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tiktaalic · 1 year
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I repspect the grind of trying to empirically prove dean isn’t a misogynist but. My boy so misogyny they traced the origin of the word mansplain to a forum post about how he sucks. We gotta just take the L on this one
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xofemeraldstars · 1 year
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siblings™
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birdbrainedboy · 2 months
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The further along you get in spn, the more you realize there are only two types of episodes:
1. Wacky hijinks that are extremely strange and funny but are still somehow not filler, usually has Dean doing silly shit as comedic relief, literally anything can happen
2. The surprisingly emotional and well-written episodes that show up out of nowhere just as you’re starting to forget that the show actually used to be good, will make you ugly cry
(I’m on season 9 right now, I just watched an episode where Dean linked with a dog and could understand animals and like IMMEDIATELY the episode after next made me ugly cry with Winchester angst. This show is so unpredictable)
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picklesinabottle · 5 months
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Do you ever stare into space and think about how there's more malice in his voice when he says "while your own brother sat in hell" than when he says "and then you helped send me to hell" cause I sure do
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mlobsters · 5 months
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supernatural s11e13 love hurts (w. eric charmelo, nicole snyder)
STACY Ew, I can taste her mom lipstick…you’re telling her tonight, right?
rude, stacy :P
SAM Is that a hickey? DEAN And? It was Valentine’s Day. I can’t help it if I’m a hopeless romantic. SAM You got half of that right. DEAN Just doing my civic duty. Helping all the single ladies. You know the best thing about February 14th. You don’t have to be Mr. Right, just Mr. Right Now. SAM That’s classy. DEAN Yeah and what’d you do, judgy? Curl up in your Snuggie, watch '50 Shades' on cable?
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cuz every girl crazy bout sharp dressed man men
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*squints* what is that fake domain, danharper.search for the knockoff facebook page. and we got an untitled folder, not quite untitled 1 and 2 but i'll take it :p
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always with the full kitchenette and vintage appliances. and bringing back the ridiculous little separators. tires!
DEAN I need a beer, regroup, maybe get lucky. SAM Didn’t you just get lucky? DEAN That was in Kansas. What do you say? You with me? Ready to go scrape a few hearts off the bar room floor? SAM I think I’ll pass. I’m gonna go hit the lore, but you go be you. DEAN Suit yourself.
dean's feelin his oats again apparently! feels like he had some seasons there where far as we knew he wasn't ever getting laid
laughing at the wife shoving these witchy items down the garbage disposal. one way to get rid of things i guess? not so good for the plumbing though
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hey they named a motel after me personally
DEAN Hey. Any luck? SAM No. You? DEAN Nah. Hey what’s a…uh…dad bod?
please. (reminder that all bodies are good bodies)
MELISSA All I had to do was chant it and seal it with a kiss.
oh i see. it was plot-relevant mom lipstick.
SAM So the curse is transmittable? DEAN Like a magic STD. Okay that works. Kinda makes you nostalgic for good old fashioned herpes.
this is very fic-ish. LOL and of course dean kisses the lady to take the curse on. clearly he should hot potato it over to sam at some point but we know that's not gonna happen :p
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baby lookin pretty in all those pink highlights
DEAN I’d say that went pretty well. What do you think? SAM Wait. Are you serious? You think it’s a great idea to give yourself a fatal curse? DEAN Well, target's off her back ain’t it? SAM I’m just saying. You don’t have to do this. Be the guinea pig. DEAN What? SAM Be the martyr. Try to carry the weight by yourself. Do this. DEAN I’m gonna be fine, okay? And as long as I’m good, she’s good and that’s the important thing. Besides. It proved our theory didn’t it? That this whole kiss of death thing is transmittable. I mean, I’m not asking for the Nobel here, but thank you.
both reasonable to do and also his martyr tendencies are well documented :p but even if he died, wouldn't it just go back to her? moo point, as they say?
SAM I guess. Here we go. Someone chants a curse, lays a wet one on you, then the victim is seduced and killed by the Qareen, but instead of taking the form of Barbara Eden, the present themselves as your deepest, darkest desire.
oh great. so we're gonna see amara then. very convenient of this witch to leave post-it notes with all the details on their monster including how to kill it
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okay, that was adorable. so happy to win for once, didn't even care to claim the prize
AMARA You’re a mystery. I can see inside your heart. Feel the love you feel. Except it’s cloaked in shame. When it comes to this, you can’t help yourself, so why fight it. Just give in.
i mean it's just funny because we did kind of do this already in 4x14 sex and violence with the siren.
from s4e14 SAM Yeah. You see, sirens can read minds. They see what you want most and then they can kinda, like, cloak themselves. You know, like an illusion. -- MUNROE Dean's all mine. SAM You poisoned him. MUNROE No. I gave him what he needed. And it wasn't some bitch in a G-string. It was you. A little brother that looked up to him, that he could trust. And now he loves me. He'd do anything for me. And I gotta tell you, Sam, that kind of devotion? I mean, watching someone kill for you? It's the best feeling in the world. SAM Is that why you're slutting all over town? MUNROE Ahh. I get bored, like we all do. And I wanna fall in love again. And again...and again.
have to do some mental gymnastics to not understand that as wincest, i think. still hard to wrap my head around that making it to the screen. anyway. dean wants to bang amara, let's get to it
DEAN It was Amara. SAM That surprise you? DEAN That doesn’t surprise you? SAM Honestly? DEAN Honestly? You seriously think the sister of God is my deepest darkest desire? SAM She isn’t? DEAN No! She can’t be! SAM Why not? DEAN Why? Because if she is that means that I’m… SAM Means you’re what? Complicit? Weak? Evil? DEAN For starters, yeah.
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SAM Dean. Do you honestly think you ever had a choice in the matter? She’s the sister of God, and for some reason she picked you and that sucks, but if you think I’m gonna blame you or judge you…I’m not. DEAN You know that I want her ass dead. SAM Yes. Of course. And I know you’ve also probably beaten yourself up a hundred times over it, but where has that gotten us? Just how bad is it? DEAN Standing here right now, every bone in my body wants to run her through. Send her back to that hole she crawled out of. But when I’m near her, I don’t know. Something happens and I can’t explain it, but to call it desire or love…it’s not that. I’m screwed man. We wanna kill the darkness. We need to kill the darkness. And I don’t think I can. I’m sorry to do that to you, ya know, but when it comes right down to it… SAM I got it Dean.
i honestly can't remember the last time they had that open of a conversation. dare i say, that's practically out of character understanding from sam, when it comes to dean hiding something important like that. i fully expected the show to have him flip his lid over dean not telling him something relevant to their big monster hunt, not trusting him with being able to handle the truth. maybe i'm just jaded by how they've done overblown brother conflict for so many seasons. but anyway, i'm thankful for sam being so reasonable and understanding. i'm thankful for dean just telling him straight up what's going on and that he can recognize he can't just power through this problem. usually they only talk this way with other people, it's nice to have it directed at each other for once. still a little bit in shock, honestly.
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i like how they focused on the money he left to cover the damages again after showing him slip it under initially. like hello fans yes they do try to cover the fact that they're constantly wrecking motel rooms. feel like these later seasons have a lot of little nods like that (like say, the rock paper scissors, a bitch/jerk moment in 11x04, etc)
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buffskeleton · 1 year
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starting to think the human brain was not built to withstand 15 seasons of spn in a row
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tiktaalic · 6 months
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the cw pr department might be the only people in the world who are good at their job. look at how effectively they utilized girlpower to make the enduring image of destiel shippers as fucking crazy fujoshis making stuff up in their head. they put two DIFFERENT love confessions in there they put he's in love dot dot dot with humanity in there they put love overcoming brainwashing in there . you guys remember castiel heaven plastered with shirtless dean? and still the overall reaction to november 5th twenty twenty was "THEM TWO STRAIGHT BOYS FROM SUPERNATURAL?" and other some such that agreed it was the most heterosexual sexless television show that never even alluded to them having feelings for each other. genuinely truly cia level propaganda and effectiveness. what if the singleminded determination, foul souls, and budget behind the public campaign on war on drugs instead turned to shows that they play on the treadmill at the gym. if they used their powers for good we could well and truly make republicans cringe in this country for good. i would never have to see a reagan '84 shirt again. but instead they will continue to use them for evil. not sure what they will turn to now that long form television is dead but i'm sure it will increase the net amount of evil in the world
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tiktaalic · 11 months
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Destiel is like if you were a child and you said to your parent are we getting McDonald’s and they said. No. And you said awwww man. And then you looked out the window and said wait but there’s a McDonald’s right there are we getting McDonald’s? And they said. No. And then you pulled into the parking lot for McDonald’s and you go so we’re getting McDonald’s :) and they say. No. And then go use the McDonald’s bathroom without making a purchase while leaving you in the car. And you keep driving and pull into a different McDonald’s into the drive thru line and your parent orders food for you and when you get it you go Aw yeah McDonald’s! And your parent says why the fuck do you think we’re getting McDonald’s. You’re crazy. You’re insane. You’re also a pervert. And yanked your fries out of your hands and tossed them out the window. But at the end of the day. You did. You did get McDonald’s
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tiktaalic · 8 months
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supernatural is like if instead of a trail of breadcrumbs there were just entire loaves of bread dotting the trail and when you followed them you come to a clearing and robert singer is sitting there going what the hell are you doing here. and you say. oh the bread loaves? i was following them? and he goes. youre crazy. thats not bread you're holding specks of dirt. and you go. no im like pretty sure this is a loaf of edible bread that was lying on the ground in a pattern that lead me here. and he goes. no its not. you're reading into things. you thought you were seeing bread crumbs but you mistook dirt specks for bread crumbs you crazy lgbt pervert. and i am still. holding a loaf of bread in my hands
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tiktaalic · 5 months
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it will come back
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tiktaalic · 6 months
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“Why do you still post about supernatural” I Am In A Decade Long Toxic Psychosexual Relationship With Their Marketing Department. Next question
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tiktaalic · 7 months
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Fundamentally. They told misha collins. misha collins we are going to emasculate you and make you gay. And misha collins (uchicago grad) went in an ideal world you would take a gender studies class but in the world where you are my boss I will say ok 👍 and then I will go be gay because it’s not inherently a joke or embarrassing for a man to be sensitive or homosexual. And they told jensen ackles. Jensen ackles we have GAWT to butch you up. You are not giving what is needed. Drop that octave put on some inconspicuously heeled shoes that loan you a couple inches and tell makeup we want the Good Stubble. And Jensen ackles (PISCES) (ACTOR) (FROM TEXAS) as tears gathered at the corners of his beuaitufl eyes. Said to the director of his tv show. I’m not manly enough for you, dad?
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tiktaalic · 8 months
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tiktaalic · 9 months
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I love destiel because dean is like woe is me no one will ever love my foul decaying soul and I don’t blame them but god do I want and wish for a connection even as it terrifies me because I know what I am capable of. And cas is laying on his bed kicking his feet writing mrs castiel winchester in sparkly hearts. Telling everybody he knows in 12 years I will be the second Mrs. Dean winchester. What happened to the first. I wiped her memory so she never knew she even met him ^_^
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tiktaalic · 1 year
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Season eight dean said I have a SPRAY TAN. I go to GAY BARS. I do MEDIEVAL LARPING with a LESBIAN. men hit on me in BARS inducing a ROMCOM FLUSTER in me. I tell my brother about my GAY THING. I have a WAR BUDDY who was fine to associate with when we were in battle but I now must CUT TIES WITH to keep up socially acceptable appearances. I am going to turn down a WOMAN who wants to have SEX WITH ME when she is MADE IN A LAB to be my LOVE INTEREST. I regularly HALLUCINATE visions of my DEAD LOVER. For the first time in my life I am going to tell someone who is NOT RELATED TO ME that I LOVE THEM and it will be my LOVER who is NO LONGER DEAD
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tiktaalic · 7 months
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Misha collins did not get told it’s gay to sit on a bed another man is sleeping on and then do it anyway for the uninformed masses to spread misinfo about destiel standing six feet apart. Those men filmed like they were in a 4:3 aspect ratio and DON’T! You forget it
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