#i swear to god they are bastards

[baekuras]

you ever just wanna go take a sh*t in peace at 2am and get jumpscared by a juvenile house spider when you look to your side-already reaching for the toilet paper

because help

#txts #love those guys #but i also havent had to deal with any for AGES #ever since i moved in tbh #am right near the roof and usually those guys prefer the basement afaik #there are some holes in the walls here and there #so i am sure the lil guy climbed up and in that way and hid under the toiler paper rool #*roll-like right under the paper ready to be lifted up #if i was more awake i could prob think up smth smarter than shitting your pants (or...not rly in this case i guess) #but i am not #anyhow knowing that my old place just a street away has wasps VERY *VERY* determinded to enter your home at night #if any sort of light was on #WITH an insect net set up AND you stabbing it with a pencil #i swear to god they are bastards #i am gonna wait till morning-aka whenever i next wake up #to let it out again #dont wanna deal w/ nighttime insects #i did toy with the idea of keeping it but i dont know where my old insect enclosure is+ i dont have feed #i do kinda miss having them around #just not...right inside my place #i am used to them hanging in our basement #i havent been to my new basement ever since moving in either though....should prob check that out #i could maybe let this one out in there lol #dont think it has good access to the outside tho #good for insects access i mean #i am not gonna open the window 24/7 #anyway-fucking hell #i JUST got rid of the source of fruit flies AND reduced the carpet beetles my mother dragged into our old place #and then into my new one #still mad about that

[lewishamiltonstuff]

You know what's fucked up about this entire Horner situation?

They were never gonna let him go. They did the investigation just to fulfill a formality. They even set the grounds for today's announcement by already posting yesterday:

"Any statement from Red Bull GmbH is expected to reflect a thorough and fair investigation, but matters of confidentiality are likely to limit the amount of information shared publicly."

By this, they just meant that whatever bullshit we post tomorrow (translation: we're not kicking him out) it'll be fair and impartial. And if someone asks us any questions (translation: we know we'll get the backlash) we can't say anything because it's a matter of confidentiality and we can't share private information (translation: you can fuck off, we don't have anything to prove him innocent, so we'll use the confidentiality clause).

And that is exactly what they did! They posted that their investigation was "impartial" and "fair" and it contains "private information".

They had been setting the stage for this all along!! Who are they trying to fool though?

I hope she takes him to court and drags him in the mud.

#fuck him #fuck that bastard of a man. what an asshole. sleaze. douche bag. #and what the fuck even was the statement by daniel Riccardo. stop it bro. your enabler is showing way too much #sending all the love to the poor victim #i really really really hope she gets justice #christian horner #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #red bull f1 #red bull racing #red bull #anti christian horner #anti rbr #anti red bull #I SWEAR TO GOD #IF ANY REDBULL MINION COMES TO HARRAS ME FOR USING BOTH ANTI AND GENERAL REDBULL TAGS. I'LL RESORT TO VIOLENCE. #your fav team's tp is an abuser and he needs to be named and shamed. fuck your tags ok? #tw: harrasment #tw: christian horner

[trentcrimminallybeautiful]

it would be really funny if ted's internal monologue actually has a lot of swearing he just almost never says any of it out loud bc like, he's a polite midwestern dad

#ted internally seeing rupert: oh not this fucking bastard again. jesus fucking christ i wish he'd fuck off. piece of shit. #ted externally: hey there rupert :) #ted lasso #i dont think this is canon btw i just think it would be very funny #ted when high as balls for real this time: HEY WHATS UP FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!! #the entire team: [WIDE EYED BONK EMOJI] #trent after a press conference in like s1: okay off the record i have to know. you say 'golly gosh' and 'gee willickers' just to fuck w/ us #right? those aren't real? like i understand you don't swear that tracks but you're fucking with us on the 'golly gosh' right? #ted looking both ways and leaning in: off the record? trent i swear all the fucking time in my head. and shit trent! #i've never said 'gee willickers' unironically in my whole goddamn life. but god isn't it funny to watch them buy it #and trents like (wide eyed with awe) why are you telling me this #and teds like (most cheerful smile) because no one will ever fuckin believe you :) #trent (somehow more attracted to ted than he's ever been): .....ᵒʰ

[what-do-you-mean-theyre-evil]

Imma put a leash on this bitch ISTG !!!😭😭😭

#AERIN 😭😭😭😭 #you stupid bastard #you selfish motherfucker #I'm going slap/kiss you so much when I find you again I swear to God #How DARE PB give me exactly what I asked for‚ I mean #take my man away? #y'all think 4 measley chapters is enough? #gimme back my man #I don't deserve this (yes I do) 😭 #playchoices #blades of light and shadow #aerin valleros #aerin x mc #prince aerin #bolas #bolas 2

[pinkrose05]

Oh God.

Oh God, not again-

You're telling me it's been six whole months, and I'm only Now realizing his eyes were also half-red????

#i swear to god every time i look at this man his eyes are a new fucking color #mercury #bluish lavender #periwinkle #amethyst gray #and now there's also red?? and nobody ever talks about that???? #like yes it's very beautiful -everything about yingxing is- but god fucking dammit #how many times do i have to squint at this fucker to pick out all the details? #aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #honkai star rail #hsr #hsr yingxing #<- kaleidoscope-eyed bastard #i can't believe i figured out ren's entire gradient before i noticed this #what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck

[obsessive-dumpling]

The fact that the Shonen Jump app English version of 403 cut the last line:

"...and their feelings become one."

Does not bode well gang. Prepare your hearts.

#bakudeku #bkdk #shonen bastards #i swear to god #if they get in the way of hori writing this story as he intended #these homophobic pricks got to go #im so mad #besides that the chapter was gorgeous #good job hori #so proud #dekubaku #dkbk #decchan #katsudeku #katsuki x izuku #bakugo x midoriya #midoriya izuku #bakugou katsuki #bnha #mha #mha 403 #mha spoilers #dumpling screams #💚🧡 #🧡💚 #🥟 #welcome back katsuki

[coconut530]

WE’LL GET YOU OUT OF THERE FRENCHIE

This ep reminds me of this vine:

#Nevermore #Nevermore Webtoon #Webtoon #Just as a whole the ep was great — but those chains were amazing and really gave the ep a constricting feel which is cool #I like the panel where Monty’s cross is front and center; builds up to the final lines between them #It’s very strange to see Duke and Monty alone; usually he lets Lenore handle him and we don’t get to see how Duke deals with him #NO MONTY THAT’S A TERRIBLE IDEA TO LEAVE HIM THERE #Ohhhhhh and when he tugged the chains around his neck WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO RUUUUDDDEEE #LOVE LOVE LOVE the Cask of Amontillado callbacks my god they’re so on the nose and I love it “What a laugh…!” #Well Monty the horse kick doesn’t explain the tooth but it DOES explain why you’re dumb #Also saying that in the southern accent and stuff reminded me of Shane’s backstory from Shiloh (🐴) #Sucker punch from WHOOOO Monty?? Also how much do you remember we’ve only got one flashback from you #OF COURSE HE WAS AWAKE AND HEARD THAT well dude it’s TRUE #His black eyes scare me #STOP PUSHING HIM AND IMPRISONING HIM #OH GOD THEY’RE ALL IN ON IT #ADA’S NAILS ARE DIRTY FROM THE PLASTER #Gosh if Ada’s southern I swear she’s been saying a lot of southern slang lately #CALLED HIM A BASTARD YESSSSS #ADA THIS IS LIKE TWO HOURS AFTER HE TOLD YOU TO BARK LIKE A DOG WHY ARE YOU DOING HIS BIDDING AND PLASTERING DUKE IN #YOU’RE BETTER THAN THIS GIRL HOW MANY TIMES DO I NEED TO TELL YOU #WHY YOU KICK HER YOU IDIOT #AND AUGHHHH HOW HE PLEADS WITH WILL AND ADA WHILE MONTY MANIACALLY LAUGHS IT OFF #LIKE IN 50 WHEN HE LAUGHED AT LENORE’S SITUATION #BUT JEEZ THE WAY HE GRADUALLY LAUGHS HARDER AND HARDER IS DONE VERY WELL #AND LIKE #ANNABEL I TRUSTED YOU WHY DID YOU OFFER UP DUKE OF ALL PEOPLE WHY DID YOU COME UP WITH THIS PLAN IN THE FIRST PLACE IT IS #NOT GOOD AND YOU KNOW LENORE WILL DEFINITELY NOT LIKE YOU OR TRUST YOU AFTER THIS THIS IS WORKING AGAINST YOUR PLAN #YOU WANT SO BADLY TO GO RIGHT YOU AND LENORE NEED TO GET ON THE SAME PAGE BECAUSE YOU’RE SABATOGING YOURSELF #AND NOW WE ENTER THE DIVORCE ARC

[tomfrogisblue]

I have finally finished O Segredo Na Floresta.

I have cried more than I thought possible.

And I fear I shall never be the same.

#i have discovered that however bad quarentena was - cellbit has tons more angst material ready to unleash when least expected #it was so so so good but my god - i have never felt more empty #you ever see a piece of media and think yeh this is gonna change the way i view certain things forever - yep. #but now i enter the ordem episodes that arent captioned and only have the youtube autotranslate - the final boss for my portuguese knowledge #cellbit #ordem paranormal #this post is sort of my proof to myself when i actually finished the bastard - this season was three billion years long i swear #and still so long to go #cellbit will continue to stab my emotions for many more hours to come!!! #it is very late at night and i am very sad. TIME TO START THE NEXT ONE :D #o segredo na floresta #enigma do medo #bro i need to yell at someone about the last like hour of the damn thing because i have many things to say. or maybe just cry some more #at least my portuguese is much better now lmao. I'll get to a point where i can just listen to an episode with no subtitles if it kills me!! #hopefully cellbit will be back on the qsmp soon to rip my heart out with a cute lil cubito delivering heart wrenching angst for some variety #qsmp #ok sleep time lmao

[essektheylyss]

For the record I am actually seriously 👀 about possible Luxon things happening and I do think there's something going on there, even if I have no idea what nor how involved it is.

#legit my DMs went SO rapidly to 'ok where the FUCK is essek tho someone call that bastard for some dunamis expertise' #like previously it was just 'well hope he's far away from ludinus and maybe we can call him after' to 'GET HIS ASS HERE RIGHT NOW' #THE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING #anyway caleb if you do not call your bf the moment you get that collar off I swear to god #cr spoilers #critical role #luxon blogging

[latenightsundayblues]

put your head on my shoulder suddenly interrupted by the buddy holly riff one time and then never again

I KNOW EXACTLY WHO YOU ARE MOTHERFUCEKR. I KNOW YOU YOU HEAR ME

#i swear to GOD just THINKING ABOUT IT makes me mad #are you happy with yourself. ARE YOU YOU SICK BASTARD #good thing ive already had mr brightside stuck in my head for the past three days so this cant worm its way in #latenightsundayblues ask tag

[robinruns]

GLOOM DIVISION

#dallon if this is really the title i swear to god i'm gonna lose it #'iM nOt EmO' THEN WHY IS THAT YOUR ALBUM'S TITLE?! #bastard man (beloved) #idkhow #dallon weekes

[foxcoloredcat]

IF GOD HATES THE GAYS WHY ARE WE WINNING

#foxcoloredchat #mtg story spoilers #magic story spoilers #i swear to god if you bastards post the next story and forsaken me like she meant the kiss platonically im quitting magic #one kiss doesnt fix all the anger and frustration of that bullshit but it did water my crops and moisturize my skin

[fishofthewoods]

Yknow it does irritate me a little that after the Emperor reveal in act 3 your only mean dialogue options are about him being a mind flayer. Let me bully this guy for being a piece of shit not for being illithid. I don’t distrust him because he’s not human i distrust him because he’s a lying manipulative motherfucker. LET ME BE MEAN TO HIM WITHOUT BEING FANTASY RACIST LARIAN

#My hatred for the emperor genuinely knows no bounds #I fuckingg hate him so much. He’s my archenemy. He’s such a motherfucker. #That one scene where you go into the prism and you have a dialog option to say you only want a dreamless sleep #And WITHOUT FUCKINH CONSULTING YOU at ALL. That bastard FUCKS WITH YOUR BRAIN #AND KNOCKS YOU OUT FOR 8 HOURS. #WHO SAID HE COULD DO THAT????? CAUSE I SURE FUCKING DIDNT #I haven’t finished the game yet but I swear to god if you can’t kill that bastard once you don’t need him to live. #If you don’t get to kick him in his slimy fucking tentacles. I will die in real life. #Larian let me kill the emperor . Please. Come on man. #bg3 #lich says shit #Bg3 spoilers

[oranpo]

He's giving "I'm inside your walls" type of energy...

#i tend not to post anything about my life in this account but #i just got this little ugly bastard and honestly.... i love him🤧 #the band ghost #papa emeritus IV #popia #copia #i swear to god the first picture makes me laugh so much....... like what is he even...

[dragontamer05]

I'm sorry WHAT

#that shit better come over here eventually i swear to god #yugioh #hello kitty #europe you lucky bastards

[talentforlying]

@thicketville: meta: did john ever want to go to college? what would he have studied if he did? if not, did he ever want any sort of higher education, like a vocational degree or apprenticeship? — META TOPICS.

i think college was always a very distant concept for him growing up: more 'something that happens to posh people in the big cities' than a potential career path. john's father was a dock worker before losing his arm and most of their relatives did labor-intensive jobs in and around either the coal mines or the docks, so for anyone who actually thought john had a future — which was very few people, if anyone — it was sort of expected that he'd wind up in the same realm of work. they could never hope to afford college, so cheryl wouldn't have brought it up to him as a possibility, because john was a dreamer of a kid and would've gotten himself in trouble with their father if he insisted on pursuing it.

honestly, john's childhood was lived one day at a time, and nobody really thought he was going to survive past the teenage years (least of all john), so he really never considered a future for himself at all, other than "one day i'll get out of here". and even that felt like a pipe dream before he discovered magic. these days, i don't think he spends time considering what might have been anymore, because the past is the past and it eats him alive already without him helping it along, but in a perfect, perfect world, i think he would've loved college, and maybe gone into creative writing.

#thicketville #i'm so very normal about constantine's childhood i swear :') #the fact that the issue 'dead boy's heart' that shows us his childhood is talking about both the story content And john.... #he was a dead boy from the second he was born. expected to die early or be in trouble forever. nobody caring which one it ended up being #but he had SUCH a big heart and SUCH an active imagination!! he was SO smart and well-meaning and compassionate!! #he was always making up stories and play-acting and reading and inventing new worlds to put himself in! he SO would have been a writer!! #but everyone told him he was dark. told him he was nothing. told him he was broken. and he started to believe it and become it #god i just think all the time about how everybody looked at him as a kid and went 'don't worry dear the world will break you soon enough' #and Nobody thought to try and protect him from that. ends me #( headcanons. ) I'M JUST LIKE THE BASTARDS I'VE HATED ALL ME LIFE. #( answered. ) THIS IS JOHN CONSTANTINE. FUCK OFF.