#am right near the roof and usually those guys prefer the basement afaik

[baekuras]

you ever just wanna go take a sh*t in peace at 2am and get jumpscared by a juvenile house spider when you look to your side-already reaching for the toilet paper

because help

#txts #love those guys #but i also havent had to deal with any for AGES #ever since i moved in tbh #am right near the roof and usually those guys prefer the basement afaik #there are some holes in the walls here and there #so i am sure the lil guy climbed up and in that way and hid under the toiler paper rool #*roll-like right under the paper ready to be lifted up #if i was more awake i could prob think up smth smarter than shitting your pants (or...not rly in this case i guess) #but i am not #anyhow knowing that my old place just a street away has wasps VERY *VERY* determinded to enter your home at night #if any sort of light was on #WITH an insect net set up AND you stabbing it with a pencil #i swear to god they are bastards #i am gonna wait till morning-aka whenever i next wake up #to let it out again #dont wanna deal w/ nighttime insects #i did toy with the idea of keeping it but i dont know where my old insect enclosure is+ i dont have feed #i do kinda miss having them around #just not...right inside my place #i am used to them hanging in our basement #i havent been to my new basement ever since moving in either though....should prob check that out #i could maybe let this one out in there lol #dont think it has good access to the outside tho #good for insects access i mean #i am not gonna open the window 24/7 #anyway-fucking hell #i JUST got rid of the source of fruit flies AND reduced the carpet beetles my mother dragged into our old place #and then into my new one #still mad about that