#i need it...
i need to be kiri’s chubby lil housewife who’s always getting doted on and bred and cuddled and- i need to be sedated im so in love with him
BREAKING NEWS: housewife sedated after being too in love with her husband😩😩😩 TUNE IN FOR more about her big breeder daddy AT EIGHT!!!!!
(no but forreal... need to be the wife all his friends are jealous of, who makes pastries and snacks for the agency every week and and is called his sidekicks' bonus mom, who brings all his babies in to say hi and get kisses when he's not on patrol...................then gets to fuck in his own personal office shower when they're being watched by other heroes.... and then conceives again...............)
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someone please remind me to get solomon's wanderer whereabouts item
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mason cock. save me. save me mason cock...
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ok but. But. post seabound/crystalized nya not remembering skybound
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I would quite happily sleep through the next 92 days for totk
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the things i would do to watch this
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Me still waiting for someone to write some Orange Cassidy/Sonny Kiss on AO3 because I just need it:
(Yes that is Ghost from Mondern Warfare 2, go read his comic first)
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WHAT was. the name of the track playing. when. Louis offers to turn daniel
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UNSEAL THE WARRANT...
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YOOO! MAKESHIPDOING A TRICKY PLUSH LET"S GOOO!
the campaign starts Sep 21 (a day before Madness day!)
this is hype as fuck-
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where’s that post that went like. listen to liebe ist für alle da and wait for till lindemann to hit you with the “auch für mich” for immediate prostate orgasm something something
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does anyone know where to find steves white shirt from the first ep of st4 =_=....
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i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue
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cant talk rn obsessed over the design concept of this 2017 production of pinocchio as a stage play where pinocchio is the only character played by a human actor and the rest of the cast are portrayed as puppets ,,,
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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
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