#i love my annoying old man

[hopeluna-archived]

Thinking about......Solomon who randomly gives your cheek a small lick just to see that disgusted expression of yours as you look at him while frantically wiping your cheek with your hand, and then wiping your hand on his sleeve with mumbles of "ew ew ew ew ew".

All while he has a shit-eating grin on his face, watching you question your entire relationship with him.

#i love my annoying old man #sigh #obey me x reader #obey me headcanons #obey me #obey me x mc #obey me fluff #obey me! #obey me crack #swd solomon #solomon x reader #shall we date solomon #obey me solomon #obey me solomon x mc #obey me solomon x reader #swd obey me #om solomon x reader #om solomon #obey me headcanon #om headcanons #omswd #💙hope's thoughts

[royalarchivist]

Phil: Doin' a lot of traveling around the New Years. Oh boy, oof. Oh golly, oh gee. But it should be worth it! It should be really good. I'm looking forward to it, Kristin's looking forward to it.

Random Chatter: What about Tallulah and Chayanne?

Phil: I told them already what's going on. I already told them. They already know when I'm getting back and all that stuff, so.

Random Chatter: The cookies though?

Phil: [Shrugs] So? I'm... physically not here? [Laughs] There's more things - there's more important things in life than feeding a virtual egg cookies, I'm sorry to say, dude. [Laughs]

Random Chatter: Get Tubbo to feed eggs cookies.

Phil: [Laughs and mimics the chatter in an annoying voice] "Get this person!" "Get that person!" ALSO IGNORING THOSE PEOPLE ALSO HAVE LIVES! Jesus Christ. That says a lot about what you think of your streamer. Oh my god, dude. Let them have a fcking week off man! Let the Eggs have a week off, you kidding me? They're people, too, they're admins!

Random Chatter: The eggs need to live.

Phil: They do! By having a week off! [Laughs] Leave them alone! Holy fck! Good lord... If I- if- Dude. If anyone in my chat is genuinely like gonna come into stream, and like - be pissed off that different members of QSMP are just not logging in, I'm banning you on the spot, 'cuz that is so fcking toxically online of you. That is SO chronically online of you. You need to take a break, and I'm giving you that break. I'm forcing you to take a break from your PC. Fckin' get up from the - look away from the screen.

#Philza #Phil #QSMP #For real though it's WILD that some people genuinely have that mentality #People forget that the ccs need breaks and so do the Eggs! #many of whom are in college #and hell even if they weren't #they still need a break! #Plus it's the holidays #Context for this conversation in case it wasn't clear: Phil was talking about leaving for the holidays and said others will be too #and some random chatters got annoying spamming about the Eggs and saying they'll die #I didn't catch this live but I'm watching the VOD #Idk. QSMP is almost a year old and people still get worried about the same stupid stuff #''The eggs are gonna die! No one will take care of this specific Egg unless I spam their name in chat 100000 times!'' #''Nobody cares about my fave and clearly I know better than actual members of the server'' #Like. c'mon man be serious #Everyone loves the Eggs #I feel like a lot of fans really do need to unplug and remember that it's not that serious #and this is coming from someone who bawled their eyes out at Bobby's death #real ass people's lives matter more. Let them take a break #Q's said so many times that they Eggs matter and he wouldn't just kill them all off for the hell of it #anyhoo #December 25 2023 #Q #Subtitles #Edited

[andypasta]

Sketchbook dump

#You’ll never know my favorite character nope #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor #cursed cat alastor #angel dust #for that one doodle #Oh and also #radioapple #because I love annoying my friends with old man yaoi #And then #fat nuggets #Also for that one doodle

[flovoid]

EX YAKUZAS…

#majimaland #majima land #tatsuo majima #taiga yamada #ming yue majima #mingyue majima #I freaking love yakuzas man. #I cant believe I have made my OWN yakuza fellas in sims (welp. ex yakuzas.) #TIGER SKULL!!! GOLDEN KO!!!! #they look gorgeous… #lore dumb incoming!!! #tatsuo were 28 here and taiga was 23 and baby ming-yue was two years old :( #tatsuo was into the yakuza life for a while.. thats why most of gangsters know and kinda fear him ajshsj #as for taiga #before he became a yakuza #he got himself into a trouble and at that time tatsuo kinda saved him #and after that TAIGA CAUGHT HUGE RESPECT FOR TATSUO #and yep he became a yakuza under tatsuo (he was like 18 and annoying #honestly he was lucky that tatsuo is a good man despite being into the dark side of mt. komorebi...) #the moment majma had ming-yue he quited the yakuza life #and freaking taiga followed him #like forever. he still thinks he owns tatsuo his life lol. #ts4 #sims 4 #simblr #my sims #sims 4 screenshots #sims 4 story

[spicyicymeloncat]

Ninjago fans hate old people. Unless that old people be Garmadon. Garmadon is a dilf. He got pretty emo boy privilege apparently.

#edit: I’m turning reblogs off bc I have a more nuanced opinion and I feel like this is being used to make arguments I don’t necessarily agre #with #also too many ppl agreed with me so the post is actually wrong lol #/lh this is an exaggeration Ik not everyone hates the old people #Tbf I’ve been rewatching and wu rlly do sit there and fuck up #like in s3 there’s just a whole episode where Garmadon is like ‘Wu. Wu what the fuck. your red ninja is literally gonna blow himself up’ #‘what the shit. Wu. Don’t let the ninja go to spa- Wu YOUR NINJA ARE IN SPACE’ #‘WU MY SON IS STRANDED ON A DISTANT PLANET WTF’ #like man was so stressed that day #but yeah wu often makes plans that backfire spectacularly and continuously tries to sacrifice himself and I still love him #i find it funny #seriously tho - the vilification of old people is just a bit annoying imo #like some ppl on here associated oldness with trnsphobia and it shows #victims of extreme vilification are wu Misako dr Julien and apparently Krux?? lol #ninjago

[spaceratprodigy]

⭐ Faith and Max ⭐

2021 vs 2022 vs 2023 vs 2024

#I just wanted to show off how far they've come in my style #being unapologetically self-indulgently insufferably annoying abt that old man has gotten me everywhere btw #big shout out to my friends for being so wonderful and supportive constantly #I love y'all sm #I cannot begin to express how much more special your kindness and excitement makes this experience #very grateful to have met y'all and to be able to grow and create together <3 #my art #faith and max #oc x canon #the outer worlds #captain of the unreliable #vicar max #maximillian desoto

[civilization-illstayrighthere]

while i do think Kerry can be emotionally distant and closed off at times, especially when he feels slighted or hurt, i don’t see the new ending as evidence of that. He tries to listen to V and keeps getting interrupted, but he’s also in the middle of a tour (notoriously crazy busy at his fame level) and had also been (albeit accidentally) ghosted by V for two entire fucking years. And yet, he laughs with excitement hearing V is back, asks if he needs any monetary support, says he’ll see him right after the tour in four months. Is he busy? Yes. V would have known this getting into a relationship with Kerry. Musical artists have crazy tour times and then slower times off-tour. V himself was booked and busy himself with his job. Kerry literally seems like the ONLY one of the love interests in that ending where a chance at reigniting the relationship is even possible! I actually really like that ending because it shows him as he is: a vain, successful rockerboy who is a touch vapid and short attention spanned but honestly really caring and giving to those who he holds dear. While, you know— being a grown adult invested in his career with responsibilities and obligations he has beyond what was, though life changing, a few week romantic fling that, again, ghosted him for two entire calendar years.

#cyberpunk 2077 #cp 2077 #phantom liberty #phantom liberty spoilers #cyberpunk 2077 spoilers #kerry eurodyne #stomping in a glass house #i think my ideal ending is still the one where v becomes the afterlife legend #but its interesting to know that v IS technically curable in a way. i think that opens up a lot of writing possibilities #i get annoyed in the same way when people dunk on Kerry for not following v in the aldecaldos ending #‘hi 89 year old man who relies on cyberware and medical intervention to live like a 40 yr old— you wanna travel #extremely dangerously in a fucking Winnebago w sand in your asscrack?’ #of COURSE he says no! he has decades of life in night city! how full of yourself #do u have to be to expect him to sacrifice everything? that’s not love that’s domination.

[tiktaalic]

I’m thinking a lot about shy and devastatingly handsome if that wasn’t clear. He’s hitting on a woman FOR cas while cas sinks lower into his chair. Why did he do that. What was he thinking with his thoughts brain and what was lurking in his mind brain. Were they the same. Different. What does Sam think of this display. Well he thinks Dean is annoying. But how does it slot into his understanding of HOW dean is annoying.

#mary obviously like. -_- mfw my cute lovely four year old is now a man I don’t want to hang out with because he’s annoying #etxt #spnwatch

[sunnibits]

hello hello everyone I have very exciting news which is that I’ve finally made the leap and set up an inprnt shop!! now you can purchase my artwork of that slutty old man to hang on YOUR WALL and STARE AT OBSESSIVELY FOREVER while mourning the fact that you will never actually be able to fuck him in real life! :D

real talk though I’ve wanted to do this for a while and it would mean a whole lot to me to have your support :))) any help counts!!

my shop can be found here if you’re interested! also please let me know if there’s any other pieces you’d like me to put up!!

#monetizing my art is a scary step for me and I know artists pushing for money can be annoying (and a reminder of the horrors of capitalism) #but it would really help me out if I could make some extra money and I would love you forever and ever :)))) #zero pressure of course please don’t spend any money if you’re not able to! #but if you do have some lying around yknow… old man booba is right there 😏 #izzy hands #ofmd #anyways there’s also a sale going on rn so it’s a great time to do some shopping!!

[kaidanalenkosprmanager]

THE BEST OF PRIORITY: SUR'KESH

Featuring: Cmdr. Sophie Shepard, Lt. James Vega, EDI, and Urdnot Wrex With: Lt. Steve Cortez, Dr. Mordin Solus, Major Kirrahe, and Urdnot Bakara And a Special Guest Appearance by: Adm. Steven Hackett Alliance R&D has officially begun construction on the Prothean device. The team has dubbed it: "Project Crucible". We're throwing everybody who knows how to throw a hammer at it. This is gonna be the most ambitious undertaking in human history. I'm not saying it won't be a challenge- but we can do this, Shepard. You can do this. Never doubt that. Mass Effect 3: Legendary Edition (2021)

+BONUS (the smirk™️)

#mira makes gifs ✨ #sophie shepard #james vega #EDI #urdnot wrex #steve cortez #mordin solus #mass effect #mass effect 3 #me3 #mass effect legendary edition #dailygaming #i feel like i probably should have split the actually sur'kesh set in half like i did with mars #but i got lazy after i split out the normandy summit gifs and i wanted to keep the rest of the mission together lol #wrex having small conversation moments with james and EDI was everything to me #bc with both of them it felt like wrex passing on some of his old kid on the block knowledge to the new kids on the block and i just 🥺 #like i didn't get it in the gif but the second part of that convo with james he says something like #'you're one of shep's new recruits? hang on kid- it's a hell of a ride!' and when i tell you i SOBBED #like the entire first half of this playthrough is soph taking her newer squadmates out to help her build the army for the reaper war #so running into all these old friends/teammates and hearing them share their wisdom with james and EDI as new recruits is everything to me! #also EDI and james look very cute in their armor (ESPECIALLY EDI IN HER HUNTER HOOD I LOVE HER YOUR HONOR) #i'm just gonna say wrex's little tongue out at the salarians in the background of padok's gif sent me so hard i had to include it LMAO #and i'd write something about the mordin cameo but the mordin cameo on tuchanka is better so i'll save my thoughts for that one #ig thanks for being wrex's inside man mordin you were real for that one #the real salarian homie of this mission was kirrahe and i love him (he's my favorite and i adore him thank you for coming to my TEDtalk) :) #and i will also say that i adore bakara and she's the highlight of this mission for me bc of the lines but also like??? #her grabbing the shotgun from wrex to take out the cerberus troops is everything and his expression afterwards is *chef's kiss* #and SOPH'S LITTLE SMIRK LMAOOOOOOO i had to include it bc i saw it in the back and it sent me to the next dimension lol #and since i just use the tags to share all my annoying little thoughts on a final note: #i included the elevator bomb scene bc in soph's canon she gets injured during it for the shenko angst pre-coup bc i'm an angsty bitch :)

[queen0fm0nsterz]

Reading my fave thin man and lady fic. Kicking my feet a lot because tbh. Sometimes a sad man really is just a weird woman's science project in a way that is so homoerotic

#carols.txt #when i tell you i've been re-reading this single one shot religiously every single month for almost three years I mean it #《straight》 ship so good we call it queerbaiting #LMAOOOOOO #call it yaoyuri the way these old people r tragic and doomed by the narrative or whatever #listen as a bi person on the aroace spectrum whatever this fic was trying to convey really strikes a cord #while its not the same as my own this characterization of them is so intriguing. im so hooked on it #^^ one thing i think this person really nailed was thin man's immaturity (stemming from his emotions oftentime being too big to control) -> #and the desire of attention that comes with said immaturity while also having the lady be both cold (normal) and intrigued in a way that -> #that really fits her character. curiosity is one of the many facets that make up her character that don't get explored much and i think its #done so well here for like no reason💀 THIS AUTHOR COOKED TOO HARD YOU GUYS #like ofc she wouldnt send him away. shes studying him under a microscope. even though hes annoying as hell #thin man is plagued by sassy man syndrome in this which is really fucking funny cus it lasts a total of 3 seconds before she finds him out #PLUS THE TALK ABOUT THE TOWER AND THE WORLD... AUGHHH #i need this author to give me their brain NOW #AUGHHHHHAAGGGHEEHH #everyone needs to start doing thinlady the way this person was doing it #this is the biblically accurate old people (in case my theory abt baby lady having been in the pale city is wrong) #live laugh love. its my birthday. spoiling myself a bit. goddamn.

[nyaskitten]

Early Ninjago is so fucked up because how am I supposed to handle one of the most tragic scenes ever and some of the most painful plot points when we literally also have shit like Jay stealing an old man's boxers because he forget to get underwear? LIKE early Ninjago you will always be so famous to me

#god. I hate the ableism and sexism in early ninjago but their characterizations were soo good man... #I just wish they followed thru a bit more on ideas like Lloyd having to fight his father #I would've loved like. maybe the Overlord's taking over is slow #maybe he's forcing Garmadon to attack Lloyd and Lloyd is trying not to fight but he has no choice and he has to attack his dad or smth #IDK I JUST WANT THE TRAGEDY MAN !!! #ninjago #I kinda miss the old writing style. ok yeah lump me in with the 'modern ninjago bad' ppl or whatever but id GLADLY take a hundred #jay boxer jokes if it meant I never had to hear wildbrain jay ever again oh my fucking GOD HES SO FUCKONG ANNOYING JESUS FUCKING CHRIST #I hate how high-pitched his voice is and he hasn't told a single funny joke ever #I miss when he was actually interesting

[dishsaop]

does anyone have recommendations for fictional media that has like. actual lesbians in it. not like supergirl Two White Skinny Girls, One Blonde and One Brunette Kiss media, or "its implied lesbianism!!!" but just regular fucking lesbians

#i say lesbians but i guess i mean sapphic #im just like. tired of gnawing #and of men also. sorry men in my life i love you but on god if i have to pretend one more man is butch just to get #content that isnt m/m or m/f im going to turn into a horse and run into the wilderness until im saved from the glue factory by a plucky #young woman except instead of letting her have her formative summer where she trains me and bonds w me and wins a competition w me #im going to commit horse suicide in front of her & change her life forever. just because im so tired of bland CW-marketable women kissing & #digging for scraps in a refuse bin while brushing aside 7002993829292929939292929399394 gay and het romances #m text #i will also take nonfictional lesbians if its like a story #not to be whiny on main but one of the hardest hurdles i had to jump wasnt realizing i was a lesbian. i came out to myself and to friends a #lesbian multiple times. but i would always walk it back when a friend would express doubt or a male friend would ask me out #bc i dont and especially then didnt know very many lesbians in person. and so i had to turn to examples #and all i fucking had were fictional women who liked men. or fictional lesbians who were so cleaned and sanitized and prettified #(you all know what i mean right. the 2 skinny white girls one blonde one brunette. im not crazy right) #and i would be like. i dont feel things when i look at these fictional lesbians so i guess i belong back here #(this is also bc my gender ended up being fuckier than i realized but shhhhh) #I WAS GOING SOMEWHERE WITH THESE TAGS but theyre too long and im lost. #anyway the point is if people werent so fucking weird abt fictional or onscreen lesbians maybe thered be a lot more people comfortable bein #out as lesbian #like sorry but this awful ouroboros of 'all lesbians onscreen have to be cute and sanitized' meaning that people write and believe wlw has #to be cute and pure and sanitized (OR a 'badge of honor' bc good for u u doodled two women together or had it as a background in ur fic) #meaning that therefore all portrayals of lesbianism continue to be like this. is just #and im also gonna be honest theres probably a lot of good sapphic media im just in the wrong circles to have stumbled into lol. so #yknow. personal viewer bias here #but i still like swing wildly between overly brandishing my dykeness as a badge to feel like im proving im lesbian #and like. backing up under a blanket bc i dont wanna be weird or annoying or freak people out #but if people just Saw Normal Ass Lesbians. aough. #im going to watch revolutionary girl utena one of these days even if i struggled w the writing style the first few episodes #I JUST WANNA SEE AN OLD BUTCH ONSCREEN GET SOME PUSSY. #like it also doesnt help im mostly femme4butch so seeing 2 femmes on screen is like. okay cool so what. but only femmes are 'marketable'

[fleshdyke]

hchkvgjvfj

#csa warning for tags #goddd being raped at 6ish and brutally bullied is a hell of a combination #i was the one kid in not only my grade but multiple above and below me as well that the boys would dare each other to 'ask out' #absolutely CONSTANTLY. like jesus #by the time i was raped i'd already been bullied pretty badly for a while. including being constantly told i was ugly by all the boys #which is like. a huge reason i was raped in the first place. i still dont know who it was but i can only assume he took advantage of me #being constantly bullied to abuse me. as child rapists so often do #but like i was always the one that would be 'asked out' as a dare bc why would any of them want to talk to me #it was so inconceivable that any of them could want to be near me let alone 'go out' with me. they didn't even bother trying to hide the way #they laughed. like they didn't try to hide it bc they knew no one would do anything #and this happening to me fucking constantly for years on end throughout my ENTIRE childhood. that fucks with you man #like i dont think its even possible for anyone to like being around me at all. let alone find me attractive #there's still never been a single person who's had a crush on me or whatever #like all my friends have stories about annoying boys having crushes on them when they were younger. and what does it say about me that im #the complete opposite. and like it's so stupid because who fucking cares what 10 year old boys thought in 2016 but it really really fucks #you up bad man. like if anyone ever does come to be attracted to me for whatever reason i dont think im ever going to be able to believe it #i'm always going to be waiting for the joke to end and them to start laughing. i'll always be waiting for the other shoe to drop #and the worst part of it all is that i fucking want to be raped again #being raped as a little kid is the only time anyone has ever wanted me. it's the only time i've ever been desired. and i dont even like sex #but it's just the only time anyone has ever loved me in a non parental way #like i have one crush story to all my friends'. and it was a grown man that raped me when i was little #and i want to be raped again so fucking badly not because i would enjoy it but because it would prove that someone actually fucking wants me #i want to be sexually harassed and not in the way i usually am. i want to be catcalled and have to be scared walking around alone #i want men to grope me and say disgusting things and rape me because then i would finally be fucking wanted #it would prove that i'm actually likeable in some capacity. that i still am #im so scared that now that im grown im just a lost cause. because i was only desirable when i was little. now im just nothing #and i know i shouldnt even care but its so fucking hard to shake. i just want someone to love me #and i love my mom so much but i want them to love me because they want to and not because they have to #rambles #vent

[allgather]

2024 we getting self-indulgent.... mark my words you're gonna see sonic the hedgehog and a f.naf character on here. thinking michael afton, henry emily, or lil menace of all time GREGORY.

this is also to say that i have had an article pitch accepted abt how f.naf embodies queer neurodivergent joy for me, which will fit nicely next to my OTHER published article about sonic as trans media. im nothing if not consistent.

#i love an annoying kid ugh gregory ur my bestie #but i also love a fucked up old man who has lost so much or a fucked up young man who survives only on guilt and rage and spite #anyway im fnaf autistic if u didnt know #fnaf tw #ooc

[andsotheuniverseended]

Jian is an insufferable brat. unfortunately i love him dearly and want desperately for him to find a happy life. even more unfortunately everyone in the world wants him very dead and its not even for the insufferable brat thing!

#Universe Ends Posts #the art of prophecy #the war arts saga #i... truly it is impressive how closely my journey about jian mirrored taishi's #at the end was she was like 'oh he actually grew up a bit'- i was EMOTIONAL #he DID grow up a bit! he learned some lessons! he's gonna become such a great man some day! #and also he is SO annoying and i Love Him Deeply #also shout out to this book for having such a toxic yuri dynamic in it #Sali and Qisama.... there is NO way this works out well for you two but bless your gay lil hearts i hope it does #ALSO ALSO- so absolutely delighted at how many Grizzled Older Legendary Mentor tropes that usually male roles fill #that were instead given whole heartedly to Taishi #including the string of lovers who are varying levels of still-in-love-with/attracted to her #iconic. no one is doing it like her. tough old bitch refuses to die a humiliating death #genuinely there's so many good fuckin characters in this book #and somehow i am invested in Each One i want Xinde and Meehae and Pahm to have satisfying arcs!!! #gonna be Thinking About Them a lot for the next few days