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nimmie-nugget · 10 months

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⚠️IGNORE ALL OF THIS SINCE IM WORKING ON A PROPER INTRODUCTION RN⚠️

No but srsly tf did I do to Mui’s chin💀💀 the shadings also terrible 😔

Hi! I’m Chip! I’m a Female!(IM BOT CHIP IM NIM PLS IM NIM NIM NIM NIM)

and I love interacting with others! Don’t be shy to dm me🤗 I’d never skip an opportunity to make new friends! I’m a loner irl🥲

My content will mostly be about the Tokito twins but I will happily do other characters too!

I will gladly do your requests and if you want something specific please add some context!

I am not entirely fixated on Demon Slayer! Please scroll down and read “Extra Note”

Time zone: PST

Do not use my shit without permission! Thx :)

(👆—It’s not like their going to cuz have u seen what u wrote💀💀)

~RULES~

-No Smut

-No Incest

-No Phedopilia

Can be platonic, just specify what kind of relationship it is :)

Anything that I did not mention in the rules will be accepted!

~IMPORTANT~

Please do add some context so I know where I’m starting off, it’s just like- I’m terrible at starting things off 😭!

It can also be any AU you’d like!

If AU is not mentioned, the AU will immediately be chosen by me, and please specify if you want it to be a Oneshot or Headcannons!

Edit: why do I have 👆 here 😃?? AU would be original if not specified 😋

I can’t guarantee my fanfics will be as good, since I’m new to writing. (Not new anymore but I’m still using this as an excuse 🗿✨)

I do hope my fanfics live up to your expectations <3 (YEAHHH!! Don’t be disappointed if it didn’t live up to your expectations because I friggin put my efforts and shit in there 😤❤️)

~Extra Note~

Note for Xreader

I just want to mention the fandoms I write for Xreader~

Fandoms~

-Demon Slayer Tokito Twins are my main focus, tho I don’t mind if you want to request a different [Character] X Reader.

-MHA only the Todoroki Family.

-Helluva Boss Helluva Boss is not an excuse for nsfw. There will be a few suggestive content in Helluva Boss. A LOT of vulgar language, not just swearing but I will censor the words with ‘*’

-Hazbin Hotel Season 1 yuppy

-Yandere Simulator apparently the fandom is still somehow alive so I shall write 😎.

-Toilet-bound Hanako-kun Reboot yuppyyyy

-Five Nights at Freddy’s Strictly Platonic. Do specify the relationship between the character and reader when requesting.

-Security Breach Strictly Platonic. Do specify the relationship between the character and reader when requesting.

-Ruin DLC Strictly Platonic. Do specify the relationship between the character and reader when requesting.

-Migi To Dali these twins istg, thought they were genius’s in the beginning but turns out there idiots and I respect that. 🗿☕️

-The Amazing Digital Circus We have all gone too far in simping to turn back now. 😔

-Murder Drones V stan here, if she doesn’t make a comeback I’m gonna cry for the rest of my life.

And that is all for now~ I will update “Extra Note” as I get introduced to others fandoms!

P.s I know Fnaf, Security Breach, and Ruin DLC are from the same fandom but I just thought I should make it separate.

~SERIES~

Forever Infinity Hashira/Alive Yuichiro AU [Currently in a Re-making.] <No xreader>

👆I lied it’s never coming out 😋👍

~MASTERLIST~

Demon Slayer [No XReader]

Demon Slayer

Todoroki Family

Helluva Boss

Hazbin Hotel

Yandere Simulator [Coming soon…]

Toilet-bound Hanako-kun [Coming soon…]

Five Nights at Freddy’s [Coming soon…]

Security Breach [Coming soon…]

Ruin DLC [Coming soon…]

Migi To Dali [Coming soon…]

The Amazing Digital Circus [Coming soon…]

Murder Drones [Coming soon…]

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chizz · 2 years

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Before I release episodes later tonight here's something I thought of. And let's say their all human(?)

The cast of FNAF but Gen Z:

Okay, the cast was so fun to work with. And Gregory being the kid he is kept touching things on set. But note...that's your kid. And Freddy was so cool when you started.

Vanessa in the back like:

You laughing nonstop cause that time you saw Gregory fall. Him pouting and you finding that adorable. Freddy calling you both superstars without filming a scene.

That time you and Gregory were filming that one scene where chica was eating in the bathroom, and Gregory made a distraction. SO GUESS WHAT HAPPENED??? SHE RAN INTO A WALL- I don't know how that's funny but you tried to hide in your laugh.

And taking small breaks on set. And Gregory falling asleep in your arms. Glamrock Freddy holding onto you both.

DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN MONTGOMERY GATOR KEPT RUNNING AFTER US AND MADE THOSE LITTLE COMMENTS?? WELL IN GREGORY EYES HE LOOKED LIKE THIS:

Montgomery had multiple voice cracks too.

"yOu wILL bRiNg mE wHaT I wAnT-"

"OoOOoooOh hE gOt a vOiCe cRaCk." "Shut up Y/N!" Man was blushing nonstop after you did that.

EVERYTHING WAS DIFFERENT WHEN YOU SAW THESE TWO..GIVE ME MY WATER BOTTLE PLEASE.

These two caught your eyes. Like... literally. And those little pet names they give you. you pretend to not care about them.

Gregory: STOP THE CAP. STOP THE CAP RIGHT NOW.

this is them, and this was MADE BY @xiwk-yeh

LIKE, YOU CAN SNATCH MY HEART OUT MY CHEST AND KEEP IT. no don't do that...I need my heart. AnYwAyS. Sunny would keep teasing you.

Like whenever you come on set he's like; "well look who's 1 hour late on set! Our little Daisy!"

Now Mr.moondrop...would always scare you. But not too much.

You remember he scared you one time and that made you lose a game. But actually you weren't scared. You punched the keys of the computer and left the room. (Lmao low quality gif)

"BOO!"

"OH MY- THATS IT. IM DONE. FORGET THIS COMPUTER AND YOU. YOU MADE ME LOSE."

"Uhm...it's just call of duty-"

"did I ask?" You try to stop the tears forming in your eyes cause you could've been in 1st place.

And yeah...ppl on Wattpad simp for these two also. Take a good look at this right here.

When the series had to end, you all went into a group hug cause you didn't want it to end ;( they might recall for season 2 don't worry :)

But even though this may not be possible to ever happen......the whole cast did feel like family.

You and Gregory going home- yes, you still adopted him. DO NOT ASK. Freddy and the gang visiting you from time to time.

Sundrop and moondrop having a sleepover with Gregory.

So....tell me- THEY WOULD BE A FUN GROUP TO HANG OUT WITH.

Anyways, this is the end...episode 4 coming later tonight, and hoped you enjoyed this. It's just an idea I had !

#fnaf security breach #fnaf sb x reader insert #glamrock freddy #glamrock chica #montgomery gator #roxanne wolf #fnaf gregory #fnaf headcanons

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angy-mouse · 2 years

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Rating Your Shameful Simps

DISCLAIMER: this is of course all /lh and my attempts to be funny. I have too many skeletons in my search history to really judge but that won't stop me from initiating some clown on clown violence with yall.

Let's get into it

Asra from the Arcana game

...really? That's the most shameful character you'd read smut for? A man with a pet snake? Haven't played the game yet but he's pretty cute I'm a big fan of the white hair on poc character design I think it's cool 8/10

ok not necessarily shameful but matt murdock 😳😳

Again, really? ik damn well y'all are freakier than that bc you're here aintcha. 10/10 tho I approve

peepaw afton

All that comes up in google images is Springtrap. You don't wanna admit you're a robot fucker, huh? 0/10

william afton😞

All that comes up in google images is that 8-bit grape fucker and a scrawny brunet in a Springtrap onesie... is this young peepaw? He's not hideous, I'd say a 4/10, 7/10 if I were straight

freddy fazbear (all of them) 🏃‍♂️

Fair enough, not my type but I can't judge much. I tried to get into Foxy in middle school and now I'm super into Monty and Sun/Moon so yk. 7/10 if youre into dilfy types

Todd from Eddsworld

Google says you mean Tord, who I'm told is a robot-building communist. I can't say shit bc I read some Tom fics back when i was super into Eyeless Jack, never learned anything about Eddsworld tho. 4/10 bc i dont really like the art style, probably 6/10 if he was real

Jeff the killer

You mean the middle schooler with no eyelids? Get some help and focus on your geometry homework, creepypasta simping is for middle schoolers questioning either their gender or sexuality and haven't gotten a diagnosis for their mental issues yet and I stand by that bc I'm a shining example, 1/10

epistemological anarchism itself

I googled it and still don't know, fair enough, 7/10

the dad from httyd or that one bald butler from cruella

Stoik is fair, if you're into dilfs thats very understandable and vikings are hot, 7/10, I googled 'cruella bald butler' and mans looks like a clean shaven babish who moonlights as Agent 47 4/10

Ron Weasley

Everyone knows the twins are the hottest Weasleys 2/10

Venom

ah, the vanilla's shame. 10/10 character, I'll be here when you

optimus prime and i’m not proud of it

you shouldn't be, everyone knows if you're gonna fuck a transformer you go for Soundwave or Knockout and if you fuck an autobot you go for Bumblebee. Shameful. 2/10

Uhhh, probably Soundwave from transforms (specifically from transformers prime)

correct. 10/10 (side note i loved transformers prime it was one of the first shows i watched when i got out of my 'im only allowed to like girly things' phase and theres so many hot robots but also i lowkey had a crush on both jack and miko if im remembering names right)

I've read smut for the ninja turtles, SPECIFICALLY the 2007 movie ones, and the 2014/2016 movie ones

Incredibly valid, I was like 13-15 when the 2012 cartoon came out and in love with Raphael, then the 2014 movie came out and they were 9ft+ and so strong and they all had their little personalized accessories like mikey had a seashell necklace and they were all in like kilts/loincloths and I decided I'd be okay with any or all of them we're gonna assume (read: pray) that theyre 18-19 100/10

Bahorel, from Les Miserables (not the musical. the book. he's not mentioned in the musical. i read 2000 pages of french puns and descriptions of the paris sewer system just to read smut about an arguably minor character. ask me about the battle of waterloo i dare you. please kill me. )

Dear God. 2/10 for the character, 10/10 for the dedication.

ya ever heard of A Monster In Paris? Singing dancing giant flea named Francoeur. yeeeeea

I cannot judge, I never watched the movie but I watched that clip where she's singing while he plays his little instrument 100 times when i was like 15-16. I'm gonna judge anyway 8/10 there are hotter monsters but he is a musician so

Finally, the big whammy

munkustrap from cats (be gentle on me)

Wow. Wow. Everyone take a second, open a new tap, google it. First of all: absolutely not. There is not enough personality in the world to get my to fuck this creature. Secondly: you can't even come back with 'oh i meant this character typo aha' because there is nothing you can replace 'munkustrap' with to make this okay, because it'll still be from cats. Shame on you, shame on your cow, shame on your whole family. -9000/10

#that concludes the roast #i mean rate #angymouse #minors dni #mousesqueaks

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koris-crumbs · 2 years

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I’m Here For The Entertainment

Prev-Chapter Three-Next

A My Hero Academia group chat fic

Warnings: None besides cursing

Pairings: You guessed it, Izuku pining for Bakugo yet again. Lots of bisexual distress in this chapter.

A/N: holy crap I didn’t mean for a week to go by before posting another chapter. Thankfully this one is longer so I hope that makes up for it(: This takes place during the final exams at the end of season two. Enjoy the story yall!

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#1AllMightStan is online.

#1AllMightStan: GUYS

#1AllMightStan: I’m screaming shitting and crying 😭

#1AllMightStan: WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO

TheNewBestie is online.

MochiCheeks is online.

TheNewBestie: me, an empath, sensing Midoriya might be upset about being paired with Bakugo for the final

MochiCheeks: ROKI DONT MAKE ME LOOSE MY SHIT

MochiCheeks: aoyama givin me a funky look

#1AllMightStan: please more like Kacchans upset about being paired with me

#1AllMightStan: he looks like he’s about to throw down with All Might AND me

LegsLegs is online.

LegsLegs: You guys! You’re supposed to be watching and studying our classmates before it’s your own turns for the exam!

MochiCheeks: dekus in a crisis

LegsLegs: Hes always in a crisis.

#1AllMightStan: betrayed by the mom friend

TheNewBestie: me watching Midoriya look at Bakugo every .5 seconds

#1AllMightStan: TODOROKI

LegsLegs: Pay attention you guys! You can learn from the others!

TheNewBestie: not Iida being a little hypocritical

LegsLegs: You’re on thin ice, Todoroki.

TheNewBestie: ???

TheNewBestie: I can just make more ice???

MochiCheeks: if aoyama tries to take a peek at my phone one more damn time

#1AllMightStan: say click take a pic

MochiCheeks: is that fucking go diego go

TheNewBestie: me watching Bakugo glance down at Midoriyas phone every time he gets a notification from us

#1AllMightStan: TODOROKI STOP STARING

#1AllMightStan: I CANT BREATHE HES STANDING RIGHT BEHIND ME

MochiCheeks: rip deku-death by gay panic

TheNewBestie: he’s tryna get a sneak peek

MochiCheeks: I love all our classmates dearly but holy shit it’d be chaos if they found this gc

TheNewBestie: 👀

MochiCheeks: 👀

LegsLegs: GUYS I WILL TAKE YOUR PHONES AWAY.

Kermit is online.

Kermit: things are getting a little wild at Caillous house

#1AllMightStan: Todoroki please come over here and pretend to talk to me about something I can’t breathe

LegsLegs: Midoriya this is no time for a crisis over Bakugo.

TheNewBestie: dw I’m on my way

LegsLegs: Why do I even bother.

TheNewBestie: help is on the way dear

#1AllMightStan: not Todoroki being Ms. Doubtfire

TheNewBestie: THE WAY BAKUGO GLARED WHEN I WALKED UP

MochiCheeks: IM SHITTING THAT WAS SO FUNNY

Kermit: is midoriya astral projecting

#1AllMightStan: my soul has left my body

MochiCheeks: TODOROKI WALKED UP AND STARTED EXPLAINING FNAF LORE AND I THINK DEKU FORGOT ABOUT HIS GAY PANIC

MochiCheeks: THE FEAR IN HIS EYES AS TODOROKI RAVES ABOUT THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER

#1AllMightStan: ngl Micheal is kinda hot

TheNewBestie: right???

MochiCheeks: SOBBING AND THROWING UP

Kermit: she out here using her quirk a little too much

MochiCheeks: shush tsu

Kermit: this is a hate crime against me personally

TheNewBestie: the way Midoriya is simping for Monty now bc it’s basically Bakugo as an alligator

#1AllMightStan: and THAT was a hate crime against me personally

MochiCheeks: I love Roxy 🥴

TheNewBestie: I’m scared to say mine

#1AllMightStan: Freddy

Kermit: is it Freddy

MochiCheeks: i thought it was freddy?

TheNewBestie: it appears I’ve underestimated my own daddy issues

MochiCheeks: HA

LegsLegs: Do you guys have the slightest clue what’s going on right now?

TheNewBestie: Kirishima and Satou just got their shit rocked

LegsLegs: I would’ve worded it differently but okay.

Kermit: oh shit y’all me and Tokoyami are up

Kermit: wish me luck bitches

LegsLegs: Good luck, Tsuyu! We’ll be cheering you both on!

#1AllMightStan: you got this Asui!

MochiCheeks: GO TSU!!!

TheNewBestie: we believe in you guys

Kermit: goddamnit I thought at least one of you would say some stupid shit so I could laugh now I’m sobbing that was so wholesome

MochiCheeks: she out here like iida with the paragraph long message

Kermit: and the moment is ruined

Kermit: alr talk to you all later

Kermit is offline.

MochiCheeks: and then there were four…

#1AllMightStan: not me and Sho shimmying off

MochiCheeks: IM SOBBING BAKUGO LOOKS PISSED

#1AllMightStan: I can never go back over there now

#1AllMightStan: I think Kacchan heard me and Todoroki talking about how hot Freddy and Monty were 💀

TheNewBestie: Iida would be so proud to know we’re paying slightly more attention to this match

LegsLegs: It is only a slight improvement considering Uraraka is about to die from wheezing so much and Midoriya is just hiding behind you.

TheNewBestie: but we’re still watching

MochiCheeks: i heard iida exhale through his nose from all the way over here

#1AllMightStan: wait did Tsuyu vore the handcuffs

LegsLegs: MIDORIYA HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT VORE IS?!

#1AllMightStan: I could ask you the same Tenya Iida

LegsLegs: I don’t like this game.

#1AllMightStan: then stop playing

MochiCheeks: things are heating up

TheNewBestie: If I had a nickel for every time Bakugo glared at me for saying nice things about Midoriya I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice

#1AllMightStan: are you shitting my dick

LegsLegs: L. A. N. G. U. A. G. E

#1AllMightStan: why is it always me

LegsLegs: Because in contrast to how you act in real life, over the phone you are apparently a menace.

#1AllMightStan: don’t even act like you’re surprised

LegsLegs: I never said I was.

MochiCheeks: deku in real life 😊😳😣🤔😁

MochiCheeks: deku over the phone 🥴👹💀💃💃😎🤩🤬🥵

#1AllMightStan: WHY ARE THERE TWO DANCING EMOJIS

TheNewBestie: bc phone you would bust a move on tik tok with me and Uraraka

#1AllMightStan: if you guys want me to make a tik tok with you all you have to do is ask 😭

LegsLegs: GUYS PAY ATTENTION.

MochiCheeks: YALL

MochiCheeks: TSU :D

#1AllMightStan: omg you guys did so good!

LegsLegs: Good sportsmanship, but please pay more attention to the next couple rounds.

LegsLegs: Me and Ojiro are up next, I trust you three will behave without me supervising.

TheNewBestie: We make no promises

LegsLegs: If you could hear how loud my disappointed sigh was right now.

LegsLegs: Alright I’m off, wish me luck.

MochiCheeks: good luck iida!!!

#1AllMightStan: You got this Iida!

TheNewBestie: woooo

LegsLegs: Thank you for the enthusiasm Todoroki.

TheNewBestie: You’re welcome

LegsLegs is offline.

MochiCheeks: alr, maybe we just put our phones away until after our rounds so we don’t make dad angry?

#1AllMightStan: agreed lmao

TheNewBestie: my fate is sealed anyway based on the look Bakugo is giving me but sure

TheNewBestie: the more time to talk about fnaf the better

#1AllMightStan: oh no

MochiCheeks is offline.

#1AllMightStan: URARAKA

#1AllMightStan: COME BACK

TheNewBestie: and then there were two

#1AllMightStan: sobbing crying throwing up

#1AllMightStan is offline.

TheNewBestie is offline.

#bnha #dkbk #bakudeku #izuku midoriya #shoto todoroki #tenya lida #fanfic #mha #mha fanfiction #ochako uraraka #tsuyu asui

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arcadequeerz · 2 years

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NO UR TAGZ MADE SENSE DONT WORRY AND :wailing: THAT HURTZ SO BAD

i imagine that michael wouldnt rlly get out of the house very often other than to drop gregory off/pick him up from school and meet with his teacherz or other parentz occasionally (and work ofc). and he was a very serious person. hardly had a sense of humor to speak of. and just generally had an air of sadness around him that made him not very fun to be around. but he was very kind and polite and he loved gregory with all his heart. he promised hed be a better father than william was. and tried So Hard to keep that promise and just. be better than how he was when he was younger. and gregoryz classmatez would pick on him for his dad being such a stick in the mud and no fun. if his dad wont even let him go to freddyz he must be allergic to fun

im definitely not imagining michael post scooping beating himself up for leaving gregory alone (no matter how much that wasnt what he wanted) . hed consider himself a failure of a father and just as bad as william for abandoning gregory. he wouldnt even be surprised if gregory didnt recognize him post-scooping bc of how different he looked as a corpse

elaborating on the point i made abt michael and glamrock freddy having tension for Obvious Reasonz. i imagine that once the happy tearz and the apologiez for leaving slowz down after gregory and michael are reunited michael would try to. distance gregory away from the glamrockz and the pizzaplex in general. he wouldnt just take gregory away immediately cuz greg is very clearly attached to glamfred and the glamrockz and he wouldnt want to upset him. especially not now while thingz are still raw. but he is. almost passive aggressive and overly cautious around them cuz of previous Bad Experience with animatronicz

but eventually michael and glamfred sit down and have an Adult Conversation abt how they both care abt gregory and want to be a part of his life and hopefully they can come to a compromise where they get what they want. glamfred explainz that without vanessaz influence they Will Not hurt gregory and that the other glamrockz care abt gregory too. and michael explainz that he just wantz to make up for all the yearz he was unable to be there for greg and a bit abt his history with fazbear entertainment and why hez a living hollow corpse. and they come to a compromise where michael is offered a security guard position at the pizzaplex (since vanessa quit after glitchtrap stopped messing with her and just went off to do her own thing and the spot is vacant) and michael hesitantly acceptz and finally getz back some semblance of a normal life. he bringz gregory to work with him so the glamrockz can look after him while michael does his dutiez and he finally startz to heal from all the trauma

i still have no idea how vanny would track michael down and figure out hez gregoryz dad. maybe she did some kind of family tree thingy and targeted gregory on purpose Because of his connection to michael? and after greg helped shake malharez control shed seek out michael and drag him to the pizzaplex to reunite them. idk if that made sense. i want to make this a fic so bad

I JUST REALIZED. I DESCRIBED MICHEAL LIKE A SAD DILF. I PROMMY THAT WASNT INTENTIONAL I PROMMY I PROMMY. my true michael simp colorz are showing /lh /lh

#HJKGNRFLDSNJKLGRFJ mICHAEl just is a sad dilt 😔#GOD I WANT A FIC EITH THIS TOO. ITS SO GOOD.#And yeah He n GlamFreddy talk and he explains a bit of /why/ he is so wary of them and Freddy is appalled by what he went through #He wants Michael to know that he cares about him just as much as Gregory now- and he is always welcome here #at the pizzaplex Too if he wants to be there. and thtswhen Michael gtakes the secuirty job #and Gregory is SO EXCITED to go to the pizzaplex every night to meet the glamrocks.#Michael is just happy that he can be back in Gregory's life and make p for all the years they were apart #I def think that at some point- maybe at the reunion- Gregory is crying and asks him if he left because of him-#and Michael immediately shuts that down- no he didn't leave because of him- he didn't want to abandon him-#he loved Gregory so much and he never wanted to leave him and he just apologizes so much #and feels so awful that his son went through: So Much- and he wasn't there for him- he has so much guilt #abvout that and he swears he's going to stay- nothing can take him away again and he's going to be there #and never leave again.#HE LOVES HIS SON. SO MUCH and he just wants to make up for al lthe time he's been away.#Cade Answers #also sorry i didn't answer this sooner I fell asleep JKLGFFDKG

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cursestothemoon · 3 years

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Okay, so hi again! I have more ideas for hcs of Freddie, if that’s okay! (I just rlly am a simp for this man) anyways, maybe some hcs about watching horror movies with Fred? If not that’s totally cool, thank you! :) (Ive also got a ton of ideas for more hcs, but I will wait to request until it’s okay with you, bc I don’t wanna be a bother!:))

you are talking to literally thE BIGGEST fred simp

its honestly so embarrassing how much i talk about him

mY MOM KNOWS ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE HIM

anyway yOU ARE NOT A BOTHER

AT ALL

I LOVE WRITING FOR FREDDIE AND YOUR IDEAS ARE ALWAYS SO GREAT AND SO MUCH FUN TO WRITE SO PLEASE DONT FEEL LIKE YOURE A BOTHER BECAUSE YOURE NOT

alright so this could go one of three ways

one

he suggests watching the ‘scary movies muggles watch to feel something’

and you’re like???

alright weirdo i’ll put in saw

and he wasn’t expecting it to be so bad

really

he wasn’t

but it’s B A D

aND HE IS JUMPING AND FLINCHING AND CURSING BECAUSE

“bLOODY HELL WHY WOULD THEY MAKE SUCH A MOVIE. MUGGLES ARE THE SCARY ONES”

and you’d be fine because you’re aware of the wonders of movie magic

they just never affected you

“freddie its fake ok”

“you can look now chicken”

but if you suggested turning it off

he would argue

“tURN IT OFF. NO. IM NOT GIVING UP, IM FINE.”

hes not fine but will fight until the end

ok now lets say he suggested the movie and you say yes but you are also not big on horror movies

you guys would be hiding under the blanket together

and fred would eventually turn it off only because it was ‘bothering you so much’

aLRIGHT THE SECOND WAY IT COULD GO

fred would just walk in on you watching a scary movie

and you’d be scared but you liked that feeling

i don't understand those people

the grinch still give me nightmares but that's a conversation for another time

ok he’d start watching it with you and sure a few jumps here or there but he just wouldn’t get

he’d prefer to watch you jump

would try to comfort you

“aw darling its alright, you wanna come sit with me? I’ll keep you safe.”

would also pull pranks on you the following days that have to do with the movie

and when you can use magic the possibilities are endless

that is frightening

anYWAY

now we’ve got the third way it could go

the third way has two parts

3a, if you will

you guys are dating and he suggests the movie because he wants to see how you would react

hopefully turning to him to be your hero

and he’d put the movie on and his plan would backfire

because you hated horror movies but fred seemed so excited

this is how you ended up not being able to go anywhere alone for the next few weeks

you would insist on fred accompanying you everywhere and obviously fred was more than happy to oblige because he felt so bad

now we have 3b

again same scenario

fred suggests the horror movie

you say yes

but you guys aren't dating

you both have incredibly aggressive crushes on each other

and lee told fred that this was a full proof way of getting you snuggled up and close to fred

and he wasn't...wrong

but fred was not anticipating you to be this scared and now you were in his lap quite literally shaking

he was in a bit of predicament

preDICKament

and there was a bad jump scare and now you were hiding under his sweater

you didn’t even care about your crush anymore

you said yes because you liked him and thought how bad could it be

now that you were hiding under his sweater, and you were almost dizzy with how good he smelled

it wasn’t going to smoothly

but it did technically work out in fred’s favor

days following you would not leave his side

at all

and he'd just always have his arm around you, having you tucked into his side

he’d either really like them or really hate them

no in-between

also

saw would be a favorite

hes weird

also IT

“look at that love, the clown and i have the same shade of red hair.”

hes so annoying i love him

would be afraid of muggles because ‘who in there right mind would think of that’

#Fred Weasley #Fred Weasley imagine #fred weasley headcanons #fred weasly x reader #Harry Potter imagines

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lover-of-trash-and-people · 3 years

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shadow and bone rewatch s1e6 while drinking mid-range scotch

I wish I have a face that is as unlined and pretty as Ben Barnes' when I'm 39

Arken you dirty dirty liar

the face Alek is making at his lies that he knows are lies firstly because he knows the art of lying so well and also because he can read people very well

okay Ivan is kind of a bad bitch with his smirk at Arken's lies

alek's eyes narrowing and his little smile when Arken says 'im an entertainer' bitch I love this show

*grabs hand, pulls up sleeve, and discovers Arken's hand is full of marks indicating successful passages through the fold* 'well, that is certainly entertaining' I love this man with all my heart

him screaming is so fucking hot, is that weird for me to say

Nina being the Darkling's spy is quite interesting

Ben giving the Darkling crazy eyes when Arken owns up to his guilt is so cool

also wtf is Arken a fool trying to negotiate with possibly the strongest man in the world

kind of loved the darkness literally eating him

also love Alina learning to use her powers better when she is alone than when she is with anyone else, wish we got to see the cut in this season as per the books, ah can't have everything I guess

the camera pan to Jesper's gun at his side, amazing

god Jessie is literally so beautiful I need to see her bring Alina to the peak of her power so bad

netflix you better renew this series to let the plot run to its completion

HOW THE FUCK DID THEY CAST THE CROWS SO PERFECTLY

INEJ FUCKING TREMBLING JUST THE TINIEST BIT AS SHE BOWS SLIGHTLY TO ALINA SGSHSBSJJSJSSJ MY TWO QUEENS

'And where is my Summoner?' my little Darklina heart ouchie I really wish you hadn't used and manipulated her like this Alek it was incredibly fucked up especially considering you actually caught feelings

'Ivan and I won't fail you' oh Fedyor my baby, my angel, you don't deserve what is coming

Helnik literally recreating Titanic lmao stop this is a joke

I too would jump off the raft if I came to consciousness to see a gorgeous woman with magical powers with her hand on my back

omg but why is ryevost so pretty though

'I know exactly how she felt. The King's soldiers treated me the same way... I'm not myself today.' why must you do this to me, why must you fuel my darklina soulmates agenda idiocy

I don't quite think I have a problem with the Zoya Darkling relationship as much as I have a problem with the line they chose to reveal it to use with.

my drink's over and I don't know if I should have another, considering that it's 7 am

the tenderness with which he looks at Zoya and takes her hand and then when he says 'I shall relax when I have Alina' makes me believe more that the man that is reduced to tears time and again in front of Alina could in fact be the master manipulator I know him to be

god I can't wait for Zoya's character arc

'I speak six languages, it's part of my job' why is Nina literally the fucking coolest

Alina blinding the oprichniki was so hot, I can't wait to see more of her power and her ruthlessness

I know I've said it before but good god is Jessie Mei Li gorgeous

HER LITTLE SMILE AMONGST ALL THE PANIC AS SOON AS SHE SEES MAL, THE AUDACITY OF THIS SHOW TO MAKE ME FEEL THIS WAY

THE SCORE COMING IN AT THE RIGHT MOMENT, THEIR HANDS MEETING, HER SMILE AGAIN DHDHSBSNSNSNSNAN IM IN PAIN

REALLY?! YOU'RE GONNA GO DIRECTLY FROM MALINA TO HELNIK WITH NO CONCERN FOR MY HEART?

I simply cannot get over Calahan's accent lmao it's really funny

'im not afraid of you' he says to the insanely gorgeous girl with magic

HIM HANGING HIS HEAD IN DEFEAT TO INDICATE NINA HAS MADE VALID POINTS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I CAN'T BREATHE

'You're just a man. Like all the others.' she says and then forgets her train of thought looking at him as he strips. god I love this

not sleeping all night and then scotch is not a good idea, I think

'I promise not to ravish you' 'I hate the way you talk' her hand on his chest, his hand gripping hers, my fucking heart feels like it's about to explode

good god these shooting locations and sets are so beautiful

Alina throwing the flask at Mal and Mal going 'OI!' I fucking can't, I guess I am a

simp for childhood friends to lovers, give me more of that banter and childhood friend energy, I am thriving

wow it literally seems like they took book! Mal sl*tshaming book! Alina and made show! Alina sl*tshame show! Mal, hmm, interesting

'They would have split us up!' MAL'S LITTLE SMILE AT THIS, and the 'You wrote me letters?' Mal's nod, the Malina yearning stare, the Malina hug, 'thank you for finding me' 'always. I'll always find you.' NO MALINA YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU HAVE MADE ME ABSOLUTELY FUCKING FERAL

I understand they had to split time between my ravkan babies and the crows and that is why there were several aspects that were sort of not reflected on enough but Alina's training at the Little Palace, Alina's cut, Mal's personality, a teensy bit of backstory for the crows, maybe one lockpicking scene from my boy Kaz

random note: we have far too many idols and paintings and pictures and whatnot of Hindu deities in our house apart from the specially designed temple (we are Hindus, so maybe it's not that weird but it's a little weird)

Kaz's cane is a literal star, it's so beautiful my heart wants to explode

'Why would Heleen get the Crow Club?' *literally fucking gets up and walks aways instead of answering the fucking question* I LITERALLY CAN'T BREATHE I'M LOSING MY MIND

'I know that voice' WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO MAKE ME FIGHT FOR PLATONIC SHIPS IN FANDOMS

'We won't starve' omg get you someone who packs food for you when you go on the run together hiding from your ex who wants to capture you and use your powers as a weapon against your consent

Mal looking surprised at her summoning sunlight, Alina looking cautiously at him waiting for him to disapprove or run for the hills in fear or smth like that, 'I'm sorry it took me this long to see you... But I see you now' my dumb little shipper trash heart ouch

they really said we're gonna feed you this part asian couple as the protagonists in this show in 2021 and guess what I'm eating it's really tasty I'm very satisfied as a south asian

NINA'S LITTLE SMILE WHEN MATTHIAS WAKES UP WITH HIS ARM AROUND HER

'I can feel how much you hate sleeping next to me' 👀👀👀 BITCH SAID IMMA SPILL THE TEA AND THEN SHE DID

it's 8 am and guess what I'm getting another drink my parents have c*vid and are in govt qu*r*ntine centres there is nobody to supervise or stop me

I too say 'Why do you have to say things like that?' to my pretty crush when she flirts with me

Nina smiling at Matthias bragging about his conservative ways is my aesthetic

'No, it's not natural for someone to be as stupid as he is tall and yet, oh, there you stand.' MY FUCKING QUEEN

Matthias laughing uncontrollably at Nina saying something which isn't even that funny is a whole ass vibe

Kaz Brekker saying 'The Black General' ooh fuck yeah

YESSSS STEP OUT OF THAT CARRIAGE ALL SEXY BLACK GENERAL

isn't alcohol supposed to like kill germs? well, the amount in my system definitely will

I love my crows so much (always but this time particularly for setting that alarm in the stolen carriage)

ooh Polina recognising Inej by the knife yesss let's go writers

this Ivan Jesper showdown is all I needed from life and yet did not know about

Ivan taking off his cloak was, um, sexier than I wanted it to be

I just realised how thirsty I am going to sound in this post

'Has no one told you that keftas are Fabrikator-made and resistant to bullets, hmm?' 'Oh, I do love a challenge' LITERALLY EVERYTHING

im sorry to be pointing out flaws in a perfect show and adaptation but the line delivery on 'You robbed me of my brother, now I'll rob you of your life' from Polina was kind of weak

'You're a-' *gets knocked out with the back of a gun* LMAO we love the hints

got excited at the prospect of kaz v. zoya until I realised they will not be letting the opportunity of kaz v. darkling pass up

my goodness is Amita Suman a splendid actress

I AM NOT KIDDING WHEN I TELL YOU I SQUEALED WHEN I SAW DARKLES EMERGE OUT OF THE SHADOWS IN FRONT OF MY BABY BOY KAZ

THERE BEING ACTUAL FEAR OR ATLEAST DOUBT ON KAZ'S FACE, THE LITTLE BACK STEPS AS

THE DARKLING WALKS TOWARDS HIM, AAAAH I CAN'T

THE DARKLING STOPPING AT KAZ SAYING 'SHE FLED ON HER OWN' AND THE HINT OF TEARS THAT WE SEE IN HIS EYES

'IT WAS PRETTY CLEAR SHE WASN'T INTERESTED IN BEING A CAPTIVE ANYMORE' YOU TELL HIM, KING

*ACTUAL FUCKING TEARS IN THE DARKLING'S EYES AS THE SHADOWS APPROACH*

NOT ME YOWLING LIKE A HYENA THAT THIS CHILD OUTSMARTED THE MOST POWERFUL MAN IN EXISTENCE WITH A FAKE MAGIC TRICK

'Are you sure you added enough cloves?' literally warranting a wide ass smile from my queen Alina making my entire fucking day

for some reason, no matter how much I push it from my mind, Ben Barnes dressed up as the Darkling, dancing to 'push it' keeps coming to mind, it's absolutely ridiculous

I got somehow distracted with interviews but good things came out of that as it gave my body the time for the booze to kick in

and I would just like to say that I love Leigh for all she has given me

Alina is so fucking compassionate, I have no much love for her. I can feel her guilt and her sorrow as Mal talks of Mikhail and Dubrov

don't particularly like how the stag plotline is woven in, could have been executed better

'You're afraid you might start to like me?' *flaps furs like a bird's wings in frustration*

'I DO like you' my fucking heart you idiots

the sexual tension is so palpable and the moment is so intimate I simply cannot

OMG SHE FUCKING FELL

that moment where you think he might let her fall despite having read the books and he doesn't and he tells her his name I- <3

YOU DARE TRANSITION FROM A HELNIK SCENE TO A KANEJ SCENE YOU REALLY HAVE NO MERCY FOR MY HEART HUH

people have talked about this endlessly but Freddie's little jaw tic after he says Inej because Inej is wounded and he can't physically bring himself to help her I fucking cannot

THE MUSIC PICKING UP AS KAZ LOOKS TO THE DARKLING'S CARRIAGE I CAN'T WITH THIS SHOW ANYMORE

and now for one of my favorite scenes in television and cinematic history, David Kostyk throwing a book at Jesper Fahey without even knowing who he is merely because he opens the door of his carriage and says hello to him before getting knocked out by Kaz Brekker while trying to run away

Immediately followed by another, the scene with David Kostyk raising his finger to put forward his point in front of the Darkling and the Darkling trying to let him know he doesn't have to before obliging is one of my favourite scenes in the world

also sir please stop being devastatingly attractive in your glorious appearance with your face and your black kefta and cloak because all that comes to mind is Ayesha Erotica's Emo Boy and I'm afraid that is terribly inappropriate.

'No, you look great.' *literally looks down from embarrassment or blushing* MALINA RIGHTS?

THE LOOK ON THE DARKLING'S FACE BEFORE HE SAYS 'NO ORDINARY TRACKER, NO ORDINARY GIRL' BITCH IM OUT OF BREATH

'ORPHANS OF KERAMZIN, REUNITED.' 'ADORABLE.' HE FUCKING SNEERED IRL I FUCKING CANNOT

GOD IT'S SO GOOD

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helloo ok um

im diana, im 14 (yes ik)

im a gryffindor

i have black wavy hair just above my shoulders, medium brown eyes that get lighter in the sun, im 5'6 i think lol, i have brown/tanned skin since im part mexican and salvadoran!

i love love painting and art, reading, music and stuff like that,

im generally outgoing but not always, i love talking about stuff i like to other people if and when they listen, im told im funny but i dont like talking about myself because thats weird LMFAO

golden era but maybe marauders if you rlly want to

spunk ransom simp‼️🤸‍♀️

ty !

ah no worries, I think I was younger than you when I first started reading fics lmao.

I ship you with...

Cedric Diggory.

how you meet

Cedric was excited to hear that there was going to be a professor coming in to teach them about the muggle arts during a spring festival that year. He’d loved sketching ever since he was a kid and this seemed like a great way to learn some new tips and meet some new people with his similar interests.

He enters the classroom to see many students sitting at desks with their supplies out in front of them and he spots a seat at the fron next to a girl with black hair and brown eyes.

Placing his sketchbook down, he turns to you.

“Hi, I’m Cedric, you’re here for the muggle art class right?” He questions, double checking the room number for the hundredth time.

“That’s right, I’m Diana by the way.” You smile, putting down your paint brush to shake hands with the hufflepuff.

The professor walks in and begins the demonstrations, explaining the history behind some famous art pieces and giving pointers to students new to the practice.

As Cedric does his best to mimic the work of the teacher, he finds his eyes flickering beside him at the cute gryffindor beside him. He can’t help but admire the concentration on your face as you paint and the way your tanned skin seemed to glow in the sunlight.

Soon enough he finds his pencil moving a different direction. Instead of sketching the teacher’s scene, his eyes instead were trained on your wavy hair, bright brown eyes and beautiful smile, letting his pencil roam on the paper until he was satisfied with how it looked.

“Mr. Diggory, could you show your art to the class?” The proffesor smiles, not realizing Cedric had changed his drawing halfway.

The hufflepuff begins to stutter out a ‘no’ as the teacher laughs and pulls him up by the arm.

“No need to be so modest, go on now.”

Cedric looks down to the sketch in his hand before looking back up at your unknowing eyes. He sighs, turning his paper around.

The teacher’s eyes widen and the class bursts into a fit of giggles as your face blossoms into a brilliant shade of pink, Cedric’s mirroring you own.

“Quiet down class!” The professor shouts again. “Your sketch is beautiful darling, now go sit back down.” She smiles apologetically before ushering the brunette back and returning to her lesson.

Cedric can feel your eyes on him, but he refuses to look, afraid of the judgement they’d hold or the disgust on your face.

“Hey, I-I like your sketch Cedric. Would you mind if I kept it?” You gently shake the boy’s shoulders and flash a small smile, pointing down at the portrait.

“O-Oh, of course Diana!” Cedric grins, scribbling his signature on the paper before sliding it over to you.

“I love it, although I think you may have exaggerated my beauty.” You smirk, looking back into Cedric’s grey eyes.

“Are you joking Diana? I don’t think it did your beauty justice.” Cedric replies, his smile growing wider.

“Oh hush Cedric.” You smirk, lightly rolling your eyes.

“No I don’t think I will.” He snaps back, watching your eyes light up and your cheeks blush again.

He loves making you blush with compliments, even just saying a casual “Hello beautiful.” Gets you all blushy and he adores it.

He eventually gets you out of your shell and learns your love for reading and music.

After that he spends many afternoons with you in the library, having you read aloud to him or listening to muggle music through your headphones

Because he’s taller than you he loves using your head as a chin rest when he hugs you.

“Cedric you’re only. couple inches taller than me.”

“All the better to hug you darling.”

To thank him for the sketch you paint a portrait for him and it now besides on the chair next to his bed

He likes writing cute notes and slipping them into your books

“Cedric why are there three sticky notes in my book?”

“I-I accidentally dropped your bookmark and I thought maybe that would make it up to you.”

He loves your sense of humour and he always finds himself clutching his stomach after you hang out because of how much he laughs.

sometimes he’ll get some gryffindors to bring you his sketches and it’s resulted in some very annoyed red head twins

“Here’s the sketch of the week from Diggory, Diana.”

“What’s got you in such a bad mood Freddie?”

“He took it back three times because he has to ‘make it perfect.’” the twin sighs with air quotations.

In Cedric fashion he asked you out by doodling a sketch of the two of you together and writing a little note in the corner.

You almost knocked George over when you bolted out the common room to find Cedric.

Cedric takes you to a little muggle village a little ways away from Hogwarts. The two of you hit a record shop for music, and art store for supplies and a cute bookstore with a café for some rest and cute pictures.

Cedric pulls you to the park in the town and pushes you on the swings like a little kid, enjoying the sound of your laugh in his ears.

while the two of you stop to catch your breath on a park bench, Cedric pulls you two his side and wraps an arm around you.

He looks down and the both of you can feel yourselves leaning in.

You pause for a moment while your lips are an inch away before finally closing the gap between you two.

Cedric tilts his head to deepen the kiss, but the sound of children’s laughter getting closer brings the two of you out of your trance and you begin making your way back to Hogwarts, stealing quick kisses all the way back.

Hope you like it!!🤍🤍

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