#i think bombur has an excellent sense of humour

[trashcancalicojack]

The company: So what's for dinner?

Bombur: I can't tell you, it's a soup-prise!

The company: ...

Gloin: Is it soup?

Bombur: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*

Dwalin: Please, enough with the soup puns!

Bombur: Wow, you're soup-per mean

Thorin: STOP

*one hour later*

The company: It's fucking roast beef?!?!?!?

#thorin company #i think bombur has an excellent sense of humour #bilbo is somewhere in the back weezing and with laugh tears down his cheeks #those two together are wonderful #bofur must be also laughing his ass off somewhere #thorin company reader #bagginshield #bilbo baggins #the hobbit #thorin oakenshield #dwalin #balin #fili #kili #fili and kili #bofur #bombur #bifur #ori #nori #dori #gloin #oin