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feralnumberfive · 2 years

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Five: *has done nothing wrong and has just arrived in a new timeline/universe after getting his arm cut off and almost dying from getting the life zapped out of him*

Luther immediately after being resurrected: Five where's my wife you piece of shit I'm gonna beat your ass

Diego also to Five who has done nothing wrong: Yeah beat his ass!

#what the fuck was this moment because it's not Five's fault they ended there?? and Diego knows that too??#Luther I love you but that was so shitty the writers made him such a huge simp in S3 that threatens his brother and immediately blames him #after he arrives in a new universe without even knowing if Five did anything #Luther I'm so sorry the writers keep changing you I'm sad but also fuck you for just this scene #tua #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy #tua s3 #tua spoilers #tua s3 spoilers #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #number five #five hargreeves

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randomness-for-life · 2 months

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Finished replaying Apollo Justice and I forgot how truly GAY Klavier and Apollo are for each other

#apologies for the poor photo quality my switch was not responding to my phone #but Klavier!!! Man fell head over HEELS for Apollo the moment he saw him JDBBSH #it’s been five year since I’ve played Apollo Justice so I forgot how much they simp for one another #especially Klavier Jdbsbsj like he mentions ladies love him a lot as a rock star but he also keeps talking about Apollo DJNSNE #ace attorney #klavier x apollo #klapollo #ace attorney apollo justice #also the ending!! I’ve forgotten how easily Klavier turns against his toxic brother Kristoph to find the truth #he’s like hell yeah Apollo let’s find the truth together and take my insane brother down 🤝🤝#like only romantic partners can successfully take down a toxic brother/mentor together KDBSBBEHE

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theboarsbride · 7 months

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*smacks him* This lad can fit so much imperialistic hubris-

Hiiiii Sir John what's uuuuppp??😘(and Fitzjames heyyy)

He is wife to me. I'll marry him as to spare you all of his all-dooming stupidity💕 I need him carnally

#the terror #the terror amc #sir john franklin #james fitzjames #ciaran hinds #jojo simps #yall give me five minutes and I'll **** *** ********* ***** *** ** ***👹💦#jojo needs her Old Man™️ or else crimes will be committed #(also about damn time i doodled him i need to doodle him more i love his old droopy face sm *mwah*❤)#the terror fanart #ciarán hinds

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spaciebabie · 2 years

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hey guys remember this post

took some getting used to (and a bbl) but(t) he came around

the lunatics are not the culprit but if they were ta see what fazbear frights did ta him, they would approve

#fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf ass hell #springtrap #william afton #fuckinnnnn giving all the characters i simp for huge fuckin dumpies is a show of affection #aifjdskdjfksdjfksdjfksjdfs #au: fnaf ass hell #two arts in one day??? whoag!!!!#i fucking hate him he's such a bastard i love him #i cant get. the va's voice outta my head. its smooth like butter.#good lord help me #suggestive #spacie scribbles

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bones-of-a-rabbit · 9 months

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So…

I may or may not be obsessed with your Afton Virus AU, and so I may or may not have made a whole oneshot about it.

This story follows the point of view of a legal department head working for Fazbear Entertainment and their

encounter with a certain individual and their two animatronic friends.

Includes:

Descriptions of torture, not too explicit talk about gore though, other than a few offhanded mentions of blood. Still, a little touchy for people who might be squeamish.

PS: Y/N is 100% inspired by Sonya Falsworth from Secret Invasion. Her witty dialogue masking a total psychopath is a perfect match for Y/N and you can’t tell me otherwise.

Expect more. (If I have the motivation)

From a very, very sleep-deprived amateur writer.

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“Ah, you’re finally awake! Was wondering when you’d wake up.”

A voice called out from your blurry vision, your eyes were bombarded by bright fluorescent lights. Your shirt was soggy, in fact all of you were soggy. Where the hell were you?

“Who are you?”

The mysterious figure in front of you chuckled, standing up from their metal foldable chair. You got a better look at them, dressed in a black polo shirt with the Fazbear Entertainment branding pasted on.

Mechanics Supervisor

You looked at their hands, covered by gloves. They were twitching. They held an almost uncanny smile, the hat they were wearing covering up their eyes, not letting you truly see their full face.

“You seriously don’t remember me? Seriously?”

The figure chuckled again, their tone mocking and brimming with psychopathic enthusiasm. They returned to their seat.

“Well, just to jog your memory I’m the person who had their hands mangled a year ago thanks to your shitshow of a company!”

Oh, them.

You remember that case well, one of the worse you’ve seen. Sure, worse incidents had happened before but what made this one so bad was that unlike the others, the victim was still alive, and capable of suing.

Thank god they didn’t, all the bad press was already overwhelming for the PR department. One lawsuit was all it would have taken to bring that whole place down to the ground.

In addition, you got a suitable promotion for helping handle that case while causing minimum damages to the company’s image.

You are brought out of your trip down memory lane however, by another piece of dialogue from the person in front of you.

“Now, you’re probably wondering what you’re doing here. You see those wires clipped to your chair?”

You looked down, the shaky wooden chair you were sitting on was damp as well. In addition, the blue plastic wires were there, as promised.

“Those are used to charge the animatronics if the charging booths aren’t working. In fact, over there you’ll see my two lovely boys operating the emergency battery that goes along side it.”

You turned to your left, seeing the aforementioned battery, bright red with a Freddy logo in the middle, sitting on a toppled filing cabinet being used as a makeshift table.

The aforementioned “two lovely boys” were to your surprise, the daycare attendants that you remember very vividly having to settle a case involving dead children around. What the hell were they doing here?

“Now, I’m going to ask you a few questions regarding the security system of the main Fazbear office, and if you answer you get to live!”

You cough, your voice coming out rough and coarse.

“And if I don’t?”

“Well, then let’s just say that I didn’t splash you with water for no reason, ay?”

The figure pointed towards the daycare attendants, the two perking up like lost puppies and fiddling with a piece of machinery near the battery.

“How would you feel about 200 volts of electricity going through your veins? Not enough to kill you, but enough to leave you teetering on the edge.”

“…”

“As expected. Now, let me ask you, what are all the passcodes to all 30 doors that lead up to the CEO’s office?”

“…”

“I’d suggest talking before I make you see hell itself. Most people would agree with me I’d think, well at least the smart ones. You a smart one?”

“…”

“Alright, didn’t think so. Buttercup?”

You turn to your left, the sun-themed daycare attendant eagerly pressing on a button on the machinery, before you knew it…

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Your body was steaming.

Your nerves burned.

You are coughing blood.

Your breathing was heavy.

Your heart beat so fast, it felt like it was going the speed of light.

“Now, you willing to talk now?”

You coughed, droplets of blood leaving your mouth and your throat being in incredible pain.

“Fuck… off.”

“Well then, that was rude.”

The figure got off their chair, clapping their hands. The daycare attendants walked over cheerfully, like puppies being called over by their owner.

“Buttercup, blackbird, could you handle our guest?”

The two animatronics enthusiastically nodded in unison.

“Sure thing, sunshine!”

“We’ll do our best, starlight.”

“I knew I could count on you two.”

With a kiss to both of them, the figure left the room, flipping off the lights on their way out. Leaving you alone with two animatronics that had super-human strength, in the dark.

Their vivid fluorescent purple eyes stared into your soul, acting as the only light source in the room and shining a purple-tinted light onto your face. They raised their hands, full with tools likely stolen from parts and service.

Was that a drill?

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ANON I LOVE YOU PLS MARRY MEEEEEEEEE

I LOVELOVELOVE THISSS AUGH LOVE LOVE LOVE AFTON'D READER!!! AND THEIR TWO LOVELY BOYS AAAAAAA IM DEAD THEYRE TOO CUTE YOUR HONOR

afton reader, a horrible lil monster of a person, killing ppl on the regular: calls Sun and Moon cute names me:

#is it valid to simp for a writing style. no? ok nice *simps anyway*#anon. whoever u r. i love. u #ive read this five times fsjdfshdfjshdfs #tw gore #tw torture #tw murder #tw violence #afton au reader #afton virus au #fnaf au #fnaf sun/moon x reader #writing submission #fanfic of a fanfic #writing to be adored #anonymous submission #also afton'd reader smooching th bois right after torturing a whole entire human being in front of them and the bois being like <3 over it?#peak. perfection. i love them #man i have to draw this i love them so much

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sereignity · 11 months

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been obsessing on you ever since i've watched umbrella academy.

#five hargreeves #aidan gallagher #umbrella academy #netflix #series #i can't help but to simp #i love him #SO MUCH

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j3llyf1shdust · 5 months

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am artis

#my art #traditional art #lego monkie kid #yeah idk #ava #animator vs animation #is it possible to platonically simp for a character because every time i look at mk i want to give him a double high five #lmk mk #lmk qi xiaotian #freenoodleshipping #lmk freenoodles #doodles #haha yeet #i love him

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rithiathemoth · 9 months

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Some art I made for a Rain World fanfiction I'm working on! This is for a special event! I'm so happy with how it turned out, I hope you guys enjoy it too! (Forgot the link, thx for pointing it out XD: https://www.wattpad.com/story/349583170-five-pebbles-x-reader-fanfiction)

#rain world #iterator #five pebbles #fanfic #fanfiction #x reader #I love drawing space >w<#meteor shower art #wattpad #new chapter #FP x Reader #bc I am a simp #and I'm not alone >:)

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12am-motivation · 1 year

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Kanata Appreciation Post

(Episode 2: Wave Crest)

#HE SPEAKS #i love how they did his war era hair #the calm before the storm 😔#kanata shinkai #shinkai kanata #ryuseitai #five eccentrics #五奇人 #element #エレメント #ensemble stars element #ensemble stars #enstars #あんさんぶるスターズ！#mo's simping hours #mo rambles into the void #spoilers

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zumbify · 1 year

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PAY OR TAKE THE HEAT!!!

#rockstar freddy #fnaf 6 #fnaf pizzeria simulator #FNAF fanart #fivenightsatfreddysfanart #five nights at freddy's #fnaf 6 pizzeria simulator apk #fnaf 6 fanart #i just love rockstar freddy #im coming out.. im a freddy simp...#fnaf art

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lokislytherin · 1 year

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streamer daniel au?

ok so i’m a vtuber watcher right. i Get the parasocial thing. lemme get to it im just gonna make this in bullet points

1) daniel is a streamer: he’s wannabe pro gamer! went from “i’m gonna game and beat up enemies as stress relief bc i get bullied irl” as a middle schooler to a high schooler being like “actually i can make some good money out of this” bc he got a growth spurt and went from og daniel to current daniel, his real name is park hyungseok (they all use their korean names) but he streams under the name ‘daniel’ and wears a mask to prevent being completely doxxed. it was beomjae’s idea bc you can’t tell me he’s also a gamer (he and daniel are a lot closer in this bc 1) jay does not go to the same skl 2) vasco and jinsung are not gamers and they both want Gamer Bros yk and daniel is hilarious when he malds he daipans and everything and beomjae has the time of his life watching daniel scream at npcs)

2) daniel uses pet names a lot: he calls people baby, sweetheart, honey, jagiya bc he’s a pretty boy and fansa pays SO WELL. he also does bfe sometimes so imagine he’s like vox akuma from nijisanji en fourth wave luxiem. hot guy with a smooth, comforting voice calls you baby. i’d be dead in seconds. people like lala kim eat that shit up

3) you know who also eats that up? hong jaeyeol. bc he’s gay and daniel is like The hot guy who coincidentally plays the same video games as jaeyeol (who games bc he’s a hikikomori loser /j), it starts from jaeyeol going “yo jaehye look there’s a guy who plays this game too i’m not the only one” to “o fuck he made me a mod bc i helped him bonk the backseaters” to “he. he just called me baby. excuse me im gonna pass out” (’jace’ is daniel’s other mod. the duality of having nice mod ‘asdf’ (jaeyeol) and mean mod ‘jacepogg’ (beomjae))

4) they graduate from high school and they end up at the same uni (STEM major jay? med jay? law jay? poll needed? + compsci major jace + business major daniel, they’re all in the same free elective (still unknown) with the rest of the j high gang) and hyungseok catches jaeyeol playing the video game (bc he’s bored, he’s just taking this for the credits he alr knows all the content) and he’s like “YO. you’re good” and jaeyeol’s like !!!!! bc those are daniel’s eyes?? is this guy daniel?? daniel his ‘celeb’ crush is sitting next to him??

5) they become friends and at some point jaeyeol casually reveals he’s a yt mod for a gamer and hyungseok like wait. WAIT. and the reveal actually happens bc daniel’s mod ‘asdf’ and hyungseok’s bestie hong jaeyeol text the same way + react the same way to being called pet names

#i sent scarle my first superchat ever bc first month anniversary of her membership (gifted memba thankuuuu)#me: might not be able to make it to ur bday stream tmr but i hope you know that ily scarle wub u MUAH #her (currently with a sore throat and half a voice): awww thank you rina you're so sweet i love you baby muah #me on the verge of passing out: s- supa virginity t-tskr-#when she calls me by name i go 🥺#she called me honey once and baby today and i was just like. zoning out for the next five minutes recalling the memory #i write jay well bc like him i am also a simp for individuals of the same gender as me (real)#lookism #lookism au #lookism fic #ficling?#janiel #jaeseok #hong jaeyeol #jay hong #daniel park #park hyungseok

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aceinacloset · 1 year

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Guys, Gales, and non binary pals, I need to talk about this, cause for some reason it makes me laugh the more I think about it.

What is the FNAF franchise (books specifically) and making Baby a skinny legend and a breakable twig.

I don't get it

Like look at this sh- tf ( while eleanor isn't really Baby, she sure took her drip) I don't get it because dare I remind you

Baby is 7'2 and built like a brick wall, she could pick me up easy and throw me and these books want me to believe they are the same...hell no

I love baby being 7'2 and able to crush my ribs in with one foot.

While the graph novel doesn't make the skinny Baby from the fourth closet overly sexual.

It still doesn't change my problem with it.

Why make Baby thin, (yeah I know most likely fan service) but come on why Circus Baby out of every character why her, and also we must not forget while I believe and have made endless art interpreting Baby and liz as two separate entities sharing one body ( mostly because SL seemed to make it clear they were two separate people sharing one body) canon does not interpret them that way by all extention on canons front they are now one, which makes all this gross...

Bring back baby being a 7'2 mech. in the books canon fnaf, the best Baby is the one that could end you easy that's what made her cool and creepy.

#fnaf #fnaf sister location #aceinacloset rambles #fnaf books #circus baby #five nights at freddy's #i also may have simped a bit while writting this #baby being 7'2 brick wall mech of doom is why i love her #she could pick me up throw me over her shoulders and i sire as hell ain't getting off #she could kill me and take my skin and I'd be like 'all for you bby.'😊😊🥰🥰#have I become a Circus Baby fan account...yes will i continue...yes

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the-solar-system52 · 3 months

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Vanessa and DCA once again got left out of promotional material so now I'm just picturing them as the friends that watch movies and eat a ridiculous amount of chocolate on February 14th because neither of them got a valentine