#i love them so much oh my GODDDDDD

[jelly-as-in-grape-concord]

No matter where you are, I’ll come running to you.

#*through gritted teeth* i’m so normal about their friendship. i am a productive member of society. #i love them so much oh my GODDDDDD #and uraraka’s time to shine was just *chefs kiss* #bnha #mha #uraraka ochako #midoriya izuku #deku #uravity #screenshot redraw #jellyart #season 6 spoilers #bnha spoilers

[snailfen]

finally catching up on extras like the exit interviews. tea kettle <:)

#but also <:( #I WANT HER TO REJOIN SO BADLY YOU HAVE NO IDEA please #it would be interesting considering whats going on with nickel and balloon! #also dr fizz's voice. (RIPS A DOOR IN HALF) #IT MAKES ME FEEL GAY THINGS AND IM MAD ABT IT >:( #also fan being like “the show isnt the only thing im around for now” and them showing scenes abt test tube oh my godddddd #im walking on a landmine i love them so much #inanimate insanity #inanimate insanity invitational #mossball.txt

[themyscirah]

It's all for Farid!!!!!!!!!!

#oh my godddddd 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #i just i- 💘💘💘💘💘💘💘 #literally love them all so much omg #blah #swishy liveblogs #this is part of a simon quote btw. if that was not clear

[lock-my-feelings-in-a-jar]

#iron maiden #nicko mcbrain #dave murray #2022 #HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICKO #OH MY GODDDDDD #DAVE #I LOVE THEM SO MUCH IT HURTS #OW MY HEART #I WANT TO GIVE THEM HUGS TOO #PLEASE I NEED IT

[chryzure-archive]

scenes that made me throw down the book and pace my room like a caged tiger.

#memorie.txt #s.chrysiarchie #i was like ‘WHAT!!!!!! DO NOT DO THIS TO HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!!!!!!!!’ #currently brainstorming ways chrysi finds out #funny option: archie finds out first and he is like ‘oh… this… makes me embarrassed. since i spent so much time distancing myself frm you bc #i didn’t want to risk a close relationship when i was going to die. meanwhile you were willing to take the plunge despite ur disease.’ #funnier option: chrysi finds out archie’s dying first and she does not say anything hehe :) she jst sits in agony :) #and then she reveals it with ‘let’s play a game. whoever dies first wins.’ and archie thinks she jst says it bc of her dangerous job. #(spoiler alert: neither option is funny) #i also don’t know how clear i’m being rn. my head is KILLING me #but i love the idea of archie’s disease being revealed first #and he has to deal w chrysi being heartbroken over it #archie thinks it’s normal!! the way she’s reacting!! because YEAH she found out the man she loves is dying!! #and i mean. it IS. but chrysi’s also grieving the fact that she’ll STILL die first #and that archie won’t even live long enough to get over her + live a long and happy life #because… he’s dying too…. he’s dying at a slower rate than her but he’s still dying #godddddd THAT hurts. and archie finding out and he’s like ‘WAIT. ACTUALLY THIS FUCKING SUCKS. WHY DO WE BOTH HAVE TO VE DYING.’ #is sad :( don’t think abt it too hard because it hurts so much #i started out this ship as a way for chrysi to be a lesson to archie.. something funny and heartwarming #chrysi teaching the flirt how to love… and now it’s the worst race to the end for both of them #A R G H!!!! IN ANGUISH!!!

[orcelito]

Accidentally watched, um. A lot more of the episode. I now have 3 hours left. I just couldn't stop during the battle!!!! And then there was all the stuff afterwards and then suddenly it was my definite bedtime when I MEANT to go to bed like 3 hours ago. Whoops

#speculation nation #cr2 spoilers/ #seeing the collar idea finally pay off was just. so fucking good. #plus giving it to beau was a GREAT idea. she executed it perfectly. #astrid having a Breakdown over all of this. caduceus getting PISSED. OFF. at trent. #just. oh my godddddd #last thing i saw b4 i turned it off for the night is jester drawing little rose print gardening gloves for essek to wear. #like look i know hes a war criminal and whatever but that obviously doesnt matter in comparison to the idea of him GARDENING #it's soooo fucking cute. #i rly wonder what his thoughts were during all of this. he just mentioned to caleb during the fight that he was scared. #that fuckin broke my heart too. the normally aloof essek showing fear bc his spells were doin jack Shit to trent #and then seeing caleb briefly huddled up with his old schoolmates. expressing Love for them #but it's a love of the past. and then they left. #knowing about the Wizards In Love aka shadowgast. im like. what was he thinking during that moment???? #oooughhhhh i can feel myself itching to read fic about him. i want MOOOORE #he's probably the most pronounced npc by this point already but PLEASE i love him so much #sometimes a tsundere wizard that has warmed up until hes almost Sweet (if still a lil awkward) can be such a personal thing #thats my own dear wizard nico and now essek and also caleb if u think about it. tho he warmed up a long time ago #GOD when i think about how far hes come i get so emotional. he used to be a terrified dirty man #but now. hes clean. hes Happy. almost at least. happy with his friends if nothing else. #with big dreams of change that he hopes to enact at his friends' sides #and then hes gonna get secret little wizard meetings in his tower ooooOooOo👀 #i wish essek would be a part of the 2 shot bc i wanna see them flirting more SO badly #but. the end scene will suffice. #i need to go to bed lmfao i just have so many thoughts. i cant believe im about to finish campaign 2. #ive been working on this for a solid YEAR ish. & that was after i'd watched 25 or so episodes back when they first came out in like 2018 #me for years refusing to watch more bc of molly. and yes it still does hurt. but it's so worth watching anyways. god. #cradles the mighty nein in my hands. i love them so much #BED TIME now. goodnight

[maraczeks]

friends s1 thread pt 2

#aug 26 2022 #not susan 😭😭 #monica... i am a monica defendant her parents..... #chandlers giving will unfortunately ..... #everything i do is just about mac and will unfortunately it's so hot when will smokes but what is this idc #this show is 10% just them watching tv? #aug 27 2022 #hm idk if i like ross :| #rachel is just a baby a baby a tiny princess i hold in my hand #i would be so annoyed as a coffee shop patron how did they not get kicked out #i love phoebe so much shes so me #rachel sitting in the cart 😭😭😭😭 #woah #too fast for me but good for them i guess #monica is soooo me my type a #sept 7 2022 #just finished 1.10 MONICA IN THE THANKSGIVING EP AND PHOEBE IN THE NEW YEARS EP OH MY GODDDDDD 🥺💞🥺💞🥺💞🥺 like the most romance heroine coded e #nov 11 2022 #the amount of time i spent scrolling imagine if tumblrs tagging system worked #1.18 #monica u r so perfect #phoebeeeeee my beloved #rachel my princess #seriously i love them:(

[girlboypersonthingy]

Would it be ok to request Vox with an affectionate s/o?

More than okay, nonnie! I’ve been getting so many requests bro, literally every time I post one, I get like 2 more in its place. IM LIVING FOR IT, KEEP IT COMING YALL! But also plz be patient with me 🥺 been waiting for a request for my flat-faced prince. Tbh the first time I watched Hazbin, my immediate reaction to Vox was ‘OH NO HES HOT!!!’ So, enjoy these headcanons 😘

Notes: gn!reader, maybe a little ooc Vox?

Vox x reader- Affection 💋

Also oh my fucking godddddd the vest, him in a vest. I need more Vox in a vest PRONTO…🥵

Okay so like…bro is more dirty minded.

He’s genuinely confused when you kiss his cheek or hold his hand like ???

Oh….you’re not just trying to fuck him and get famous?

Cuteee~

Sure, he’s fucked and made out with ppl and probably done some other crazy shit but his experience with sappy romance and affection like you show him is very limited.

He’s pretty dense, he’s got a tough shell and doesn’t really understand love languages and stuff like that.

His love language is most definitely gift giving and I just know he’s terrible at actually showing his feeling through words or romantic gestures or physical affection.

It’s usually just like “Hey! I love ya! I got you this.” *insert item you’d flip your lid over*

At least he’s a good gift giver! He really does try to give you cool stuff he knows you’ll like but he’s still learning how to actually speak about his feelings and show it physically.

He tries to match your energy the best he can

Get him gifts!!! Plz he loves homemade gifts too- gift him art, sing him an original song, sew him something, whatever your skills or talents may be, use them and he’ll adore it and also praise tf out of you

You took time to make this just for him? ‘Marry me’

Besides fucking around with Val, Vox doesn’t get much affection so he very quickly falls in love with all the sweet affectionate touches you frequently show him.

It’s all so different than Val, so sensitive and genuine. It really makes him swoon~

Melts when you kiss the corners of his screen- there’s something about non mouth kisses that really gets to him

He gets a huge dorky love stuck grin when you sit in his lap and hug him close, also hugs you back super tight

Absolutely loves kissing you and then noticing the lingering smudges/lipstick marks on his screen later

Fix his bow tie while giving him a sneaky wink in front of his crew and he’ll huff and look away while trying to hold back a smile

Invites you on his nightly broadcast as a guest one time and quickly learned how embarrassed he becomes when you flirt and call him pet names on live TV in front of tons of viewers

After only 10 minutes of talking, giggling and giving him bedroom eyes, Vox was struggling to maintain his composure- you’re so fucking cute.

All you had to do was laugh loudly at one of his crude jokes about Alastor and call him your “honey bunny” and suddenly the entire V tower lost power.

Poor man literally short circuits over your darling voice calling him such soft names- he’s so down bad for you he can’t even hide it

Val and Velvette have that specific episode downloaded and saved to every device they own bc there’s no way they are letting this go, he’s never living this down

If you pause the video right before it cuts out, just before the power goes out, Vox has literal hearts for eyes and his entire screen briefly becomes this bright blushy pink color- that’s a color no one has ever seen on him

Just keep doing your thing, you little hopeless romantic, and you’ll see that color more often.

But Vox might have to leave you at home when filming bc he can’t control himself around you sometimes and you obviously can’t either 🖤

#hazbin vox #hazbin hotel vox #vox #vox x reader #vox hazbin hotel #vox headcanons #vox x you #Vox Hazbin x reader #hazbin #hazbin hotel #hazbin x reader #hazbin hotel x reader #the vees #hazbin vees #hazbin hotel vees #hellaverse

[can-i-see-your-passport-please]

Okay so here's everything I know about TF2. Please no one elaborate on anything I know about, because I think it's so much funnier if I have no context to anything. I have absorbed all of this through Tumblr osmosis

Emesis Blue is an excellent film

Soldier apparently was never an actual soldier, he just loves America and really wanted to kill Nazis (the second one i respect greatly)

Medic would probably give you a lobotomy for fun (i don't think this guy's even a doctor)

Two really old guys are fighting bloody wars over gravel I think and their father is named Grey Mann which was most definitely meant to make Gman enjoyers lose it but to be fair his name could also be Gary Man.

What am I on

Heavy and Medic are apparently gay but idk if this is a fandom seeing two men next to each other and going "gay" thing or a "all but confirmed gay" thing but TVTropes referred to them as "Heterosexual Life Partners" which is very funny

emesis blue is so fucking good oh my godddddd the respawn machine is horrifying just from the concept it turned scout into soup

Scout is half French and loves his mother (who is not french) and does not love his father (spy i think)

Medic presumably died went to hell and told the devil "oh I'm like a cat I have nine souls actually. So I should get to go back to being alive" and it fucking worked??????

THE FUCKING SCENE IN?? IN EMESIS BLUE??? WHERE. WHERE SOLDIER TELLS MEDIC "YOU'RE GONNA MAKE IT OUT" AND MEDIC SAYS "i KNOW" BEFORE HE JUST FUCKING DIES AND HE'S THE PROTAGONIST SO YOU'D EXPECT HIM TO LIVE RIGHT??? AND THEN HE JUST DIES AND DOESN'T APPEAR AGAIN FOR SO SO LONG

Pyro is an any pronouns warrior and it commits great atrocities while also having so much sillyness in his heart. I love her

I think Engineer blowed up his arm. I think

Spy is a cunt and also French. I do not think this I know this. I look at him and I sense his cuntery. It radiates off him. I can feel it.

SOMETHING ABOUT THE LETTER M BEING BRANDED ONTO MEDIC'S FACE BEING A REFERENCE TO THE MOVIE SCOUT WAS WATCHING WHERE THE LETTER M IS USED TO MARK A MURDERER. HE'S LITERALLY MARKED AS A MURDERER BY PYRO. SOMETHING ABOUT THE SCENE WITH DEMOMAN AND DELL'S BAR BEING A REFERENCE TO A SCENE IN THE SHINING WHERE THE MAIN CHARACTER IS LITERALLY TALKING TO A GHOST. SOMETHING ABOUT SCOUT'S MOTHER'S HEAD BEING HELD AROUND A CORNER AND DROPPED PARALLELING PYRO'S HEAD BEING HELD AROUND A CORNER AND DROPPED. SOMETHING ABOUT SCOUT'S "IF THEY EVER HIT YOU WITH SOMETHING, YOU HIT BACK TWICE AS HARD" WITH MEDIC SHOOTING SPY TWICE IN THE HEAD AFTER BEING SHOT ONCE IN THE GAME OF RUSSIAN ROULETTE WHY IS EMESIS BLUE SO GOOD

TF2 is in an eternal war with Overwatch for some reason

I was doing a poll a few days ago and the tags psychic blasted me with the information of "by the way people pay like fifty dollars to see medic's tiddies in game." I have gotten varying answers between ninety dollars to three hundred fucking dollars but the constant remains that people will pay Valve comically high amounts of money to see Medic's boobs. What

Scout almost got Earth exploded because he died a virgin???? But then God was like "Okay go back down to earth I'm giving them one last chance to all have sex with you" I'm so confused what does any of this mean none of this makes any sense but it's hilarious

Scout might be legitimately named after Jerma and bears a frightening resemblance to him (though to be fair scout is every white boy in one)

You should watch Emesis Blue it's free on youtube

Demoman's eye is sentient even though he doesn't have it????

I can't decide who's my favorite the white boy the unethical scientist or the silly nonbiney war criminal

Conclusion: What the fuck is team fortress the second one about

#cassie rambles #please don't tell me what it's about it's so much funnier if i am confused forever #tf2 #emesis blue

[miikishii]

Megumi Fushiguro bf hcs!

masterlist!

(Not so) fun fact he has the same birthday as my dad.

sfw!

always standing next to you

his substitute for PDA

PDA is embarrassing to him, mostly just around people he knows.

Really only holds your hand in public and won't do it in front of his friends or God forbid GOJO.

Pretty touchy in private, though.

Likes when you nap in his dorm, it helps him get work done

tidies up the room while you're asleep and then lies down next to you.

Enjoys being the big spoon more than anything

however, he also likes to lay his head on your chest and let you play with his hair

his ideal date is literally just sitting with you

doesn't care too much for what you're doing he just likes to be in the same space as you

but Quality Time is his secondary love language

He's an Acts of Service guy above all else

You need help with something?

He's there in 2 minutes tops

He's staying at your apartment for dinner?

He's washing the dishes.

Generally a very attentive person but he doesn't believe he is.

He thinks he's doing the logical thing by noticing what you need.

He doesn't like texts or calls

he texts when it's necessary

and he keeps it short

Unfortunately not too good with communication

He just doesn't like to talk about his emotions too often

especially in regards to love, he doesn't like the vulnerability that comes with telling you he's upset by something

It takes a lot of reassurance before he'll start conversations about how he's feeling

even then, it's minimal.

he just doesn't have that much to say.

prefers to listen

Most of your conversations are him listening to you talk

and him going "mhm" and nodding

likes nature walks

STARGAZING

OH MY GODDDDDD

Getting takeout to eat at home and then driving or walking out to a nice empty spot

laying a blanket down and looking at the stars

and he is not looking at the stars

He's looking at you

Pretend you don't notice for his sake

Says he loves you when you're focused on the sky

and looks away when you turn to him

but you can see his ears are red

He just can't always explain how much he loves you

And he knows better than anyone else that he's never been good with words

will take any excuse to give you his coat

won't admit he likes to see you wearing them

"You looked cold."

"It's breezy today."

"I was getting hot."

excuses, excuses.

#jjk headcanons #jjk fluff #jjk x reader #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jujutsu kaisen fluff #megumi x reader #jjk megumi #megumi fushiguro #megumi fluff #megumi fushiguro x reader #megumi hcs

[brackishkittie]

crazy in love, dina woodward

— dina woodward x black!reader

synopsis: dina as a gf whose literally infatuated with you.

c/n: pretty suggestive, but mostly just fluff!

a/n: was so excited to finally write smth for my bby dina I love her sm!!!

☆ﾟ— gf!dina who loves physical touch and quality time. she loves just laying next to you and admiring all of the features on your face while caressing your face with a big smile on hers.

☆ﾟ— gf!dina who helps you get ready when you guys are going out anywhere, like on a date.

“baby can you help me please?” you ask her while struggling to put on your earrings because you two were kinda late. “was waiting for you to ask me.” she giggles and quickly helps you put your earrings on. “you look beautiful..” she says as she stares at you through the vanity mirror, she adores her gf so much.

☆ﾟ— gf!dina who lovessssss kissing you to wake you up, kissing you before bed, and kissing you even when you’re wide awake and focused on something.

“are you done yettttt?..” she whines, she’s been trying to get your attention for awhile but you were too busy doing whatever you were doing. “almost done baby..just give me like five more minutes.” you say to her but she no longer wanted to wait and just started kissing all over your face which made you two erupt into laughter. “hey stop! that tickles! diiii get off of meeee!!!” “try to stop me then!”

☆ﾟ— gf!dina who loves playing with your hair. she loves playing with your braids, your twists, locs, etc. she oils your scalp for you and even learned how to do cornrows for you anytime you felt like wearing a wig. she’s always ready and willing to do something for her girl.

☆ﾟ— gf!dina who rewatches your story every single time you post yourself. she just be cheesin at her damn phone, watchin her gf look good. ( she don’t even care abt the music startin over, it doesn’t even bother her. all she cares about is her beautiful gf on the screen. )

“dina it’s been ten minutes take ts off now.” “ok fine one more time…OUUUUU look at my baby! I gotta watch it again just hold on.” “DINAAAAAA!!”

☆ﾟ— gf!dina who sets you as her lock and home screen wallpaper so EVERYBODY and I mean EVERYBODYYYYY knows that you’re her girl and if they don’t get it by then, then they’ll be sure to know by the way she CONSTANTLY brings you up in every single conversation she has with anybody even if it has nothing to do with what they’re talking about.

“so I’ve been deciding on whether I should surprise my-” “omg my girlfriend loves surprises!” “???..what?..”

☆ﾟ— gf!dina who loves baking and cooking with you. you guys made cinnamon rolls one time and all you two cared about was just the smell of cinnamon and love in the air. the faint noise of summer walker playing in the back from the tv and you two laughing.

“yk what this icing reminds me of baby?” “dina you are absolutely insane…” “OH COME ON!” “YOU ARE A NASTY NASTYYYY WOMAN DINA.” “you love me though.” “shut up.”

☆ﾟ— gf!dina who gets jealous when she feels as if someone is gettin a little bit too friendly with you…if they compliment you on your hair in a way she thinks was flirting, she’ll take matters into her own hands and start mean muggin them, palming your ass, grabbin your waist..she would do anything to make it known that you were hers.

☆ﾟ— gf!dina who I personally believe is a switch, she loves taking control most of the time but when you’re in control? GODDDDDD THAT WOMAN TURNS FERAL. she turns into putty in your hands, like she’s literally in love with you. you can just touch her in the slightest and she’ll already have goosebumps trailing up her skin.

☆ﾟ— gf!dina who has you as her gorgeous passenger princess. she keeps her hand rested on your thigh or when at a red light, takes it as a chance to just admire you and take in your beautiful features once again. ( sometimes she doesn’t even realize the light is green and snaps out of it once she hears the loud honk of another driver behind you two. 😭😭 )

tags: @mariefilms @machetegirl109 🫧

#brackishkittie #dina x you #dina nolastname #dina woodward #dina tlou #dina the last of us #dina x reader #dina x black!reader #dina x fem reader #dina x y/n

[sebsxphia]

Jake cupping your entrance with his hand every time you get too overwhelmed after he made love to you. This constant, careful pressure helping you stay grounded and focus the tingling sensations, calming them to a stop.

-💚

ohhhhh my god! oh my god! 🥺😭😵‍💫 this is so incredibly hot and so incredibly real! you’re squirming and whining softly after he’s made love to you, and as he goes to cup your pussy and twitching clit with his hand, you whine about how sensitive it feels. in response, jake shushes you gently in an attempt to calm you and listen to his words. “it’s alright, baby, i’ve got you. jus’ feel that, yeah? can you feel that, beautiful? ‘m gonna stay right here with you. i want you to feel every sensation, sweets. good girl, that’s it…”

godddddd! i can’t quite put into words just how much i love this thought and how hot this is! (also how badly i need this) just jake, helping you stay grounded and not feeling too overstimulated, or overwhelmed and working you through that post orgasm haze. fuck! thank you so much for this thought my beloved anon! 💌💗

#💌you’ve got mail #jake hangman seresin #💚 anon #sebs masterlist

[rosedom]

Happy 1k!!!!! I haven’t been following your blog for a long time, but congrats!!

For the alphabet thing could you do T, U, V, and W for Baizhu? I don’t see a lot of asks for my sweet boy :(

-🍦

"you have summoned BAIZHU for the event . . ."

A/N : aaa baizhu ,, he is so terribly underrated. his release was so anticipated, then it just . . . fell off. my baby<3

✦ㅤㅤT = toys (does he own toys? does he use them? how often? on a partner or himself?)

"does he own toys?" do you know baizhu? he owns so many toys, from vibrators to dildos to a strap on he keeps especially for you to use on him; he's got a sybian, too, but that stays under his bed, kept away for the days you're with him . . . after all, a toy like that—it's difficult for his frail body to stay perched atop it without your help. the sybian is his favorite, easily, but it's a rare treat for him to indulge in. lubin' up the seat of it—from his amalgamation of lube that i know he has, ranging from the flavorless fragrance of violetgrass to the tasteful zaytun peach or sunsettia—, getting his sensitive cock settled on the jut of it and settling his cunt into the valley . . .

baizhu's the type of guy to rely solely on toys to get off, and he gets off pretty often at that. he doesn't usually use his own hands to bring himself off—it exerts far too much energy, and, besides, he tends to fall apart all shakey n' trembling before he can cum. while he may not masturbate everyday, it's plenty enough for him to be very familiar with his body, with the toys that make him feel best. (in other words, though, baizhu has definitely accidentally overstimulated himself. without you around, it's difficult for him to parse when—and how, even—to get the overwhelming stimulation for a toy off of him. he's so weak, post-orgasm, and on the days he ends up overstimulating himself more than usual—well. it's time for a jack-off break, isn't it?)

✦ㅤㅤU = unfair (how much he likes to tease)

oh my godddddd ,, he is the ultimate tease, both intentionally and not. he loves petting you in the spots that really get you goin'—from brushing his fingertips lightly across the exposed nape of your neck to your sensitive wrists, he's got you wrapped around his finger with nothing more than his look and gentle touch. he's a doctor, for chrissake: he knows where to touch you to get the most visceral reactions !

and as for unintentional, just look at his outfit. he doesn't hide the softness of his body at all; in the day-to-day, his soft stomach stays exposed, his waist bare for your hands to grab. and, with how sensitive he is, goosebumps almost always erupt across his skin when you do it; it's simply ravishing. the delicate way his hair falls, too, all graceful and braided up, is tantalizing—and baizhu doesn't even think of the things his somehow thick yet wispy bangs do to your heart (and your dick) when he brushes himself in the morning. every inch of him is perfect.

baizhu loves to tease because he loves your reactions. he may intend to tease, or he may not; but at the end of the day, he knows your reaction, and he knows when you're keyed up. maybe it's just the fact that he's so beautiful that he's so effortlessly teasing: he's not so dissimilar from a soft lamb. he's all lamb-like in the flutter of his eyelashes, in the vulnerability he gives to you so readily ૮꒰/ฅ//ฅ//꒱ა

✦ㅤㅤV = volume (how loud he is, what sounds does he make, etc.)

though he's far from silent—a pretty symphony of gasps, whimpers . . . he's not very loud. he's just naturally that way, too; he never has to push himself to be quiet in intimate scenarios, he just is. quiet, however, is not silence. he never muffles himself, even as your fingers nudge up against that lil' bump in his cunt, even as you lick across his cock. his lips will smack against nothing, the wet sound of his tongue n' spit echoing around your head with each barely-there plea. it's like his vocal chords are shredded, like this, but i wouldn't have it any other way.

✦ㅤㅤW = wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

BAIZHU IS THE TEMPLATE FOR A PILLOW PRINCESS !! this man never lifts a finger when he's with a partner, with you, and it's so mmmm . . . it's partially from trust, the way he can give himself up to you entirely, but it's also another form of a tease. he lies in wait for you, all pretty eyes and submissive moans and sensitive body—it's hard not to cave into his desires. he thrives with a service top—not one he has to dominate, but one he can trust to dominate him, instead, with nothing but gentle pleasure. he thrives underneath someone else, another person to maneuver him willy-nilly. you, however, will need to assure him that you enjoy this play; let him know that his pleasure is most important, here in your bed.

really, he's just so used to being treated like glass because people think he will break; but with you, he's treated like glass because he is yours, the apple of your eye and life who you dare not to harm. baizhu deserves the absolute world—of pleasure, that is.

hhhh it's kinda unrelated but i can't stop thinking about pressing up against baizhu's back, keeping him nice n' snug on that sybian of his . . . nnnn this may become a future drabble (⁠*⁠￣⁠(⁠ｴ⁠)⁠￣⁠*⁠)

5 APR. 2024, @rosedom, rosey .

#ㅤ✦【 EVENT 】 #mmmmm i love him. i love him so terribly #alphabet #sub genshin #genshin smut #sub baizhu #baizhu smut #dom reader

[lock-my-feelings-in-a-jar]

#buddy gask #malcolm allured #showaddywaddy #alley oop #1981 #wait i wanted #for my own reasons #emotional reasons #i need #this in its own post #buddy and malcolm #i love them so much #the cutest friends #oh my godddddd i #can't explain how much i love them #showaddywaddy gifs

[cressthebest]

Art Heist, Baby! thoughts pt. 10

chapter 28:

this is the heist chapter, so i’m just gonna make it its own post. it will be too long otherwise

1. james thinks that falling in love with regulus is the most exciting thing he’s ever done- more so than the literal heist. they’re so in love

2. hell yeaaaah babey! they even have the clothes sharing trope. regulus looks so small in james’ big t-shirt. fuck yeah

3. they’re all nervous and getting tea in the kitchen <3 they all get along and love each other. do NONE of them have melatonin tho??? babes, medically force yourself to sleep atp

4. peter swears barty’s snoring is so loud there is two people in there. 👀 evan perhaps??

5. i love mary and lily’s friendship so much. like, i love their background friendship in this fic so much. like, i cannot even use words to express how much i love it

6. remus and james fell in love with stars and it’s the most important thing about the heist to them. wait. hold up. i just.

7. “Anyone would be lucky to marry you, James Potter. Plus, I didn’t really think Regulus was the wear your t-shirt, fall asleep in your lap, dance on countertops, type either and yet, here he is.” sobbing. literally sobbing.

8. remus and james being best freinds in this fic instead of the typical sirius and james freindship is healing in ways i didn’t think would need healing. i am healed. they are forever going to be in each others lives.

9. sirius and james matching 😭😭😭. but it also raises the question of what the others are wearing. jeans and blouses? night clothes? leggings?

10. tensions are so high. i feel like i need to be clutching my pearls and holding my breath. this is so stressful. i’m so worried something will go horribly wrong. so stressed

11. i’m also concerned why they are worried about fingerprints but aren’t wearing gloves

12. oh good, they’re wearing gloves actually

13. i love that part of the way sirius’ has his pure blood character show in here is by the way he can tell the price, quality, painter, and style of a painting just by looking at it

14. i love that after the first wolfstar kiss remus got back to james and told him everything. and i love that sirius and james are bringing this up during the heist when their LITERAL LIVES ARE ON THE LINE

15. oh shit there’s footsteps. i’m so worried for sirius and james

16. thank FUCKING GOD THEY ALL MADE IT OUT ALIVE AND UNSCATHED AND SAFE OH GOD I WAS SO SCARED OH MY GODDDDDD

17. still getting a bit of a rosekiller vibe here…

18. shit fuck no shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck shit shit shit fuck fuck fuck fuck shit shit shit fuck fuck fuck fuck shit shit shit fuck shit fuck holy fucking shit there’s police and sirens and holy fucking shit shit shit. stop no, i had such high hopes

19. oh no james thinking that sirius tipped the police off. (but i’m getting a bit of a feeling that this will be parallel to the peter betrayal moments in canon)

20. (not barty letting out a maniacal laugh during a fucking car chase. he’s not helping the sociopath claims)

21. not pandora playing the euphemia card.

22. also, once again, i would like to make a callback to my previous thoughts on point number 18. still thinking that. very worried.

23. god, not james saying i love you to regulus while the police have opened fire on him. i’m so worried. god.

24. it will be fine tho. there’s 10 chapters left. and james isn’t the one who dies. i will be fine.

25. james was shot 😳

26. and they’re all on the plane. they survived. end of chapter. thank fucking god.

#everyone is alive thank fucking god #scared shitless #jegulus #marauders #art heist baby #james potter #mwpp #mwpp era #regulus black #ao3 #fanfic #remus lupin #sirius and regulus #remus x sirius #sirius black #james x regulus #rosekiller #barty crouch jr #barty crouch junior #barty x evan #evan rosier #lily evans #mary macdonald #peter pettigrew #fuck ton of cursing #cw cursing #cw cussing #cress' ahb reviews #wolfstar

[qprsmackdown]

q!parrotduo (q!Jaiden and q!Roier from the QSMP) Propaganda:

They raised a kid together and he was the best dragon ever, they've been there for the other at their lowest and even when no one else believed them, they have been through grief and healing together, they would go through Hell for the other.

They are canonically platonic partners, Jaiden is Aroace and Roier has a husband (outside of the QPR) and had a wonderful son (egg), Bobby. Even when they were lawyers on opposing sides of a court case, afterwards they complimented each other on how they did during the case. On top of that, Jaiden threatened Roier's husband Cellbit before their marriage, telling him that if he hurt Roier she would hunt him down, and telling him to be honest to Roier. They are the greatest <3

they had a kid together and lived together and even after bobby died they’ve stayed the bestest of friends ☹️ roier even got married but jaiden is still so important to him and they both care for each other so much and roier’s husband sees her as equally part of their family too

they adopted a kid together because of an event and they didnt have to go hard as they did. after the kid died, they STILL were together. then roier married another guy BUT all jaiden did was threaten him bc all she wants is for roier to be happy.

i dont even go here but this qpr is literally canon. jaiden is an aroace queen and also these two raised a son together like come on bro

Q! and cc!Jaiden is aroace and q!roier is queer. They were selected to be a pair to raise a child who they named Bobby. Jaiden moved into roier's home, had their beds next to each other, they raised bobby together, went on adventures together. Jaiden and roier loved each other and called each other family. When people asked if they were together they both said no but they were partners. Jaiden was extremely supportive of roier's cross dressing and him working at a strip club. Roier helped her practice her fighting skills. When roier became romantically interested in another character nothing between them changed and Jaiden threatened the other character to never hurt roier. Bobby died and they mourned and Jaiden moved away but they were still very close and visit each other often and roier keeps an eye on her interactions with a federation worker called cucurucho to make sure it doesn't hurt her. They are literally the perfect example of a qpr; living together, expressing their love for each other, raising a child together but never being romantically involved and being such a unit together and everyone on the island knows it and loves them too.

its like halfway canon that theyre in a QPR, they raise a child together and sleep next to each other and are basically life partners. jaiden supports roiers other relationships, and they actually support and communicate with each other and its great

They raised a child together, Roier's in game romantic husband loves Jaiden almost as much Roier does

you don't understand your honor they're everything to me. they're basically canon. they raised a kid together, lived in the same house, slept in the same bed, and trusted each other with everything. Someone once asked if they were together romantically and their answers were 'family' and 'partners' and often times they're just called 'platonic life partners'. They trust each other first no matter what they are RIDE or DIE qpp bitrans and aroace

oh my gdodddd dude oh my goddddd oh my godddddd oh my lord oh my LORRRDDDDDD they got randomly paired together to raise a child and had hardly interacted before that and immediatley became besties and there is so much respect and patience and trust in their relationship even after the loss of their child they are eachothers confidants they always want the best for eachother they are everything to me im craszy ANIMATIONS FAMILY 4EVER

they raised a child together they live together Jaiden's aroace and supports her partner's drag stripping career she was at his wedding

they raised a child together. jaiden is aroace and roier was kinda a whore before he got married (not to jaiden though) but they are besties and they care for each other very much. when their son bobby died they were each other's rock. i barely watch the livestreams but i see the liveblogging and its just so so obvious they care for each other and are ride or die PLEASE LET THEM IN AND WIN

they were the best parents to their little egg, Bobby, and are just so silly goofy together. They hype each other up SO MUCH.

Just these two lol not much for me to say but lots of platonic love to give

roier is gay and married to a man and jaiden's aroace but they are still partners!!! they're family they're a couple but they're not dating or romantically interested in each other. everyone in-canon acknowledges their relationship as equally as important as a romantic one, even roier's husband.

They LITERALLY lived together and slept in the same bed and raised a child together and one of them is played by an aroace person! The ccs never implied or explicitly said there was anything romantic between their characters, but the characters are still incredibly close with one another, even when Roier had his own romantic arc with another character!

They raised a son together platonically, Roier is married and he and Jaiden’s relationship is treated with the same amount of gravitas and weight as Roier’s relationship with his husband. They’re mutually supportive and care about each other so deeply. They’ve been through the loss of their son together and have continued to wholeheartedly mutually support and protect each other.

BOBBY THEIR LITTLE EGG THEY

canonically a family unit but not in the nuclear way (they both parent a child, but they are not in a romantic relationship nor a couple, nor did either of them create this child). this platonic relationship is treated equally to one of the character's romantic relationships and is not seen as 'less' than the romantic one. it is expressed multiple times throughout the series how important this platonic relationship is.

They co-parented their adopted kid together for a while and were acknowledged by pretty much everyone as the best parents, and now that Roier is married, his husband treats him and jaiden with just as much respect as she does their marriage,,,, which means a lot to me personally <3

roier literally considers his relationship with jaiden (who is aroace) to be equal to that of his relationship with his husband. his husband also treats jaiden n roiers relationship as equal to his and roiers!! plus jaiden and roier raised a son together and slept next to each other and were often mistaken for being husband and wife bc of how affectionate they were but its completely platonic! also when roiers husband, cellbit, was being an asshole pre engagement, jaiden talked with roier about how she thinks he deserves better and threatened cellbit if he hurt roier. i have many feelings about them but most of them are like just stick figure gore images

qpr of all time. i dont even watch qsmp but theyre so sillies. they raised a kid (egg) together. jaiden is acearo

Roier is a very gay hypersexual man and Jaiden is AceAro!! They refer to eachother as partners and raised an (egg)child together. Theyre besties theyre ride or die they trust eachother above anyone else etc etc

Q!JAIDEN CALLED Q!ROIER HER PARTNER SEVERAL TIMES!!! SHES AROACE AND HES MARRIED AND ALSO THEY RAISED A CHILD TOGETHER AND LIVED TOGETHER (<- i am feral)

They have said they love each other and it wasn’t romantic. One of them is played by and aroace person, one of them isn’t and the character still has a relationship outside of the romantic/platonic binary while still having both romantic and platonic relationships.

They have directly referred themselves as platonic partners multiple time throughout their time together. Despite the fact that Q!Roier is married to another character, his relationship with Q!Jaiden is never dismissed and is held at the same importance as his romantic relationship.

Literally call each other partner and family. Raised a egg son for a while (rip Bobby) Jaiden helped set him up with Cellbit! (They’re married now)

#propaganda #qparrotduo propaganda #this is how i decided to do it #mod cycad