m-mama..please" he shut his eyes "don't tease me please..i need you.." he begged, pushing my hand down harder on his hard cock.

I slapped his hand away, his eyes opening widely as I stopped my movements. "Only good boys get what they want, and have you been a good boy?" he looked down at me with puppy eyes, "no.." I chuckled "exactly, so don't push it" I snarled.

15 MINS LATER

I had pulled his cock out, rubbing his sensitive tip with my thumb and teasing him to insanity. He moaned loudly as I slowly jerked his cock off. "Please! Let me cum mama..please.." he whimpered, holding onto my arm as it slowly jerked him off.

"Nuh uh, like I said, only good boys get what they want, and you're not allowed to cum, listen to what mama says.." I continued to stroke softly, pre-cum leaking out of his tip.

"Look at that..so eager to cum?" I swiped my thumb over his tip and licked the precum off, smirking as he nodded quickly. "Aww okay then, since you've been a good boy for me for the past 15 minutes I'll let you cum darling.." I whispered sensually in his ear.

He tried to contain his excitement with a huge smile, it was so cute, he was my good boy. I got up and took my clothes off, starting with my pants and panties, gripping onto both of them and managing to take them both off at the same time. I climbed onto his lap and took his cock in my hand, guiding it to my pussy and slowly sliding it in. I moaned softly and started to ride him.

He threw his head back and held onto my hips as I wrapped my arms around his neck, slamming my pussy into his cock. "Mm..s-so good mama, need you so bad.." he moaned, grabbing onto my clothed breasts. I smirked and took my top off for him, "you wanna suck mamas tits..hmm..?" he nodded eagerly and dove his head into my boobs, latching onto one of them and sucking softly, I moaned and continued to ride him harshly.

"Fuck.." I whimpered slightly, feeling a knot begin to form in my stomach, knowing I was close to my orgasm. I continued to slam my hips down, speeding up the pace.

Tom continued to whimper as my pace got brutal, slamming up and down constantly onto his cock, he let go of my boob and a string of saliva followed, I giggled and looked down at him "such a good boy.." I smashed my lips into his as I bounced up and down repetedly.

"F-fuck..mama..gonna cum.." he held onto my hips tightly as my movements began to slow down slightly. "Come f'me..ok baby?" I looked deep into his eyes, he nodded as he rolled his eyes back, shooting his seed deep into me, his thick cum coating my walls completely. As he came in me I moaned loudly and came on his cock "oh you're such a good boy.." I said in between breaths.

After a bit I got off his cock, he seemed to relax a bit and got up to clean himself. "Excuse me, where are you going? Don't think im done with you yet, come here now." I grabbed his arm "sorry mama.." he said shyly.

I climbed on the bed and sat back into the pillows, spreading my legs wide open, motioning for him to come over. "Eat my pussy baby, cmon." I instructed him, he happily obliged and wrapped his arms around my thighs, licking and sucking on my clit.

"Holy fuck you're so good.." I moaned loudly as he flicked his tongue on my sensitive bud. I could feel him smile on my pussy at the praise.

"Mm..so good mama.." he moaned, continuing to eat my pussy so well, his nails digging into my thighs.

The way his tongue felt on my clit was pure ecstacy, I didn't need to take drugs I just needed Tom to eat my pussy. He was so good at it, no one i've ever been with before has been this good. I smiled to myself, knowing I taught him well. Before me he was hopeless at it, the only thing he knew how to do was use his dick, not pleasuring any woman he was in contact with.

He was slightly dominant at the start of our relationship but I could tell it was a facade, once he got comfortable enough he started to sub, even with our major height difference of me being 5'6 and him being 6'2, it still worked perfectly.

"Cmon baby, make mama cum, doing so good..fuck.." I moaned softly, he quickened his pace and collecting all of my sweetness with his tongue.

He continued to flick his tongue on my clit, suck it and kiss it, I felt a familiar feeling in my stomach "so close baby..cmon.." I whined as he pleasured me deeply, grabbing onto his braids and tugging them slightly. He slightly winced at the pain and went even faster, I rolled my eyes to the back of my head and shuddered as my orgasm washed over me.

Tom moaning as I came, instantly licking everything up, not wasting a single drop.

I caught my breath and pulled away, he looked back up at me and i smiled, seeing his chin glistening with my cum. "Lets clean you up baby cmon.." I got a tissue from the nightstand and cleaned his mouth and chin.

"What do we say?" I pulled him closer "thankyou mama..I love you" he smiled warmly, I kissed him softly "good boy."

E/N: HEY Y'ALL HOW WAS IT?? I hope you all enjoyed cause I put a lot of effort into this, keep on sending requests ily all <3

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[simp4konig]

"Can I sit here?" König x Gender-neutral Reader (Part 2)

Word count: ~2700

König finally asks you out on a date!

*Slow burn

*Friends (to Lovers?)

*FINALLT a Part 2 to 👉👉this fic rught here!! Tysm to those for being so patient in regards to part 2 kf this fic!!!😽 i hope u guys think this js good enoigh to be the sequel 😢😢😢 😢 Lots of fluff!!! 🥺🥺SOME suggestive themes but only if u squint 🧐

*Author STILL doesn't speak German!! 🇩🇪🙅🏼(im so sorru to any German-speakers thst xan see thru my Google Translate and whince in pain 😬Not mucj i can do abt it 🤷🏼‍♀️otber than spend 3 yrs learning the language and i do NOT ❌have time for thst‼️sorry😿)

...

Life on the barracks was still as mundane as ever for König.

With no new information on any recent targets or any gang syndicates appearing on their radar, he had to ease in to this rather boring lifestyle, his only source of entertainment being at target practice. Never really paying much thought to what he could get up to when he had free time — the truth was, he had never had any — he essentially was left twiddling his thumbs, this being the worst part about his job.

With no hobbies, König chose to kill time by going to the gym more often, working out with high intensity. On particularly slow days he'd enter the gym for a second time, going in when he knew no one else would be around so he would have the equipment all to himself.

He still wasn't a fan of the monotony, yet he grew more appreciative as a new factor entered his schedule, the recent recruit that had made his life more interesting: you.

Ever since that day when you chose to sit at his table, you always walked to the corner of the cafeteria where he was sitting with something new to tell, and König would listen attentively, not looking away from you once. Having you chat in front of him every morning and afternoon gave him something to look forward to during the otherwise uneventful mornings and afternoons, and he over time became more pleasant to be with and less and less awkward.

He'd wait eagerly at his usual table, looking forward to seeing your face. You made it your due diligence to prepare him something the day before, which would usually be the same that you would have, and the two of you would eat in a comfortable silence, König always being complimentary about the food no matter how simple it was to prepare.

"Mein Gott! Delicious, this is, maus! You really are talented," he'd proclaim, the sound muffled by a mouthful of food.

Maus. You had noticed König begin dropping in words like that when addressing you instead of your call-sign, yet you, being an ignorant Westerner, couldn't even Google their meanings as you had no clue how attempt to spell them. Maus, on the other hand, was self-explanatory; your height difference made you look like a "mouse" to him. You weren't sure whether to take it as a compliment or not, but you didn't question it further.

Shaking your head with a smile, you'd wave a dismissive hand at his remarks. "Eh, those are just simple pancakes. It would be hard for someone to not make them delicious, in all honesty."

"Nein, I mean it!" He'd reply in earnest, not breaking eye contact. "No one could replicate the... the flavour! The—" König struggled for words, his vocabulary limited enough as it was, yet with you in front of him he'd be unable to recall nothing that he had been taught in his English lessons.

Still, he'd persevere. "Das köstliche aroma! It's— so good. Very good."

A bashful laugh. "Okay, okay, König! I get it." You placed a hand on your chest, trying to downplay the rising blush on your cheeks. "Really, I'm flattered. Thank you."

To which König's eyes would crinkle, a sure sign of a thick smile under that hood of his. He was glad you couldn't see it, though, as he was sure he looked like an idiot.

When you'd be late by a few minutes, König could feel himself start to panic, his mind racing with possibilities at what could have happened to you. His anxiety was irrational yet his alarm was nothing short from genuine, only having good intentions; to keep you from harm's way.

He wanted to protect you, but he didn't know your schedule yet, thus hated not knowing where you were at all times. Tense shoulders visibly relaxed seeing you hurry through the double doors, and he'd let out a sigh of relief, trying to remember what he had planned to say, last minute rehearsals gone over in his head.

All of that careful planning went of out of the window, though, as the two of you would talk about everything and nothing, sometimes about something deep and philosophical; other times, your favourite type of cheese, and each rave about them respectively for five minutes flat.

You were a breath of fresh air for König, which was why he was now training with such vigour.

When working out, König made minimal noise, his movements quick and controlled. This time, however, he was grunting with effort, working until maximum exhaustion and completely drenched in sweat.

Before, he had never bothered with his appearance, only carrying the basic neccesities and wearing tactical gear that was comfortable enough and wasn't too tight. With his height, it was difficult enough to find form-fitting clothes to begin with, and damn near impossible when his bulk was considered, so any clothing that somewhat fit was good enough to König to wear on a day-to-day basis.

Yet, on numerous occasions, he found himself staring at his barren closet, contemplating over what outfit would look best with the few options he had.

Thinking of you made him want to look better for you, to make him worth your time, and he busied himself with searching on the internet and comparing reviews for the best cologne, for the best aftershave, even finding the best shirts from a niche private retailer that nearly catered to his needs to a tee, and he'd specifically select t-shirts that revealed his bulging biceps whenever he crossed his arms and would show off his body to you. A physique he maintained and would improve with you in mind, not necessarily for the sake of being the ideal soldier.

He would practice conversation in the mirror, thinking up of the funniest jokes to say, the most interesting topics to bring up. Suddenly, the English textbooks that were long forgotten about under his bed and the dust-covered German-English dictionary became of use, and he'd study the words, the idioms, the grammar, committing it all to memory. A pencil in hand and a lamp shining down on the notebook in front of him, he'd write late into the night, improving his sentence structure and mastering the expressions he had highlighted earlier, not knowing their definitions.

You were worth the effort, and he vowed to do this right. He wanted to impress you, and didn't want you to ditch him or think of him as less for the way he presented himself.

He'd shower and comb the hair back that you wouldn't see (yet he felt it a necessary thing to do, just in case), and generously sprayed himself with scented deodorant, before going to his usual spot at the cafeteria with his chest puffed out, hoping he looked immaculate.

And he did. His colleagues and lower-downs noticed this shift in his charisma and his growing confidence, actively taking advantage of his status rather than watching passively in the back of the room. They could sense his presence as he was walking down the corridors, yet rather than immediately looking down at the ground, instead saluted him with a respectful: "Good afternoon, Colonel Sir."

Really, he was elated. He had never felt this happy in years, and he was loving this feeling, walking around base now with a self-assured swagger to his step.

Waiting, though, was the worst part about your encounters. Minutes felt like hours as König held a hand over his bouncing knee to keep it in place, his stomach fluttering with butterflies as he waited in anticipation.

Truth was, you'd always be worn out after training after your instructor pushed you to your limits, and sometimes took longer in getting ready and making yourself look presentable than other times because your joints were aching and your clothes stuck to you from how sweaty you were.

Now, quickly combing your hair and rolling some deodorant under your armpits, you had a goofy grin on your face, excited to see König again.

König, the 6'10 giant who was really just a sweet Austrian man to you.

His dead enemies, however, would be rolling in their graves and yelling in protest at the thought of you calling the brutal murderer that snapped their necks like they were twigs "sweet".

Really, you were ignorant to people's stances on him, and would defend his honour on his behalf with innocent stubbornness, with naive certainty that you were right. After all, he was a gentle giant!

Even if his total 180 shift was true, you doubted the full extent of his brutality. So what if he got a little aggressive? Adrenaline could do a lot to a man!

Still yet to see the side of him that König was trying desperately to keep hidden from you, he intended to keep it that way for as long as he could.

Counting down the seconds on his watch, König was sure you'd come in any moment now. A minute passing and he imagined that you'd come rushing in though the doors, frantically apologising for taking so long before sitting down and giving all of your attention to him, giving him the attention that he had never received from anyone so attractive before.

This meeting, however, was going to be different. He had revised all that he had wanted to say and exactly how he wanted to say it, until the words were permanently engraved in his brain.

At last, the double doors opened and there you were, a lopsided smile on your face as you speed-walked towards his table, already apologising sincerely and explaining why you were late by a few minutes before you had even sat down yet.

Honestly, your kindness towards König was too much for him to bear, and his heart was near the point of exploding from joy from having you so concerned over punctuality, when he considered it a blessing that the engel in front of him would even spare him any time of their day.

Eyes crinkling in a smile, König shook his head. "Nein, schatz. There is not a thing to be sorry for."

"But there is! I always keep you waiting and It's my bad," you said, rubbing your arm. "Sorry."

He shook his head again, this time reassuringly. "Don't be."

Then, added. "You're worth the wait."

Not knowing what to make of this, you sat down, trying to hide the fact that his remark flustered you.

Coughing as you deliberately tried to change topics. "How was your day, König? Beat up any bad guys at all?"

A chuckle. "Das ist lustig," he admitted. "Funny, but I wish. Only been at the gym today. But I also have been devoting some of my time to studying English."

Raised eyebrows in admiration as you nodded your head. "Your English has certainly improved, König," you observed, noticing how König would commit fewer and fewer grammar mistakes when speaking, until he was confident enough to even use some colloquial idioms of his own. Of course, some of the German ones didn't translate so well, yet you couldn't deny that there was improvement.

Not having told König anything about it, you yourself had actually begun learning some German on your own to surprise him with it one day, yet with how you were progressing at the moment you thought that this would be better left unsaid for the time being. Your knowledge of the language only went as far as "Guten morgen" and "Mein Name ist King". So, nothing extraordinary.

You smiled, your eyes reflecting the cafeteria lights. "I'm sure by the end of this year you'll be the most well-spoken on base! You'll probably become more fluent than me soon."

König was lost in your sparkling eyes, his sight taking in all of your features. You were so beautiful, so perfect.

"Danke, schön, but I still have a long way to go." Momentarily glancing at your lips for a split of a second, before he quickly cleared his throat. "I had... I had actually something to ask you, maus."

You tilted your head, eyebrows furrowed. "Really? What is it?"

The expectant expression on your face made König's voice hitch in his throat, suddenly forgetting all that he had carefully rehearsed and had revised for consecutive afternoons. "Y-you see—"

A thoughtful pause as he considered his next words, weighing the pros and cons of risking it all. "—From the day you sat down at my table, I— I've never felt this happiness in all my years on this world," he began steadily.

"My childhood... was... not the best—" He winced, and did not elaborate further. You didn't push him to, and waited patiently for him to finish. "—But... you make all those times I was unhappy forgettable when I make new memories with you. I couldn't be happier when you're with me. And—"

König took in a deep breath. "...Will you— will you do me the honour... of going on a date with me?"

Shock. This was not what you had expected. At all.

Your eyes were wide and throat dry as you licked your lips. No one had ever asked you on a date before. You hadn't dated a single person in all your years of living, or even went as far as having your first kiss, which was embarassing to admit. Too afraid to put yourself out there and keeping reserved in fear that you wouldn't be good enough, those same doubts entered your mind as you imagined König with someone better, someone more intelligent and more attractive, someone that always knew what to say in moments like these.

Not you, this moron that couldn't even learn some basic German for him, and the family's disappointing child which enlisted in the military as a last resort, with no qualifications good enough to secure you another job.

As you looked at the floor, König regretted ever bringing this up.

Oh Gods, did he cross a boundary? What if you didn't like him the way he liked you? What if— what if you were already in a relationship?! What if you were too nice to turn him down and tell him the truth?

It suddenly occured to you that you had not replied to König's proposal for a whole minute, and you pulled yourself together, reaching despairingly for his hand with a trembling one of your own, fearing that you blew everything.

"Oh my God, König— yes. Yes! I'd love to go on a date with you!"

König let out a breath that he didn't know he had been holding. "—Really? You— want to go on a date... with me?"

You nodded emphatically, compensating for your lack of response. "Yes! Fuck, I'm so sorry for not saying anything, I just—"

Quiet laughter. "I know, you're late to things," he teased, your face red. "Schatz, I think... I think we can make this work. Is— is it okay if I pick you up at 6 on Friday?"

"It's more than okay! It's perfect, König!" A goofy grin as you couldn't contain your child-like excitement. Then, a sheepish rub of the neck. "And... I pinky promise that I will be ready on time. I wouldn't miss our date for the world."

Later on, as he was rounding the corner and knew no one could see him, he punched at the air enthusiastically, feeling like he had just won the lottery; only, the grand prize was you.

Locking his bedroom door and immediately crossing off the date on his calendar, his body dropped on a chair.

With his head on his palm, he smiled.

He couldn't wait to see you again.

...

Note: I fed u guys with a fluffy fic in preparation for my upcoming one as imGONNA BREAK UR HEARTS INTO A MILLION PIECES WITH THE NEXT ONE U READ👺👺my next fic is angst Angst ANGST and u habe to be mentslly prepared for it... 💔

If u are sad throighout it and feel empty inside dont say that i djdnt warn you beacuse its gonna be some REAL shit rjbht there and abojt to get HELLA Depressing🗿🗿

Thankfully it is going to have SOME sort of happy conclusion to rub less salt in ur wounds🥲 and on top of that I posted this first so u dont get a doible whammy of angst<33

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[love-belle]

tujhe kitna chahne lage !!!

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which the entire world is convinced that they do not like each other but it's actually quite the opposite.

or

for when they make you go crazy in a good way. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

social media au // lando norris x fem!reader

warnings - language

author's note - another desi!reader bc why the fuck not!!!!!! hope you like it, i love you so much <3

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[sunkissed-zegras]

ok so we all heard what V thinks about adam’s kinks but what ab you, his official girlfriend? 😌😌

oh my gosh i am so glad you asked nonnie!!!! heheh

i agree w literally everything that v said in that post and she literally ate with each one but i will expand on some of them

nsfw under the cut! read at your own discretion:)

i can literally imagine adam being such a FUCKING TEASE like 😭😭 he’s the type to like tease u all day and then when y’all are alone and you’re all hot & bothered, he’s like “what do u mean u need me baby?” like he wasn’t just borderline fingering u at dinner 🤨

he’s literally a munch, man will have you breakfast lunch and DINNER, he will never complain

he will eat u out anywhere 😭😭 on the counter, in the bathroom BRO DOES NOR CARE HE IS EATING IT ANYWHERE HE CAN GET IT

i feel like especially after a game or just a hard practice, he def likes when u ride him 🤗 like nice and slowwwww he wants to feel ALL OF YOU

but that’s usually how he is, i feel like very slow and sensual he just wants to be close to you and LOVE you, you know??

but other times, UR THIGHS WILL BE BURNING ALL DAMN WEEK 😭😭 but that’s very rare and only if he needs to like blow off some steam

but slow/sensual is his pace but sometimes he does go a little fast when he’s a little needy or like he just needs you ASAPPP

adam will have you literally anywhere also, bro doesn’t care who sees/hears, when the man is horny he’s horny and impatient what can i say?

he likes restraints but i feel like he wouldn’t go out of his way to GET handcuffs, he’ll just use his hands 😁

also very much a size kink cus he’s 6”2 he pretty much towers over almost everyone so like… he would def use that to his advantage 😁😁😁😁😁😇😇😇

GOD SIZE KINK ADAM IM ACTUALLY DUCKING DYING brb writing a whole fic ab this 🙃

the wheels are turning…

OKAY HEAR ME OUT if he’s on top he likes js holding you by the neck (he won’t like squeeze or anything) it’s literally just because it’s comfortable

but it’s so hot like 🤗🤗🤗

he can last VERY VERY LONG and he won’t cum until the absolute very end which means he most likely unintentionally overstimulates you but like sometimes he will do it on purpose he just likes hearing u whine under him ☺️

he likes praising most of the time but he’ll throw in a “good slut” every once in a while 😭

okay hear me our (again) he whimpers SOMETIMES OKAY like especially if he hasn’t seen you in a while bro will be whimpering in your ear but like

not the WHINEY whimpers just like a little “ah” you know?? 😭😭

hes a boob guy i’m sorry v HE LIKES BOOBS SO MUCH he likes looking at them, touching them JUST ANYTHING W BOOBS, he’s down 😭

okay that’s all for now 🌝 pls come in my inbox to expand on any of these things hehe (i’m such a slut for him)

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[ailurophilea-angel]

hi i’m going on a tangent abt genshin characters i think r autistic bc i’m autistic! ^_^

chars included: alhaitham, kokomi, lynette, albedo, fischl, cyno

alhaitham

oh my god. this man is so deeply autistic is hurts me…

his noise sensitivity leading him to creating his own noise cancelling headphones… i’m guessing (i don’t remember) he avoids crowds. i also struggle with loud noises and crowds, and wear headphones almost 24/7 js like him.

also, his social ineptness!!! he doesn’t get social clues and js does what pleases him. (me too) he doesn’t understand why kaveh gets upset with his lack of emotion (masking, or general monotone voice)

i have a hc that he’s texture sensitive but that’s js me LOL

kokomi

she struggles with people and understanding cues and reasoning so much.. and her social tallies… 😭

her special interest of war tactics being all over her safe space of that little cave where she can decompress.

i think also the fact she has a small social battery and gets burned out can be an autistic thing (speaking from personal experience)

lynette

GOOD GOD SHE HAS ASD

she hates speaking to people in fear of draining her social battery, she has a safe food of tea, zones out frequently, doesn’t make eye contact, has trouble expressing how she feels

i think her masking and monotone voice can clearly point to being autistic, and also she has no problem to explain how something bothers her.

albedo

i think people have said before how he has autistic traits but im also going to

his monotone voice, limited social interactions and social difficulties, his dedication to alchemy (which could be a special interest)

also the fact he’s an artist LOL (kidding. kidding… i’m an autistic artist too..)

fischl

i think we can all agree this girl is autistic

she struggles with socializing, copes with daydreaming and escapism, a special interest on the books abt princess fischl, misunderstanding of social cues, personal isolation and self doubt

she’s so autistic it’s not even like funny i don’t even need to explain why i think she’s autistic 😭

cyno

i think he has some autistic traits as well

his special interest on tcg, monotone voice/masking, social difficulties, not understanding social cues

he’s known for being ruthless and cold- and despite his best efforts he js cant socialize well and doesn’t understand why people find him scary

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[prettyngeto]

things in the first two eps that i will never recover from 🫡

the intro. word for word BAR FOR BAR

blackjack cameo iykyk 🤭

uncle rick cameo when they were in the headteacher's office 😭

the way grover was willing to have percy hate him just to keep percy safe.

THE MYTHOMAGIC CARDS

"i can grab some food from Di'Angelo's" LIKE HELLO????

grover and percy swapping their sandwich fillings - my heartttt

the entire mrs dodds scene

RIPTIDE.

percy and sally counting to three before running out the car - i love them your honour

SALLY WIPING HER TEARS I WANTED TO CRY

and just sally being the goddess amongst women she is honestly

dionysus convincing percy he was his dad js to get day drunk😭

"Son." "Dad? 😧😧"

"is there a god of disappointment?" - idk but im probably their child

"we burn what we'll miss the most" PERCY BURNING HIS BLUE SWEETS AND PRAYING TO SALLY 🙏🏽

"i think i've made some real friends" oh! yeah this is gonna hurttttttt i can feel it

if luke evil then why hot.

if clarisse bully then why hot.

the dryad and the council of cloven elders ughhh 😩

"like...like Jesus??" bro was convinced he was the next messiah

"grover why is there half a goat in your pants 🤨🤯"

gabe being a comedic relief instead of an abus*ve asshole?? like no dude im supposed to hate you😭

"losing at imaginary poker" - i giggled.

LOGICAL PLAYING WHEN QUEEN SALLY SHOWED UP

sally buying percy "welcome home" sweets - sobbing.

"there's something wrong with my brain." "i'm scared" - LORD I AM NOT YOUR STRONGEST SOLDIER

annabeth shamelessly admitting to stalking percy. what an icon

YOU DROOL WHEN YOU SLEEP ‼️

"not you sunshine" changed my brain chemistry

percy's silly little teenage boy montage - he fr started flossing pls 😭

clarisse being a female rage icon

luke playing the role SO WELL i be forgetting he's the villain so this just means the betrayal is going to hurt more hahaha xx (im not okay)

annabeth helping him up js to pathetically push him into water and the way SHE KNEEEWWWW ugh yes we love

"I AM SALLY JACKSON'S SON" - LIKE YES BABY YOU TELL EM ‼️

and finally percy being a confused and sarcastic lil shit for the entirety of the two episodes because walker is percy confirmed.

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