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bonesinthemarsh · 6 months

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Shitty Soap Mactavish sworker headcanons 18+ Minors DNI

• Soap never thought about pursuing sex work

• That is, until one fateful discord call where the topic of camming was nonchalantly brought up. Ghost has a pretty successful onlyfans so Johnny annoys him with questions while Gaz streams fallout

• Johnny’s about a bag but he doesn’t think anyone would buy/interact with his content

• I mean, who would pay to see him naked? *Cough cough*

• It starts off with him posting nudes online

• At first it’s silly shit like taking mirror pics in his underwear with a febreeze bottle balanced on his hard-on like the shampoo bottle challenge

• But then his content starts to blow up because he is hung and the camera of his shitty cracked iPhone 6s he’d bought years ago and never replaced doesn’t do him justice

• His first video is him abusing THEE fuck out of a pocket pussy completed with breathy moans and a shaking orgasm

• He then removes his dick from the poor piece of plastic and lets his cum drip on his stomach

• He’s one of those guys that go viral on Tiktok every other day with comments filled like “Go check his Twitter y’all 😳”

• He’s not concerned about anonymity at all since he’s not in the military in this AU

• He’s never had a problem with getting laid but after this??? Whew

• Loves the feeling of being desired by people

• He plans on eventually buying his ma a bigger house

• If you’re dating him he’d definitely want to feature you in some videos if you’re ok with it

• He’d title his videos shit like “Football player fucks slut gf under bleachers before a game ALMOST CAUGHT!!”

• One of his most popular videos is a video of him fucking you doggy style while Ghost facefucks you

• “Look ah’ how yer takin’ mah dick. You were made for me. Nobody’s gonna fuck you like ah do” he pants, camera switching from your blissed out face to his dick pumping in and out of you. He’s mesmerized by the sight, yanking you up by the back of your neck and pulling you into a kiss before shoving your mouth back on Ghost’s dick, guiding your head as you deepthroat him.

• “Tell me how good it fuckin’ feels.”, he grunts, hips snapping into yours. The noises that come out of your mouth are incoherent and when your eyes start rolling back he grabs your face and forces you to look him in the eyes after Ghost spills his load down your throat

• He keeps fucking you even after you cum until you’re a sobbing mess. When he finishes, he does it inside you and zooms the camera in on your abused hole while you catch your breath, legs still shaking. You’re lying on your tummy as Ghost forces you back onto your knees for his turn.

• Johnny kisses you and wipes away your tears and you tell him how good you made him feel and the video ends. The comments go wild, talking about how hot you are and with the money he earns from the video he takes you on a date to the nicest place in the city and a buys you a necklace with his name on it. He still won’t replace the 6s.

• He convinces you to do cosplay content with him, often with him in faux military gear or you dressed as random video game characters he finds attractive (Soap is a fortnite sfm porn truther)

• Definitely posts dumb shit like “Happy Facefuck Friday” with a picture of you gagging on his dick, mascara running down your cheeks on Twitter.

•There’s a video or two out there of you pegging him and this boy is vocaaaaal. He’s a whimpering mess underneath you and loves it when yank his hair. This boy takes dick like a champ.

•He’s definitely done mutual masturbation shit with Ghost which eventually evolves into the both of them full-on fucking… Which then leads to you and Ghost fucking. You’re basically a throuple at this point.

#this is shit don't @ me #john soap mactavish #cod mw2 x reader #minor soapghost #call of duty #cod mwii

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fandomfluffandfuck · 10 months

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yk i noticed that in AU fix Fury is usually the principal/coach/etc but imagine this: AU where Nick Fury had adopted teenaged orphans Natasha and Steve and now he's preparing to send them off to his alma mater college together, and there Steve reunites with his early childhood friend Bucky who he missed sfm after losing contact with him and..... ok atp im just writing it myself, but yk something along those lines that'd be fun and I feel like Fury (and Maria Hill, she deserves better) are not included in the Cap Fam enough for me

Yeah, I've noticed that, too. I think it's the easiest place to stick him, and it makes sense because he's high up in the MCU, place him high up in whatever world you're building. It could be way more fun to see more of him (and Maria, I love Maria!), though.

That would be a super cute AU!

Also, for some reason, I immediately thought of how adorable it would be if within the AU Fury had a wife/partner who really wanted to adopt Steve and Nat (and probably Yelena, too) and he was like,, okay, they're teenagers, I can handle this. Yes. Sure. BUT. As they're adopted, Fury ends up bonding the most with them and loving them more than he thought possible. Sort of the vibe you'll see of teenage or adult kids putting videos together being like "Dad didn't want a pet," and then there is a clip of said Dad being the sweetest ever with the pet, totally in love and baby-talking the pet and letting the pet do whatever it wants. Yeah, I want that, but with Nick Fury and his adopted children.

This is such a wonderful idea. Thank you for sending it in!

(You totally could keep writing it 👀 or maybe someone out there will see this and be inspired. As much as I am tickled by this idea, I don't have the time right now to write a whole other AU)

#asks #nick fury #maria hill #steve rogers #natasha romanoff #yelena boleva #bucky barnes #au #avengers family

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radiotorn · 2 years

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TF2 ASK MEME... THE EVENS

DAMN HOMIE‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ thank u ok under the cut bc it's a lot:)

2- Who is your favorite mercenary? Mmeehehhehehehe Demoman :] i kiss him and rotate him in my brain

4- Do you have a favorite tf2 pet? If so then who? oh my god ARISTOTLE!!!!!!! I don't care if it's not canon or whatever i love spys bird so much i want you to all look at this bird

6- If you are in the fandom, how did you get into the fandom? Im not really in the fandom besides occasionally drawing the mercs im just in my little bubble of mutuals who are the only right people about any of the characters. everyone else can stay quiet though

8- Did you find out about tf2 by the game, sfms or the comics first? None! i found out abt the game YEARS ago From this YouTube poop, used as a flipnote i cant find anymore. But from there, it was the "Meet The" videos i must of stumbled upon randomly???

10- Favorite quote from the Meet the… videos? engies "best hope…not pointed at you" bc i remember being like !!!! :OOO!!! FUCK!!! thats badass . when i first watched it

12- Favorite quote from the comics? okay it probably doesn't count but its one that sticks its the screen on admins monitors waayy back in the beginning that say "miss pauling. hide." sticks with me bc it is just a little haunting like…. :)

14- Do you have any OTP(s)? if so then what? hmm…i like a lot of pairings but ones that i find extra nice and awesome is swordvan, spy and heavy (idk their name but they r criminally underrated and i enjoy them together), engie and demo(i also dont know their name cries) and boots n bombs. sniperspy is fun sometimes tho

16- Do you have a BROTP? if so then what? i LOVE pyro and heavy ok i think they are the best like they. i cannot even put it into words they're everything to me. scout and sniper are also buddies too

18- Favorite headcanon? this is extremely self indulgent and like not backed by anything but pyro is hungarian and mexican. this is so true to me forever and ever. i also really like the hc that soldier enjoys painting

20- Do you have a favorite tf2 fanfiction? If so, what is it? Oh my god i will link it to you RIGHT MEOW!!! Tori u already know but to anyone else pls give it a read and check out this authors other works they fuck

22- Do you have any tf2 ocs? If so, then tell us about them!! IIII DO! I won't go into too much detail, but i have The Horticulturist(Horti) and The Pathfinder(PF). Both are Hungarian, Horti is involved with agriculture/plants/etc and PF is an ex-aperture employee with memory issues and menthal illness plaguing him all the time that makes sure battlegrounds r safe to fight on and that their base isn't falling apart they're strung together by spaghetti noodles

24- What is your favorite (official or unofficial) SFM? this, this or this

26- What is your favorite tf2 comic? i think blood in the water bc of just how much fking happens but also idk i like all of them a lot. especially 7 :')

28- Is there a character you hated at first but now you love? not particularly there is still hatred in my soul for c!heavy always

30- Which character is underrated? Demo, Heavy and Soldier. We all know this FAR too well :| it's a damn shame because i love all of them so so SO much especially demo he's my husband i kiss him every day and night

32- Who was your favorite character when you first got into the fandom? Did it change? Oh Yeah. My fav at the start was Medic, and then it shifted to Sniper, and now it's Demo/Heavy <3 though i frankly find myself loving all of tha mercs they all make me smile

34- Favorite moment from the comics? seeing admin all decrepit and dying bc she looks very gorgest to me. or when sniper gets shot because my god? or when we see engie at all. i love him. i always wished they did more with pyro in the comics tho :(

36- Do you have a favorite AU? What is it? I'm not sure??? I haven't seen too many AU's besides like monster or aquatic or freaks if they even count. though i guess technically qu/azies po/otis vids are an au so that for sure!!!!!!!

38- What is your favorite cosmetic? i would say Aristotle again but i mentioned it earlier soooo perhaps the seared sorcerer for pyro …but COMBINED with discovision!!! you wish you were me (me pictured below)

#THANK YOUUUUU help im insnae and must speak #owen.file #asks #tealbyabbey

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lightsiided · 6 years

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idk how much i’ll be on here today so i just wanted to say happy new year to you all and how happy i am to write with everyone and how i hope i can write even more with even more people in 2018 !! feel free to msg me or send me some memes or like a starter call so we can get it poppin !!

#genuinely i love you all sfm ugh you have been the most welcoming and #i hit my first hundred last night after like a week or so of having this blog and ugh #i've had so many good threads already and so many nice people saying such sweet things about my page or characterization when i was hesitant #about it and it's just like so nice and i rly do feel the love and #i'm mostly caught up here with threads and replies but pls let me know if i owe you or you want a starter or to plot #i rly wanna do some modern or au stuff #and some dark and messy shit #ok thanks for reading this i love u happy new year #ooc.

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moth-based-cryptology · 2 years

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7, 11, 15, and 20 !!

- @we-are-inevitable ✨

jac i love u sfm mwah mwah mwah

7: What story/headcanons do you feel the proudest of?

for story, i am. very very proud of i don’t know what i did or how i did it (but i did something right). it’s just. my favorite version of them, and something i really genuinely enjoyed writing.

i’m also incredibly fond of but all that i know (is i need you close) for selfish and indulgent reasons more than anything

as for headcanons. it’s funny cause i Started as a headcanon writer so i could take this as an excuse to talk about aus that never got full stories. but instead i’m gonna talk about my random thoughts that rot my brain

ok so. southern albert. he is ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING to me. it’s a thought that originated entirely separate from all the small town aus, and it’s been my headcanon for him since the youtuber au. he grew up in the south, until about 8 or 9, and then moved to NY. both his parents have very thick accents, especially his mama, and so. even when he tries to hide it, his sneaks through a lil bit.

and, tho we knew this, i am. a big fan of ralbert and butterflies. they get tattoos, and jewelry, and clothes, and send eachother blurry photos. it started cause of the first fanfic i ever wrote to finish, the butterfly effect, and now it’s just. everywhere, all the time, cause that’s how it is in my brain, too.

11: How would you describe your style?(Character/emotion/action-driven, etc)

uh. i think i’d go with sorta. overwhelmingly character driven. most of the time i don’t start writing based on a plot, it’s usually a. mish-mash of interactions i have been hyperfixating on between race n al the characters i’m writing. sometimes i go in with a proper plot, but more often than not i’m just. listening to a song on repeat and hoping for the best.

15: What is the fanfic you've written that you're most proud of?

so uh. i have two and both of them are for reasons Entirely Unrelated to how well or poorly they’re written. the butterfly effect (linked above), because it’s the first fic i ever finished and committed to publishing, so i’m really very fond of it, and who are they to try and put us down, cause even if it’s not That Special as a stand alone, it’s a stepping stone for where i, as the writer, want to take the series, and i think it functions perfectly in that role.

20: What feedback makes you the happiest to hear?

i’ve always been a big fan of long rambly feedback. it’s the type of feedback i give, cause i’m completely unhinged, and it’s my fav. i love hearing about what people think of my decisions with the characterization, or a little moment that’s their favorite (if you’ve ever put a quote from my writing and then talked about it Specifically under it you’re my fav person on the planet) just. i like to hear people’s Thoughts, capital T. i’m also a big fan of really rambly conversations with people when they Can’t Collect Their Thoughts right away but when they can they still wanna let me know what they are so they message me. it’s a personal beloved.

jac you’re the best person to ever exist and i love u more than air mwah mwah mwah

#never not read the tags #newsies #livesies #albert dasilva #racetrack higgins #ralbert #jac my beloved #mwah. love of my life #i’m your local jac stan #jac the davey professor #even if he’s not in this post #sorry dave #writer asks #asks !!#i’m longwinded as hell today sorry bestie

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myth01s · 7 years

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On Hogwarts Houses: Hufflepuff

Hufflepuff is tea and sweaters and punching someone in the face because they need to shut up, calm down, or get the sense knocked into them. Or just because the punch was really satisfying. Hufflepuff is spring, Hufflepuff is winter melting away and basking in the sunlight. Hufflepuff is singing loudly to Journey and Queen. Hufflepuff is having the messiest rooms and yet knowing exactly where to find everything. Hufflepuff is 'there’s no such thing as too much chocolate’. Hufflepuff is one too many glasses of champagne so the world feels like sunshine. Hufflepuff is honestly not giving a damn what anyone else thinks. Hufflepuff is 'you’re never too old for…“ Hufflepuff is beating the crap out of people who destroy what a Hufflepuff believes in. Hufflepuff is prank wars that spiral out of control. Hufflepuff is getting shit done while everyone else argues. Hufflepuff is refusing to fit into the mold, which results in hufflepunks as well as Hufflepuffs in every dormitory because they have friends in every house and no one minds a 'puff sleeping over now and then. Hufflepuff is honey badger don’t care and angry momma bear. Hufflepuff is staying up till three am to talk someone out of depression, out of suicide, out of something stupid, convincing them how amazing and how loved they are. Hufflepuff is enduring scorn. Hufflepuff is a bumblebee hat on a Slytherin’s head because, despite whatever your mascot may be, YOU are a human and humans have ears and just wear the damned hat you asshole; a plate of supper next to a Ravenclaw and if you don’t eat it I will shove it down your throat with my own claws; a tightly wrapped bandage around a Gryffindor’s sprained arm and a surprisingly painful punch to the other shoulder because you NEED to stop nearly dying, thank you. Hufflepuff is loyalty, is true friendship, not the plastic My Little Pony stuff but the true friendship. Hufflepuff is the first ones to get Netflix running at Hogwarts, despite magical interference.

And Hufflepuff is loneliness, is the intense desire for friendship. Hufflepuff is having to deal with derision and scorn. Hufflepuff is the sting of betrayal and abandonment that cuts so much more deeply then with others. Hufflepuff is loyalty placed in the wrong ideal, Hufflepuff is loving the wrong person. Hufflepuff is drowning in emotions that bring panic attacks.

#copy pasting because why not lolol XD #also I love this photoshoot sfm ok #look at all those yello #and Miguel smiling sheepishly at the camera #hogwarts au

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rollingthunder06 · 4 years

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I wonder, what is your favourite Hadestown fanfiction?

ok so this is a loaded question bc I have SO many favorites that I literally cannot pick just one. but I can list some of my favorites for you!

ok so, brandy’s ( @ourladyoftheundcrground ) wait for me au, rockstar AU, and twenties au. fun fact, the rockstar au is the first one I ever read for hadestown! i love brandy’s writing sfm

@spilladrop4orpheus ‘s canon myth fics are AMAZING and I love them dearly. but then again everything she writes is freaking awesome so. and @hadestownmodern ! I LOVE THIS AU SM. i re-read it constantly bc it’s that good and it’s also one of me favorite modern aus

@dilforpheus has written some of my absolute favorite fics, and I love both her aus

@bleuaceofsparrows ‘s songfics are some of my favorites bc they are so poetic and are beautiful pieces to read.

if i think of anymore I’ll add them!! trust me there are plenty more I just didn’t want to make this post too long

#rt answers

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arcadequeerz · 4 years

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top 5 batim songs? (official or fanmade! either works!)

OUGH OK. OK LEMME-

Sepiatoned(its s o spooky sounding and god I love it- whenever i start learning to do sfm animations i wanna do one for this song)

Rest in Ink(ITS JUST SO GOOD-THE /LYRICS/, ITS S O BENDY. jt is always how I imagine bendy sounding honestly- his voice is s o good for them.)

Masterpiece(yea another CG5 Song but his fan music is s o good-I love this song the lyrics make me 😭😭😭)

Beginnings(GOD THIS SONG- ITS SO GOOD- the lyrics are s o fitting and Are so Henry. it makes me so emotional. H E N R Y Y YY)

Bendyland(THIS ONES SO FUN SOUNDING! I love Malice’s parts in it, her beginning bit honestly makes me thin of my ws au so I 👀❗❗

Honorable mentions cus these SLAP

Can’t be erased big band version(liste n i can’t listen to this without going absolutely feral)

Recording Gold(SUCH A GOOD SAMMY JAM(N also Susie Jam-)

I am Me(ANOTHER THT MAKES ME GO FERAL)

#Cade Answered #SEE I TOLD U I CANT JUST CHOOSE FIVE.#heirofbreaths

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smellycinnamonthundahfudge · 5 years

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spideychelle aesthetic aus pt. 2

hahahahahaha wassup folks. ok so why am i posting my other aesthetic aus ideas on this day of spideychelle month week 4? cus today is ENEMIES TO LOVERS!SPIDEYCHELLE DAYYY YAAAAYYY

and i just realized that damn all my aus could fall under enemies to lovers hahaha

time for aesthetic au #2 the peraltiago/parkerjones (that’s what PJ actually stands for hahaha)/PJ au where mj is a detective in brooklyn, ny and spider-man is her confidential informant, eventual secret bf, and vigilante she has a long standing year long bet with on who can get more criminals locked up

*braces myself for longass explanation for me caring so much bout this au* breathes and sigh

listen... i’ve wanted to get this off my chest for so long and i mean absolutely no offense whatsoever... but the superhero love interest being a reporter is an overdone fucking trope and i hate it sfm whew

and listen okay, here’s the thing. i seriously believe that mj being a cop would be like the best thing ever. it would show mj being her own self proclaimed badass in her own right as well, that she doesn’t need to be a superhero to help other people, HER INQUISITIVE MURDER OBSESSED QUALITY WOULD FIT RIGHT IN, aannnddddd the dynamic of a superhero dating a cop is so raw for so much story i’m shocked it isn’t done more often (yes i’m aware miles’ dad is a cop, but like i said, DATING is a diff thing entirely from parent lol)

and i justt aaughhhhh reread the stuff i said at the start and tell me you wouldnt wanna see that shit

peter informing mj about the comings and goings of the criminal underlife and vice versa? YAASSSS

them keeping their relationship a secret cus the controversy of a cop dating a superhero/vigilante? YAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSS

THEM HAVING BETS ON WHO GETS MORE CRIMINALS LOCKED UP??? FUCKING YAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

and another thing, peraltiago and spideychelle have so much goddamn similarities. SO MUCH. click here to see em all cus they start off of someone else’s post. but seriously SOO MUUCCHHHH

this au makes so much goddamn sense and i need someone to fucking validate me already

seeing a black woman be a detective in a superhero movie would be so fucking badass imo. tell me this girl isn’t made for this au. COME FUCKING AT ME, BISHES

(they’re enemies to lovers cus that’s the route peraltiago went hehe. so it’d be something along the lines of spidey and mj being on opposite sides at first cus she’s the law and he’s a vigilante, but then they end up working together instead and even dating hahaha yaayyy. come at me bishes)

and come on you cant tell me mj as a cop in ny and spidey being a vigilante isnt a fucking aesthetic bc we all very well know that it is

#spideychelle #spideychelle is canon bitches #spideychelle month #spideychellemonth #to keep the spideychelle dream alive #<3 #zendaya #rue bennett #peraltiago #michelle jones #mj #peter parker #spider-man #b99

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muyemperor · 5 years

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I was looking through your sfm stuff and I love it!! It's amazing and the titanfall au is incredible!! I was gonna ask if I could possibly write a story based off of the photos of the au? Obviously I would say where I got the idea and everything like that. 8) just got struck by the idea but wanted to make sure you'd be ok with it : P

asngjnfhsfjbn go ahead!!!! I would love to read what you wrote, I have been meaning to write my own but uuuhh....writing. Anyways go for it!!!!!!! thanks for asking and future crediting lol

#you've been asked #eeeeeeeee im so glad you enjoy my titanfall au :3 #Anonymous

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starryhedgehog · 5 years

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hi hI HI!!! just dropping by on here to say your Hogwarts au is awesome, your writing is awesome, YOU'RE AWESOME ja;sldkfjaslk;df just finished reading it and I'm all giddy lol. ugh I love it sfm. ok that's all byeee :)

HI MEC!! oh my gosh aahfjdjdjdkk TYSM! This makes me so so happy bc I love Hogwarts AU’s and seeing that you liked it makes me so so happy ty for telling me this omg 💗💗💗💕💕💕

#you’re SO SWEET #also i cant believe i ddnt answer this sooner soorry!!

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kazualbrekkuparchive · 7 years

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omg ship meme for whoeverrr

{ super long ship meme }

“whoever” lmaooo nice ruby, ANYWAY

CHARLIE & HOLLY

who would be the one to randomly adopt a puppy without consultationwow holly!! she’s also a veterinary student SO

who’s the first to wake up in the morningholly tbh good luck getting charlie to wake up honestly

who would suggest a quickie in the morning before worklol CHARLIE

who distracts the other from trying to work at homealso charlie omg, holly can forget abt studying

who stays up until 2 readinghollyyy

who stares at their partner while they’re sleepingwow, they’re so extra both of them

who asks to go get ice cream like a five year oldomg i feel like holly would!

who would force the other to take aesthetic pictures of themumm i feel like holly would be the gf who takes nice candids without charlie ever asking and then charlie catches her she either sticks out her tongue and makes a silly face or go full on #SexySmize there’s no in between

who would do stuff they think is stupid just to make the other one happyboth of them!! they wouldnt even think its stupid!! i cant believe these girls!

who picks out the horror movies to watch just so the other will cling to themwow, charlieee

who is constantly studying and who is constantly trying to distract themif holly think she can study around her she’s WRONG

who initiates the facetime calls whenever they’re separatedhollyy?? charlie would too unless she’s feeling particularly bitter that day over chris

who is more likely to storm out after a fight and who is more likely to cry when they docharlie would def… storm out damn

who stays up way too late binge-watching their favorite showscharlie!! she makes holly watch her trash tv too cos they cant miss an episode of antm ok

who bites the other’s ear when they’re feeling friskycharlieee

who sprays the other with water when they’re washing the cari feel like holly would??

who has more fun decorating the house during holidaysholly def would, charlie just has more fun with holidays cos she’s around

who is more likely to give the silent treatment when they’re mad at the otheri dont think either of them would tbh but charlie would def be more passive aggressive

who plays with the others’ hair moreholllyyy

who is more likely to climb all over the other one when they’re boredcharlie jkdjkd

who tries to kiss the other as often as they canwow both of them! they want all the kisses please

who pouts when the other one tells them to shut the fuck upi dont think holly would tell her to shut up but like in a nicer way and charlie would still pout

who initiates the sex and who walks away when the other is riled upi wanna say charlie would do smth like that but you gotta be wildin if you think she has the patience so NEITHER

who always forgets the umbrella and who holds it when they actually have onecharlie would forget all the damn time and holly probs hold it tbh

who demands showering first in the morningsholly can since shes the one up first probs

who sneaks into the shower with the other one in the morningsumm charlie!

who prefers riding the roller coasters and who prefers playing the gamescharlie for rollercoasters and holly might like games?? she’s going to try and get holly to ride the coasters tho!

who will text the other one thirty times in a row until they respondboth of them i feel?? like especially holly when charlie’s at a night out or whatever

who always forgets to charge their phone overnightcharlie!!

who comes up behind the other and slide their hands into their back pocketscharlie would i think??

who tries to get hugs from the other as often as they canwow Big Mood for both of them!! charlie loves her hugs sfm omg

who is louder and who constantly has the tell the other to be quietcharlie is louder but idt holly could tell her to be quiet all the time holly knows she lowkey messy

ASH & VAN

who would be the one to randomly adopt a puppy without consultationwell neither of them can tbh

who’s the first to wake up in the morningi think it depends? like they probably wake up at the same time cos whoever does wakes the other up and sometimes theyve been driving the whole night so they sleep in for a lil and then others they gotta be out of there at like sunrise

who would suggest a quickie in the morning before worklmao work but if u mean a quickie in morning before they head out then both

who distracts the other from trying to work at homework!! sure!! both of them are forever distracting each other they need #attention

who stays up until 2 readingneither?? lmAO they stay up doing other things

who stares at their partner while they’re sleepingwow affection ummm ash would tbh

who asks to go get ice cream like a five year oldvan!! and then spends forever trying to decide on a flavor and ash is like baaabe

who would force the other to take aesthetic pictures of themi feel like van would tbh

who would do stuff they think is stupid just to make the other one happyumm ash!!

who picks out the horror movies to watch just so the other will cling to themkjsdkd ash might do that tbh just to see if they scare her

who is constantly studying and who is constantly trying to distract themstudy PLS but if they did like an au or whatever neither of them would study and both of them would distract each other

who initiates the facetime calls whenever they’re separatedi dont think this really applies since theyre on the run and all and dont even have proper phone but if it did in an au or whatever i can see both of them being all petty like “i did it the last time so THEY SOULD DO IT THIS TIME”

who is more likely to storm out after a fight and who is more likely to cry when they dowow both of them are equally likely to storm out? neither cry? they just destroy stuff then fuck and make up

who stays up way too late binge-watching their favorite shows…not to be nsfw but tbh if by favorite shows u mean watching porn together…

who bites the other’s ear when they’re feeling friskyumm both!!

who sprays the other with water when they’re washing the carthey dont have time to wash whatever car theyre in at the time kdfjkdf

who has more fun decorating the house during holidayslol what holidays but ahhh idk hmm

who is more likely to give the silent treatment when they’re mad at the otherneither

who plays with the others’ hair moreash! van too tbh!

who is more likely to climb all over the other one when they’re boreddef both!

who tries to kiss the other as often as they canashhh

who pouts when the other one tells them to shut the fuck upthey both tell each other to shut the fuck up and neither of them do

who initiates the sex and who walks away when the other is riled upi can def see van doing this damn :/

who always forgets the umbrella and who holds it when they actually have onethey dont have an umbrelllaaa lmao

who demands showering first in the morningsboth of them! then they fight! then they shower together!

who sneaks into the shower with the other one in the morningsboth would tho

who prefers riding the roller coasters and who prefers playing the gamesrollercoasters for bothhh tbh

who will text the other one thirty times in a row until they respondvan! ash too probs

who always forgets to charge their phone overnightboth of them probably lmaoo

who comes up behind the other and slide their hands into their back pocketsvannn

who tries to get hugs from the other as often as they cani think theyre more ‘jumping each others bones’ than the hugging kind tbh

who is louder and who constantly has the tell the other to be quieti mean theyre both v loud together

MATTHIAS & AUDREY

who would be the one to randomly adopt a puppy without consultationaudreyyyy af

who’s the first to wake up in the morningdef matthias!!

who would suggest a quickie in the morning before workmatthias… but audrey too if she’s up lmao

who distracts the other from trying to work at homedkfjkkjdf we both know its audrey

who stays up until 2 readingboth of them! together! so domestic!

who stares at their partner while they’re sleepingmatthias… i hate him

who asks to go get ice cream like a five year oldaudrey omgg

who would force the other to take aesthetic pictures of themaudrey 100% im cryin

who would do stuff they think is stupid just to make the other one happymatthias would but so would sheee

who picks out the horror movies to watch just so the other will cling to themlmaooo maybe matthias but if audrey doesnt like the movie you know shes shutting it down and theyre watching something she wants

who is constantly studying and who is constantly trying to distract themneither are in school anymore but audrey 100% in our college au FUCK

who initiates the facetime calls whenever they’re separatedaudrey??

who is more likely to storm out after a fight and who is more likely to cry when they doaudrey would storm off but idt matthias has cried… yet

who stays up way too late binge-watching their favorite showshmm maybe her

who bites the other’s ear when they’re feeling friskywow both of them are frisky af!

who sprays the other with water when they’re washing the carif they ever did audrey would

who has more fun decorating the house during holidaysalso audrey i feel like cos she’s so #aesthetic

who is more likely to give the silent treatment when they’re mad at the othermatthias as hell!

who plays with the others’ hair morematthiasss!

who is more likely to climb all over the other one when they’re boredlmaoo audrey!

who tries to kiss the other as often as they canwhen theyre together both of the rip

who pouts when the other one tells them to shut the fuck uphe would say it more… nicely but audrey pouts

who initiates the sex and who walks away when the other is riled upkdfjdfkjkj umm that gifset when he gets that call??? matthias af lmaoo

who always forgets the umbrella and who holds it when they actually have onematthias holds it, i think they’d both remember tho

who demands showering first in the morningsif she’s up, audrey would

who sneaks into the shower with the other one in the morningsaudrey? matthias too tbh!

who prefers riding the roller coasters and who prefers playing the gamescollege au where matthias wins her cute gifts and she forces him to ride the rollecoasters

who will text the other one thirty times in a row until they respondi feel like audrey might??

who always forgets to charge their phone overnightummm also audrey maybeee

who comes up behind the other and slide their hands into their back pocketsboth of them!

who tries to get hugs from the other as often as they canaudreyyyyy, matthias love it tho

who is louder and who constantly has the tell the other to be quietwow audrey is louder and matthias does constantly have to tell her to be quiet

KATYA & MAXINE

who would be the one to randomly adopt a puppy without consultationi feel like max might omg?

who’s the first to wake up in the morninglol they both sleep in probs

who would suggest a quickie in the morning before workummm both of them!

who distracts the other from trying to work at homelol kat would tbh

who stays up until 2 readingneither? i dont thin

who stares at their partner while they’re sleepingmax maybeee?

who asks to go get ice cream like a five year oldomg max!

who would force the other to take aesthetic pictures of themkat probs would tbh

who would do stuff they think is stupid just to make the other one happyboth of them would!

who picks out the horror movies to watch just so the other will cling to them…max plEASE

who is constantly studying and who is constantly trying to distract themwell they arent studying but max is still trying to distract her

who initiates the facetime calls whenever they’re separatedahhh kat cos max is #busy on tour

who is more likely to storm out after a fight and who is more likely to cry when they dokat would def storm out

who stays up way too late binge-watching their favorite showsi feel like this is max?

who bites the other’s ear when they’re feeling friskylmaooo kat!

who sprays the other with water when they’re washing the carmaxxx

who has more fun decorating the house during holidaysprobably also max tbh

who is more likely to give the silent treatment when they’re mad at the otherneither of them??

who plays with the others’ hair moremax!

who is more likely to climb all over the other one when they’re boredboth of them damn but also max tho

who tries to kiss the other as often as they canhmm max maybe??

who pouts when the other one tells them to shut the fuck upjkjkcjdks kat loves listening to max so much so maybe shes the one pouting

who initiates the sex and who walks away when the other is riled upplease they dont have the patience

who always forgets the umbrella and who holds it when they actually have oneummm i feel like theyd both forget and enjoy the rain tbh

who demands showering first in the morningskatt and max would let her tbh

who sneaks into the shower with the other one in the morningsprobs both of themmm

who prefers riding the roller coasters and who prefers playing the gamesboth of them like roller coasters?

who will text the other one thirty times in a row until they respondi feel like max would?

who always forgets to charge their phone overnightlol max and its a problem cos she has to travel

who comes up behind the other and slide their hands into their back pocketsmax!!

who tries to get hugs from the other as often as they cankaaatttt maybe

who is louder and who constantly has the tell the other to be quiettheyre both loud i think? kat might be a lil louder?

ARIES & FELIX

who would be the one to randomly adopt a puppy without consultationwow aries might tbh!

who’s the first to wake up in the morningfelix if he has a flight or smth but aries otherwise cos he’d let him sleep in

who would suggest a quickie in the morning before workaries!!

who distracts the other from trying to work at homeneither of them really work from home but… BOTH

who stays up until 2 readinghmm aries maybe?

who stares at their partner while they’re sleepingdamn :/ aries might cos he’s scared of Feelings

who asks to go get ice cream like a five year oldwow they cant go outside and be pictured together lmaooo but maybe aries

who would force the other to take aesthetic pictures of themlfjldjf please felix is a model! every picture if aesthetic af! aries would love taking them too!

who would do stuff they think is stupid just to make the other one happy… both of them probs and never admit it

who picks out the horror movies to watch just so the other will cling to themariesss might he needs an excuse to cling apart from sex tbh

who is constantly studying and who is constantly trying to distract themstudy pls… but both of them are super distracting ://

who initiates the facetime calls whenever they’re separatedfelix maybe?

who is more likely to storm out after a fight and who is more likely to cry when they doummm i feel like the both might storm out?

who stays up way too late binge-watching their favorite showsumm both maybe? they watch them together in bed cos theyre too far behind and both of them need to catch uo

who bites the other’s ear when they’re feeling friskyIDHFKHK both!

who sprays the other with water when they’re washing the carfelixxx

who has more fun decorating the house during holidayshmmm they probable cant stand holidays with their families lmaooo but maybe felix when theyre with each other?

who is more likely to give the silent treatment when they’re mad at the otheraries would be… terrible at giving him silent treatment so maybe felix

who plays with the others’ hair moreahhh def aries, felix’s hair is so fluffy he loves

who is more likely to climb all over the other one when they’re boredwow both of them!

who tries to kiss the other as often as they canummm both of them but they try not be obvious about it

who pouts when the other one tells them to shut the fuck uplmao both of them would probably tell each other and both of them would pout

who initiates the sex and who walks away when the other is riled upjdfjksd omg hc felix has to go because of a shoot or whatever and aries is all like ???FUCK??? but then he has to get back at him ://

who always forgets the umbrella and who holds it when they actually have onewow both of them would forget but its ok cos they have other people to hold it for them

who demands showering first in the morningsfelix probs

who sneaks into the shower with the other one in the morningsboth of them have zero qualms abt it

who prefers riding the roller coasters and who prefers playing the gamesthey’d both go for the roller coasters probably but hc that one of them wins the other something and they internally melt cos they might get expensive gifts but this one is PERSONAL

who will text the other one thirty times in a row until they respondfelix maybe aries tries hard to maintain his #chill aesthetic

who always forgets to charge their phone overnightfelix!

who comes up behind the other and slide their hands into their back pocketsariess probably

who tries to get hugs from the other as often as they can…aries like damn those abs tho sos

who is louder and who constantly has the tell the other to be quietummm both of them are loud and neither tell each other to be quiet

#eizawrites #meme: answered #m: ash kline #m: aries esparza #m: charlotte wilson #m: matthias hawthorne #m: katya rollins #otp: all i need in this life of sin #otp: aries x felix #otp: my favourite what if #otp: you were all i wanted but not like this #otp: your love is my drug

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